The Babies are being Eaten!

[will00oow]

what did you used to made this video, i want 3 me too!!!

[PlagueOfCorruption]

lol

[13generation13]

i got my eatin' shovel ready!

[GreenTeaGarlic]

Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave over?

A: I dunno I was too busy masterbating.

[vanawesome]

:O !!!

[pink2alien]

:O what the F#%*?!!!!

[Mashinka911]

lolll!!!

[gigigirl281]

The sad thing is, whenever I see a BE video now, "nobody likes yo Ward" is the first thing that goes through my mind when I see him XD.

[neonbrown]

lol. me too.

[vanawesome]

This is not sad, not sad at all. in fact i think this is cause for celebration! Lets celebrate by not liking Ward as hard as we've ever not liked Ward before!

[xxIloverandomthingsx]

i hope this isnt for  real!

[HylianHitman]

Its allready over.

[G3org3Master]

yeah they ate my baby... :( i cant w8 till the baby eaters get eaten baclk festival starts.

[NietzscheNu]

Hey!

Save me some ribs...Babyback that is.

[lakquwanda]

deff the best

[vanawesome]

fo sho! boyeeeeeeee

[limislegend]

i love thebabyeaters :D

random: was it you who said something about nicole kidman's forehead?

[vanawesome]

haha. no, that was hugh. We get confused often because we are actually brothers, twins in fact, separated at birth and raised in different countries.

[Lakynin]

Does that mean your hair cures cancer too? ...shaver time, bwahaha.

[annspade]

LOL... Nicely done!

Um. I love Ward.

[vanawesome]

Well, somebody had to like him eventually. haha.  Just kiddin, i love ward too. But don't tell him I said so.

[dctcool]

mmm...babies

[Scrogs5000]

Wow, I can't wait to see it. Ha ha.

[snaggletoofskitty]

Tripple smiles. Sending love.

[Road82]

I subscribed and there better be some damn hard core baby eatin goin on!

10 4

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Brilliant!

[UnexpectedGift]

I have no idea why, but this never ceases to throw me into furious laughter.

[spricket24]

I LOVE THIS!

[treehamallama]

damn! your gonna win! not fair! i made one that sucks.

[EVANDENNIS22]

i like you more than i like eaten babies! almost.

[TheBabyEaters]

Ward is dumb. (This is not Ward)

[spricket24]

stupid ass ward!

[TinRoofTed]

We hate you very much, Ward!

[spamjelly]

Sounds like someone should have eaten Stupid ass Ward when he was a baby... it would have been easier then trying to do it now

Oh by the way, what is a good side dish for babies? I was going to have baby for lunch but a Dingo bet me to it! Spam... the other pink meat... Baby, the other other pink meat.

And other random baby eating thoughts...

[freshflip04]

as long as there's no TheSnowyTheCrazyTalkAdvertisin­gTalkingDogEaters channel..i'm good

[refrax]

lol stupid ass ward

[vanawesome]

yeah, take that Ward.

[JXintheZ]

Yay!

[vanawesome]

woo hooo!

[ReliableInsider]

Joe's promos is good. We must make him make more films.

[vanawesome]

"make him make more films"?!?! Are you threatening me?! haha. Thanks Reliable. Always nice to hear that. hope all is well.

[MinusTwoTonsils]

tee he he!

[vanawesome]

bwoooooo hahahhahahha!

[CTVadim]

I love it.

[vanawesome]

Thanks man.

[CTVadim]

Oh no, thank you!

THANK. YOU.

(incidentally, isn't that the guy who made that super-awesome abraham lincoln video? Why yes, yes it is!!)

[HomelessPirate]

I dont know how many times I have watched this...its like an old commercial from Ren and Stimpy (The Good one...not that horrible remake)...Its like Log...no matter how many times I watch its funny.

[vanawesome]

Wow, thanks man, thats a huge compliment. the John K Ren and Stimpy's are some of the greatest works of genius ever assembled. Namely the Ren's Cousin Sven episode, in my humble opinion is the greatest cartoon ever produced.

[TinRoofTed]

Don't whiz on the electric fence!

[HomelessPirate]

Yes, and Sadly I can still recall most of the images from that episode in my brain.

[dandobi]

HAHAHA ... jesus christ

[positronicpathways]

What a fantastic commercial

[TinRoofTed]

Your super-sugary-happy-fun-time announcing voice gave me the diabeetus.

[vanawesome]

Brims was super pissed at me when he read this comment.

[TinRoofTed]

*Eats Quaker Instant Oatmeal.*

[JKsWatchables]

Did I hear someone say that early 1700's Swiftian satire is the topic of conversation?!

[vanawesome]

you did, and frankly good sir, I'd expected you to join the chit chat much sooner than you did. Mwaa. Ha .. ha. mmm, yes. Where were we now?

[JKsWatchables]

Sorry, i've been sick...er rather, I was busy valiantly dying a 18th century poet's languorous death of the consumption or scurvy or whatever those damn fools died of back then.

[channeIreview]

nifty trio

[vanawesome]

your mom has a nifty trio. OHHHHHHHHH! Burn.

[PoliticalAnalysis]

Crap, I'm allergic to babies.

[vanawesome]

You know what I hear cures being allergic to babies? Analysing politics. You're in the clear buddy!

[Aznburninator]

Wow, cool effect. Greatest promo ever XD

[vanawesome]

haha. thanks Aznburninator, I really hope the marathon goes well, it's a pretty cool thing they're doing.

[Lamnont]

Will I ever understand your channel, well its awesome.

[vanawesome]

If you feel massively confused, then you understand my channel just fine. haha. Thanks Lamnont.

[pichurit]

baby eaters... ok, that's sick, to much for me... toooo much

[vanawesome]

aww come now, this is JUST the right amount for you, go on, admit it.

[pichurit]

ok, maybe just a little. men, I'm easy! to convince, I meant.

[vanawesome]

I knew it! Hans has you penciled in for next week. he's assuming you're free at any time he chooses.

[pichurit]

let me see... for hans... I'm free.

[missymarcia]

Well as always everything you do is the best and now I know you can sing too!! I want more erotic photographer and imatations of your cool mom.

[vanawesome]

I have some great plans for the Erotic Photographer, as for the cool mom impressions, they'll pop up when you least expect it.

[missymarcia]

Just kidding I thought wierdly funny slightly dark and hopefully not Jeffery Domery's in the making.

[vanawesome]

haha, it's a promo for another youtube channel called "TheBabyEaters" gosh! haha.

[missymarcia]

What kind of sick suck eats babies for the love of God ??? Can't you think of something better to eat than that???

[newbsauce11]

dude i love thebabyeaters. best guys on this site. after you, of course

[vanawesome]

haha. thanks newbsauce, but they are clearly better than me. They churn out brilliantly hilarious videos like the Amish churn out brilliantly delicious butter.

[newbsauce11]

true dat. brilliantly said

[vanawesome]

well, in the grand scheme of brilliantly said comments, "True dat" ranks right up there with the greats my friend.

[angrypunkbronxkid]

why doth thou hateth the third one?

[vanawesome]

haha. It's just an on-going joke i have with them in the comments section. I actually, but don't tell ward this, think ward is great.

[vanawesome]

gasp!

[BilliLovesMargot]

haha, nobody likes ward! that was mean! lol

[vanawesome]

Don't act like ward didn't have it coming! haha.

[sailme90]

hahah, you exote brilliance, sir.

[vanawesome]

thanks Courtney, tell your grams I say "keep it gangsta" she'll know what i mean.

[coloursofsleep]

such a contemporary one man monty python

[vanawesome]

well shoot man, that is a huge compliment. thank you!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

That was fantastic.

Aw, poor Ward.

I like you, Ward!

[vanawesome]

She's a girl too ward! Woo hoo! Go ward!

[Planetbustard]

I don't even know what to say...

lol?

[vanawesome]

That'll do. Next time though I want an ROFL, please.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Great Gatsby! Must clear my shhhedule March 2nd!

What's the admission?! I don't think I could make a baby that fast!!!

[vanawesome]

heeeeeeeee, this is the prettiest comment of them all.  maaaw.

[lebam333]

yeah, i hate that last guy. whoever he is

[vanawesome]

he's ward, you are right to hate him.

[darklord1985]

Eating babies, what a modest proposal!

[eire138]

HA!! Well done...now how many will catch the reference???

[Appclypse]

There is a reference?? enlighten me please.

[eire138]

the reference was from the individual who left the comment calling this a modest proposal, which is the title of a satire written in 1729 by jonathan swift suggesting the Irish eat their own babies....

[vanawesome]

nicely done sirs! These threads are much richer now that early 1700's Swiftian satire is the topic of conversation!

[vanawesome]

Oddly enough, popsuckets was the first to make the reference. See 6th comment.

[eire138]

aaaahh!! Very true!! Props all around!!

[darklord1985]

Damn popsuckits beat me to it! I should read the previous posts before putting up my own.

[eire138]

Still well played!! I would have made the same reference if I hadn't seen your comment!

[vanawesome]

No, absolutely NO props all around. I forbid the distribution of props within these threads. Any further props discovered will be promptly deleted by one of my moderators. Good day to you sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

[eire138]

YOU MEANIE VANAWESOME!! That's it, all twix in DA WORLD shall now be top priority for me st STEALIFY!!!

[Appclypse]

????

[eire138]

????? (notice the extra question mark signifying that I, in fact, am more confused than you.)

[Appclypse]

OH DEAR GOD DON'T PLEASE NO 5 IS TO MANY.

I mean you replied to me and so i simply wondered why, i believe the original question i asked was about the quote and all that jazz

[coloursofsleep]

haha! i did a paper on that in uni last year, he said that the poverty in ireland could be solved by eating the babies, so they wouldnt grow up in poverty, and the masses could be fed.... GENIUS!

[Justinmazing]

ThaBabyEaters are taking over YouTube! Awesome!

[vanawesome]

You better believe it SUCKA!

[tigertank06]

hey, where's fat bastard in this? "get in my belly!" lmao.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Joe.

This is going to become a viral advert for a hopefully viral event on YOU TUBE.

I may just have to make seperate video replies for each babyeater submission that day.

[vanawesome]

This is a good idea little crazy alien man. I really hope theBabyEaters get huger than huge on yotube because they are real quality which is lacking round here these days.

[fallofautumndistro]

Everyone's getting psyched up for this one!

[vanawesome]

They are correct to be psyched! You are wrong to not be psyched. That is, assuming that you are not psyched, which may or may not be the case.

[wavewash]

Nobody likes ward *laugh*

[TheBabyEaters]

Dude...this is simply awesome. Hands down, gag in mouth awesome!

[vanawesome]

Thanks BabyEaters! I can't wait for the 'thon!

[Pypar]

yeeeah Spricket was talking about these guys earlier...showed a few...interesting clips...

[vanawesome]

haha.  yah, I highly recommend "Cat Paws" If you're gonna check out some classic baby eaters, that's the one to start with.

[KAiserSchlacht]

The best must be "FUN"

[danniboi07]

tempted to video response with dead baby jokes....OH SO tempted....

[Blargaldalien]

How do you seperate a wheelbarrow full of dead babies and live babies?

[vanawesome]

I dunno, how?

[Blargaldalien]

Pm on the way

[bowlingballout]

how many babys does it take to paint a wall

.

.

.

.

. depends on how hard you throw them

[Elfins]

That was so funny, in a sick and strange sort of way lol

[bowlingballout]

Hilariously well done.

Ward who? lol

[hollyhoodjoe123]

I'm in!! What do I have to do to contribute to the cause...other than eat a baby!

[CzarnyZazul]

I was going to totally pay you several thousand to come to korea and care for baby while i went out to drinking nights. I am seriously reconsidering. I mean, you eat babies.

[popsuckits]

Sounds modest enough:)

[eire138]

hehehe...well played popsuckits.

[musicofthehart]

I definately take this video as a threat.

[vanawesome]

as you should sir, All of my videos are most definitely threats against you. They always have been. They always will be. :|

[lazymornings]

lol, very funny,well put together.

[bwhahrhr]

Just for the record: Not even Ward likes Ward!

[vanawesome]

It's true, i'm constantly telling Ward, "Ward, you're not THAT bad. I mean you're bad, but.. not as bad as you say you are."

[Blargaldalien]

He must try harder.

[andymcgaffigan]

i thought i was the only one who held ward in the highest contempt.

[vanawesome]

no, it's common knowledge that ward sucks pretty much as hard as it is even possible to suck.

[jot88]

hahahaha nobody likes you ward:|

[vanawesome]

yeah! Stupid ward!