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  • Easier way: USE A HAMMER :)

  • nice one

  • Easier than the Skyrim locks lol

  • ok...i think i better use electronic locker after this..

  • This girl has a very soothing voice. I'd lawl if this is a boy and I'm wrong.

  • @DefineDeath090 thats a boy lol

  • @MrCaptainInternet I'm totally gay now.

  • i use a soda can to shim the lock and open it then leave a note on the persons bike at my school saying buy a new lock before it gets takin

  • Your skill in Lockpinking has increased by 0.1. It is now 99.6.

    YAY! only 4 more gains and I'll be a grandmaster thief!

  • Just buy a lockpick set for 10-30$ and you can practically pick any lock...

  • Poor spelling and property theft. Two great tastes that go great together.

  • All these hilarious comments are so awesome! Keep them coming!

  • Yeah.. I am always loosening my keys, Most of them are too tight and I can never get them undone afterwards.

  • No, my keys are perfectly tight. Not loose at all.

  • Lockpicking skill increase... finally found a trainer

  • You need to drink milk, you have white spots on your nails :D

  • 352 people's bikes are stolen :<

  • brb, gotta rob my neighbours 

  • And then you hit a spool pin, what are you going to do? Nothing, because you're well fucked with that stupid bobby pin.

    Also; raking with a DIY hook like that? lol

  • NOW DOES THAT WORK FOR ANY SIZE LOCK OR HAVE YOU NOT TACKEN THAT IN TO CONSIDERASION

  • Lock picking skill level up!

  • @disinfodestroyer sad but funny

  • 'loosing'?

  • how to become a thief in 2 mins

  • omg xD

  • Tricky Bastard!

  • Will this method work for noses?

  • I use to pick locks all the time but then I took an arrow to the knee. ;-P

  • @shield400 finally!

    one that makes sense

  • @shield400 I got it, nice Skyrim reference....LOL!

  • @shield400 well i took a key to the knee :((

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  • @ricshmitz83 ur just jealous because u cant do it

  • oooooooooh looooooooookpikinggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggg:(

  • Sweet i just leveled up my theving level in runescape :D

  • You spelled losing wrong.

  • yeah great idea show ppl how to pick lock and ppl will start stealing stuff like bikes and that well done you fucking twat if my bike get stolen i know were to go to you fucking dick

  • @DarkTails25 Anyone who's not a retard or a pussy either keeps an eye on their bike or stands beside it. Unless you're a fucking loner / retard, nothing will come of it.

  • @MrMonsterCactus So when and if you go to school on your bike and are in class you leave every two minutes to check your bike?

  • @GutsLCF Pro-tip: Don't go to school on your bike. My advice is only applicable when commuting to public areas where it's easy to keep an eye on your bicycle.

  • @MrMonsterCactus More like Paranoid-tip. You're advice is only applicable when going somewhere for 2 minutes max. Even in 2 minutes you could still get your shit stolen.. Shit happens, that's life, trying to stop it from happening makes it happen more.

  • @GutsLCF It's not really about it getting stolen, but, if you're in the catchment area of the school, it's probably not worth your while taking a bike to school, you should either get the bus, be driven, or walk.

  • @GutsLCF On the other hand, you might be correct though, I've no experience of this, so all I'm spouting is based off of logic, efficiency, social behaviours, et cetera.

  • How to remove the uniball pen clip??

  • @zapperboy100 i lit the part i needed and it meltet and i just took it off easily

  • Bike robberies have skyrocketed 200% since the release of this video.

  • suprisingly i got 3 bikes after watch this

  • @NymphetamineTR i watched craddle play nymphetamine a few years ago... just wanted to let u know

  • @NymphetamineTR ha i got 15 lol

  • I Do that =D hehe

  • what would make you think if someone was dumb enough to lose there keys theyed be smart enough to pick a lock.

  • ur doin good..just dont take an arrow to the knee

  • hey baby your voice so sexy

  • I thought michael jackson was dead, how is he narrating this?

  • @MayKontainNuts To bad his voice isnt evan high...

  • Someone has played to much Skyrim...

  • losing*

  • @belro17 You really shouldn't reveal that much about yourself in public.

  • Fuck,Gr8 now people can steal my stuff easier

  • Thanks, it also works at other houses.

    So I robbed the white house...

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  • is this video for the thief ??

  • @Amanzoel97 hahaha

  • Thank You for making this vid and it really helps us alot for our work! =D

    Sincerely, Theives around the world!

  • @amanzoel97 *thieves.

    There, I fixed it.

  • Does this work with all locks

  • @wazoo85 If you have a lock with a bad key bitting and it's a cheap lock like a Master then yes something like this would work but you're not going to be picking any high security locks like this.

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  • McGyver reborn!

  • wow a lock picking video that actually works and isnt a load of bullshit like the rest of them well done sir

  • I used to use this when I was a thief... then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Its not work"

  • teach you how to be a thief

  • fake

    

  • What do you do if you forget how to spell simple words, like "losing"?

  • Wait... Lockpicks don't break? DAMN U BETHESDA!

  • This is one of those videos with people that have accents that for sum reason make my head tingle.... IM LIKIN DIS SHIT

  • now 3,181,526 people know how to lock pick. I don't feel safe anymore..

  • he used the skeleton key

  • i prefer kicking the door in.

  • @Ticklemesavvy +1!!!

  • thanx bro

    

  • I..... am...... going to pick ever lock in my house where are my sisters bobby pins....

  • mag giver!?

  • I saw this and threw away all of my keys!

  • I used to pick locks like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Ooooh im gunna do something illegal now!!!!!

  • how to pick a lock in case of an apocalypse, check.

  • Thats not 90 degresses that 87

  • i did that with ikea scissors

  • i'am watch parkour how did i get here?

  • "Loosing" your keys?!?! How illiterate are you kids these days?

    What, are you planning on freeing all keys on earth to run loose across the globe?? A mini-revolution of loosed keys, taking over the world?

    It's "LOSING", you imbecile.

  • @TodayFreedom Must be extremely depressing beeing so mad all the time.

  • @TodayFreedom period?

  • @TodayFreedom it really bothers you when people mis-spell your profession eh?

  • nice,,

  • lol now robbers know how to open your house gates!

  • i know.....why dont you broadcast a video showing all the smack/crack rats how to pinch my bikes.....thanks for that

  • svenne?

  • cool!!

  • easy, i just hit lockpicking 90

  • he sounds like mclovin :P

  • i dont here shit

  • Thumbs up if your going to try this now :D

  • Hello to my neighbor's Ps3

  • i fuck all locks now

  • PROUT

  • He he, nu kan man öppna ett å annat!!

  • So your saying that if I forget or loose my keys, i will still have a pen and bobby pin. Oh well.

  • courier must be pro of lockpicks..XD

  • My bike was stolen and they left me a not with this url...

  • Ima try do this to people's lockers at school

  • lockpicking level up

  • I used to pick locks like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee...

  • Guess what? You just gave away the biggest secret to lockpicking criminals everywhere. Now no one is safe.

  • @SharpnelBoy guess what if you google lockpicking you could learn this anyway. The technique that this person was using is called racking. =)

  • @SharpnelBoy except for people who have alternative security systems or locks worth more than £5

  • I feel safe!

  • Trained by Bethesda.

  • @tombkreeper3 aww man..lockpicks level 100..XD

  • @tombkreeper3 finally a decent skyrim joke haha

  • @Zedenation1 Fallout... -facepalm-

  • @tombkreeper3 I assume you mean Fallout 3, since that's the only game in the series developed by Bethesda.

    First off: Fallout is not the same game as Fallout 3.

    Secondly: Fallout 3, gameplay-wise, is modelled very much after the Elder Scrolls series, in which there is five games, among them Skyrim. Lockpicking is a part of at least three of those games.

    Which game do you think people most probably relates to lockpicking?

  • @Ejohrik Why So serious?

  • @mitchellvanvliet Why so plagiarist?

  • @Ejohrik Yo' mama.

  • jajaja... si señor!!!

  • I wonder how how he looked if he was sticking the camera to his head

  • Who's holding the camera!?

  • @NowaTunes breasts

  • awesome

    

  • How do I get here from watching make up effects

  • Look more like "about" 80 degree angle than 90, but I get the point :P (just giving a hard time)

  • bolt cutters.

  • -.-

    I have a number lock

  • any xmas gift requests

  • Yes, My key's are always loose, thank you.

  • welldone thef

    

  • time to get some new electronics for my house for free :p

  • I was about to unlock my door when i took an arrow to my knee-.-

  • Wow, I succeeded within a minute with a safety pin and a small flat piece of plastic. Never though it was so easy to pick a lock. :|

  • DU e svensk? :D

  • i used a hairclip to do that, you make it so complicated ! -_-

  • gay you weak bullchit

  • @betlog655 grammar you illiterate dullard

  • Im callin fuckin bullshit! im been doing this for the past two days, exactly how u show it and its not working!

  • LIKE A BAWS!!!

  • Nice vid but why did you record with a patato??

  • awesome

  • Press F12 If you liked this

  • the motion you wanna be using up and down thats what she said

  • i think im in luv with her

  • custon keyborey f21 dicks

  • Cool, now I have 4 bikes for sale now.

  • @MrLennonps HAHAHAH NICE ONE

  • how can i do that (holding like you) if that thing stuck on my door?

  • I Threw a Rock on one and then it opened :D

  • good tutorial for burglars

  • love it

  • awesome

  • awesome

  • You mean that actually works!? XD cool.

  • wtf a girl? why isn't she in the kitchen?!?!?!

  • @Hashylen

    OH NOES!

    A GIRL HAS ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!!!!

    -_-

  • Great, I used to have a million bobby pins in my house but now that they are actually useful for something I can't find them. :c

  • I used to have 100 skills in Lockpicking as you, but then my horse flew 10 meters into a tree.

    1000 fcking g wasted.

  • 90° ? ^^

  • 3 milion thief ? damn !

  • @mrnolimit66 and counting

  • I took an arrow in my knee

  • Wait so you just move the hair clip thingy up and down till you feel something move?

  • @politicoochie09 *Mean

  • why is it not u in the vid ? :O

  • how did you manage to put a hole in the lock?!

  • this is alot easier on skyrim

  • he has a blow out at 15 secs lol

  • I used to pick locks like that, then i took an arrow in the knee...

  • @MrTheOldManGuy And how the fuck does taking an arrow to the knee prevent you from picking locks!? YOU FUCKING PRICKS ARE OVERUSING THE JOKE!