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  • SPOILER ALORT!!!

  • OMG toby you went into your voice like 2

  • lol.. ive never watched oldbuscus before.. ees it just me that thinks sylarrr is hot? hahaha

  • THAT GIRL IS FUCKING BEAUTY

  • @MrMAxyzt Really?

  • @gBen10AlienForce Really really really relay ray jay claw sharks alien farts

  • SPOILER ALORRRT

    hahahah cracks me up everytime

  • i miss her

  • funny how olga kay is not on this show but it seems like she would be a perfect fit

  • I'm a very good judge of ****

  • YOU INSULT MY PEOPLE, YOU INSULT ME! pretty funny though

  • Regina is so hot. Hehe love Russian nords..

  • its 1:47 AM and i am watching all old tobuscus videos

  • OLGA!

  • Den Knockerz!

  • @pjthebest10 hell yeah

  • ~hint~ his comment has the one with too many negative votes I:D

  • like if you think @slothycozy is a asshole I:D

  • I've had borshc.

  • Oh great, I'm on the wierd side of the Tobuscus Channel...

  • @slothycozy how the hell is that racist, maybe next time u should think before posting a dumbass comment that nobody liked bitch

  • i love him <3

  • Tanya/ Regina was Toby's biz consultant for 2 yrs...check out her VERY IMPRESSIVE resume on linkedIn..!!! THIS GIRL ROCKS!!!!!

  • Toby u should do more russian shows again!

  • aw crap, i just recognized the music from porn... -____-

  • @thelastpteranodon fuck you.

  • Look how I drink out of pink straw!

    Because you're @#$%!

    But I am not @#$% if that's what you think!

    X'D Priceless!

  • "Oh snaaap no she didnt!" XD

    

  • roman: five shots of top shelf vodka out of reginas belly button

    regina: you know i hate it when you put vodka in my belly button

    roman: i said top shelf vodka

    lol

  • background music, Danse Macabre...nice :)

  • Remake these please..

  • "You can Borsh, Vodka and me".  LOL

  • Spoiler Alort!

  • I'm Russian, and this is still funny as hell.

  • HUGE CLEAVAGE! AW YEAH!

  • @Kahazimir18 Thats his mom.

    lol

  • @typhosionmaster Uh.... I hope you're not series. Cause that's not his mom.

  • The whole time I was just waiting for them to talk about the amazing Chekov. ^-_-^ LLAP

  • what movie did the censor out?

  • I love Borsh!!! (ya, we're Russian)

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  • Horrible fake accents and so so so stereotypical

  • @pandathesniper your a fucking idiot if you dont like it stop watching >.>

  • Were they dating and they broke up?

  • So what happened to this?

  • 1:24 Star Treck with...Transformers in the backround?

  • J.J. = Jfrekin' Jenius

  • Bahahh really reminds me fo Command and Conquer... I wonder why?

  • why does he have a wedding ring on?! O.o

  • "Probably on a raft like every other Mexican." I think you meant Cuban.

  • @housecry How would you get to Hollywood from Cuba on a raft?

  • @skulliam "How did he get into Hollywood?" I missed the Hollywood part. Anyway, my point was illegal immigrants can walk the border between Mexico and the U.S. whereas fleeing Cubans have the ocean to deal with. The raft joke makes more sense in reference to Cubans than Mexicans. The Rio Grande only forms part of the Mexico-United States border. That's what I was thinking of.

  • This is possibly the best thing ever. I nerded all over. It was messy.

  • "Spoiler AlORt!"

  • hahahaaha you guys are hilarious!

  • toby looks like a mafiaboss... ^^

  • regina is fke lol look at her neck

  • "Yes, yes it was clingon.......stupid."

  • i eat borst evry month xD

    mom''s russian

    it acctualy sucks....

  • I miss old Tobuscus :/ Back when he wasn't really for "Kids"

  • I fucking LOVE old Tobuscus.

  • @Cambriheed I think its kinda scary

  • @Cambriheed I love ALL of Tobuscus

  • @Cambriheed HERE HERE!

  • alex is not a russian name...

  • SPOILER ALORT!!!

  • im the 1777th like!

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  • whoa happen to ya voice maite?

  • Jfreaken JENIUS!!!

  • if you keep on pressing 1 with the right timing toby keeps on calling you a nerd.

  • @ejonaR1717 YES, Finally Someone who knows what I'm Talking about (Seperate it vertically ^^)

  • Her Knockers are slightly distracting.

  • @TheOriginalKnight Yours too!!

  • i give it 5 shots of top shelf vodka out of regina's belly-button.

    sounds good to me.

  • Toby. More of this. Now.

  • NO ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!

  • Roman, that was Russian.

    (Makes thinking faces) Are you sure?

  • Watch Toby's left arm at 1:25 haha oooops

  • @Dazyet

    Lol

  • hahahaha great !

  • I'm a Russian and if I met a guy looking and talking like that I would take him for Italian.

    And wtf with that monobrow. Only small minority of muslims have it in Russia

  • @maxinature It's just a comedy stereotype.In the same way that we know Scottish don't go 'hoots the noo!" & wear kilts 24/7 or are tight with money.Heck,try being Australian.I've never said,"Throw another shrimp on the barbie!"(we call them prawns,for a start) or 'Crikey!' in my life.Yet I can laugh at the Monty Python 'Bruces' skit that makes fun of Aussies.As long as it isn't too mean spirited,we can laugh at the stereotypes the world has of us.

  • I like new toby better

  • @XxjustluvinmusicxX cause they aren't dating anymore, so it would be kinda awkward

  • Лол

  • halve of the letters they used in the beginning were not even consonants/vowels as used...

  • "... at IMEX theator" :DD

  • Why don't they Make these anymore???

  • @XxJustluvinmusicxX they split up

  • SPOILER ALORT!!!!!!! FTW lol

  • the funny thing is that i actually am a huge Norde . . . but i'm dumb as hell

  • I love how she said "Yes thats what is was, it was cling on(Wispers:Stupid)"

  • spoiler ALORT

  • nord hahahahahahahahaha

  • more!

  • I actually thought Checov (I think that is how you spell it) needed more screen time as well

  • Jesus christ ! is that Toby XD ? he has changed XD

  • "IMEX"

  • Hahahahaha reminds me of toby's ezio voice!

  • 3:31 Spoiler Alort!!!

  • I like that chick.. does she have her own channel?

  • @alittleolder Her channel is HiyaTanya

  • Games From Mother Russia, Yeah! 

  • Olga as in Olgakay? X)

  • Your russian accents suck ass but your videos are so funny that i must watch out of respect to toby

  • "He's not Russian... Or Jew. How did he get into Hollywood?"

    I could say the same for you Toby...

  • hora is acctualy whore in swedish

  • Oni Ne pravilno Borsh proiznoseat BORSHT ... XD

  • Дебилы!  вот я Руский ! Да! И всё тут!

  • What is vatka? ))

  • @CarpeDiemBaby7891

    :O

    please tell me ur joking!!!

  • @horsel0v3rl01 'Vodka' is sounds like 'vatka' by them :D

  • @CarpeDiemBaby7891

    oh yeah oops

    that a polish person ur talking to lol

  • NCC-1701 Enterprise. :3

  • WOW this is the first time i have ever seen Toby with his hair fixed

  • who is regina?

  • Toby's talking in his ezio voice haha.

  • @ThePsh07 im pretty sure ezio is italian , this was in an russian accent.

  • You should start this up again, with Ijustine :D

  • "she does not look like huge NORD."

  • i've had borscht!! its delicious!

  • That chick is hot as

  • spoiler alort!

  • she does have quite nice lookin knockers....you have to admit that

  • I suddenly remember all the soviet russia jokes.

  • I think she was talking about Curse of the Black Pearl when she was talking about Zoe Saldana...

  • im russian...but i dont have an accent :'( WHY HAVE I BEEN CURSED!!??

  • No russian were hurt in making this review :)

    P.S. I'm russian and I don't feel offended at all

  • probably on raft like every other mexican - aahahahhahaha

  • Why is this the first time I've seen that?? I think I just fell in love with Toby.

  • MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMO­REMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE­MOREMORE pleeease!!!

  • I'm russian, and i have very mucch perfegt english....

    hohohohoho so fu@@ing funny, ha?

  • Very good. Very funny. Should do more of this stuff. But, if you do you may end-up in Kremlin; as prime-minister or prime prisoner. By the way, how do you make your borscht?

  • good! where watch last episodes? ^_^

  • thats it, back to show!

  • Dogs playing poker in the backround

  • he should get a starfleet medal of honor

    yah or something real

  • "Spoiler Alort!"

    This is awesome :D

  • BIG TITS I SHIT

  • Zachary made indeed a very hot Vulcan^^

    Toby would make a hot Vulcan too!! (hotter than he already is even :p)

  • ohmygod why did i not run into this earlier SO FUNNY :'D THERE WERE TEARS.

  • 2000fuck

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  • In Soviet Russia Vodka Drinks youuuuuuuuu

  • @baildayle that doesn't apply there

  • @zennok Shut up

  • WHAT ARE THEY BLEEPING OUT? I WANT TO KNOW!

  • @infallable95 magic.

  • @infallable95 This is late lol but I think it has something to do with "The Heart Specialist" where Tanya was a wardrobe assistant. I looked her up on IMDb lol I was curious too, couldn't help it!!!

  • @infallable95 "Why You bleepin' my Sh**, MAAAAAN???!!! This Is Bullsh**" -Toby Turner

  • @infallable95 Sorry so late, but to answer that would be The Heart Specialist in 2006...And the end bleep I think you can guess lol

  • @infallable95 I think they said: "War(s) of the Faction(s) in 200X(dunno that one). I'm just very good judge of people."

  • I've visited my great grandmother who lives in Russia twice. We had borche all 14 days of each trip :)

  • this kind of reminds me of borat

  • Damn!!! Toby's even hot with a unibrow!

  • @TheHPExperiment And apparently Zachary is a good Spock

  • "Speaking of meat".......?

  • SPOILER ALORT

  • He didn't put his unibrow on in this

  • lol when you said "Oh snap, no she didnt" in a russian like accent i laughed so hard ahahahahahahahha

  • I vant a borg glass

  • MYAH! Hercules the legendary journeys (if that is the one with Kevin Sorbo) was Hysterical (and had some crossover episodes with Zena I believe)

  • @joemama114 Xena!!!!

  • @MaximusAdonicus O_o!!!... *Shoots own tongue off with shotgun* Solree addout tat. (sorry about that, with shot tongue) *then proceeds to shoot of both hands as well* agsain saorwry....

  • @joemama114 :D Don't take it so seriously, lol!!

  • I love Zachary Quinto

  • jafriking jenius

  • hahahahahahahaha.

  • mmmmmm...... Borsh :)

  • Lol, alex... russian... its Hellenic

  • Ковёр не правильный. Должен был быть со всю стену, и без картинок. ^_^

  • Yes that's what it was, it was more cling-on...stupid

  • Chekov is my love. ;3

  • Yes Sylar was hot as Spock.. Zacchary Quinto woot..srry i cnat spell his name

  • @TheThunderPigeon um that was regina whispering stupid. dumbass...

  • Wait... The russians are spying on our nuclear subs? Crap.

  • Comrade, do not waste the precious vodka, save it for after the nuclear winter...

  • I Vant to put my Hewg Cock in Re gina's Hewg Knockers.