@skulliam "How did he get into Hollywood?" I missed the Hollywood part. Anyway, my point was illegal immigrants can walk the border between Mexico and the U.S. whereas fleeing Cubans have the ocean to deal with. The raft joke makes more sense in reference to Cubans than Mexicans. The Rio Grande only forms part of the Mexico-United States border. That's what I was thinking of.
@maxinature It's just a comedy stereotype.In the same way that we know Scottish don't go 'hoots the noo!" & wear kilts 24/7 or are tight with money.Heck,try being Australian.I've never said,"Throw another shrimp on the barbie!"(we call them prawns,for a start) or 'Crikey!' in my life.Yet I can laugh at the Monty Python 'Bruces' skit that makes fun of Aussies.As long as it isn't too mean spirited,we can laugh at the stereotypes the world has of us.
Very good. Very funny. Should do more of this stuff. But, if you do you may end-up in Kremlin; as prime-minister or prime prisoner. By the way, how do you make your borscht?
Toby I am going to post this comment on all of your videos just to show you how much I want to win this Tobivaway, although this may get me banned for spam winning a Tobivaway will be worth it!
@infallable95 This is late lol but I think it has something to do with "The Heart Specialist" where Tanya was a wardrobe assistant. I looked her up on IMDb lol I was curious too, couldn't help it!!!
@MaximusAdonicus O_o!!!... *Shoots own tongue off with shotgun* Solree addout tat. (sorry about that, with shot tongue) *then proceeds to shoot of both hands as well* agsain saorwry....
SPOILER ALORT!!!
EzioAuditore1459 3 days ago
OMG toby you went into your voice like 2
SMOSHrules1999 5 days ago
lol.. ive never watched oldbuscus before.. ees it just me that thinks sylarrr is hot? hahaha
crazylittlepartytifs 1 week ago
THAT GIRL IS FUCKING BEAUTY
MrMAxyzt 2 weeks ago
@MrMAxyzt Really?
gBen10AlienForce 4 days ago
@gBen10AlienForce Really really really relay ray jay claw sharks alien farts
MrMAxyzt 3 days ago
SPOILER ALORRRT
hahahah cracks me up everytime
Grimreeper102 2 weeks ago
i miss her
oogallecta 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
funny how olga kay is not on this show but it seems like she would be a perfect fit
MrWaylon4 3 weeks ago
I'm a very good judge of ****
MegaBroTime 3 weeks ago
YOU INSULT MY PEOPLE, YOU INSULT ME! pretty funny though
battlestar62fleet 3 weeks ago
Regina is so hot. Hehe love Russian nords..
japanfilipino 3 weeks ago
its 1:47 AM and i am watching all old tobuscus videos
randomiegurl 3 weeks ago 4
OLGA!
zuzupetals3 4 weeks ago
Den Knockerz!
pjthebest10 1 month ago
@pjthebest10 hell yeah
ChannelOlli 1 month ago
~hint~ his comment has the one with too many negative votes I:D
HappyJunkTV 1 month ago
like if you think @slothycozy is a asshole I:D
HappyJunkTV 1 month ago 2
I've had borshc.
DirigiblePlumCompany 1 month ago
Oh great, I'm on the wierd side of the Tobuscus Channel...
Callum0907 1 month ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
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Like if agree
slothycozy 1 month ago
@slothycozy how the hell is that racist, maybe next time u should think before posting a dumbass comment that nobody liked bitch
gotmoshi 1 month ago
i love him <3
Hailz12211 1 month ago
Tanya/ Regina was Toby's biz consultant for 2 yrs...check out her VERY IMPRESSIVE resume on linkedIn..!!! THIS GIRL ROCKS!!!!!
rsa424 1 month ago
Toby u should do more russian shows again!
leetgamer91 1 month ago
aw crap, i just recognized the music from porn... -____-
emyhutto 1 month ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
@thelastpteranodon fuck you.
theAplaBetman27 1 month ago
Look how I drink out of pink straw!
Because you're @#$%!
But I am not @#$% if that's what you think!
X'D Priceless!
PyrozPlayground 1 month ago
"Oh snaaap no she didnt!" XD
fuckingany1 1 month ago in playlist Russian Recommendations
roman: five shots of top shelf vodka out of reginas belly button
regina: you know i hate it when you put vodka in my belly button
roman: i said top shelf vodka
lol
YotamDobrin 2 months ago
background music, Danse Macabre...nice :)
Sapphira514 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
Remake these please..
Rayquaza128 2 months ago
"You can Borsh, Vodka and me". LOL
phaota 2 months ago
Spoiler Alort!
HPM1995 2 months ago
I'm Russian, and this is still funny as hell.
CrispyFunFlakes 3 months ago 3
HUGE CLEAVAGE! AW YEAH!
Kahazimir18 3 months ago
@Kahazimir18 Thats his mom.
lol
typhosionmaster 1 month ago
@typhosionmaster Uh.... I hope you're not series. Cause that's not his mom.
curlysuesap 1 month ago
The whole time I was just waiting for them to talk about the amazing Chekov. ^-_-^ LLAP
hannah1usa 3 months ago
what movie did the censor out?
nickshehan89 3 months ago
I love Borsh!!! (ya, we're Russian)
voldemortrules101 3 months ago
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MsTheWorldIsRound 2 months ago
Horrible fake accents and so so so stereotypical
pandathesniper 3 months ago
@pandathesniper your a fucking idiot if you dont like it stop watching >.>
MedicalArtxD 3 months ago
Were they dating and they broke up?
Kerada101 3 months ago
So what happened to this?
NikoleJBM 3 months ago
1:24 Star Treck with...Transformers in the backround?
speedmans24 3 months ago
J.J. = Jfrekin' Jenius
BrittOlinder 3 months ago 29
Bahahh really reminds me fo Command and Conquer... I wonder why?
FroodTreeXD 3 months ago
why does he have a wedding ring on?! O.o
singatnote 4 months ago
"Probably on a raft like every other Mexican." I think you meant Cuban.
housecry 4 months ago
@housecry How would you get to Hollywood from Cuba on a raft?
skulliam 3 months ago
@skulliam "How did he get into Hollywood?" I missed the Hollywood part. Anyway, my point was illegal immigrants can walk the border between Mexico and the U.S. whereas fleeing Cubans have the ocean to deal with. The raft joke makes more sense in reference to Cubans than Mexicans. The Rio Grande only forms part of the Mexico-United States border. That's what I was thinking of.
housecry 3 months ago
This is possibly the best thing ever. I nerded all over. It was messy.
PSGamerChick 4 months ago
"Spoiler AlORt!"
TurtleShroom 4 months ago 2
hahahaaha you guys are hilarious!
StarLaughter15 4 months ago
toby looks like a mafiaboss... ^^
Jarhead1989gnx 4 months ago
regina is fke lol look at her neck
jacobconnellytv 4 months ago
"Yes, yes it was clingon.......stupid."
Desstorjo 4 months ago
i eat borst evry month xD
mom''s russian
it acctualy sucks....
kjah11 5 months ago
I miss old Tobuscus :/ Back when he wasn't really for "Kids"
goodolboy17 5 months ago 2
I fucking LOVE old Tobuscus.
Cambriheed 5 months ago 168
@Cambriheed I think its kinda scary
reallyreallymean 1 month ago
@Cambriheed I love ALL of Tobuscus
SquirrelyDude1 1 month ago
@Cambriheed HERE HERE!
buddythecow 1 month ago in playlist Russian Recommendation for Recession
alex is not a russian name...
nikolakistdglover 5 months ago
SPOILER ALORT!!!
SubjectOfMatter 5 months ago 2
im the 1777th like!
blazinblue777 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@infallable95
words. thats what there bleeping out. now u know.
mrsbesties4ever 5 months ago
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mrsbesties4ever 5 months ago
whoa happen to ya voice maite?
Leeart217 5 months ago
Jfreaken JENIUS!!!
247bullitt 5 months ago 3
if you keep on pressing 1 with the right timing toby keeps on calling you a nerd.
TheOriginalKnight 5 months ago
@ejonaR1717 YES, Finally Someone who knows what I'm Talking about (Seperate it vertically ^^)
ghter05 6 months ago
Her Knockers are slightly distracting.
TheOriginalKnight 6 months ago in playlist Russian Recommendation for Recession
@TheOriginalKnight Yours too!!
ghter05 6 months ago
i give it 5 shots of top shelf vodka out of regina's belly-button.
sounds good to me.
spleefrog9 6 months ago
Toby. More of this. Now.
strawberryicecream19 6 months ago
NO ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!
tacoblocko 6 months ago
Roman, that was Russian.
(Makes thinking faces) Are you sure?
Charri67 6 months ago
Watch Toby's left arm at 1:25 haha oooops
Dazyet 6 months ago
@Dazyet
Lol
A1lHopeisGone 6 months ago
hahahaha great !
MissCarmelito 6 months ago
I'm a Russian and if I met a guy looking and talking like that I would take him for Italian.
And wtf with that monobrow. Only small minority of muslims have it in Russia
maxinature 6 months ago 3
@maxinature It's just a comedy stereotype.In the same way that we know Scottish don't go 'hoots the noo!" & wear kilts 24/7 or are tight with money.Heck,try being Australian.I've never said,"Throw another shrimp on the barbie!"(we call them prawns,for a start) or 'Crikey!' in my life.Yet I can laugh at the Monty Python 'Bruces' skit that makes fun of Aussies.As long as it isn't too mean spirited,we can laugh at the stereotypes the world has of us.
ScattySafari 6 months ago 2
I like new toby better
irsunshine49 6 months ago
@XxjustluvinmusicxX cause they aren't dating anymore, so it would be kinda awkward
MangoToucan 7 months ago
Лол
YourFriend184 7 months ago
halve of the letters they used in the beginning were not even consonants/vowels as used...
Phillie103 7 months ago
"... at IMEX theator" :DD
funwithgoats01 7 months ago
Why don't they Make these anymore???
XxJustluvinmusicxX 7 months ago 76
@XxJustluvinmusicxX they split up
ohmysausages 7 months ago
SPOILER ALORT!!!!!!! FTW lol
HeatherGreenBlad3 7 months ago
the funny thing is that i actually am a huge Norde . . . but i'm dumb as hell
blahwoozle 7 months ago
I love how she said "Yes thats what is was, it was cling on(Wispers:Stupid)"
BobbyUzumaki 7 months ago
spoiler ALORT
hotshot3434 7 months ago
nord hahahahahahahahaha
sxysabotge 7 months ago
more!
brunettevideos 8 months ago
I actually thought Checov (I think that is how you spell it) needed more screen time as well
Maxassault777 8 months ago
Jesus christ ! is that Toby XD ? he has changed XD
loupch 8 months ago 2
"IMEX"
amare420 8 months ago
Hahahahaha reminds me of toby's ezio voice!
goldenaltair9 8 months ago
3:31 Spoiler Alort!!!
TobiShinobii 8 months ago
I like that chick.. does she have her own channel?
alittleolder 8 months ago
@alittleolder Her channel is HiyaTanya
miteyboosh23 8 months ago
Games From Mother Russia, Yeah!
Phenix87315 8 months ago
Olga as in Olgakay? X)
CupcakeGirl116 9 months ago
Your russian accents suck ass but your videos are so funny that i must watch out of respect to toby
tacoface5000 9 months ago
"He's not Russian... Or Jew. How did he get into Hollywood?"
I could say the same for you Toby...
gheith001 9 months ago
hora is acctualy whore in swedish
Nickdsstudios1 9 months ago
Oni Ne pravilno Borsh proiznoseat BORSHT ... XD
angrypro 9 months ago
Дебилы! вот я Руский ! Да! И всё тут!
kiril1995 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
toby looks like a gangsta
loay13333 9 months ago
What is vatka? ))
CarpeDiemBaby7891 9 months ago
@CarpeDiemBaby7891
:O
please tell me ur joking!!!
horsel0v3rl01 9 months ago
@horsel0v3rl01 'Vodka' is sounds like 'vatka' by them :D
CarpeDiemBaby7891 9 months ago
@CarpeDiemBaby7891
oh yeah oops
that a polish person ur talking to lol
horsel0v3rl01 9 months ago
NCC-1701 Enterprise. :3
MeLover99 10 months ago
WOW this is the first time i have ever seen Toby with his hair fixed
agbooe 10 months ago
who is regina?
TanMan97 10 months ago
Toby's talking in his ezio voice haha.
ThePsh07 11 months ago 44
@ThePsh07 im pretty sure ezio is italian , this was in an russian accent.
GGMairbornefeline 4 months ago
You should start this up again, with Ijustine :D
SaifHarbawi 11 months ago 4
"she does not look like huge NORD."
SuperMushroomUndies 11 months ago
i've had borscht!! its delicious!
kirakiralovely2014 11 months ago
That chick is hot as
LastGreek21 11 months ago
spoiler alort!
ctannight 11 months ago
she does have quite nice lookin knockers....you have to admit that
DJRocks20 11 months ago 145
I suddenly remember all the soviet russia jokes.
link5767 11 months ago
I think she was talking about Curse of the Black Pearl when she was talking about Zoe Saldana...
THESUPERGIRLIE 11 months ago
im russian...but i dont have an accent :'( WHY HAVE I BEEN CURSED!!??
MultiShadow117 11 months ago 2
No russian were hurt in making this review :)
P.S. I'm russian and I don't feel offended at all
OLEGaman 1 year ago 3
probably on raft like every other mexican - aahahahhahaha
ToftSitties 1 year ago
Why is this the first time I've seen that?? I think I just fell in love with Toby.
NotThinTwins 1 year ago
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jebakaulitz 1 year ago 2
I'm russian, and i have very mucch perfegt english....
hohohohoho so fu@@ing funny, ha?
InsaneDIAReYa 1 year ago
Very good. Very funny. Should do more of this stuff. But, if you do you may end-up in Kremlin; as prime-minister or prime prisoner. By the way, how do you make your borscht?
51wil 1 year ago
good! where watch last episodes? ^_^
Snows93 1 year ago
thats it, back to show!
jaketobias8 1 year ago
Dogs playing poker in the backround
Killer95249 1 year ago
he should get a starfleet medal of honor
yah or something real
MaddieHS23 1 year ago
"Spoiler Alort!"
This is awesome :D
ramenfeed 1 year ago 3
BIG TITS I SHIT
macboy42 1 year ago
Zachary made indeed a very hot Vulcan^^
Toby would make a hot Vulcan too!! (hotter than he already is even :p)
keanelovah 1 year ago 3
ohmygod why did i not run into this earlier SO FUNNY :'D THERE WERE TEARS.
brimagination 1 year ago
2000fuck
monkeymanisons 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Toby I am going to post this comment on all of your videos just to show you how much I want to win this Tobivaway, although this may get me banned for spam winning a Tobivaway will be worth it!
Wucas666 1 year ago
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LadyeXo 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia Vodka Drinks youuuuuuuuu
baildayle 1 year ago
@baildayle that doesn't apply there
zennok 1 year ago
@zennok Shut up
baildayle 11 months ago
WHAT ARE THEY BLEEPING OUT? I WANT TO KNOW!
infallable95 1 year ago 182
@infallable95 magic.
alizatophat 10 months ago
@infallable95 This is late lol but I think it has something to do with "The Heart Specialist" where Tanya was a wardrobe assistant. I looked her up on IMDb lol I was curious too, couldn't help it!!!
JaCalsGal 7 months ago
@infallable95 "Why You bleepin' my Sh**, MAAAAAN???!!! This Is Bullsh**" -Toby Turner
ghter05 6 months ago
@infallable95 Sorry so late, but to answer that would be The Heart Specialist in 2006...And the end bleep I think you can guess lol
InsaneClown2 6 months ago
@infallable95 I think they said: "War(s) of the Faction(s) in 200X(dunno that one). I'm just very good judge of people."
Razvan2smart 5 months ago
I've visited my great grandmother who lives in Russia twice. We had borche all 14 days of each trip :)
xSoVii3Tx 1 year ago 3
this kind of reminds me of borat
sparce6 1 year ago 3
Damn!!! Toby's even hot with a unibrow!
TheHPExperiment 1 year ago 2
@TheHPExperiment And apparently Zachary is a good Spock
LadyeXo 1 year ago
"Speaking of meat".......?
TheHPExperiment 1 year ago
SPOILER ALORT
daewonsongpingpong 1 year ago 4
He didn't put his unibrow on in this
Nuts4Essendon 1 year ago
lol when you said "Oh snap, no she didnt" in a russian like accent i laughed so hard ahahahahahahahha
ToftSitties 1 year ago
I vant a borg glass
DaisyHasABoner 1 year ago
MYAH! Hercules the legendary journeys (if that is the one with Kevin Sorbo) was Hysterical (and had some crossover episodes with Zena I believe)
joemama114 1 year ago
@joemama114 Xena!!!!
MaximusAdonicus 1 year ago
@MaximusAdonicus O_o!!!... *Shoots own tongue off with shotgun* Solree addout tat. (sorry about that, with shot tongue) *then proceeds to shoot of both hands as well* agsain saorwry....
joemama114 1 year ago
@joemama114 :D Don't take it so seriously, lol!!
MaximusAdonicus 1 year ago
I love Zachary Quinto
tigerlily2329 1 year ago
jafriking jenius
towerguarder 1 year ago 3
hahahahahahahaha.
MoonShoesPotter28 1 year ago
mmmmmm...... Borsh :)
lambobrian 1 year ago
Lol, alex... russian... its Hellenic
FaakedLillebror 1 year ago
Ковёр не правильный. Должен был быть со всю стену, и без картинок. ^_^
Mat1re 1 year ago
Yes that's what it was, it was more cling-on...stupid
Zdude73 1 year ago
Chekov is my love. ;3
BluPickles 1 year ago
Yes Sylar was hot as Spock.. Zacchary Quinto woot..srry i cnat spell his name
13Fayt13 1 year ago
@TheThunderPigeon um that was regina whispering stupid. dumbass...
KittieKatGrl 1 year ago
Wait... The russians are spying on our nuclear subs? Crap.
chantaclear 1 year ago
Comrade, do not waste the precious vodka, save it for after the nuclear winter...
chantaclear 1 year ago
I Vant to put my Hewg Cock in Re gina's Hewg Knockers.
silver5517 1 year ago