One time I got this guy to call himself an a-hole 100 times, (what a nerd).
I also did the same thing to this other guy, only I convinced him to do a dance like Homer Simpson in that episode where he was in his underwear and chasing Bart with a broom in an Indiana Jones parody, even saying "Ooga booga booga!" (I kid you not).
Anyway if you ladies beat my record let me know, it just might make my day. (Only ladies allowed. And it doesn't count if he was crazy or drunk).
What I find so hilarious about this vid is that despite how much the host tries to blame women and deny that the majority of men are selfish/childish, that he really can't. He pwns himself throughout. XD
So, you're saying the women are the ones who manipulate a man?
Now, this is interesting, considering it's also been said that it's not a woman's place to change a man. Hmm... seems there are more contradictions in this theory than there is in the Holy Bible.
Saying that men are more easily influenced by television, the media, etc... that only proves the "theory" that they're stupid. *sigh*
Great. As an reasonably attractive heterosexual female.. this is looking pretty grim for me. x) thanks
i'd say get back in the kitchen, but you'd probably eat all the food!!!
and, timeisnow1100- learn to spell, stupid. and read a book, if you can, once in awhile. females don't need 'males to reproduce, science has known that for years. and it's children, not childern, cus is not a word, and yeah, not yah....did you even go to a school? did you wipe your ass after that last shit you took, or was that too complicated for you?? stankbutt
FACT: without men there would be no no YouTube. Face it, you're really a chick who wants a dick, but since you can't have one, you hate men because they already have what you'll never get. Lawlz... Men pwn bitches like U.
hey assfuckt, hmm what a ironic name for what's about to happen. You better shut your fuckin mouth if you know what's good for you, because you know what, what if women didn't exist? would you even be alive right now? well since you're obviously retarded i'll answer that for you, no, you wouldn't be you dumb shit. Girls go through pain us men will never exerience, and they should be treated just as equally as us, get a life and a girlfriend bitch, and don't talk to my girlfriend like that again.
look im a guy and they guy is just a fuckin retard. not all men are as stuiped as him. i treat all girls equally. because i agree with you 100%, and i hate the way he said that ur despret when his name is assfuck...lol, anyways. i agree and back you up on ur comment.
Both genders are necessary for reproduction you fucking idiot. In an objective sense, women and men are equally relevant. It's just that men are more productive socially, artistically, and technologically. They just contribute way more to society. Women are essentially obedient, self preserving little punching bags, just as God made them to be.
Women are more obedient? really? hahaha someone obviously hasn't had a girlfriend or a wife. good luck with that, if you really think women are the ones that are more obedient, then I strongly suggest a carreer along the lines of a Pimp.
Well your a woman, so you by definition are dimmer than any man- your sole purpose is to raise children then when you hit menopause you are deemed useless biologically- men are usefull untill they die- men are not subject to the disease that is womanhood- symptoms include mood swings, pregnancy, monthly periods. what sort of organism evolves so it can bleed for 5 days? women are an evolutionary joke.
look, i'm sorry about what I wrote above, I was just going through I really rough patch and I felt that today's society stereotypes woman in this way and I felt like I was deemed worthless as a woman. However, I'm back on track now and I don't believe that anymore for a second. Personally I don't even believe in evolution either.
No, that's your job. In fact that is the only reason you exist. Women are only good for one thing, to be wrapped up and exterminated. Hitler had some great methods that worked on the Jews, I think we should try it out on women who have forgotten their duty to kneel before men like the docile cattle they are. women are very much like cattle really, only less usefull.
Right, idiot. You men are a bunch of worthless animals. You hear that? Animals. You're inferior, you're not superior if you can't even control yourselves. Think about that for a minute with the little brain that you have.
You're just pissed off that no one wants your pathetic ass. Get a life, you men are a joke.
if there was no men then there will be no humans cus uhhh hmm lets see ohh yah FEMALE NEED MEN TO MAKE CHILDERN -_- and without women there will be no life to and i am smarter then most of the girls in my class so be quiet and oops my other comments is all wrong i am so not in high school lol only in middle school :P and your stating a opinion plus girls are your so called ''smarter then boys'' cus you women tend to show off more then boys SHOW OFFS! lol
Why are people giving me bad comments?! Its the truth, look at any scientific paper on intelligence(of course there are exceptions;I have nothing but respect for women scientists,Franklin,Nodel,Curie, but science fact does not have biased opinions,what I'm saying is fact, not discrimination.we cannot allow truths for one thing to be accepted and truths for another to be ignored just because it upsets the status quo.I agree that many women outrank men in intelligence but it is not the majority.
You're so stupid HoloMatter. Yes on average males have a bigger brain, but they barely use any of it! You fucking idiot. Males lack the intelligence to listen with both sides of their (Brain) Both sides of the female brain always listens.Look at the world, females in general are smarter, duhhhhhhh.
Females also are physically superior in two ways.1. Women live on average 5 to 10 years longer then men. 2. Women have stronger legs. Women can easily overcome males superior upper body strengh when they learn how to use their legs. Now I don't think women are superior to males, nor are men superior to women. They're both different, and have their weaknesses, and strengths. Instead of trying to make yourself feel superior to anyone, why don't you get over yourself, and do something useful
women live longer due to the increease in size of their chromosomes, this has nothing to do with intelligence. you are not very consistent with your answers, and you have the ridiculous notion that you can somehow beat me in a battle of wits. don't worry though, I do not takeon unarmed opponents...
No im sorry i have nothing against women, but women don't have stronger legs Lol. Just Look at female body builders and male body builders and look at how much they squat. The difference is almost 250 to 300 lbs.
i agree that men are usualy stronger then women...but on the womens part...well...there hella lot more smarter lol my feonce will be like "do u know what day it iss" ill be like "tuesday" and she'll be like "its my birthday!" they just rember the stuff thats most important and thats why we need them lol
lol moskater thats partly ture cus in my life i have seen girls smarter then other boys but i seem to be the smartest boy or student in my class of high school when i was in younger i seemed like i was the only boy smarter then the other boys but i was also lazy :D
@grinnaturemusic90 First you say women are physically superior to men and then you say you don't think women are superior to men. I understand what you mean but your phrasing made you commit a logical flaw.
Try extending your vocabulary then. I'm afraid colloquailisms such as ''duh'' won't cut it in an argument with me. show me proof that women are smarter, so far you have shown me proof of the contrary.
female humans are, compared to males, mentallly inferior. I'm not insulting them, its scientifically proven. women have 10% less brain mass then men, score 5-10% less on iq tests compared to men and have only 40% of the grey matter present in male brains. also male brains tend to use up more energy than female brains and men have a higher brain/body mass ratio than females. women have evolved primarily to reproduce, their bodies have morphed to suit the purpose of reproduction.
your comment is comparing a boom box to an ipod just because its bigger and uses more current doesnt mean that it's better.
The thinking patterns are completely different between the two and even within its sex thinking patterns change based on age group, mental health etc. Your statement would mean that dumbest male mind is smarter than any female because it is physically bigger. No human has ever lived up to the brains full capability, the equipment maybe there but the genius is in the usage
Dumbass, you're just pissed that you can't get a date. We are superior to you, get over it already. I know your little man brain is being challenged, and we don't care.
I have never seen such a mundane attempt at besting me in my life. women are pure idiots, what do you do for a living, raise kids? make dinner? or do yuou have some crappy little office job that makes you look intelligent. women are a disease, they are a waste of space and time, they are like cattle with their dull eyes. nothing but chattel to be traded with.
Honey, like I said, your pansy ass is just pissed that no women wants you. And I can see why! You're a whiney little bitch. How about growing up? How old are you, 12? Because it sure seems like it.
Men have destroyed the world, always have. You're a bunch of fuck ups who are too illogical to do anything right without killing eachother and resorting to violence. I pitty your little man brains.
The shear fact of the matter is that women are inferior to men as proven historically and even today women are the victims of crime because they are mistakes of evolution. nature has a certain way of trimming away lower life forms and the abuse and slaughter of women is a natural process that should be incouraged. you see it is the men of the world who built it up to the splendour it is today, and women are just leaches of the work men did so it would be better off if we raised women like cattle
how are women superior? they bleed for five days once a month, they are so poorly designed that they are spontaneously falling apart. they are a walking disease, their reprocutive organs are subject to ovarian cancer and they get breast cancer. they are weak and stupid, thats why they have been suppressed for so long and now they are nothing but a parasite. single mothers and pregnant women are sucking funds from more productive fields proving that I am correct.
And this is exactly why we are superior. We go through things you never do, we give birth, you men woulden't last a day in our shoes, you're weak. A bunch of momma's boys, it's a wonder you need women to take care of you. You're nothing but worthless big baby's and you're only good for your penis.
Men built civilization. women just watch us like the stupid cattle they are. you probaby say all this and yet in the end you probably work for a man or are married to one. I mean say what you want but its a man's world and women throughout history have always been the underdogs. all technology, exploration and science and literature and art has been developed by man. women are only good for fucking. women are merely baby factories, you don't actually have any other purpose.
Lol do you think about your mother or sisters (if you have any) like that lol. Obviously both genders have their strengths and weaknesses. I'm a male that goes to university and I can tell you that there are more women in university than men. Also they have better grades. However why men succeed more in life after women, despeite their lower grades, is another topic for discussion.
because some of us don't control are actions
bitemesteelers 3 months ago
@grinnaturemusic90 too true. couldn't have said it better myself
TheBeatlesFan420 6 months ago
BOYS are immature, while real men are more secure.
TheBeatlesFan420 6 months ago
@TheBeatlesFan420 thats so true
qjbeautiful20 3 months ago
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qjbeautiful20 10 months ago
One time I got this guy to call himself an a-hole 100 times, (what a nerd).
I also did the same thing to this other guy, only I convinced him to do a dance like Homer Simpson in that episode where he was in his underwear and chasing Bart with a broom in an Indiana Jones parody, even saying "Ooga booga booga!" (I kid you not).
Anyway if you ladies beat my record let me know, it just might make my day. (Only ladies allowed. And it doesn't count if he was crazy or drunk).
ManedLioness 1 year ago
What I find so hilarious about this vid is that despite how much the host tries to blame women and deny that the majority of men are selfish/childish, that he really can't. He pwns himself throughout. XD
eurasianempress 1 year ago
@eurasianempress thanks!....i think
DanielakaBigd 1 year ago
So, you're saying the women are the ones who manipulate a man?
Now, this is interesting, considering it's also been said that it's not a woman's place to change a man. Hmm... seems there are more contradictions in this theory than there is in the Holy Bible.
Saying that men are more easily influenced by television, the media, etc... that only proves the "theory" that they're stupid. *sigh*
Great. As an reasonably attractive heterosexual female.. this is looking pretty grim for me. x) thanks
YourDarkAccomplice 1 year ago
hes very good he loves your videos keep makeing them in his words ALL I GOT TO SAY IS FARTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MrsFernander90 1 year ago
David Johnson loves u
MrsFernander90 1 year ago
@MrsFernander90 That's good to know. How is David Johnson?
DanielakaBigd 1 year ago
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You have been watching too much doctor Phil.
theonlycrapnameleft 1 year ago
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WOMEN ARE BETER COPS THAN MEN!!! THEY SHOULD GET PAIED MORE!! ALL MEN DO IS SIT BACK AND MAKE ALL THE WOMEN COPS DO ALL THE WORK!
loadedlover12 1 year ago
TOOL!
loadedlover12 1 year ago
TV, this is why the internet is winning.
tacos4all 1 year ago
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Your a fat number 55 lighting bolt running down the eastside field in your C team pants that can't fit! Quit makeing videos u faggot
MrsFernander90 1 year ago
@MrsFernander90 Do I know you?
DanielakaBigd 1 year ago
In a way I don't really blame the ladies for being upset, it was a woman who carried us for 9 months...
Besides that, Jesus was always treating women like they were jewels...
LoneAlphaMaleWolf 1 year ago 12
In all seriousness, who the fuck takes romantic advice from a fucking blood?
NastymcNiggerpants 2 years ago
Just because most black men are retarded, doesn't mean most males in general are stupid. Don't assume so much.
NastymcNiggerpants 2 years ago
I'm literally LOL-ing at all the butthurt in all these comments. It's so funny when dudes get called out on their bullshit.
Sometimes, I truly am embarrassed to be a guy.
Women think men are stupid because most of them ARE stupid.
xobrentox 2 years ago 4
Lol @ 4:24. XD
MaimedAngel 2 years ago 3
why aren't you on a treadmill, porky???
i'd say get back in the kitchen, but you'd probably eat all the food!!!
and, timeisnow1100- learn to spell, stupid. and read a book, if you can, once in awhile. females don't need 'males to reproduce, science has known that for years. and it's children, not childern, cus is not a word, and yeah, not yah....did you even go to a school? did you wipe your ass after that last shit you took, or was that too complicated for you?? stankbutt
laceydays 2 years ago
Porky, huh? haha! woo! what else you got? fatso? Sherman Klump? Hercules Hercules? HO HO, THAT'S RICH!! You got a future in comedy, I tell ya....
DanielakaBigd 2 years ago
FACT: without men there would be no no YouTube. Face it, you're really a chick who wants a dick, but since you can't have one, you hate men because they already have what you'll never get. Lawlz... Men pwn bitches like U.
assfuckt 2 years ago
hey assfuckt, hmm what a ironic name for what's about to happen. You better shut your fuckin mouth if you know what's good for you, because you know what, what if women didn't exist? would you even be alive right now? well since you're obviously retarded i'll answer that for you, no, you wouldn't be you dumb shit. Girls go through pain us men will never exerience, and they should be treated just as equally as us, get a life and a girlfriend bitch, and don't talk to my girlfriend like that again.
Falcon6696 2 years ago 4
look im a guy and they guy is just a fuckin retard. not all men are as stuiped as him. i treat all girls equally. because i agree with you 100%, and i hate the way he said that ur despret when his name is assfuck...lol, anyways. i agree and back you up on ur comment.
xxemoskaterx0x0 2 years ago
Both genders are necessary for reproduction you fucking idiot. In an objective sense, women and men are equally relevant. It's just that men are more productive socially, artistically, and technologically. They just contribute way more to society. Women are essentially obedient, self preserving little punching bags, just as God made them to be.
NastymcNiggerpants 2 years ago
Women are more obedient? really? hahaha someone obviously hasn't had a girlfriend or a wife. good luck with that, if you really think women are the ones that are more obedient, then I strongly suggest a carreer along the lines of a Pimp.
Falcon6696 2 years ago
They're obedient with me, but that could just be the electro-shock chains talking.
NastymcNiggerpants 2 years ago
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ILuvMaBebe 2 years ago
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ILuvMaBebe 2 years ago
true that, except im not sexist
drummerxp 2 years ago
I think some men (not all) are arrogant and cocky. this is my opinion makes them dimmer
NZbeauty86 2 years ago 4
Well your a woman, so you by definition are dimmer than any man- your sole purpose is to raise children then when you hit menopause you are deemed useless biologically- men are usefull untill they die- men are not subject to the disease that is womanhood- symptoms include mood swings, pregnancy, monthly periods. what sort of organism evolves so it can bleed for 5 days? women are an evolutionary joke.
HoloMatter 2 years ago
look, i'm sorry about what I wrote above, I was just going through I really rough patch and I felt that today's society stereotypes woman in this way and I felt like I was deemed worthless as a woman. However, I'm back on track now and I don't believe that anymore for a second. Personally I don't even believe in evolution either.
have a nice day
NZbeauty86 2 years ago
You bitches are a joke. We are obviously superior, lol get over it, little boy. You are a weak vessels and just plain won't admit it. Go eat a dick.
forpeaceandloveman 2 years ago
No, that's your job. In fact that is the only reason you exist. Women are only good for one thing, to be wrapped up and exterminated. Hitler had some great methods that worked on the Jews, I think we should try it out on women who have forgotten their duty to kneel before men like the docile cattle they are. women are very much like cattle really, only less usefull.
HoloMatter 2 years ago
Right, idiot. You men are a bunch of worthless animals. You hear that? Animals. You're inferior, you're not superior if you can't even control yourselves. Think about that for a minute with the little brain that you have.
You're just pissed off that no one wants your pathetic ass. Get a life, you men are a joke.
forpeaceandloveman 2 years ago
if there was no men then there will be no humans cus uhhh hmm lets see ohh yah FEMALE NEED MEN TO MAKE CHILDERN -_- and without women there will be no life to and i am smarter then most of the girls in my class so be quiet and oops my other comments is all wrong i am so not in high school lol only in middle school :P and your stating a opinion plus girls are your so called ''smarter then boys'' cus you women tend to show off more then boys SHOW OFFS! lol
timeisnow1100 2 years ago
Why are people giving me bad comments?! Its the truth, look at any scientific paper on intelligence(of course there are exceptions;I have nothing but respect for women scientists,Franklin,Nodel,Curie, but science fact does not have biased opinions,what I'm saying is fact, not discrimination.we cannot allow truths for one thing to be accepted and truths for another to be ignored just because it upsets the status quo.I agree that many women outrank men in intelligence but it is not the majority.
HoloMatter 3 years ago
You're so stupid HoloMatter. Yes on average males have a bigger brain, but they barely use any of it! You fucking idiot. Males lack the intelligence to listen with both sides of their (Brain) Both sides of the female brain always listens.Look at the world, females in general are smarter, duhhhhhhh.
grinnaturemusic90 2 years ago 4
Females also are physically superior in two ways.1. Women live on average 5 to 10 years longer then men. 2. Women have stronger legs. Women can easily overcome males superior upper body strengh when they learn how to use their legs. Now I don't think women are superior to males, nor are men superior to women. They're both different, and have their weaknesses, and strengths. Instead of trying to make yourself feel superior to anyone, why don't you get over yourself, and do something useful
grinnaturemusic90 2 years ago 12
women live longer due to the increease in size of their chromosomes, this has nothing to do with intelligence. you are not very consistent with your answers, and you have the ridiculous notion that you can somehow beat me in a battle of wits. don't worry though, I do not takeon unarmed opponents...
HoloMatter 2 years ago
No im sorry i have nothing against women, but women don't have stronger legs Lol. Just Look at female body builders and male body builders and look at how much they squat. The difference is almost 250 to 300 lbs.
clarkK177 2 years ago
i agree that men are usualy stronger then women...but on the womens part...well...there hella lot more smarter lol my feonce will be like "do u know what day it iss" ill be like "tuesday" and she'll be like "its my birthday!" they just rember the stuff thats most important and thats why we need them lol
xxemoskaterx0x0 2 years ago
lol moskater thats partly ture cus in my life i have seen girls smarter then other boys but i seem to be the smartest boy or student in my class of high school when i was in younger i seemed like i was the only boy smarter then the other boys but i was also lazy :D
timeisnow1100 2 years ago
@grinnaturemusic90 Thank you!
r0cKsT4r177 1 year ago
@grinnaturemusic90 First you say women are physically superior to men and then you say you don't think women are superior to men. I understand what you mean but your phrasing made you commit a logical flaw.
TheTako400 2 weeks ago
Try extending your vocabulary then. I'm afraid colloquailisms such as ''duh'' won't cut it in an argument with me. show me proof that women are smarter, so far you have shown me proof of the contrary.
HoloMatter 2 years ago
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female humans are, compared to males, mentallly inferior. I'm not insulting them, its scientifically proven. women have 10% less brain mass then men, score 5-10% less on iq tests compared to men and have only 40% of the grey matter present in male brains. also male brains tend to use up more energy than female brains and men have a higher brain/body mass ratio than females. women have evolved primarily to reproduce, their bodies have morphed to suit the purpose of reproduction.
HoloMatter 3 years ago
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thanks for the comment
DanielakaBigd 3 years ago
your comment is comparing a boom box to an ipod just because its bigger and uses more current doesnt mean that it's better.
The thinking patterns are completely different between the two and even within its sex thinking patterns change based on age group, mental health etc. Your statement would mean that dumbest male mind is smarter than any female because it is physically bigger. No human has ever lived up to the brains full capability, the equipment maybe there but the genius is in the usage
puntapanyababy 3 years ago
Dumbass, you're just pissed that you can't get a date. We are superior to you, get over it already. I know your little man brain is being challenged, and we don't care.
forpeaceandloveman 2 years ago
I have never seen such a mundane attempt at besting me in my life. women are pure idiots, what do you do for a living, raise kids? make dinner? or do yuou have some crappy little office job that makes you look intelligent. women are a disease, they are a waste of space and time, they are like cattle with their dull eyes. nothing but chattel to be traded with.
HoloMatter 2 years ago
you do know the 1950s were over long ago don't you, Holo???
NZbeauty86 2 years ago
Honey, like I said, your pansy ass is just pissed that no women wants you. And I can see why! You're a whiney little bitch. How about growing up? How old are you, 12? Because it sure seems like it.
Men have destroyed the world, always have. You're a bunch of fuck ups who are too illogical to do anything right without killing eachother and resorting to violence. I pitty your little man brains.
forpeaceandloveman 2 years ago 3
The shear fact of the matter is that women are inferior to men as proven historically and even today women are the victims of crime because they are mistakes of evolution. nature has a certain way of trimming away lower life forms and the abuse and slaughter of women is a natural process that should be incouraged. you see it is the men of the world who built it up to the splendour it is today, and women are just leaches of the work men did so it would be better off if we raised women like cattle
HoloMatter 2 years ago
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ILuvMaBebe 2 years ago
how are women superior? they bleed for five days once a month, they are so poorly designed that they are spontaneously falling apart. they are a walking disease, their reprocutive organs are subject to ovarian cancer and they get breast cancer. they are weak and stupid, thats why they have been suppressed for so long and now they are nothing but a parasite. single mothers and pregnant women are sucking funds from more productive fields proving that I am correct.
HoloMatter 2 years ago
And this is exactly why we are superior. We go through things you never do, we give birth, you men woulden't last a day in our shoes, you're weak. A bunch of momma's boys, it's a wonder you need women to take care of you. You're nothing but worthless big baby's and you're only good for your penis.
forpeaceandloveman 2 years ago 3
Men built civilization. women just watch us like the stupid cattle they are. you probaby say all this and yet in the end you probably work for a man or are married to one. I mean say what you want but its a man's world and women throughout history have always been the underdogs. all technology, exploration and science and literature and art has been developed by man. women are only good for fucking. women are merely baby factories, you don't actually have any other purpose.
HoloMatter 2 years ago
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ILuvMaBebe 2 years ago
Lol do you think about your mother or sisters (if you have any) like that lol. Obviously both genders have their strengths and weaknesses. I'm a male that goes to university and I can tell you that there are more women in university than men. Also they have better grades. However why men succeed more in life after women, despeite their lower grades, is another topic for discussion.
clarkK177 2 years ago
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ILuvMaBebe 2 years ago
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ILuvMaBebe 2 years ago
haha this was good man
peaceofmindhiphop 3 years ago 2
thanks
DanielakaBigd 3 years ago
Good job man.
PraiZeRaps 3 years ago
thank you
DanielakaBigd 3 years ago