George Lopez: Why you Crying? part 5

[0bibi0ramoz0]

ADM- Ay Dios Mio haha

[SuperDRJ1]

Sick ass G L lol

[Nina23JME]

So Funny Bec You Can Familiarize With What He Says.... He Is So Funny

[GGVG1489]

8=====D

[DanMCrisisX]

ELOTAYYYY

[seth5220]

We thought that carrata would hit the Volkswagen but it didn't. All while waiting or the light to turn green

[seth5220]

Terrible my family and I saw if a grocery cart would hit a Volkswagen Beetle it's going! Shit it turned at the last second! Carreta culon!

[elijahaguilar24]

lol

[etelu01]

OH MY GOOODD HANG ON!!!!!!!!

[wvernen]

We had the fruitman come every sunday selling whatever you wanted.

[TheeBrutalOrgasm]

Lawl this like my moroccon family xD

[Bluewolf1213]

Gurl: (on the phone) i know huh??

Gurl: I know huh?

Gurl: I know huh???

George: (he hangs up )

Gurl: Hey that wasnt Cool!

George: (imitating) I KNOW HUH

THE END Lls

[JamMix3R]

I love George Lopez n I'm dieng by laughing so hard at this but I heard some of these lines from his show but I stool love this

[millshan1]

The thing about not stopping the car is true about black people too :D

I know cuz I've done something like that -_-

[DerrickRosa1996]

babe babe babe babe babe...(sits on floor) i love you(crying) lol

[myniggaomar]

@DerrickRosa1996 i did that shit once O_O it was on the phone tho

[1Tammyzz]

TOO FUCKING FUNNY i LOVE GEORGE!

[ScKRAPPYF13]

PINcHE MEXIcKANS OUT THRE WIT A BROOM DAT FOO SAID

[lucidnuance3]

Piper, do you like a tangelo? Ha Haaaaaaa!!!



[XDahliaxDisasterX]

Carlos mencia makes fun of all races so does George Lopez. They laugh at life.

[ally7114812]

"I know huh?" lmao

[Metatality]

George Lopez- Politically incorrect

Carlos Mencia- Racist asshole

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

[salaslove1]

@Metatality You are soooo fuckin stupid!!! Lmao! It is all just entertainment...Get a fuckin' sense of humor!!!!

[arackas]

this is serio pedo shit ...ha ha ha ha ha

[wolfwoman77]

wow i love george lopez hes too funny

[wolfwoman77]

omg i love george lopez hes too damn funny

[miznunezable]

My Life Story:)

[gomezkun]

ELOTES!

lol - brings back memories of when I was a kid. That, and the 'paletero' and guy with the mangos :D

[libniLUSH]

el vianderooooo!

[362wowwow]

3:26 why dnt we fill up the car wit gas too?! X-D  LMFAO

[1Tanate]

I wouldn't like to be that microphone.

[Sdcali6191]

Haha instead of elote he says iloteeee

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

"Aye we just 'Berly' got here..." lmao!

[elvato31]

Jajajajaja go lik dat

[Mashichepe]

Oilo! muy chingon take two cars!! jajajaj

[InFaMOuS7000]

We berly got here lol XD



[RtyuioControlsYou120]

what does he mean by the "cakes" at 6:40

[crazylatino88]

@RtyuioControlsYou120 he says kegs, not cake.

[MrGumbyDog]

I love u! I'm not cryin I'm frustrated!! Don't leave or I'll kill u! Haha

[dancruz93]

Pinchi mexicans out there with a broom. Lolz

[sharpiesniffer4ever]

@dancruz93 LOL XD laughed so hard at that XD

[zacefronlovee]

"Piper, do you like a tangelo?"

Hahahahahahahahaha!

The whole thing with the Lexus is so true too!

[MrGalaxy095]

eloteeeeeeeeeeeees XD!! PONLE CHILE CABRON D:!!

[bianca122341]

hahahaha "do you love me?" "hey i'm here aren't i?!" lol



[Eurt76]

Lol go sit in the ash tray!

[MrSpeedemon2010]

I didn't come here to be quizzed LOL

[sexytomboygurl95]

hahah i love this!!!

OH MY GOD!OH MY GOD! lol

i love it when he imitates white ppl

[DM101lover101]

When he says "Piper, do you like a tangelo" I almost pee in my pants!!!

[fishler33]

I don't have a lemon tree but we steal from our neighbors lemon tree, hahaha now that's Mexican for ya!

[aznprincess140]

omg the lemon tree haha, I saw you know you mexican when...and the guy mentioned a lemon tree

[xXcv7chrisXx]

Eloteee...Eloteee!!! 5:30

lmfao

[morenia20]

hahaha back in Puerto Rico we had trucks that pass selling eggs, chickens (alive) donuts, plantains and stuff.

[sexytomboygurl95]

@morenia20 jajaja i know thats rite.i live in puerto rico.

lmao

[mastervictor123]

@morenia20 same in Dominican Republic. So true I love my Puerto Rican brother :)

[xxfrijolexx]

I have a lemon tree!!!! HAHAHA!

[Milic23]

1:51 is the funniest shit ever.. and 200% true.. PALO.!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[jootakahuy]

HAHAHAHAHA

[BriBrizee]

burley, iknowhe, ikr im black n i woulda watched him hit the pole n i woulda started straight buggin, Piper? man he got good everything good facials,verbals, n sound effects

[DanaJJohnson]

I've actually had that kind of corn over in Downey, CA. Lol. It's goooood :)

[TheGuyGinger]

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU! XDD

[cgscalijoker]

i know ha

[panch1sco]

2:13 PALO hahahahaha

[zorahida66]

This guy is amazing !!! Not only his verbal expression, but he manages to make himself a totally different person according to the culture he's willing to represent...Awesome!!!

[osverval]

Jajaja!

[ikiloveyou]

lol so funny it made me cry

[alejo19971]

LMAO LOL

[gigglesvalencia]

it's not only mexicans ,,central americans too,,el carro ,wooden spoon,disappier when adults are talking,,all that shit .....lo mismo mongolitas(special needs)your older cuzzing gives u his or her clothes..etc,etc..............­buena vida ,,y bien educados cabrones....my son dont like sauce in his spaguetties,,,cut de crust,,,no fat in the porkk ala chingada..jajajajajj whats our grand childs future...........but my 5year ,son and 11year old daughter still wacth de "george l show "ORALEEEE

[maylo420]

Damn I have done the car thing before.. i just watched someone scraped a pole

[maylo420]

2 cars true

[Goinbak2cali22]

Piper do u like a Tangelo?? LMAO!!!!

[lame127]

"hey watch whats going to happen!!"

oh fuck that was funny. i got sick from laughing

[saulrosa19]

wait for me!

[LukeBrownYes]

That part about the fruit and the corn was sooo funny.

They sell ice cream like that in my neighborhood. :D

[1990leslie]

lmao.... the car thing was funny.  You NEVER take two cars!

[naruto4018]

piper would u like a tangelou....LOLOLOLOL LMAO

[aprilfreshkid]

haha! all my mexican boyfriends were like that when they drank!! good stuff he speaks da TROOF! haha!

[TailsLuver]

hes abit off cause im not latino and and my families exactly like that XD i think its just the poor people as a whole (not saying all the latino's are poor though)

[dragonslayer423]

lol...

[yolie857]

9:10 am - "dont leave cause then i'll kill you" hahaha... scary.. macho man talking, than God I married white LOL.

[OhEmGeeItsIris]

im watching george lopez right now LOL

[OhEmGeeItsIris]

he got a whole bunch of jokes from george lopez wit da im here aint i and jack in the box from other parts

bab bab bab bab bab bab bab

lmfao

[knightamber]

i love George Lopez hes freaking funny

[HitWallProduction]

lol why does it seem i can relate to everything hes talked about?

[Shadyman55]

because you r a poor mexican. trust me i can relate to cause everything he says is true

[1CupcakePlz]

@HitWallProduction same here dude

[Akins560]

@HitWallProduction maybe ur mexican...

[dazzleme92]

gah!! freaken hilarious!!!

love him! =)

[undateablechic1942]

oh god i remember my mom would make me chase after the old guy peddling on the bike,"LOTTE, LOTTE, LOTTE"!!!! LOL!!! George Lopez just took me back!

[Maryvickles]

Not lemon treee but apple tree XD

[DRUMM3R105]

He is the funniest mexican ever I LOVE THIS GUY HES FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[xoxojennaluvsuxoxo]

@DRUMM3R105 2nd funniest. GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS THE BEST lol ;)

[lauraisbored1]

this shit is hella funny! VIVA MEXICO Y TAMBIEN VIVA MEXICAN PRIDE!! =]

[DanniCantSing]

And don't leave 'cause sas que, I'll kill you.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

TAMALESSS!!!!!!TAMALESSSS!!!!!­!thats what you hear on my street in mexico and PALETASSS!!!!!PALETASSSS!!!!!!­i forgot the other one but my parents would send me to buy some

[02cantor]

all the memories are comming back!hahahah

[chichiko56]

"and dont leave or ill fucking kill you" lol priceless

[shantiara12]

Babe..Babe...Babe...Babe..Babe­....lol

[jessikahhh1]

Gahhh .

My freaking idol :D

[zerobeloved]

iknowha

[499189]

george lopez is the most iconic latino out there haha

[SELASSIEPHYR]

eloteeeeeeeeeeeeessss hahahahaha

esta bien cabron este pedaso, so fucking cool, mexicans rule

[aureakayla77]

hellz yeah! mexican power!!!!

[jhordan92peacemaker]

CMC hahahahaa

[Shadyman55]

shit i just berly seen this

[darbz808]

haahha i gota lemon tree haha im hawaiian mexican we the same

[BRona617]

wat he say bout being sober and drunk is completeky true

[TheBigmac602]

hell yeah

[REstudios13]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[BossWarrior06]

ahh man..this brings me bacc....Had alot of fun at that age..he keeps sayin latinos are completely different...umm where im from we are exactly the same..Good times..

[71alexisdolphins]

florida,california,texas??

[YOYOYOKANDK]

fuckin gorge lopezzzz!!!!!

u make me lmfao!!!!!!!!

y do u have to be sssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo funnee??!!?!!!?

[Tatteeana]

Takes me back to chlidhood.. lmao!!!

I freaking Love him...

[datbean3r]

and dnt leave cuz ill kill you A lol

[evilfreethinker]

I like elotes  and I'm as white as a whiteboy can be.

[funney61303349]

UR ALBINO!?!?!?

[boijorj]

we do the same thing but with a mango tree...

[southsidefasho]

haha lol..i remember doin that when i was little. n i aslo did it with a broom xD

[LaSh0rTy13]

dammm George Lopez is The best...

iloooteessss... jejejeje...

dammm hes da motha fuckr best...

[andrewmalacara1]

lol i have a lemon tree and goats

[10science]

this shit is fucken funny "i like lemon in my menodo ok"

[Ivejudh]

iiiiloteeeee! iiiiilote!

[USNCorpsman]

its ELOTE!

[Ivejudh]

I know it's Elote! I am Mexican! that's why it's so funny!

[breeof2003]

iknowhuh?

LOL

XDDDDDD

[ChaosOmegaNova]

It is true for all races, there is alteast a small percentage of the populous that behaves in the manner he speaks of.

[RastafariPoet]

"Ey watch whats gonna happen" lmaoo