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  • the eyes look like sasukes. and asshole it should of ate u. dont poke it

  • (in mafia type Italian voice) that turtles all like Whaddayah want fro meh? ehh?

  • next time if you want to feed a turtle, feed it a cherry tomato, or a grape, they like those and will recognize it as food, rather than an untasty stick shoved in it's mouth. I don't blame it for attacking, it was a cornered animal after all.

  • wtf did u try and feed it a stick?

  • There's always some bloody prig who has nothing better to do than

    to walk about and fuss with animals. I hope the next turtle you encounter

    gets you right in your bollocks. Then, we all hope you post it so we can have a rather good laugh about it.

  • STOP ABUSING THOSE POOR ANIMALS!!! I'LL GET NAZI ON YOU ASS AND STICK THAT STICK IN YOUR ASS!!! I'M REPORTING YOUR FUCKING ASS TO PETA RIGHT NOW!!

  • It looks like the turtle from The Never Ending Story!

  • 1:52 Looks like Barney Frank lol

  • cool ass eyes on that turtle

  • i would have stomped the turtle for attacking my camera

  • this turtles a thug

  • is me????? or am i trippin on 1:53 pause and look at both eyes look at one then the other one of them has like no black dot like the other one it looks wierd

  • the turtle bite camra at 1:25..... thumbs up if u skipped to it

    

  • @tschloss48

    No he bit it at 1:27

  • wats with is right eye?

  • Yeah watch out these little bastards are vicious one bit My sweater.

  • why doesnt its right eye have a pupil, looks crazy.

  • You should feed her some cheese and crackers and watermelon!

  • Two things. 1: That thing is all dried out and 2: Snapping turtles aren't dangerous. I've been bitten by many large snapping turtles, it's about the same as a mouse trap, which is also extremely over-rated. Put it this way, it hurts less than stubbing your toe.

  • wasnt that in harry poter or lord of the rings

  • his right eye belongs to the umbrella corporation :)

  • No, it's a turtle, not a tortoise. Tortoises live on land. Turtles can also swim.

  • it's a tortoise, not a turtle

  • it's a tortoise, not a turtle

  • like its gonna jump on you...

  • The turtle has sharingan on his right eye.=D

  • @toonimpact12 yeah!! its nickname should be sasuke!!!! >:D

  • damn he could of lost his fingers

  • lol 0.47 happy turtle is happy

  • Mangekyo Sharingan... it is true.. it exists...

  • *poke*

    haha crazy eyes

  • Aww we love you Captain Crazy Eyes! =3

  • LMFAO attacks

  • Lucky he's only 30 strength.

  • Turtle: Okay i've had enough of being poked with a stick! get outta my face! *attacks*

    Almost every youtuber: *gets startled*

  • those eyes would make beautiful earrings...just kidding. This made me jump and nearly spill my drink

  • leave the turtke alone

  • He looks like... Sylvain Larocque xD

  • wow, 1:27 ^^

  • When the fuck does the turtle attack, someone post a time thing

  • I think you shat yourself!

  • whats your problem, leave it alone and that wouldnt happen :O

  • leave him in peace. wat rong with u

    

  • leave him alone dang

  • At first he tried to control himself !!! so wild animal...

    But such Silly looks he has......... :)

  • i want contacts like the turtles eyes lol

  • kwakis look at 1:49 u can really see an upclose pic of his eyes and tht one is blind

  • those are crazy eyes

  • those are some crazy eyes

  • HE IS ZAROIA kkk

  • Ohr, ist die böse

    geile Kontaktlinsen

  • He is blind in one eye.

  • @kevinmccrty Yeah, i noticed that too! He looks pretty old.

  • I would pee and jump on him to piss him more xD

  • that thing looks so pissed off... touch it!

  • That's a wartortle at level 16

  • I LIKE TURTLES

  • Human:Whoa you look cool!

    Turtle:o_o

    Human:Im gouna film you :D?

    Turtle: ... get away.........GET THAT OUT OF MY MOUTH IT TASTE LIKE YOUR DICK

    Human:eat it :D

    Turtle: FUCK YOU NIGGA

  • poor thing your poking it with a stick and shit no wonder it got angry fuckin asshole

  • @decomposed89 god your a dumbass

  • @decomposed89 Yeah I was hoping he'd

    have bit the guys fingers off or something.

    That's what you get when you mess with these things. They're not as weak as they look.

  • @decomposed89 It wasn't angry. It was frightened.

  • @decomposed89 Right, because the turtle was obviously critically injured from a guy poking it with a stick. Grow up.

    

  • Squirtle!!!!!!!

  • johnson = penis

  • YEAH I BET THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT YOU

  • in soviet Russia Cameras attack Turtles.

  • penis...

  • poor turtle. have respect for animals.

  • @everyone saying he should "leave the animal alone"

    Stop being retards and stop bitching. He's not hurting the damn thing, he's just observing it out of curiosity. If he ran it over with a car (as a lot of other people would happily do), THEN you might have a reason to bitch.

  • @airfoobar Do you really think a lot people happily would ran over a turtle with their car for fun?

  • why cant humans leave these animals alone?

  • @szuberi you'r a human ask yourself

  • Wow you fucking asshole what the heck are you doing? you wanna kill it with a stick? you asshole you better leave the nature along or mother nature will kick your butt next time. And no ones fucking cares about the camera if you just stick a stick down the turtles throat we are more worried about the animal then your cheap camera.

  • get that camera outta my face biotch!

  • hahahahahahahhaha lolll

    

  • 1:22 ...Yep

  • It  has a cool cross-hair pattern on its eyes... its locked on to your cam.

  • Good Job turtle!!!

  • lol, snapping turtle ftw.

  • thumbs up if u freaked when the turtle attacked the camera

  • @MrBlahMomma I jumped like a bitch.

  • @MrBlahMomma No because I was reading your comment the exact moment it happened and missed it and the 2nd time I knew it was coming.

  • asshole... it should took ur finger

  • is that your granpha?

  • at 1:26 epic crunch!

  • i actually nearly shit myself when it struck the camera. Don't know about anyone else haha

  • wtf?

  • 1:28 cameraman shits himself xD

  • I bet this turtle was harashed by his granddaddy and will be harashed by his granson

  • they sure do stink too

  • @Mellowman53

    yeah land turtles do and hide under

  • Hes ninja

  • look at his/her's left eye

  • your stupid

  • That turtle was about 60 years old and has a lot of patients to put up with being annoyed.

  • Fun fact: the smaller common snapping turtle is actually more aggressive than the large and prehistoric looking alligator snapping turtle.

  • @WatermelonRat omg i love fun facts!!!!! my friends say im crazy cause all i talk about are fun facts....sorry i just had a moment!!!!

  • @playgurl009

    No problem! I actually used to volunteer at a zoo, where I educated guests about various animals (which could be called 'fun facts) so I'm used to sharing little bits of trivia (used to drive my room-mates nuts)!

  • Turtle asserts his authority 1:05

  • Buwahaha ! Funny shyt !

  • Poor turtle.

    

  • he shouldve taken a bite out of ur hand lol

  • bless him..he was so patient!

  • You'd think after the first time it attacked you would leave it be..

  • Those eyes belong to the uchiha clan

  • @3rdman1  SHARINGAN!

  • @3rdman1 SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

  • @3rdman1 it has the sharingan

  • BOWSER? is that you!?

  • it looks like a stoner

  • hahaha 1:12 .. like.. "Eat it FFS!!" *push push, rub rub*

  • snaping turtles are mean sons of a bitches

  • Lmao me and my friends would do the same thing if we saw a turtle

  • Whats up with his right eye?  Staring at the sun?

  • wonderfull! old faithfull.....wich live in rest and peace.........till she meat .......

  • you deserved to get your hand bitten. don't be a dick, leave wild animals alone.

  • I saw one of these buggers yesterday while golfing. It was way bigger then this one. Biggest snapping turtle I've ever seen. I put my putter in front of it and it just went back in its shell and looked at it. It was a friendly one :D

    LOL JK it would have killed me after how much I annoyed it.

  • I wish he'd broken your camera, moron. Why the hell are you badgering that animal? Leave it alone

  • @Bookworm51485 he was so stupid to even go that close to him

  • And then he CONTINUES to record the Snapping Turtle's life - Fucking retard, but you didn't ask me.

  • don't you get it? it sez mind your own business ! ! !

  • You deserve to be biten in the hand, you jerk off, leave the turtle alone! Or at least put him near some water.

  • LOL 1:05 had me laughing so hard.

  • hes mad at you for being a papparazzi

  • his left eye is different from his right eye. Are all turtles like this or is this one a special one?

  • That thing has crazy eyes... its creepy...

  • it bit ur camera cuz u pissed it off

  • Don't mess with the ancients, man..

  • This is the one tailed beast who has Mangekyo Sharingan Turtle powers!

  • i bet you don't do that again you dumb mother fucker. I wish it had bitten your dick off.

  • last snapper i came across i popped it about 4 times with my 9mm then finished it off with my 12ga. one of its feet landed on my foot!

  • funny

    

  • The turtle said "cheese" on 0:42

    hehehe

  • Oops. Sorry. A stick because maybe he was curious about what the turtle's mouth looked like? Yes, he couldn't been a bit smarter about it, but holy cow, quit acting like he was trying to kill it. My little brother and I catch and handle those things all the time, they're hardy, and you're certainly not going to harm them by putting a twig in their mouth. Jeez.

  • dang people watch the video if you have nothing nice to say just stay quiet... that turtle had creepy eyes poor thing look like it needed water funny when you jump i fell over laughing

  • this guy's an idiot

  • obviously its going to bite when you keep bothering it. Your an idiot to bad it didnt bite your face :)

  • No wonder it bit your camera, you bothered the piss out of it

  • Leave the ugly turtle alone, you jerk!

  • man, that thing is ugly

  • Leave the thing alone, Jeez.

  • Right, because you poke him with a stick and shove a camera in his face and he's gonna be all like LULZ!

  • fuck I shit in my pants

  • lmao at 1:26

  • that is a nasty looking turtle. no wonder they have survived on our planet long.

  • molesta a tu perra madre... why stupid people fuk whit animals...???

  • @cartoonfoxxx lol nice...

  • dude ur a freaking retard leave the snapper alone

  • Hood Turtle :D

  • what are you doing with the branch? just take the turtle off the road, take a few pics and be on your way. dang!

  • did you guys notice its eyes? they each were different! creepy

  • @l3n1x maybe half blind

  • Should have left her alone. She's just trying to lay her eggs.

  • That thing is the creepiest mother fucker...

  • wow. that turtle sure looks pissed off...;-)

  • Wow! You are eather really stupid or just lost your dang mind a snaping turtle that size has the power to snap of your wrist, but I guess if your goimng to be stupid you'v got to be tough. :D

  • You idiot. I would have been happier to hear your camera was damaged, after the shit you just pulled with that poor turtle. Snappers are dangerous, forget the camera, you're lucky you didn't lose a finger.

  • Sneak attack on camera.

    Its super effective!

  • Whats wrong with his eye?

  • woah at 2:00 his left eye looks trippy

  • Rather than fucking with the animal why not go about your business and leave it alone, when's the last time an animal came to you and put shit in your face and was sticking grass in your mouth?

  • @Heyalth Lol. That'd be weird if that actually happened to someone eh?

  • @Heyalth Shut up! This is SCIENCE!!!

  • @Heyalth You dooser, obviously the turtle snapped up the branch, and obviously this guy with the camera wanted to test his skills as a camera guy.

  • @Heyalth yesterday

  • @Heyalth calm yourself, he didnt harm the turtle in any way and i promise you the turtle forgot about that within minutes....

  • Those turtles B BAD. Like as bad something that size can be. I avoid those babies. They are almost as fast as a Mata Mata. Snap your finger AND your wrist!

  • INFERNO DIVIDAH!

  • Lmao yu got Scared and jumped back far

  • stupid teenage mutant ninja turtles! call casey jones! leave them alone!

  • Millions of turtles are crushed by cars every year. To some people, it is a sport to run them over. I would have helped him off the road. When cars and trucks come by they go into their shells, which is their natural defense, instead of run for their lives. They are like sitting ducks. I have never run over a turtle and watch out for them. I only hope human beings will someday feel half the pain they inflict on animals. For the most part, our species is full of a bunch of pigs.

  • @frank47hammer i agree >.> the other day, i went to work 4 hours early on accident but i think i was meant to, cause on the way back home i saved a snapping turtle bigger than this it was in the middle of the road chillin, but there was no way it would live...its a busy street so i pulled over and he didn't cooperate so i had to pick him up, and he was clawing and snapping at me but in the end he is probably alive now, i hate seeing any kind of animal hit by cars even squirrels breaks my heart:(

  • @soxfreak772200 me too...it is a sad sight

  • I worked with reptiles of all kinds for my job, for about 10 years... You gotta watch out for snapping turtles man. They are not docile like cute little box turtles. They have a temper, they can shoot that neck out really fast as you see in this video, and their beaks are as sharp as garden shears. They can bite a finger right off. Seriously don't be a dumbass. Just don't mess with em.

  • Hey, here's an idea...leave it alone, stupid! 

  • 1:27 she was like: yeah i am eating the plant, *bites the camera* HA HA you didn't expect that bitch didn't you?

  • lmao he shit his pants at 1:28 :)