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  • i'm so god damn sexy! L0L

  • First thing first, weres your shitter i got a turtle head poken out.

  • get in my belly hahaha

  • yeah he is the best guy

  • Mike Myers' Shrek voice!

  • OMG that is ao funny like it

  • Lol

  • 42 people smell like hot sick ass

  • 0:27 sounds like my cousin!

    

  • -did you just soil yourself?

    -may-be, it did sound a lil' wet didn't it, right at the end

  • 0:25 - 1:15 the best part ever!

  • 0:33 MEBBEH :P

  • Can't wait for Austin Powers 4!!!

  • in goldmember, austin powers may as well have been fighting a "big, stupid, ugly ogre"

  • @DeuceyDee that's a Scottish accent :)

  • Mmaybe..

  • I love goooold!

  • lol, if you press four, then after he asks if hed soiled hiself press seven, so he says yes and descries the smell :L, like this so others can see lol

  • Did you just soil yourself?

  • @cheapcape Meeebeee.... :)

  • hahahaha. I love Goldmember at the end there.

  • Keep pressing 5! :D

  • lmao 0:32 the mosst epic face ever

  • Hmmm... reminds me of the FAT Piece of Shit

    Micheal Johnson (aka 'Tucker') who's wife flies around

    earns the money [probably cheats on his Fat fuckin ass too! :D]

    Interesting how Art imitates Life indeed...

  • keep pressing 5

  • "Okay analysis"

  • austin powers 4 in 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @theIGNentertainment2 Mike myers, the actor that does Austin powers quit acting. Not gonna happen, at least not with him and then it would never be the same.

  • @Martinos1808 oh no! i didn't know he quit acting that sucks!

  • i ate a babeh

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  • "did you just soil yourself?!....Maybe ;)...Ooh it smells like carrots and throwup

  • did you just soil yourself ........ Maybe

  • i love gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooold

  • ahahahahahahahahaaa I think i just pee'd :')

  • i gota crap on deck that could choke a donkehhh

  • 0:8 dose he say niger

  • @vaper192 You mean 0:08?

  • First thing first, Where is your shitter. I got turtle head poking out.

  • 37 people smell like carrots and throw-up!

  • press 1 youll see what i mean

  • 00.53 MOST EPIC FACE EVAR

    

  • thats DAM funny

  • What a sexy beast ;) PML

  • 37 people smell like hot, sick ASS in a carcass.

  • Did you just soil yourself? Mebbe...*trollface*

  • doesnt everyone like there own brand

  • press 5 really fast and it looks like hes takin a shit!

    !

  • press 1 and goldmember sayes nigger!

  • press 3 for "OUSHI"

  • 36 poeple got fucked by fatbasterd

  • this guy was the only thing i hated about the austin powers movies. the first one is the best because it dont have at bastard in it.

  • "oh everyone likes the smell of their own brand dont they?!" TRUE.... Joke that was a joke, i dont call it brand

  • did you just soil yourself 

  • 1:04 - 1:13 so true

  • Press 3

  • press 1 for the N word!

  • 36 people don't love gold!

    .

  • OH THAT CAN GAG A MAGGOT!! LMAO!!!

  • @maggot408 best line

  • lol!!! I can't believe how 36 people can not like this, whats wrong with them, do they have no sense of humor?

  • press 2, 7 and 8 again again again...

  • Well i dont like ur brand :L

  • I WAS FUCKIN EATIN MY DINNER bork ....

  • Did you just Soil Your Self ? .....

  • Did he get the accent from shrek, or did he use the voice of shrek from this guy?

  • @Choomanama austin plays shrek his name is michal myers

  • @mrblackops180 I know, im wondering wich accent he used first, shrek or fatty

  • @Choomanama oh, he played austin first .i didnt know he played fatty too lol

  • @Choomanama Considering that Fat Bastard is Irish, and the accent is Irish, I'd say Fat Bastard came first.

  • @DeuceyDee Scottish

  • i loooooooooove gooooooooold

  • Anyone else think that he uses the same voice for shrek? funny as. 

  • @mrtommyhendrix1 Could it be that, maybe, Shrek and Fat Bastard are the same persons? Could it be that simple -_-'

  • @ScorpioRyoga I know that! haha, It just amuses me that he doesn't change the voice at all

  • Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?!

    Fat Bastard: Maaaaybe.

    Lmao!! xD allways gets me!

  • i got a turtle head poking out, ohhh

  • press one he says tiger :L

  • press one lol , very rude

  • i love gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooold

  • that could gag a maggot!

  • thats not even how you play the bagpipes...

  • press 6 he says ass! :)

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  • it did sound a little wet at the end didn't it lol

  • what about "GET IN MAH BELLY!?"

  • never gets old ;D

  • awwww that could gag a maggot lol

  • 34 people are fat bastards

  • I love gooooold

  • its peaking!

  • it is shrek

  • press 3 or 8. 8 he says dicks !

  • @ABC1231521 if you just press 8 he says dick

  • I've got a Turtle Head poking out!

  • Fat Bastard: I can't stop eating,i eat because i'm unhappy & I'm unhappy because i eat,it's a vicious cycle,now if you'll excuse me there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive myself.

    Fat Bastard: (farts) sorry,i farted,it's a long road ahead.

    HAHAHA this is by far the most laughable charachter in Ausin Powers movies & once you've had fat, you never go back. Ha ha ha!

  • i like gooooooold :D

  • 33 people smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass

  • Mebbe......

  • Want some JELLY?

    watch?v=ikCZF1NaW5w

  • Who else would have put up a gun to fat bastard when he soaked himself than smelled it?

  • "... and you go 'what are they cooking?'

    THAT, plus crap!"

  • He sounds just like Shrek

  • @VStarVan They're voiced by the same person, Mike Myers.

  • @MichielThePieEater well done

  • @VStarVan Shrek is done by the same guy lool

  • "YOU REALLY ARE A FAT BASTARD!!"

  • 31 people got in his belly

  • He is my boyfriend ( :

  • Get in my belly!

  • GaGA Maggi

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  • i can impusinate him realy good

  • whys the title say fat bastard if they show goldmember by himself...

  • well isnt this just magical ;)

  • donkaaaaaaaaay

  • dead sexy

  • Even stink would say that stinks...

  • 0:48 looks like beyonce O_O

  • @Imthoo thats because it is beyonce

  • @Imthoo that is her lol

  • @Imthoo WELL

  • that ...plus crap

  • same guy plays fat bastard as Austin...?

  • @Technobanana your gay

  • @Matt101017 :) yes, that really makes me a homosexual because I did not reallize that fat bastard was also the same guy as Austin powers..yeah, surely it makes me stupid not gay, are you saying all gays are stupid or something? thats called being homophobic

  • Fat Bastard really is a Fat Bastard.

  • stop asking for thumbs up! get a life -.- if u want powers go watch a best of austin powers noob

  • Mike Myers is a Hero... no doubt about it!

  • @jakeyclarke07 No, he's a knife wielding psycho in a mask.

  • Even stink would say that stinks!

  • doesnt fat bastard start as the voice as shrek

  • hes chin looks like balls :p

  • Hot Sick Ass !!! Ya Baby =O

  • the 31 ppl who disliked were overwhelmed by this videos awsomeness and accidently hit the dislike button

  • AUSTIN:DID U JUST SOLE YOURSELF

    FAT BASTARD:MAYBE

  • Fat bastard is one fat mudder plucker with big titties >> hahahehehoho

  • evan stink would say that stinks

  • 0:33 funnest part im crackin up

  • Fat sweaty arsed bastard.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT CAN GAUG A MAGGUT! It's Gagg a maggot i know but i speeled it like so DEAL WITH IT!

  • fatbastard sounds like shrek

  • @Hazimmm182 Same actor. Same accent.

  • @Hazimmm182 thats bcoz its the same actor

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  • what are they cooking ? THAT PLUS CRAP

  • im immediately rating down because its not 10 mins. this video is mistitled.

  • hot sick :L

  • 0:54

  • Face at 1:05 when he smells his ass is absolutely PRICELESS

  • i want goooooooooooooold!

  • LMFAO sick sick sick!!!

  • ohhhh myyy goddd xD i love fat bastard

  • @0:25 Lmao I'm dead Sexy. XD

  • O mai godness XD

  • OMFG pause at 1:05 i have never laughed so hard in my life XD XD XD

  • LMAO

    Pause at 0:53

  • @zombiebuttnugett lol,that made me laugh!!

  • @zombiebuttnugett OMFG LOL

  • maybe...

  • Did he say carrots and throw up? LOL

  • they dont make movies like this anymore

  • MAYBEH

  • i love goooooooooooooooooooold

  • is he the voice of shrek i cn hear a similarity

  • @MrDanobobo jes

  • @MrDanobobo nah really...

  • @MrDanobobo Yes, him, Goldmember & Austin are all played by Mike Myers

  • @MrDanobobo no, Mike Meyers is shrek

  • just shoot him already!!!!!!! i was fixing to throw up at the end...

  • HAHAHAHA!!

    

  • 'smell like hot sick. Arse...in a dead carcass!'

  • The Best of fat bastard is ANY scene with him in it

  • I'm Scottish, and as much as I resent stereotypes ... fat bastard's description of his own fart does eerily remind me of my own father's penchant for flatulence.

  • if the smell can gag a maggot you know it stinks

  • lol even stink would say that stinks

  • he does good scottish accents

  • Look at his eyes at 1.:04-:1:05 lmfao!!

  • scottish pride.. <3

  • lmao "lets have a smell, everyone likes their own brand it smells like carrots and throw up"

  • whats with the start when austin punches someone and at the end when he says "I love gold!" i dont think theres a point