Shit Christians Say to Jews

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

"Is Moesha Jewish?" That is a hilarious WIN

[AARONeclipsePDI]

lol I goggled little Jewish hats

[apv38241]

its funny how the before this video it was advertising Morons LOLZ

[BKFWaldman]

Hilarious! Each single comment in this bit was actually said to me while at college. It's funny now that it has been nearly 10 years.

[dscribbz]

Should be titled "Things Stupid People say to Jews"

[tommyclarkson123]

I'm jamaican, but my great, great grandmother was an ashkenazi jew, maternal side. But my IQ is 113, most jamaicans get an 70, so i'm pretty sure Ashkenazi people are the smartest on earth. They have the highest average IQ.

[lasarahxox]

Um...if the Christian is that stupid to call Moses the Jewish Jesus...no

[blackwolfsquadron]

jewish people always think they are better that anyone else...

[VeeShay1]

Lol. You forgot, "So have you EVER tried bacon? Never? Seriously? Really?"

[PipersGrip]

The funniest:

"You want to come to real church with me."

"You are half saved."

"I am really going to miss you when I am in Heaven."

That is funny stuff. 

[ROFLCOPTER0723]

You look like olgakay

[TheSoopahG]

I hate the "You don't LOOK Jewish!"

I'm Jewish. From Israel. I look so Jewish it's unclear why so many people would not know I am.

[JudgeDaddyRankin]

Jonah Hill totally has a Jewfro

I don't like Jewfros

You kind of have a Jewfro

[reedadee11]

Omg no racism or arguments in the comments...

This video is obviously fake

[cellcat]

why do christians say anything to jews. they're your elders, leave them alone! Lol!

[icsk8grrl]

what do you call a jewish church? ....well, do you want to come to REAL church with me? LMAO

[EduardoMLD]

this is so truuuee! hahhahaha

[whythelongmoustache]

My friend has actually asked me if I believe in G-d. He was like "Jews believe in G-d right?"

[FuckeryFairy]

i think this video is really about what EVERYONE says to jews, not JUST Christians

[HPAnimeFreak]

You didn't put in, "Do you speak Jewish?"

[ghool10000]

not really funny

[ronpaulOisOtigger]

@ghool10000 but definitely kinda funny.

[Offended83Shadow]

this is as funny if not funnier to "shit white girls say to black girls" i laughed so freeeeking hard.

[InvisebleDork]

Lol "so your like half christian, oh my god your like half saved"

[DigitalFunBobby]

LoL "I'm so sorry about the Holocaust...did all your family die in it?"

[ericissuperman1]

@msdklfsd you cant be from jewland dumbass

[Ann95I]

There are Black Jews (Ethiopian Jew). I'm one of them! btw, loved the video...

[156AndreaZ156]

@Ann95I Your a ethiopian jew? Have you ever seen how jews treat african people in isreal?

[Ann95I]

@156AndreaZ156 I actually live in Israel haha. I was born in Israel and my parents moved from Ethiopia to Israel 30 years ago.Israel is very ignorant country. I have a friend who moved to California (also an ethiopian jew), she told me that the life there are so much better. That's why I wanna move...

[hehefromhere]

@Ann95I Should do, REAL jews are ethiopian, not fake satanist jews from europe!

[alleyhooper]

@hehefromhere wtf?! u wrong bitch

israeli jewish here

[hehefromhere]

@alleyhooper Well, what about ethiopian "jews", so you can't COVERT to judaism being chinese or japanese? RELIGION MUST NEVER BE AN ETHNICITY! "Jewish" people in european countries have suffered ALOT, but it dosn't make it right to occupy palestine! I dislikes ALL religion and I see the jewish religion as the most insane ever! You think you are "gods chosen ones" wich is INSANE, but all the "jewish" people are GOOD people, sadly you are just brainwashed from childhood and need to be free'd. IMO

[chrohn95]

Ehrmm... IMHO I think everything the woman in the video said can just as easily come from people of no/any faith. So I think the title of this vid is kinda misleading. Unless, she is deliberately trying to insinuate something about this religious group. C'mon! I thought stuff from 'the weird part of youtube' didn't trend!

[seraphimrock]

@chrohn95 nope christians are the only one who say stuff like that btw it's a joke so deal with it

[chrohn95]

@seraphimrock Aww mann! I'm so conservative! I was trying to be all 'chill' so that I'd be accepted by the hip, young Youtubers. I was hoping people like you would think I'm cool... :(

Dood, just remember I wasn't imposing any of my own opinions on you nor anybody else. I really hope this'd be 'nuff said.

[IhateUrUglyFace]

dumb

[moviekids6]

Like your u of m sweatshirt! GO BLUE! My grandpa used to teach there!! Love the school (and football team)

[Moonidel]

The jew fro thing is so fucking annoying, I don't have a fro anymore and people still call it a jew fro. LIKE ASGJBASGJSBN ARJB JEJEFWJLJGNJDVJLNDVNLDFDFLDFSK­NDFSKNLDFSKNLDFSKNLDFS

[Christian91201]

I would ask:Can jews smile or doesn't satan allow it?..

[Bablinfool]

What? No Yom Kippur?!

[thecastman97]

sounds like a lot of questions i get lolol

[bananas379]

GPOYYYYY

[snsd1369]

This is so true though , it's not racist guys calm yo tits

[ninjasrawrr]

oh my god fred go away

[JoInTheKitchen]

this is sooo true and so annoying  lol catholics and christians think judaism is a nationality

i dont understand how someone can look like a religion? like when someone says you look jewish to me i just dont understand that because its a system of beliefs so i dont know how you can look like what you believe unless youre wearing something that symbolizes that religion haha

[xxdawsonxxgrevez]

Sooo rasist but funny lol hahahahaahhaa

[shayminhartzeth]

So offended

[shayminhartzeth]

So fuckin racist im Jewish and I'm personally offended

[edspacely92]

@shayminhartzeth you jews are so sensitive lol its ok to make fun of anyone else but the jew

[TheBearHugs12]

@shayminhartzeth well, im a christian and some of us dont even ask these questions. i just ask wich ones belive in the old testiment and the new testiment or both. and i get jewish confused with catholic sometime :/

[ahmingah]

@shayminhartzeth jews have the internet?

[DellariaB]

I think all different people ask those stupid questions to jews

[MadPutz]

70 years ago some Christians seriously though Jews had horns so they would actually ask Jewish people where their horns are. It wasn't necessarily a mean-spirited question, it was just that so many people were raised amidst ignorant rumors in those days.

[brianxbang]

@MadPutz Thank God we have Facebook nowadays.

[chilidog8745]

I heard this one girl in my science class say " ugh Julie is Jewish so of course she is super rich." *facepalm*

[zatorith]

i hate jews, their so evil and stuff. If only they can all go burn in germany or someting.

[zer00ne1two2thr33]

@zatorith i hope you go burn in germany. and anyone else that has the same unfortunate ideology as you. filthy nazi.

[TheGenuineChristian]

What's with the 'so not kosher'? Just say 'that's treyf.' 

[elishesr]

My (Jewish) grandfather received an award at his workplace a few years back, and the head of the company said that he was "the best Christian of us all." Win.

[leanne0145]

I refuse to believe anyone has ever called Adam Sandler super cute, "for a Jew" or otherwise. lol

[Justlenaluver4ever]

Oh wow. Never said these things and I'm a Christian, but laughed so hard!!

Jonah hill kinda has a Jew fro...I don't like Jew fros...you kind of have a Jew fro... xD

[Lammington2]

These shit people say videos make me think that all people think 90% of other kinds of humans are mystical creatures. Like goblins that they must question and investigate.

[player12345ification]

I'm a Christian . Never said those things before yet I still lmfaoed at the video. Get a sense of humor haters

[djsecrets1]

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[gabemondry]

lmao this is great! I'm Jewish and have heard almost all of these before! it's hilarious how ignorant some people are. All we can do is laugh at them

[1122ares]

Well, the thing is that Jews have so many random rules without rhyme or reason (no pattern), so Christians ask trying to be respectful, not annoying or ignorant.

[milanosrp]

@1122ares Ehmm.. Not true. The rules aren't random, and if you actually did some research, you might find out that most of them are more reasonable than you think. No matter how "respectful" these Christians are "trying to be," they actually are just annoying and ignorant.

[1122ares]

@milanosrp Ok.... But come on now, how many Christians have you heard ask if Moses was the Jewish equivalent of Jesus? And there rules are perfectly reasonable, there just seems to be no real pattern, even when reseached... Anyhow, would you prefer Christians to just assume (wrongly) instead of ask? If you didn't understand something regarding Christianity, wouldn't you ask out of respect? It's only ignorant to someone who knows it. I apologize on the behalf of Christians for asking.

[martinboson]

jab-jab-jab-jab-jab jaab-jaaaab?

[AllegraEpstein]

Your mom converted so you're, like, half Christian!

Oh my god, you're like, have saved!

Oh jesus.

[wojiaotori]

haha, this should be renamed "shit retarded folk say to jews"

[Salongsberusad]

Hahahaha 1:00

[ericissuperman1]

@Baalinoo hmm. interesting. people just don't get it. like they can be christian and Italian and it would make perfect sense but being Jewish and Italian is blasphemy.

[alinaa631]

hahah It's really shit.

[ShelbsandMadds]

O my goodness u r soo mean! I am a Christian and I wuld never say any of that 2 a Jew, they r not like an absurd creature they are just normal ppl lik u and I, they just have a little bit different belief than me they are still human being and are very kind and nice

[whywecantunite]

hand over the jew gold

[mishgun420]

@whywecantunite but what am i gonna chew with?

[ShelbsandMadds]

O my goodness you are really mean I am a Christian and I would never say any of that 2 a Jew, their not like a different creature they are just normal people like u and me , they just have a little bit different faith

[Janice2005]

im really sorry about the holocaust...

[Bestman1421]

Idk if some of those questions are only asked to Jewish girls, but I havent been asked a lot of that stuff.... except for "are you good with money". That was does occur often

[jkjl234]

haha did all your family die in it? wowwwwwww

[MsColdCanada]

@jkjl234 The answer to really confuse someone stupid enough to ask that is "yes, every last one of them".

[EffYeahHermione]

Hah this is perfect, I've been asked almost all of these.

[PhilJamesTaylor]

"are there any black jews"... i've asked my jewish friends this myself. but seriously, are there?

[EmeraldRosemarin]

@PhilJamesTaylor Yes, there are. Try searching Ethiopian Jews and ever heard of Sammy Davis Jr?

[youelad]

@PhilJamesTaylor yes

[RavensysteM]

"Really sorry for the Holocaust" LOL what you reply to that, like "k thx" or what?!

[raymondmartel100]

ahahahah your half saved lol

[jganer]

Jews are evil!

[buzzard73gmail]

@jganer I'm not Jewish, but I'll tell you one thing: YOU ARE EVIL!!!! Jews are NOT EVIL!!!

[BradLeeTV]

I'm a Christian and I've heard the same questions asked to a Jew by a Muslem! Omg! Irony, huh?

[imnotsure2013]

Honey she's not fat.

[redphosphorus]

She's really cute for a fat girl.

[xxtaylorsaysrawrxx]

i like how she was reading the magazine backwards

[samguy0]

i say pretty much all of this to my isreali roommate, just cuz i love him... and i'm drunk, lol

[MrBent22]

All i hear at school lmao

[MPedroful]

Is Mel Gibson Jewish?

[jackstained]

i found this enjoyable

[vidukas111]

@theapollomoonlanding things happens...

[C588]

Sammy Davis Jr was a black jew

[ericissuperman1]

im an italian jew and for some reason people cant process the fact that being jewish is a religion not an ethnicity. its so annoying i get it all the god damn time.

[jetson215]

@ericissuperman1 I know that feel. I'm an Irish jew.

[Baalinooo]

@ericissuperman1 I know of some jewish people who would disagree with you. Also, I know of atheists that still consider themself "cultural jews".

[RayWilliamJohansen]

@ericissuperman1 nope they are a mix of both 

[averyyangster]

@ericissuperman1 it's funny because it is an ethnicity...

[DoomRulz]

@ericissuperman1 You can thank Israel for that.

[BPIEROPAN]

@ericissuperman1 I am also an Italian Jew!! (People don't know about the Jewish quarters in Rome).... And the Shul in Florence! Anyways, we exist.

[CheeseBurgerFirst]

@ericissuperman1 There's a difference between the ethnic jews and Judaism in general.

[ArsenalCech09]

@ericissuperman1 hitler succeeded.

[1337flight]

@ericissuperman1 ummm bro for me its the oposite... many jews are the same ethnicly

[MadPutz]

@ericissuperman1 My father is Jewish and I would say it is an ethnicity for most people because Judaism has always been non-proselytizing and they have been marrying other Jews for 4000 years - even though there was a diaspora to various nations there was not a huge amount of intermarriage. In the 21st century I see it becoming more of a religion than ethnic/culture thing though, as people intermarry and lose faith a lot these days.

[yakov4545]

@ericissuperman1

if your a jew and you dont know that jew is also ethnicity then you are very stupid

[msdklfjsd]

@ericissuperman1 Jewish is an ethnicity as well as a religon

[ls121231]

@msdklfjsd No, it is a religion. There are black, white, asian jews.

[evergreengirly23]

@msdklfjsd no. no it isnt.

[lxXDobbyXxl]

@msdklfjsd I'm guessing you aren't Jewish ...

[hehefromhere]

@msdklfjsd no fuck that..

[Zowie7272]

"oh my God that means youre like half saved!"

[erlich97]

lololol sounds like my best friend.

[mymindisgoo]

hahahaha "omg does that make it unkosher?" wow this was funny

[branstan100]

Im half jewish and half christian lol

[SweetCaroline1297]

I'm jewish and this is so effin true! xD hahah 

[TheSorry44]

Lol...This is my WHOLE Life in a 2 minute video.

[TheIVVPLabs]

"You totally got jewed with the whole Santa Clause thing."

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FUCKING.

GENIUS.

[CharOlivia88]

Lmao!! HILARIOUS!!

[LoonyPinwheel]

little jewish hats

lol

[superkidd687]

"How do you spell Hannukah?" omg I ask my Jew friend that all the time! (I spelt that right because of autocorrect XD)

[Roy19120]

"I'm really gonna miss you when I'm in heaven". Actually heard it used once.

[allidock11]

Coupons!

[foodiedave]

Jews can get abortions, so we can fuck rawdog, right?

[2thumbsupfilms]

LOL so true when i told my friends that im like half jewish (on my dads side so like it doesnt even count) they like asked me all the same questions

[zrk04]

girls hot

[livelaughlovesmi1e]

Lol im Christain and i havent said any of that

[MsClaudia777]

@livelaughlovesmi1e Yah, I don't get it-

Jesus was a radical Jew-

[holycrapflyingbanana]

U forgot, r all Jews vegetarians or something? Or "o I forgot u guys don't eat meat"

[EmeraldRosemarin]

@holycrapflyingbanana I get this all the time!!!!!

[EmeraldRosemarin]

@holycrapflyingbanana I get this all the time!!!!!

[TheFiercealicious]

i'm jewish. hahah

[iyamhoooiyam]

And this is just the ignoramuses - glad they skipped the hate mongers.

[ChillinInTheUniverse]

You forgot "I LOVE jews!", "I can't stand when people are mean to jews!", "So... you don't believe in Jesus/the new testament?" and "You really, really need to accept Jesus into your heart!". Lol

[1unknowtou]

Of course she is wearing a u of m hoodie gross. Ann Arbor is a dirty whore!

[twweety9]

@1unknowtou i am offended lol GO BLUE!!!

[NewDubstepNow]

I think this is shit dumb bitches say to Jews..

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

She did a better job then the Shit Italian Moms say, their accent is bad...but this girl has it down better...I'm Jewish and I do not think Adam Sandler is funny or cute, I find him so annoying!

Oyyyyyyy Veyyyyyyy!

[rachelxlovely]

You don't understand how 90% of this video is what I get asked every time someone finds out I'm Jewish.

[sprevi2]

hahahah this is too accurate.

[bosstanaka88]

weird i never said any of these things to a jewish person in my life...Still funny though

[Beachbaby103]

OMFG THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!! im jewish and ppl say this crap everyday!!

[petey8887]

I click to watch a video satirising what Christians say to Jews, and you make me watch an 'I'm a Mormon' ad first?!

[hsmsk8er]

Can I just apologize on behalf of the people who said those things to you? I'm a Christian...and I have never said one of those things.

[SamNicDur]

....I'm a Christian and I don't say any of this crap to Jewish...seriously...

[time2learnnow]

@SamNicDur You may not say that, but your personal biblical god allows some of your fellow christian bros and sisters to say those things to Jews. It's divisive. Anyway, is it true that Christians think if I don't believe in their god even if I'm a good person, that I would be tortured forever by their god? I was told that he's a loving god.

[Sadena123]

no jewish is not a race. anyone can be jewish. plus the majority of them are white...so i guess jews are white people.

[themelissashow827]

Hahaha. One of my best friends is Jewish and I always joke around with her & ask these questions.

[TheNova1960]

No, being Jewish is not a race!

[brie849black]

Haha! I have a lot of Jewish friends. I ask them like half of these questions!

[time2learnnow]

@brie849black So if someone ask you: why do christians preach love, but practices separation? would that be fine with you. No pun intended

[BabyAmi529]

Sigh. Yes, "jewish" is a race. I am.

[KyleOgilvie1]

i actually do not mean to be racist, but is jewish race?

[1337flight]

@KyleOgilvie1 no its usually a ethnicity but you can convert to become a jew in the eyes of the rabbi but you will obviously not share there blood of most of us.

[alicemallorythomas]

Omg I loved this!!! Hahaha so funny!!!

[MistressOfAvalon72]

I've been asked at LEAST 85% of those.

[DRPANDAMAN8]

That was really funny