why are you trying to get your lizards to fuck while your taping it, i can clearly see that these lizards are 9 months old and thats 12 years in human years so thats actually not allowed either
@marocconit Leave how the hell do you know they're nine months just because a dragon's small doesn't mean you can give an accurate age my neighbors dragon is the size mine was when it was 3 months old and it was well over a year old yes I do know that it wasn't in good health and i explained that to them but they wouldnt listen not my problem and its not like he made them do it dragons just do it even if the female was below 9 months then the male would dominate it so go be a smart ass elsewhere
how old dose the male have to be and how old dose the female have to be to mate? i have 1 and i want to breed them cause they are awesome pets. please answer
HELP!!!!! my female has gone through brumation, (the male hasn't) and the male does bob his head at her and then just watches how long should i leave them to mate, yes they are both at least two and a half years old, no mating has occured at all!!! HELP!!!!!
HELP!!!!! my female has gone through brumation, (the male hasn't) and the male does bob his head at her and then just watches how long should i leave them to mate, yes they are both at least two and a half years old, no mating has occured at all!!! HELP!!!!!
Do their beards always turn black when they mate? Because I know black means they might attack if you agitate it at all. Is this just because you were too close?
You know...I think all bearded are different, but ours beard turned black when they mate and when they are agitated. But most of the time, they are cool beans. You could hold them and play with them for hours and they don't mind. If they get warm and sleepy on you, then they may poop on you. Lol
Oh, how cute! Did they roll over after and have little cigarettes? Seriously, I'm wondering if I need to get my beardie a "date"...He's been bobbing a lot lately, and I feel sorry for the poor horny little bugger. Are beardies happier if they have a buddy?
Beared Dragons are very solo animals. They don't really need a partner. At one time, I had a few in there and one did a whole power struggle with the other, and bit it's tail off. The Yellow One (male) has a shorter tail. My point is that some get along...some may absolutely hate each other to the death. Just find a mate and once the do it...take her or him away. Wouldn't life just be easier that way...lOl.
Hey, thanks for the tip. Gus does seem pretty happy, except for that headbobbing thing he does now and then. He's even been eyeballing his neighbor (My chinese water dragon in the next tank; a pretty little thing, but wrong species. Rough luck, my horny little friend.) Anyway, I would love to take those lizards off your hands, but I've got a full house of critters! (My husband is a tolerant man, but he's drawn the line in the sand.)Hope you find a good home for them!
We just had eggs and her first clutch was complete infertile. We are hoping that she will have another clutch in the next month or so. It is pretty cool once they start laying eggs.
Thats me when i masturbate :(
Spud17593 3 days ago
Just like me...
TheWTFsauce 1 week ago
are.they.alive???? :P
TheDanezi 3 months ago
WTF !!
Soo lazy
Xxsqr7ailxX 3 months ago
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Aww now you do the work
willrep420 3 months ago
thumbs up if their butts looked sorta like an eagle
rainna5159 4 months ago
he missed
xtremeherps 6 months ago
no type of strokes
RashaadFxx10 6 months ago
i think imma try that position ;))
LilSickE 6 months ago
um.. i think we dont have tails cuz it bothers when "mating"
00dlsgur 6 months ago
is it wrong that i watch this every other day?
Pingu65716 7 months ago
i have a male and a female and its hilarios seeing them tryin to get to eachother cuz i havethem in seperae cages
Mrcooleo36767 7 months ago
strange position
ALPBOZKURT 7 months ago
Wow, sooooo action packed.
shivathe888 7 months ago
why are you trying to get your lizards to fuck while your taping it, i can clearly see that these lizards are 9 months old and thats 12 years in human years so thats actually not allowed either
marocconit 8 months ago
@marocconit Leave how the hell do you know they're nine months just because a dragon's small doesn't mean you can give an accurate age my neighbors dragon is the size mine was when it was 3 months old and it was well over a year old yes I do know that it wasn't in good health and i explained that to them but they wouldnt listen not my problem and its not like he made them do it dragons just do it even if the female was below 9 months then the male would dominate it so go be a smart ass elsewhere
Cillianl0 6 months ago
That's so awesome... I dunno wtf to comment but I want to anyways.
Dannnneh 9 months ago
Yeh.. Do you want them to film you when you're mating?? D;
WhoAmI2YouNow 9 months ago
i tried beardie style once...my gf said it was too itchy tho
akguitar94 10 months ago
they're not mating, it's a reptile, it lays eggs
DunkOverYou31 10 months ago
@DunkOverYou31 so what...??if they dont mate the eggs that is supose to lay would not hatch anyway
oufupion 8 months ago
=='' they r so not having fun
CatCuteGirl 10 months ago
Wow if you call that mating than what the fluff is grinding? Hahaha =P
crzygirlforGod 10 months ago
females thinking ive had better lol
mymightyboosh 11 months ago
@mymightyboosh : I know right I'm sure their are some ladies who can relate to this love life lol.
PaigeXreiki14 11 months ago
@PaigeXreiki14
yh im one of them,, could be the fact im a essex slut
mymightyboosh 11 months ago
Wow... Intense
VeryTerrificable 1 year ago
Where's the humping?
jlowthebaseballfan 1 year ago
DORA THE PORN STAR ON TV!! lol
DeliverLikeUPSTrucks 1 year ago
You need to change the title to Bearded Dragon Mated....
RandomUtuber 1 year ago
1 hump every hour
82301jonathan 1 year ago 18
theyre making a porno and ur the director lol
ognimoddd 1 year ago
how long after will she laid after they mate ?
StarrbuKk 1 year ago
Looks passionate
oobel33 1 year ago
No wonder dragons died off years ago the males are too lazy to even stroke
VictoryIsMudkipz 1 year ago
is he dead
Bmg123543 1 year ago
the lizards have already had sex, the male is so tired after the doggy style it can sleep for a month. Thumbs up so every stupid people can see
Alexanderstuve 1 year ago
theres one vid where the bearded dragons go up and down on a couch ( classic)
the female acts like shys swimming and the male is thrustings its lower body really fast :D its fucked up
Fallout3dude27 1 year ago
that looks like some boring sex
13lackLight 1 year ago
That looks like a pretty lousy lay.
7777cameron7777 1 year ago
lol, the male is like, "well thats it for me, how bout you?"
QuackerMan45 1 year ago
nice check this 1 out lol watch?v=BfPzHsHo9yk
XxSpinleyxX 1 year ago
Theyre like, a little privacy please? ;) hahaaa
Lukeyj29 1 year ago
na they were just drunk jk
444isaiah 1 year ago
how old can u breed them
AIRKILLER1000 1 year ago
lmao! the guy just gve up!
sirenalol 1 year ago
you made it awkward for them haha
getrdone52 1 year ago
This looks wild! ;]
93EmilyWatson 1 year ago
how old dose the male have to be and how old dose the female have to be to mate? i have 1 and i want to breed them cause they are awesome pets. please answer
seunghun3 1 year ago
vampires!
kevinworkratboy 1 year ago
LOL i thought pornography wasn't aloud on youtube! xD
Ldrguitarplayer1996 1 year ago
did he show his OHHHHH FACE
supermike19961991 1 year ago
they stopped and say STOP F***G VIDEOING ME OR IM GONNA BITE YOU
clubpenguin1504 1 year ago
Those lizards are always posing for a photo ..
92benno92 1 year ago
The male looks spent haha
mariaecouri 1 year ago
she looks bored.
He isnt doing anything
poor grl!
ThePaganbaby 1 year ago
are they dead ?
iFei88 1 year ago
Interesting so they just sit there enjoying it...
MissPerfect122709 1 year ago
their just sitting there lol...
MrNatelol 1 year ago
harder harder :))
xitrumluubang 1 year ago
HELP!!!!! my female has gone through brumation, (the male hasn't) and the male does bob his head at her and then just watches how long should i leave them to mate, yes they are both at least two and a half years old, no mating has occured at all!!! HELP!!!!!
unicylist 1 year ago
HELP!!!!! my female has gone through brumation, (the male hasn't) and the male does bob his head at her and then just watches how long should i leave them to mate, yes they are both at least two and a half years old, no mating has occured at all!!! HELP!!!!!
unicylist 1 year ago
she looks so bored. ("seriously, are you done yet?") lmao
savannersg 1 year ago 4
how many times are they gonna do it haha
NorCalKid1989 1 year ago
he looks waisted all done :D
sircgraff 1 year ago
gigity gigity
dieprideman 1 year ago
he obviously has a girating dick like a jackhammer so he doesn't have to hump
slapster69 1 year ago
nice beardys can u help me with mine idk the sex of them and they one keeps bothering the other
dere4523 2 years ago
looks like he's finish...or dead...
EDDIEinWAR 2 years ago 2
spent
SwainMr 2 years ago
śliczne <33
OnSolitudeSaid 2 years ago
damn there really goin at it hu
ChrisThinksOtherwise 2 years ago
yea they got stage fright :o most igs just say screw it and go at it like newlyweds O.o
b33p3rz 2 years ago
Vampires! People love vampires! So we put on a face, and people pay a dollar to *generic rest of phrase*
Pingbo97 2 years ago
uh.. watever..
0_o
barbras0daisym 2 years ago
Hahaha! That was Lilo and Stitch! I think it's the one where the hula class make a float for the parade. Lol.
xxChARfLOWxx 2 years ago
giggaty giggaty giggaty giggaty goo allllll riiiiight (he came)
ilikefire90 2 years ago
Ew they have sex on your carpet...what if one jizzes nast lol
meee617 2 years ago
thats so crazy they do it just like me....lol
aricharmer 2 years ago 2
How exciting was that.
CCSofChocolatesvill 2 years ago 2
The female: "Umm, do you mind?"
cypherpunk11 2 years ago
was lilo and stich on in da background? :I
huskyfan1000 2 years ago
IDIOTS!!!!!
why didn't they use a condom
fishdude333 2 years ago
lol
darkria4 2 years ago
its....dead......
(Prevent stds use a condom)
fishdude333 2 years ago
I really hope they dont strain sex on your Carpet!
GRimmEhx15 2 years ago
thats so crazy i wonder if they are horny befor they do it or they just know they have to reproduce lol
vannah1017 2 years ago
they not mating maybe they want 2 but hes just resting on her
sharpie749 2 years ago
Or mayby he is doing a nice sloooooow fuck lol
WeWillNotRockYou1 2 years ago 3
i cant wait till mine bread do u think a red dragon and sand fire baby would look cool
BeardedDragons1 2 years ago
Do their beards always turn black when they mate? Because I know black means they might attack if you agitate it at all. Is this just because you were too close?
dylpillrules21 2 years ago
You know...I think all bearded are different, but ours beard turned black when they mate and when they are agitated. But most of the time, they are cool beans. You could hold them and play with them for hours and they don't mind. If they get warm and sleepy on you, then they may poop on you. Lol
handymangum 2 years ago
@handymangum i have 3 bearded dragons 1 male and 2 female ofc.
i love them really but their poop goddamn sometime's it really stinks lol i just really really hate that ^^
PulseOfTheAwakening 1 year ago
@handymangum its to hold others away... u dun wanna get bothered when fking too do u?
FellowGamerForFun 1 year ago
@dylpillrules21 yes
beardedadventures 1 year ago
shes like "I need a cigarette."
RuthlessCouchPotato 2 years ago
is that chowder in the background??
veinybrainy 2 years ago
could u plz tell me how long tey r in inches
RJV527752 2 years ago
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE HAVING FUN
thizzboy99 2 years ago 63
hahahaha is that like lilo and stitch in the backround?
x03juli30x 2 years ago
Do you need a license to breed them?
blindguardian805 2 years ago
no of course not!
veinybrainy 2 years ago
I bet the Geico Gecko would love this LOL
BoomYouGo 2 years ago 2
WOW animal porn lolz
hvcdeath305 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! im scared of lizards!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
mousedrag 2 years ago
ha... I can hear you talking about vampires!
Sharpster7 2 years ago
Holy crap! Those Lizards are DIRTY!
crustableful 2 years ago
You are laughing at them but they can do this for hours and you don't.
KEOBand 2 years ago
*chuckles* fucking hell
nikobellic109 2 years ago
someone is lazy
code716 3 years ago 6
this is hott
mexiposer4life 3 years ago 13
omg I can't take this raw hardcore action anymore, please make it stop!
cassiek1984 3 years ago 8
tell me when they've done it
Bulbasaurdude 3 years ago 7
EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS DOGGY STYLE
mhtelon67 3 years ago 42
@mhtelon67 fuck ya!!
chrisqw1 1 year ago
@mhtelon67 People are the only thing that mates face to face.
In that oder we diffrent from animals.
reptilesgamers 1 year ago
@mhtelon67 LOL,its cuzz they're animals
AmazerMan3 1 year ago
get some sir....GET SOME!!!!
vaticinus 3 years ago 2
flagged as pornographic lol
gorkamorka07 3 years ago 7
aww he's tired haha
majornewb 3 years ago
omg i hear total drama island i think.and those ones are hecka dry lol
Clubpenguin1video 3 years ago
if u buy 2 from the same store at the same time, can they mate if ones a boy and ones girl? or if brothers and sisters??
brownhole18 3 years ago
you can never mate brother and sister of any kind of animal
kyroNtazz 3 years ago
Actaully, you can, but that would be inbreeding.. nasty..
littleluv1 3 years ago
i think the one on top just cummed lmao!!!
locknload500 3 years ago
waiting to get hard
cyberneos 3 years ago
They must be having fun.. I mean just watch them get at it.... holy shit are they ever moving... xD
hillsweetahstrange 3 years ago 2
They...had some dry sex..
chivonm 3 years ago
they're not moving! lol
funkyassholes 3 years ago
I brought my bearded dragon to the computer to watch HIS EYES ARE GLUED!! He needs his sexual needs satisfaid as well lol!
Sheldonthedragon 3 years ago
Lol when I read the title I thought it said "Retarded dragon mating 2"
WolfySnackrib666 3 years ago
lol lizard porno jk!@!@!@!@!
zezimaeater 3 years ago
I don't think she came
WankpotSmith 3 years ago 2
them are fake
757jack747 3 years ago
jack you retard -_- theyre not fake. they are real bearded dragons. healthy ones too =]
kikashi0pure 3 years ago
And your a Retard.
SuburbanNinja8000 2 years ago
It was Lilo and stitch in the background!
I love it my two fav things Stitch and Bearded dragons! Oh and sex!
no1zazo 3 years ago
I love beardies. And beardie love.
lovebasil 3 years ago
haha whats that programme in the background, its talking about vampires
hughie495 3 years ago
This is Porn for Lizards.
Taddo2008 3 years ago 3
hey guess wat im getting a bearded dragon that just hatched today but im getting it tomrow so yea ^_^
rossh14 3 years ago 3
Oh, how cute! Did they roll over after and have little cigarettes? Seriously, I'm wondering if I need to get my beardie a "date"...He's been bobbing a lot lately, and I feel sorry for the poor horny little bugger. Are beardies happier if they have a buddy?
Freefromreligion7 3 years ago
Beared Dragons are very solo animals. They don't really need a partner. At one time, I had a few in there and one did a whole power struggle with the other, and bit it's tail off. The Yellow One (male) has a shorter tail. My point is that some get along...some may absolutely hate each other to the death. Just find a mate and once the do it...take her or him away. Wouldn't life just be easier that way...lOl.
beachybabeventura 3 years ago
Hey, thanks for the tip. Gus does seem pretty happy, except for that headbobbing thing he does now and then. He's even been eyeballing his neighbor (My chinese water dragon in the next tank; a pretty little thing, but wrong species. Rough luck, my horny little friend.) Anyway, I would love to take those lizards off your hands, but I've got a full house of critters! (My husband is a tolerant man, but he's drawn the line in the sand.)Hope you find a good home for them!
Freefromreligion7 3 years ago
so, how many do you have now?
ahaha
CrumbyPics 3 years ago
I am having to move so if anyone is interested in these two bearded dragons email me. Really awesome price you can't refuse.
beachybabeventura 3 years ago
adluts normaly 80 to 140 pound nd babys 50 to 80 pound for normals
johnkaighin 3 years ago
they get that heavy..? D:
MidnightSeas 3 years ago
What???
geedunk13 3 years ago
i wanna breed them. any suggestions
daGHETTOpenguin 3 years ago
OH HELL YA-
zanny4me 4 years ago
the tails must be unconfortable . lol cute pets anyway. hope you have/had succesful eggs
crazy6omen 4 years ago 3
I am geting two dragons 1 male 1 female I need help chooseing
Reptilelover101 4 years ago
there just still
mysimsrock 4 years ago 4
there is a little "movement", but only every 30 seconds.
mellowyellow06 4 years ago
hmm thats an intresting position!! he looks quite relaxed!! as if he waiting for her to finish off!! lol
jason9098 4 years ago 4
this is hot
killall596 4 years ago
dude ur fucking gross. there 2 animals mating
pelly1995 4 years ago
lmao killall596 your strange man
im really really hoping you were joking though
Tomlikesmusic 4 years ago 6
no i like raw lizard porn
killall596 4 years ago 7
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well good luck with that
Tomlikesmusic 4 years ago
2 young of beardies. if she lays eggs ther gunna b mutated j2luk
dakotavoje 4 years ago 4
You should start breeding orange ones. :) like mine.
katiecarr19 4 years ago 5
Why don't you not tape it! When I see random anoles mating I don't tape it! Oh yeah, good luck with tha babies! ;)
ilovejellie 4 years ago
i just bred mine last night.. so i will expect eggs in a couple weeks!
bobrossfan102 4 years ago
We just had eggs and her first clutch was complete infertile. We are hoping that she will have another clutch in the next month or so. It is pretty cool once they start laying eggs.
handymangum 4 years ago
Take it female dragon. Oh yeah!;)
PrivateLynch 4 years ago
any chance you can sell me one?
peepeevagi 4 years ago
I will keep you posted...
handymangum 4 years ago
Thanx. Still, give them privacy. Tests show they like privacy when mating. And.... it's kinda sick to tape.
peepeevagi 4 years ago
Lol eww im glad i only have one.
jirdimaster 4 years ago