Saving My Hymen for Jesus - Katie Goodman's Broad Comedy

[tomitstube]

i thought jesus was gay...

[Adeyami1]

Some of the commenters have no idea what comedy is

[1waterpower]

Double post - started with Youtube posting comments.

[1waterpower]

YO! Check it out. Substitute Obama or Allah for Jesus. What? I can not insult another religion or da pres? Why Christians but not islam?

[calebarledge]

This is not even clever...

[dj2fine1000]

lmao dont worry sweeti il get at it hahahaha

[alpinorico]

hmmm and I wouldn't bust any of the chicks in this video unless it involved a bottle of JD, a paper bag or $100

[dorfyperce]

@alpinorico you really think a lot of yourself don't you retard.

[alpinorico]

do a "Saving My Hymen for Allah" if you have any huevos, but you won't, you are PC cowards

[TheRealDrMcCoy]

@alpinorico Jihad envy?

[FemmeBleu]

Hilarious, now I won't be able to get this song out of my head. xD

[whisperinwindcried67]

omg..i can almost see jesus..cracking a smile...:)...cmon folks,its comedy,right?..ok perhaps a bit sensitive and offensive (too some)..isnt that the hallmark of quality in comedy??

[artsiecl]

wow, I feel guilty for even playing this clip. How could this give glory to God???? Our heavenly Father wants your whole life so He can enrich it and turn it into an effective life. This is something I would not want my teens to see, I hope yours do not see it either and we really love our Lord Jesus Christ.

[averycleverman]

It is an infantile superstition

of the human spirit

that virginity would be thought

a virtue and not the barrier

that separates ignorance

from knowledge.

Voltaire

[averycleverman]

No ones munchin on this buffin!!!

Hymen Amen

[AnothrArmchairCritic]

Lame. Sarah Silverman wannabes.

While you're satirizing religion, Katie, show some real spine and try taking on Islamophobia, Sharia, stoning & Muslim antiSemitism/misogyny.

[MarshmallowGirl17]

@AnothrArmchairCritic check out this article.. its about the director for the movie 2012. He was afraid to obliterate the Kabaa so he obliterated Christ the Redeemer instead... (not able to post the link on youtube so google these words are read the article " Emmerich reveals fear of fatwa axed 2012 scene" im not a religious person by any means but things like this annoy me.. if your going to offend one then offend all

[Provenz]

I don't see why not. I guess you'd have to ask the girls. Jesus would just forgive you for watching anyway.

[LonestarJR34]

This is another terrific video by a VERY talented young woman! It's a fun companion to Hayes Carll's "You Left Me for Jesus," available on YouTube--just search "Hayes Carll"

[saxmanchiro]

Great job ladies. Loved it and faved. Sky daddy should be the ultimate 'first love' for all proper ladies. Wonder if Jesus provides a bit of foreplay before jumping right in?

[BQXXII]

JESUS WOULD NEVER FUCK YOU SLUTS...GO TO HELL!!!!

[Provenz]

@BQXXII Actually... Unless he was gay, I'm pretty sure he would.

[BQXXII]

@Provenz really?? ok good can I watch?

[MarshmallowGirl17]

@BQXXII i never thought id see the name "jesus" and "fuck" , "sluts" and "hell" all in the same sentence :) yo go girl! or boy :)

[alpinorico]

nailed what? i just looked at your comment and this "satire" a few days ago. my question is still, would these females make such fun of islam's "way with women?" i do not know any christian women who think this way. i think it is some women's fantasy. sort of like painting a picture of mary using shet and pornography. i asked that artist to try muhamed or the dali lama, but no reply

[alpinorico]

but you'd be afraid to do that one = )

[alpinorico]

save it for allah or your dad will slit your throat

[acr08807]

@Kamelkatze Thanks, Sherlock.

[acr08807]

The hyman is a myth. I've slept with a lot of virgins, and not one of them had a hymen.

[ssoliid]

@acr08807 it's probably because you didn't break it.

[acr08807]

@ssoliid Finally a sarcastic response worthy of the original post. Thumbs up!

[lalalachachacha0123]

this horrible on sooooo many levels

[Christianitylol]

haha that was great! Wondeful job ladies!

[hancoop2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH

[nachoramirezz]

GREAT  VIDEO...

[Dannidful]

wats lollipop lovin??

[avatarmn]

Where's all the Christians threatening to kill these ladies? Come on, don't fall behind the Muslims..

[Christianitylol]

@avatarmn I didn't see anyone draw a cartoon Jesus.

[alpinorico]

@avatarmn

that's not the way christianity works... maybe 500 years ago when people thought witches flew on brooms and men turned into wolves. what is modern islam's excuse for killing their daughters for talking to boys? you can make all the jokes about jesus or mary, but i bet you don't at night, when you are alone, or when you are 80

[avatarmn]

@alpinorico Wow you just replied to a comment I made 7 months ago.  I really must have nailed it.

[meb1982]

Hilarious.

[satansaysdie]

fuckin great

[vuotopiuscuro]

hymen amen!

[komuch]

shouldn't this be called "saving my hymen buddha." at least have the decency to mock your own religion.

[thepornkingman]

this makes me feel great im a athesit who lost his virginity at 13 hahahahahaha

[josephlopezsd99]

jesus is one lucky guy!!!

[1waterpower]

@josephlopezsd99 Hey, substitute Obama for Jesus. WHOA, let's sub Allah for Jesus. Can not get any more profane than that.

[CushionProductions]

lol

[OnlineCinemaMovies]

holy shit! lol

[LeadBeIIy]

Pretty funny stuff... I hope 4 strikes is ok too. I think it just might be, because I'm a dude.

[evolutionisus]

You make life in the Bozone worth while. I moved here the year after Equinox started and I been to most productions. I have turned many old friends around the world onto this site.

Thanks the Godesses for all such fun art.....

[spyhinken]

The Teen absence movement so to say, is like a religious cult. Freaky how it can be so big in USA, but not so surprising.

[jimmygotnew]

This is the kind of video that causes erectile dysfunction!!!

[jon11ny]

i think my dick went inside my body =/

[PistolPete2]

You can call this satire or you can call it comedy but I will tell you this, God does not like to be made fun of and neither does he like his church to be made fun of.

Rest assured, you will not be held blameless.

[brutalsheldon]

fuck you

[shotgunjoe]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[swmdal]

How do you presume to know what God thinks?

[Starflite]

Katie & Soren were my neighbors before we moved across town lol

Their improv is even funnier.

[NicolinoOh]

am i weird if i seen the hole song and video ? lol ? XD

[Endzones]

But, although, the idea of saving yourself till marriage is right on. But please note, THIS IS SATIRE AND NOT A SERIOUS VIDEO BY CHRISTIANS.

[txmcxlx]

I'm gay and my GF busted mine with a cucumber from the kitchen. Sorry guys!

[taliyeuk]

haha your a joker

[dziregl]

What a bunch of tools.

Telling a lot of children that they have to wait with the best thing in life just because some imaginary guy from a book "says" so.

They don't even have any good points in the song.

I know it's meant to be funny and all, I hope nobody takes this shite serious, because it's ignorant bullshit.

[juNKBroTHERs]

Amen-ra, or as those stupid Christians shortened it to, "Amen". I love how when you bring up Osirus, Dionysis, and other PreJesus figures (Jesi?) you get met with a blank stare. Right, so like 50 Jesus figures happened before him but he was REALLY the one? Please. Organized religion is such a scam, playing on the minds of the weak.

[josephgene]

Are you serious?

Seriously JunkBro, i didnt know people like you still existed in the world. I thought Natural Selection eliminated your species a long time ago. And yet, you are still here, like a cockroach. Find a whole and die.

There is no such things a PreJesus Figures and if you believe in Osirus, Dionysis(spelled Dionysus), and other Greco-Roman deities, the joke is on you, buddy boy.

If organized religion is for the weak, tell me why the most prominent people in history were Christians?

[skatelate2000]

it's coss a lot of christian not to be stariotypical but have you noticed they dont mind stepping on people to get what they want. I'm not saying that happens now but thats how it was. there people probably weren't originally Christian but got forced to convert. what do you mean there were no prejesus figures. um if you read the bible stories it tells of people that like jesus are on earth to do gots bidding. Not saying they were the same but there were people before jesus that god sent

[1091Floyd21]

There are a few technicalities I don't understand about the hymen: If the hymen bleeds on first intercourse then how come this mightn't end up with woman getting an infection. You know, with all those fluids lying about; semen, blood, urine particles, etc. Also, considering that the guy would be ramming away like hell, how come this wouldn't hurt her. Wouldn't the bleeding force the couple to stop? or at least ruin the sex???

[skatelate2000]

it actually does cause quite alot of pain for some women. I litteraly cryed and got into the fetal rape position scaring the shit out of my boyfriend. the women could get an infection but I think that the body is ready for this process to happen. if you have anymore questions feel free to ask

[1091Floyd21]

How the hell is a couple's first intercourse supposed to be special they have to endure this. My guess is it would make the guy feel guilty and want stop. I'm sure most others weren't as bad as your first time though?

[rachelclarkson1]

naw its like not a loada blood...and iv never heard of a woman gitin an ifenction...what kinda infection:L?

it hurts like but we women suck it up and carry on:L lol

[normanplombe]

god bless jesus saves america the beautiful.

[creationismisstupid]

"god bless jesus saves america the beautiful."

Jebus the super nationalist.

[whenhen]

Even though I don't agree with the message of the music video, that was brilliantly put together.

[voicesofthesouth]

I thank the Lord that the world still has good Christian girls like the two of you. Congratulations on saving your hymens...but do make sure to stay away from thongs--they make it easy for girls to inadvertently bust their hymens (or chap their sphincters!). Always remember that thongs are "gateway panties" & will easily lead to "doing the shame." I'm praying for you both and trusting that the sweet dove of peace will flutter about your nether regions until we meet in Glory...Sister Myotis

[thegirlnextdoor215]

are you kidding me

[broadcomedy]

Actually, yes. Yes we are.

[Dannidful]

@thegirlnextdoor215 wats lollipop lovin??

[ktrinathefrostyb]

Absolutely hilarious. And catchy!!

[rubyinrochester]

"lollipop loving"...ROFL.

[clearvision12]

Brilliant!

[Gard0n]

lmao!!!!!!!

[Sentenceenhancer]

LOL!

[petervds]

I like hymens...

[charlottexnyc]

hahaha..great!! it managed to be funny while also highlighting an important issue, to all the girls out there: your worth is not based on an intact hymen

[Angel18light]

your crazy but funny lol ♫

[ZootownTomm]

that was pretty funny

[kritav]

I'm a huge fan (I really like your stuff, I'm actually pretty normal sized). It would be awesome to complete this with the 5-years later sketch though. Happy greetings from Hotlanta, can't wait to see you guys back in Bozeman!

[ojomfeihc]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . muffins

[zulniey]

:)...........

[umbrella05]

teen's lol look like maybe late 20's

and never going to get laid

[katieagoodman]

Late 20's?! Bless you! We're pushing 40!!! :)

[whatsabudget]

Hilarious and poignant!! Great job!

[ComedyJesus]

Awesome!  5 stars and Subbed

[Jonnypaki]

Jesus starb in indien

[galadriel7777]

Lebte in Indien, logischerweise, mit Maria Magdalena. 2 Kinder: Lukas und Thomas: 10 Mio. Thomaschristen in Südindien..Kleine Engelansage..

[JohnPritzlaff]

Hilarious!  Screw patriarchal suppression!

[Niennakins]

Muffin munching is not allowed ? ):

Gosh darn it

[eMnMilys]

lol. awesome. Cause, ya know, a girls virginity determines her worth.

[1acount]

=heheheh,fuk u

[MarshmallowGirl17]

@eMnMilys imagine the opposite ,,, parents and teachers urging their sons to SAVE themselves for their wives :)

[eMnMilys]

@MarshmallowGirl17

it does happen, but not nearly as often. My husband's dad actually cried in church (he is a pastor) the day after finding a used condom in the trash when my husband was in high school...

[amberpie985]

You girls are awesome. For reals.

[MollsK17]

YAY BROADS

[TrixieFilms]

totally awesome

[cekoa]

"The Broads" are the Best!