take about 5 dozen eggs

[classicZOSO]

Egoraptor should have used this recipe when he was kicked from Tester :P

[chillincello]

Classic..

[leefan626]

I tried this recipe all i got was a big ass mess

[timothy218]

Pause between 0:07 and 0:08, you'll be surprised with what you see....

[pokemonrocksyay]

i wish this were real cause i'd just show up multiple random places and confuse the FUCK outta some one XD!

[MrHighwind]

SIZZLING CIRCUITS!



[trulywired]

that's funny, your user name isn't egoraptor, and this video seems shorter than it should be.

[StarmenRock]

no description available

[TheIcesoulman]

da hell a just watched

[nerfonatic97]

This made me pee in my pants :D

[smellany1]

wtf thats hilarious!!!!!!!!

[harrydude95]

I think you should still put a link to the full video by ego raptor

[ghostfullystingy]

this is from egoraptor!! why are YOU publishing it?

[Romanian901]

@ghostfullystingy it has no censor :/

[dragonbreathstinks]

15 people didn't mix the fuck out of them.

[Graypigs29]

Shit did just get real

[TheAeroMechanic]

All I got was the world's biggest omlet which this millionaire guy bought from me for $10 million dollars...I didn't get what I wanted =(

[1doublecheeseburger]

@TheAeroMechanic With 10 mil you could probably buy a homosexual... assuming tha's what you wanted.

[purepk2]

Thumps up if you were like: wtf..?

[purepk2]

I was searching for a cook comercial, and i found this?

woah..

This vid is lame XD

I was like; dude wtf

[RAVENHAWX201]

dude i started to mix the fuck out of 12 dozen eggs at home, and i got this mega boner

i think egoraptor has discovered something

[TheTwelfthDoctor1]

Pose as a team, because 0:16!

[AngerWinsDisputes]

lolwut

[TheJolteon21]

LMAO!!!! WTF?

[sporeuploder15]

O_O

[TheHoffmanBiker]

lmao.

[n111254789]

this is the funniest dam thang i have seen in my life

[loytokega2]

got it to work... I am a mega-man

[Emlis16]

Where do you put the eggs again? Fuck, I can't get it to work ._.

[wiseman2131]

General Relativity: Pretty smart.

Electrical Engineering: Pretty fuckin' smart.

Mixing 5 Dozen Eggs in a Bowl: FUCKING PENIIIIIISSSSSSS.

[SpetznazM13]

Youtube is correct. No description available.

[thebrickdude2011]

is this a show or wat

[kat1011011]

oh yea!! shit jus got real

[ultimetacooler]

so never mix 5 dozen eggs ???? or I get penis ............ makes sense to me when has youtube ever lied to me

[Raze25001]

This is from Egoraptor

[sakkray]

whats the recipe to vaginaaaaa? just askin

[Gigameth89]

@sakkray The recipe for making Vagina is much more complex. But here it is. Since I know it;

Step 1: Take 40 grams of Butter and 60 grams of Flour and put them in a bowl.

Step 2: Mix the FUCK outta 'em.

Step 3: Leave contents of the bowl to stand.

Step 4: Go outside and create a social life for yourself.

You don't really need to do anything with the butter and flour...Just throw it away or somethin'.

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

Tried this in culinary class... RECIPE CONFIRMED.

[foxking39]

i dont get it...

[Unation667]

13 people didnt mix it right XD egoraptor ur freaking funny as hell (:P lol

[ilikepiecuzitsawsome]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>0:07<<<<<<<<<<<<­<<

[kevise1]

I just did all that and now i have a question. HOW THE HELL DO I GET THIS PENIS OF MY ARM!?!!?!??!!?

[LtFalconPawnch]

12 people hate Shit getting REAL

[MyCrash97]

Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin em in a bowl

mix the FUCK! out of them, and what have you got?

PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[PortableGameInformer]

Damn I love egoraptor

[stuffjustgotreal911]

mix the FUCK out of em

[chasflob]

Egoraptor made this. If you don't give credit to him you're a twat

[246buthead]

Woah, death by jizz anyone?

[gmaster991]

Give credit to Egoraptor, asshole.

[BeatzzzVideos]

press >> 0:08 << for infinite penises.

[BeatzzzVideos]

ROFL IRL

[portalgladoschell]

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[RedMage815]

Poor quality D:

[TinaFey1990]

jajajajajajajajajajaaaaa

[pkowner23]

What the fuck?

[LordTheft]

Yummy penis cake.

[LordTheft]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[superthehedgehog56]

0:07

[iamchris4lifefan11]

something tells me that wasnt a lazer that came out of that penis

[JustCallMeAndreW]

Press 4 for PENIS!

[Sprinkleincp]

@JustCallMeAndreW I know right lol

[nmboy3able]

shit just got fake for 11 people lol

[CCharmanderK]

11 people didn't get PENIS!!

[1t2t3t4t5t6t7]

DO WANT. MOAR.

[TacoShellzz]

Oh yeah shit just got real

[FrankiEmo92]

GOD DAMMIT!!! I FOLLOWED THE SAME EXACT RECIPE AND ALL I GOT WAS A VAGINA!!!

[SimonTheBest27]

@FrankiEmo92 you mix in the wrong direction

[SG45Gaming]

@FrankiEmo92 That's because you mixed the SHIT out of them. You gotta mix the FUCK out of them LOL XD

[m0a9r1c1e777]

mix the... FUCK out of them xDD

[megabruin22]

Penis!!!

[GhoulJikkalo]

Press 4 for PENIS!

[megabruin22]

Take about 5 dozen eggs rocks

[awesomeflyeoman]

When I first watched this I immediately WTF!!!!!

[InsaneReLiiCs]

I saw this video WAY before it got this many views. I'm such a hipster.

[MegaOmega001]

10 wish they had 5 dozen eggs.

[SAIL4323]

This makes Adventure Time and Regular Show look like sober, straight-edge cartoons.

[hifiguyification]

Canon penisss



[FluffyNinja85]

Boy, was I wrong... I thought you got scrambled eggs. *facepalm* lol

[Akuserusan]

I got a vagina.

[Yondaime5426]

9 people don't have a penis

[TheTwelfthDoctor1]

CUM ATTACK

[punksaske93]

so this is how you get maya (SMT:persona 3)

[XxShadowmeltxX]

OMG PENIS LAZOR!!!!!!!

[dinndinn33]

I attempted to make this but it did not work

[rishimgupta]

shit got real soooo many times today

[C00P3RSTUDIOS]

So all you need to make a penis is 60 eggs i never thought that it would be this simple :O

[smartshrimp98]

I did this in school, and my friends five lockers away from me screamed PENIS!

[rtm416]

thank you mitch

[Remflaz]

mix the FUCK out of them!

[imwatching55]

Falure. it is created by egoraptor for newgrounds and egoraptor. net

Oh wow now i sound like the end credits

[stevy6669]

egorapter take off

[greyhillman1]

I can see why Mitch liked this.

[emiel1234567890]

@greyhillman1

Oh yeah! Shit just got real!

[PCGamer688]

What the fu...?

[Yovkata]

6 people dont get penis 

[TheNumberGill]

I'm the 9,999 view. check out my quads

[doodlydot9]

5 gays didnt get penis.

[Marthbomber]

omfg they accualy showed the penis

[TheREALRandomOnes]

@devon00789 Then you did it wrong... Just like me, I didn't get Penis, i got vagina ._.

[Gunrose11]

two people didn't mix the FUCK out of them

[hayot619]

2 people dont have about 5 dozen eggs

[MegaMiniluigi]

@hayot619 make that 7.

[BeatzzzVideos]

@hayot619 which means they don't have a penis either :D

[remzin3]

mix the FWWWAAAARRKKKKK outta them

[beautyfulpink4]

yk what i got ? ...............

you take about 5 dozen rolls. ya put em in the microwave , you open in it up ,

VAGINA !! haha just kidding.

[nishdogg1]

Lol dis shyt funny

[devon00789]

I don't get penis, I get a huge mess, an angry mother, and a weeks worth of chores.

[theirkenboy01]

@devon00789 well then you obviously didn't mix the literal FUCK out of them

[Gam3Junkie7]

@devon00789 and a TON of omelets don't forget that.

[KingOfKatamari]

@devon00789 You did it wrong. You have to mix the FFFFUCK out of them.

[msh11201996]

@devon00789 yeah... this vid is called a "dick move"

[SamOliver4]

@devon00789 You haven't mixed all the fuck out of them. I can't blame you though, it's really hard. Takes forever too.

[XSouthXNightX]

@devon00789

Did you mix the fuck outta them?

[ImSuchaGamer]

@devon00789 >does chores >doesint have a job >Lives in mothers house

[BusRush10Fo]

@devon00789 did you mix the FUCK out'em?

[5olidus5nake]

@BusRush10Fo Need more Pylons



[MrTsquared88]

@devon00789 you must have done it wrong then! it worked for me!

[MrDajoker199]

@MrTsquared88 IT worked for me too

[MrTsquared88]

@MrDajoker199 the hardest part was mixing the FUCK outta them

[TehMoMoman]

@devon00789 I thought you were talking about masturbation.

[BlitztheDragon]

@devon00789 That's because you mixed the fuck out of them instead of da fuck outta em.

[pkraccoon13]

@devon00789

I think you forgot to mix the FUCK out of it.

[AmaziingHD]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

[UniverseRocket]

penis

[TheMrBraxton]

Penis!!!

[GalacticoRR10]

WTH haha

[223johnd]

i just died laughing XDDDDDDDDDDDD