Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's I Pledge Video

[QueenVelveeta]

Idiots. Additionally, I didn't know 3/4 of the people in that video.

[PlasticCow01]

Everyone of these cunts should be hunted down like fucking rabid dogs. These goddamn 1% assholes need to be put down. Fucking hypocrites!

[LawDog9411]

I pledge not to call these guys idiots, even though they are!

[LawDog9411]

I pledge to defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic.

[TheEDJ1984]

I pledge to take back our county and put a end to trenery and get these thugs out of congress JUST LOOK UP S.1867 AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

[behaack]

I pledge to clean up my own vomit after watching this video of self-righteous nit-wits.

[Tsicar]

Oh my God, I had thought this was a skit from Mad TV or something. So, this — this is for-real?!

[jakemorrow18]

Pledge to be a "servant" to our president?!?! Are you kidding me? "our" president should

Pledge to be a servant to US!

[hotjama12]

Send them to the next war!

Let them plage to obama for real! Ron Paul 2012!!

[erizle4]

moshcustom. Word. The government works for the people. I believe government officials should be appointed by the people and serve in office without pay. government homes vehicles should be issued and returned after their term as any individual does in the military. in boot camp everything is provided for you. your only job is to train. the politicians only job is to make things law for the people not their own pockets. sorry if my ranting wasn't eloquent

[londoncold]

Creepy. I wish someone would do a follow up and see which, if any, of these vapid celebrities did anything they 'pledged.'

[QueenVelveeta]

@londoncold Just follow up by looking at that trash Demi Moore and her husband. What have they been doing the last three years?

[moshcustom]

fuckin' Oprah! Of course.

[moshcustom]

I pledge to support & defend the Constitution. I also pledge to post this video as often as possible & to comment, viciously, as often as possible, whereby exposing these pathetic cartoon characters for the status quo establishment shills that they are. I further pledge never to give another penny to these jokers, any of them, by watching their movies, tv shows or buying their music, because I refuse to support ANYONE who pledges to be a servant to a public servant that signed NDAA into law.

[haydenslaymaker]

"to be an American, not an African-American"

what is that logical right-wing idea doing in this otherwise clownish video?

[chd911sc]

the last few seconds of this excrement might explain a lot. harpo spelled backwards is...

[hatewog]

Disgusting Hollywood scum and all who likes this video should get the hell out of our county

[MyNinjaPenguin17]

Ummm... YIKES.

[OfficialTedWilliams]

what the fuck has he changed nothing he has caused more welfare than hitler and cause more sucide since hitler he cause the rate of despperson to sky rocket what the hell has he changed he has brought more misery than change fuck you

[Loyadd]

is this for real? humanity is fucked.

[jaybreak]

Did any of these clowns follow up on their pledges?

[shelleyinthecity]

I pledge to refer to Barack Obama as not the first African American President, but rather the first American President.

[HaroldRehling]

I pledge to do everything in my power short of violating property and bodily rights to piss off douchebags like these celebrities on a daily basis. Granted, that means little to no change in my lifestyle.

[superfunkadelic]

this video pleases our dear leader obama very much

[jwkelley1]

Pledge to serve the President? Think that is turned around, President should be serving the people not dividing them!

[mgallant01]

I pledge to enjoy watching Obama lose in 2012

[mrredhatter]

Why Bryce Dallas Howard? I used to be in love with you!

[junkerdunk]

All I see and hear are drones.

[AtheistsFail]

What a waste! I pledge to never waste 4 mins and 19 secs of my life again on stupid videos like this.

[XxxjorjiexxX]

Who is the girl who say "to help find a cure for Alzheimer's"

[crackersoul21]

Except for the "service to Obama" part, I can get behind everything that was said. People are really looking for "change" and Obama didn't deliver. He turned out to be just another shill of the man. He sure looked good before his presidency and was very much an outsider. I'm getting behind another outsider...Dr. Ron Paul

[Puppytime31]

This video is getting crapped on

People don't believe in Obama anymore

[GodIsAWasteMan]

HAHAHAA CRINGE.

[dominickjr]

Its time to tune out empty headed hollywood and vote ron paul.

[tomsenn88]

I pledge to vote for President Paul

[furrfilled]

Too bad all these pledges are resulting in lose of Liberty, indefinite detention with a lawyer, advancing corporate fascism, and big bailouts for the bankers.

I pledge to vote for an honest president, Ron Paul 2012.

[russo1]

im boycotting every one of these mother fucker's movies and music.

[MsAntitheist]

And the winner of the 2012 Republican presidential nomination is.... BARACK H. OBAMA!

[videoquez]

So it took obama to become president ... for you to become a 'good person'

... the words 'sellout' and 'shallow' come to mind

[lordundead1984]

that asshole almost ruined Funkadelic for me. jesus! can't they just say they're in favor of Obama and then shut the fuck up!

[whitearab2]

jesus christ thats creepy, although at least i get hate ashton kutcher a little more

[BastionKnight]

All glory to the hypno-toad...

[BastionKnight]

I pledge to take the blue pill. I pledge to repeat everything I am told without question. I pledge be complicit with population control. I pledge to do nothing to stop genocide, so long as it's profitable for my masters.

[smashingrapenuts]

I like to come back to this video every so often, just to laugh.

I pledge to laugh at everyone of these morons every time this video is shown.

[kingofallwhites]

Ashton Kutcher pledges to support pedophiles so that his favorite college football team's image isn't tarnished.

[jomama318]

It is very troubling that: 1.) These people are pledging to be servant to a man who is suppose to be in service to us and 2.) that these same people have the gall to talk about combating ignorance. If you want to eliminate ignorance, begin doing so by educating yourselves, not by talking out of your ass.

[jomama318]

"...to sell a culture of intelligence instead of ignorance." (2:50-2:53). If that is the case, maybe he should read up on the idea that we are a constitutional republic and that our government is meant to be "FOR the people and BY the people". Our government was created to be a servant of the people.The president of the United States is suppose to be a servant of the citizens of the U.S.

[Burpette098]

amen JBRinjersey!

[BEARARMZ]

Obama puppets. Paid off by the obama administration. No more obama

[KI6RBW41]

That was kind of creepy. When did we stop pledging to the Republic and pledging to a man. That was sort of like 1930's Germany. I am a little frightened right now.

[AQuinceFilms]

welllll id rather have obama than a drunk ass rick perry

[ace24wolf]

2:23 amen

[wbulloc2]

Fuck you

[thecodgod19]

this video is awesome what are u talkin about

[renn75]

Demi Moore announces plans to end her 6-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher - I guess they don't take their pledges seriously...

[sicNtwstdF]

Celebrities can pay a bill, they do not need healthcare. Think it's unfair? Well they choose their career!

[supcharlie1]

I pledge to be FREE. Whom the SON sets free is free indeed!!

[JDPKRevolution]

Celebrities need healthcare? Bullshit

[American398]

I pledge that i will never watch or listen to anymore of your crap.

[mgallant01]

I pledge to celebrate on Nov 7th when Obama loses!

[kingofallwhites]

@mgallant01 Don't blame Obama for this gay video. By the way- who is the hot and fuckable redhead?

[RichieD814]

Are these pledges moot if a republican takes office next year?

[marxmench74]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RogueRotting360]

What a bunch of mindless drones.

The president serves the people, not the other way round.

[Loyadd]

@RogueRotting360 don't worry, they know that.

[RogueRotting360]

@Loyadd Yeah, well they're not acting like it.

[roflcopter2006]

Obama has been president for a few years now. Where's all the fucking unicorns and rainbows?

[vikinglord40k]

Death to the new world order! Death to the globalist banksters! Death to the fed!

The answer to 1984 is 1776!

[xtrashed]

I pledge never to watch a movie or tv show or anything with Ashton Kutcher or Demi Moore in ever again.

[kingofallwhites]

I am a liberal. I will vote for Obama again. I pledge to kick Ashton Kutcher square in the balls the next time I see him.

[84gregorydc]

@kingofallwhites thats somethin to be proud of let me tell ya!

[kebabco]

ok this is creepy

[CTastic1]

i pledge to buy another arsenal of guns so i can defend myself from fucking wackos

[GvKc67]

This is frightening. Very frightening.

[NautyKnight]

WOW! This is eerily similar to how Hitler had his people pledging their allegiance to HIM directly and not to their nation. Obama is the modern Hitler!

[kingofallwhites]

@NautyKnight What's wrong with Hitler?

[NautyKnight]

@kingofallwhites - Nothing, now that he's dead.

[kingofallwhites]

@NautyKnight He did some cool things though like invent the Beetle.

[bibbler227]

@kingofallwhites Hey didn't invent the Beetle you asshole. You have any idea who Ferdinand Porsche was?

[kingofallwhites]

In 1933, Adolf Hitler gave the order to Ferdinand Porsche to develop a Volkswagen (literally, "people's car" in German, pronounced [ˈfɔlksvaːɡən]). The epithet Volks- literally, "people's-" had been previously applied to other Nazi sponsored consumer goods such as the Volksempfänger ("people's radio"). Hitler required a basic vehicle capable of transporting two adults and three children at 100 km/h (62 mph). The "People's Car" would be available to citizens of the Third Reich.

[RogueRotting360]

@kingofallwhites Got anything better to do than copy and paste from Wikipedia?

[kingofallwhites]

@RogueRotting360 Yes. Like getting rim jobs from your sister.

[RogueRotting360]

@kingofallwhites Good for you.

[TheConnorian]

HIEL OBAMA! yes that about sums this up, welcome to socialist america! you got what you wanted now or does this like bar only represent the intelligent people.

[JBRinjersey]

I pledge to buy more guns, to teach my children that the 'president' is a servent of the people and not the other way around. I pledge, never to watch these ignorant holliweird hypocrites movies again.

[dalriada842]

@JBRinjersey I'm not even an American, and I'm creeped out by this video. I watched it all the way through to see exactly whose movies I should be giving a miss.The US has fallen a long way from a constitutional republic.

[ratrat222]

What would Ayn Rand say?

[cfrait1968]

Well, it looks like even Ashton has had it with Demi now. He is now in the process of dumping her old ass for a much younger, hotter female. Big surprise. The MILF thing apparently got old real fast. I have a hunch that she was probably the one who talked him into doing this stupid crap in the first place...

[Lava91point0]

You shouldn't have to pledge to do anything...as a person it's you're right to do what the fuck u want, if that means telling someone where to stick it then so shall it be, nothing wrong with being a little bit nicer but you don't require a sworn oath just do it!! This has so many undertones of tyranny it's ridiculous, your being asked very subtly to become subserviant and change not because you want to but because the president said so. Welcome to United Empire of Earth

[SAOrules]

I pledge to vote obamasturbation out in 2012 for a sensible conservative, and to never listen to this left-wing bullshit again.

[unimaxsystems]

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[unimaxsystems]

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[ArborWeek]

Dirty liberal scum.

[phenomenalclassic93]

3,261 people don't believe that they have a civil duty to do there share for all of mankind

[zoomgrim]

made me throw up in my mouth, stupid SOBs

[75texboy]

I Pledge to Boycott Hollywood!!

[CarlosMarti123]

These people praise Obama like he's God or something.

Yep, that's where our country seems to be heading. 

[phenomenalclassic93]

@CarlosMarti123 i love your videos. you seem like your voicing your opinions well behind a keyboard -.-

[alexrogers411]

Soliel Moon Frye is going to find a cure for Alzheimers! Hell yeah!!

Wait, where is it, Punky Bruester! I had some relatives who had Alzheimers! Where's that cure?

I kid. Ofcourse if you took all these people's moneys and gave(s) it to the poor. The poor would be happier.

:)

Creepy video.

[PattyRead1]

This video is incredibly creepy. So it's been 2.5 years since it came out. Where's the follow up? Did they do all the things they pledged? Words, words, words. Meaningless words from the talkers instead of the doers.

[YOURpervertexposer]

SICK! And these are the same people who are followed by those who say Christians are "brainwashed." So what does "this" - MAKE THEM?

They pledge to flush the toilet only after taking a dump? Their homes have to reek of toxic urine? What more can we expect from them in a homosexualized, defecation playing Smutville?

I PLEDGE, to do everything I can, to see this "historic" president accurately depicted as the worst, most racist, most perverted, dumbest piece of **** to ever mistakenly be elected.

[SpiralsHappen]

I pledge to be just like Al Gore by living his kind of lifestyle. To live in excess whenever possible. Just like most of these actors and musicians.

Many many other earth like planets to bounce to anyway, next life.

[antoinebugleboy]

Sure, fight Alzheimer's, be nicer to people, be more funky? Okay, why not. Use less plastic bottles, etc., etc. Then, 3:54 Wait, what?

Holy crapballs, "I pledge to be a servant to my President?" What kind of blatant bait and switch attempt was that?

[silversification]

as for the ''change''. i like deniro's line when he said, '' they took your dollars, and left you with change.'' how's that for change? 

[agnostaxian]

HEY LIBERAL FUCKTARD ACTORS, "HOPE AND CHANGE" UTOPIA, ARE WE THERE YET?????????????? dipshits

[LordMalice6d9]

This video is disgusting!! People should not pledge allegiance to there elected officials. Its the elected officials that are suppose to pledge allegiance to US! Not the other way around.

[melsop54]

This is flat out creepy. Ironically Obama has made these same people debt slaves.

[LittleWolf1971]

LMAO what a horrible advert...... blimey we are the borg and who is the hive queen?

[tcvicesquad]

I pledge to smack the living fuck out of that arrogant midget dude from Entourage.

[computerpurple]

Hey look it's the HollyWEIRD BONG HIPPIES. This video is much better with the sound off.

[chrisallenrichie]

I thought SNL videos weren't permitted to be shown on YT? This has to be a skit from SNL because it is so moronic it's offensive. I pledge to never again waste over 4 minutes of my life watching the inane blatherings of morons ever again. Not using plastic bags or bottled water? P-Diddy is going to turn the lights out in his manisons? I pledge to stop self-induce vomoting unless I pledge myslef to bulimia. In that case I will seek out ways in which I can throw-up. Which would negate said pledge

[weismeister121]

together you can...together you are......the BORG

[jwmellott]

Not use the plastic bags?

You'll be killing trees!!!!

[jwmellott]

I pledge to sell my obnoxious car, and buy a hybrid. This will actually be more damaging to the environment than keeping the obnoxious car, since the new owner won't be as concerned about the earth. But I will be able to tell people I have a hybrid. I will get invited to parties with B-list actors. I will go to leftist heaven when I die.

[loveyounot0420]

What in the hell does this have to do with Obama??? He's just a human being for crying out loud! I swear, people will blindly follow anyone. The media so heavily influences our country it disgusts me. I wonder how many of these people actually followed through with these pledges. People need to stop looking to an imperfect human for perfection, and start looking to Jesus.

[vikinglord40k]

Who's the tattooed fuckface in purple shirt?

[jboyko3]

"I pledge to be a servant to my president." What is this? North Korea? I remember watching this a couple years ago and being disgusted. Now I'm totally revolted. I wish just one person would've made a pledge to eat their own fucking words.

[menetjunky]

"to find the humor in everything" prolly helps to have a few mil, huh? yeah hee hee ha ha motherfucker its real funny when people lose their jobs and houses thanks to a fascist dictator. its real funny when children are taken from families who refuse to medicate children before sending them to school to look at this bullshit. its real funny to round up people at three in the morning and take them to modern-day death camps. thats some funny shit right there.

[patriciaannpat]

I pledge never to go to there Movies are watch them on TV ...Oprah paid for this ..............never hear one of them say they will pay more taxes are live in a smaller house ..ride the Bus to work ..give there money to build homes for the poor ......they just need to grease themselves up and slide up Obama's ASS

[ratrat222]

I pledge to kill Socialism.

[JTTCOLO]

You notice none of them pledged to pay more in taxes?

[hitekhillbilly531]

Two faced mindess minions! OK I PLEDGE TO FIRE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IN 2012

[ceovp]

pledge to uphold and follow the United States Constitution of the Founding Fathers

[lrishwristwatch]

i forgot how sick this video truely is. thanks Zonation!

[karenrenneke]

I pledge to never support a socialist n who's agenda is to destroy this country one day at a time. I pledge to vote TEA PARTY

[renn75]

They need to do a "Where are the now" special on these elitist idiots.

[museblock]

I see someone else has already commented on this but I have to say it: Does this remind anyone else of North Korea's blind, "for the greater good", following of their leader? The droning pledge to Obama at the end was a nice creepy touch. I thought we were a democratic republic? This sounds more like a new breed of socialist sheep using humanitarian themes and "change" (which I am still waiting for) to create a public foundation for government reform... which looks to be a monarchy.

[abdulbari121]

a servent to the president? i pledge to personally fuck over every single person involved in the new world order, hows that for a pledge bitches! :D

[greg8001]

I pledge to never watch or listen to these wing-nuts again.

[bigbluefungus]

The end of the video gave me goosebumps...

[USAEA]

Please, for all that is holy, move out of my country! I'm CERTAIN Cuba will welcome you with open arms!

[C2010X1]

idiots all of em, I hate all these movie stars now

[adolfGoooglification]

I pledge to masturbate to pictures of hot ass eskimo's at least 3 times a day.

[akroliko]

I pledge allegiance to the United States of America not to a president who has made it his pledge to systematically destroy it.

[oneleggedspider]

This is scarrier than any horror film could ever be. I swear it's exactly like the rhetoric the drones in North Korea chant about the " great leader "

I pledge to seperate myself from the media and see this FRAUD in the white house taken down, and his brain dead liberal shitbags celebrity clones can go with him.

[Snotra]

I pledge to fart more often, so that I may contribute to the earth's depleting nitrate gasses.

[iunttunk]

who is this at 1:03/1:04? thanx

[wlarrygood]

@iunttunk Alyssa Milano--Who's the Boss?

[Tyr753]

Slavery? Right, well I don't know where these people have been but slavery died long ago.

[BookofJim]

This is the creepiest video ever made on Youtube.

[winslowwind]

I pledge to defend Liberty for all! 

Join Young American's For Liberty!

[RichieD814]

I don't think it matters what your political affiliation is, this video is just ridiculous.

[sensenigk]

This is horrifying!

[adolfGoooglification]

'Best upload' on youtube by so far its ridiculous...

[STPMech]

I PLEDGE to make sure when the REVOLUTION comes that these two POS suffer in the most horrible way.

[wh306]

DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mtboger]

She pledges to use less bottled water.....as she's holding bottled water?

[kingpyro710]

Democrats are so full of crap it's ridiculous..

" I pledge to consider myself American, not African American?" -wtf..

I pledge to persuade people that the liberal and democratic parties are full of SHIT!

I bet you guys none of these hollywood stars took their pledges seriously.. It's all talk and propaganda for that obamination

[sicmetal]

I'm not a servant of anyone but Jesus Christ. I pledge not to watch of your movies every again.

[smashingrapenuts]

"I pledge" to post this video everywhere I can and to everyone I can, to make sure that this creepy, crazy ass video is not forgotten. I hope you all will do the same. Its hard to believe that just two years ago, people were behind this man. The change he has gone through over that time, from peace seeking nobel prize winner, to war mongering, big business friend. We all voted for change and got the same. Don't get fooled again, America.

[royfokkerss]

I pledge not to waste money on crap made by people who are obviously part of the problem.

[CruxisFire]

RESIST PROPAGANDA!

[BacchusFA]

as a progressive minded liberal, I found this video repugnant.

[MrProphetofdoom]

I pledge to stop watching such creepy videos.

[trekkerperson]

This was disgusting...

[FlashmoreGash]

Absolutely creepy!..False!..False sheperds that scatter

[FlashmoreGash]

Twoddle!

[JDThinking]

I pledge to reread Atlas Shrugged.

[BrulesRules001]

creepy. BOYCOTT EVERY ONE WHO DID THIS PLEDGE! Haha lol

[LgndryThndr]

" They say that the job of the president is the most lonely job "

EL OH FUCKING EL!

Aren't these the same cock suckers who were telling us that president Bush was king shit and could do anything he wanted?

FUCK THIS, I'M SLEEPING WITH THE CAR ON IN THE GARAGE!

[rmed30]

You know what would make this world a better place? If everybody in this video killed themselves. I pledge never to see a film. Or watch a tv show. Or buy a book (lol), or cd authored by any of these slime ever again. Which won't be hard seeing as how w. the exeption of 'My Cousin Vinny' and 'Six Feet Under' anything any of those people has ever done has been a piece of shit anyway. I don't need Puff Daddy to tell me when to turn my lights off.....

[imax1971]

Experts on Communism, refer to people like Demi and Ashton as "Useful Idiots"...

[oldstock1607]

Dear god, my god.............that really turned my stomach.