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  • "HEEY looks Sam theres a Carrot!" lol she is so cute!

  • And just think; your tax dollars went to fund this film

  • correction; your tax dollars went to fund this commercial.

  • @jfritzyb well, at least someone had a job and then spent that money on things and that kept the economy going another day (or hour) so what?

  • He may be funny, but he's just shot himself in the foot with that defense bill... well fucking done Obama -_-

  • does anyone know what the song at the end is?

  • @moeiburke Climbing up on solsbury hill.

  • God is watching.

    There's nowhere to hide from the truth.

  • @eastariel Whose hiding?

  • bi-then Biden

  • More about teleprompters and speeches at nicolai-verlag dot de slash das-befreite-wort-blog. CU there.

  • hi

  • haha, chill out

  • @Mr5eXLove Teleprompter looking off paper I'm trying to see the difference and check his Berlin speech no Teleprompter lol lmfao

  • oooh baby I like it raaaaaw!

  • Barack Gambino / Joe Binanno 4 USA Federal Kosher Nostra Crime Family 2012

  • You cannot do those weekly addresses in one take, which explains those bloopers!

  • wow, talk about subliminal messages... This was one very weird vid, & I'm not the type to look in to things like this at all (usually), but it was hard not to in this...

    Did you guys see what was happening behind everything in this vid?

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  • Good morning, Mr. Sparkle.

    I said -- good morning, Mr. Sparkle!

    Have you ever seen the movie, "What about Bob?" starring Bill Murray? He has a goldfish named Gill who he says "good morning" to every morning.

    Do you ever feel like a fish in a fishbowl?

    I have two goldfish named Gill one and Gill two. I gave them a big tank, but I think they'd still prefer a nice muddy pond so they wouldn't feel so ... exposed.

  • I swear if this man wins again we make the riots look like child's play!

  • @mr94hitman lol, in your dreams.

  • The greatest president of all time!

  • 911 = MOSSAD ...FUCK DUAL ISRAELI CITIZEN JOE BIDEN AND JEW-OWNED BARRY OBAMA.

  • -----

    END THE POLICE STATE

    END THE EMPIRE

    END THE FED

    RON PAUL = President 2012-2020

    -----

  • ---

    War Criminal & Super psycho killer In Chief...

    ---

  • @LordKaisen Reagan also wrote some of his speeches or modified them extensively to the dismay of his speech writers. Reagan also didn't play ball with the globalist till he got shot then he changed, its as though Bush senior had Reagan under his thumb in the final years of Reagan's presidency. things got odd ofter the shooting.I wonder if the former CIA director did something to Reagan to cause his Alzheimer's surly Reagan would have reviled the BS Bush was doing if Reagan had a memory.. . .

  • Right on Monty jsnip is great. Great doodle by the way.Thank You.

  • There goes Biden again lol

  • Adios, Obama!!!!!

    

  • Even if this was fake i would see it.

  • before the teleprompter there was paper that politicians read. It's a pathetic argument to think that the prez just uses a teleprompter, and its one that is propagated by Murdoch's Fox News. Reagan used a teleprompter..hypocrite!

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  • well you made the trailer, now you have to make the movie!

  • Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay

  • so this is what our government is spending their time on?

    :(

  • @Takerfa Wow, you're stupid. This is something all the presidents do for the White House Correspondents Dinner and it's something anyone with Windows Movie Maker can create. Maybe next time put some thought into your insults before you run to the keyboard?

  • @brighidg Can you link me to a transcript of Lincoln's jokes from him Correspondents dinner? Or maybe Taft? I love how the actions of the latest bums Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Obama somehow reflect our hundreds of years of history.

  • @Takerfa It's probably just to relieve stress on their position.

  • I love how Obama puts himself 2 time Grammy award winning & his wife as fruit & vegetable activist lol :) I love Obama finally we have a president who can be serious & funny at the same time

  • @theofficalsofia2 Obama didn't make this... do you think he sat down at his PC, (or mac for you douches) and edited this? ... this was made by hired video editors and writers.

  • @xwar ..are you serious? Well, obviously he dind't do it himself. you really think he hasn't got other business to attend to?

    The fact that he had professionals done it shows us he can have a great laugh about himself.

  • @xwar Well, he still had to approve it.

  • obama is the best president ever

  • 2:23 MOLDOVA!

  • Maybe she never saw a carrot until she decided to run the food industry and try to tell us lowly citizens what and how to eat while she eats kobe beef,lobster, burgers and fries and lots of other things she thinks we can not have.

  • 911 INSIDE JOB (BUILDING NUMBER 7 DOES NOT TELL LIES?)

  • How to fix AMERICA THE RIGHT WAY: 1. BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW. 2.CLOSE 900 MILITARY BASES AROUND THE WORLD. 3.END THE CRIMINAL FEDERAL RESERVE. 4. IMPEACH OBAMA NOW.MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HIM. 5.END THE IRS. 6.CLEAN THE CONGRESS: LET'S FIRED THE PEOPLE THAT WORK OR EVER WORKED FOR THE BUILDENBERG GROUP OR THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION. 7.ABOLISH THE CRIMINAL PATRIOT ACT. 8.Secure Our Borders. 9.Be friends with countries.Associate with none. 10.Reopen 9/11 .

    11. END AL-CIA-EDA Vote Ron Paul 2012.

  • What's the tune from 1:53 to 2:11?

  • Seriously, base your TV advertisements for the 2012 campaign on this style of promotion. There is humor here, but there's also a lot of honesty. And mixed in is a message that's less direct or typical but equally genuine.

  • THIS IS GENIUS!

  • I kept waiting for the punch line...never came...at least not a funny punch line.

  • Why only he is the coolest black president in the united states

  • FYI, song is Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel

  • WHENS THE MOVIE COMING OUT?

  • Obama may not be able to talk without his telepromptor, but Bush couldn't talk even WITH his teleprompter!

  • What is the name of the song at the end? AWESOME!!!!

  • Whose masterful idea was it to use ODB as intro for the Veep? 

  • Who's Hub?

  • TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY TAKE IT

  • Kreative!

  • when jesus-ass on the donkey rides and goes to the temple, the donkey is before the door, but the rabbis eat kosher

  • @TheDuaneBrewer NO!!!!

  • ooooohh baby i like... natalie portman? lol

  • 1:19 - - Biden SWAAAAAGGGGG. That is a ride or die homeboy right there. I love Biden :-) Obama/Biden 2012

  • @PerfectAngel316 Hah! I can't believe you would vote for someone due to their "swag"! We should have sent you back to Africa!

  • @PerfectAngel316 hahaha i guess your still blinded by his empty promises of hope and change. You and the rest of the sheeple are probably fall for his charm and bullshit once again. Keep in mind i was one of the sheeple who voted him into office in the first place. Not this time around RON PAUL 2012.

  • Presidents have been using teleprompters since Kennedy. The guy before Obama still couldn't speak well with one. Anyway, Obama crushed Republicans so bad at their own caucus without a teleprompter that Fox News had to cut away in the middle of Obama speaking. The whole thing is up on YouTube, Obama puts down every talking point.

  • Humor in politics? What happened America? You used to have such a serious and pompous attitude that was refreshing in the world. Another example of the John-Stewartization of political discourse.

  • @iamgerg there is nothing wrong with a little humor in politics, hell if anything politics need a little humor. No need to always be serious

  • Jimmy Kimmel's version of Bush is better :D

  • jimmy kimmel spoof was better.

  • lmao propaganda at its finest

  • @RebelRouserMC Good thing it isn't TV related then and maybe you should reach beyond your Removed-from-Reality, Conspiratorial websites for your news.

  • @mados123 ,your a real dumbass

  • @RebelRouserMC It's "You're a real dumbass," dumbass.

  • i love how hip our government is. keep up the great work!

  • I almost died when Michelle said "Look, a carrot!"

  • wheres his pimp jacket?

  • he only makes the effort to 'look' important. he's a wrong'un..whats new? watch this puppet rim around the global climate issue..trash from coasts hundreds miles in every direction..record breaking emisions..devotely wasteful..WHAT IF RUSSIA,CHINA,JAPAN,EUROPE AND KOREA REALIZE THAT USA WILL NEED SHACKLING TO ENSURE GLOBAL SURVIVAL. WE EMIT MORE CO2 THAN ALL COMBINED(ONLY 300MIL OF US)..THEY WILL....THEY SEE US BURN COAL LIKE CAVEMEN..for a gangster society,globaly we stand foolishly alone??thnx

  • Inb4 People in comments say "NO FUN ALLOWED IN THE WHITE HOU"-.. Oh wait..

  • lol

    

  • I AM STILL BEING ALIVE

    I HAS VIDEO OF PROOF!

  • haha lol.

  • Maybe if they actually release this film, it might generate enough revenue to get the US out of debt and solve world poverty along side with it! :D

  • LOL... It's so funny how he killed 2+ million innocent Iraqi's and Afghani's men, women and children... What an adorable president we have... USA... USA.. USA... Fighting 3 WARS for no reason... USA... USA... USA.... Borrowing money from CHINA that we can never pay back.... USA... USA... USA....

  • Compare the stupid looking guy from the middle east who came in a plane to Detroit with something like a box of matches in his shoe and underwear.....

    with the accuracy and precision of the NAVY SEALS who swept a cave-gutter looking ''mansion'' and killed the BLIND DEVIL who was hiding in it just in 40 minutes.

    Mama Mia !!!

  • Now the rest of the terrorists are becoming aware of the old saying that reads: ''You can run, but you can't hide.''

    They are thinking: '' if they got the big DOG, they can get us too.''

    Hey, the SEALS are not done yet. And there is no place too far in the globe for those NAVY SEALS to go and get their prey.

  • awsome, its also funny because after this was uploaded right before the got bin laden.

  • Heeeey look, Sam, there's a carrot!

  • @m0ribund Cheers, I hate it when I recognise a song and can't put a name to it.

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  • "hey look sam there's a carrot"

  • Ahahaha this actually had me laughing, it also reminds us that the two highest-ranking officials are only human after all. Also, I'd love a job at State-Run Media Productions!

  • @youngdrodeau

    They even made a joke that night about no one knowing where Osama was.

    And the President laughed alone with the joke giving no hint that he did know the location.

  • @youngdrodeau yo mama likes it raw. you're proof of that

  • @IVtomatoXX Hmmm.Wouldn't the same statement be true for you?Or were you the product of a condom breaking?

  • @youngdrodeau TEST TUBE BABY BITCH. I HAVE 2 MOMS! JOKES ON YOU!

  • @IVtomatoXX No.I think the jokes on YOO if you got 2 dykes for parents.BASTARD.

  • @youngdrodeau HAHA just kidding. i'm adopted

  • @IVtomatoXX Oh.Well...there's nothin funny about that.So...

  • This is hilarious! You go Obama!

  • @azxcf8888 You are so cool.

  • Natalie Portman FTW!

  • Well Obama, others may make fun of you for relying on your teleprompter, but remember this: many of us (myself included) couldn't do as well as you do without a teleprompter, even if we had one!

  • This is fucking hilarious!

  • What's the song at the end?

  • @ImAllFact, or possibly I disagree with how he is handling the poor socioeconomic state of America, along with mishandling trade policies and foreign relation? And yes, I'm such a racist because I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS! So, if I didn't vote for a white guy, I'm racist against my own race? I'm confused. If I didn't vote for an Asian, I'm racist? You are screwing things up, man.

  • @drewnito It's called having fun.

  • what the HELL! CAN'T TALK WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER! RIDICULOUS!

  • no more words wow never thought he would shut up !

  • This is just so he can get more votes...

  • @drewnito Sorry, but I disagree.....However, in any way, the fact that his directing of the Armed Forces was effective at finding and killing the face of terrorism of the last 20 years in only 3 years, when Bush's direction of the Armed Forces didnt even come close after 7 years, pretty much guaranteed for him a second term.

  • watch?v=UpdrFLPxh8E (osama bin laden alive NBC CONFIRMED)

  • what's the song playing at the end called?

    

  • @emperormilk Solsbury Hill

  • whats the song when Biden first shows up?

  • @patdt13 Shimmy Shimmy Ya by Ol' Dirty Bastard

  • @patdt13 Fucking patdt13's mother.

  • OBAMA IS THE BEST!!

  • @jjlinert really i think he is a pritty lame guy

  • @jjlinert

    No, no he isn't.

    Ron Paul 2012.

  • @Ilikemustard Heh heh. Ron Paul will never win a presidential election. Ever.

  • @mattweihl

    Keep telling yourself that. ^_^

  • @Ilikemustard Ditto to you. There's no way that Ron Paul will be elected; GOP leaders won't allow it.

  • @mattweihl

    >implying GOP leaders control the election

  • hahahahahaha obama cant speech, he needs a teleprompter

  • @Zombie1Veteran Lol Obama can't speech.  Maybe you'd do well with a teleprompter as well :D

  • This was hilarious throughout, but when "Solsbury Hill" started playing I'm fairly certain I had a near-death experience. Way too much funny.

  • 1:36 gurl I want that outfit!!!!

  • losing the teleprompter and yet still winning.

    BI-WINNING!

  • is this ment 2 b funny coz i live in the uk and i dont get it!!! or is it an american style comedy idk!??!??

  • @JagopersonOfficial

    No. Its supposed to be funny (American Style). They are just failing miserably

  • @143mcapstick oh rite. coz us brtisih never get american comedy lol

  • @JagopersonOfficial Not many doctors I know spell right as "rite" and because as "coz"... And very rarely have I heard of doctors referring to people as "massive cunts". I always thought a certain level of maturity was reached with certain levels of education...

  • @AgujaAzulMD I am not a doctor of medicine, I mean I have a doctors degree. And this is the internet so I can be informal you twat. I think you are the immature one - I am just so fucking pissed off with people like you

  • @JagopersonOfficial You're just an idiot. Don't worry.

  • @NikiPaprika Fuck off you stupid cunt. I don't find it funny just my opinion! You really need to stop judging people so fast. I have five A Levels and a doctors degree you twat.

    People have different opinions get over it! It is called diversity it is what makes the world interesting so don't dismiss it.

    Gosh you are such a massive cunt!

  • @JagopersonOfficial Whether you're educated or not, you need learn to calm yo tits.

  • your right, there may not be much I don't agree with, what he says , but your right I don't much agree, with what he says, what can I say , I have a right to disagree.

  • tour right, there may not be much I don't agree with, what he says , but your right I don't much agree, with what he says, what can I say , I have a right to disagree.

  • great video. greetings from germany

  • @CKcooperS dude, it's "alive" ... that wasn't live! ;)

  • @chefawkes Not many people believe everything that comes out of this White House. Look at the birthers, who you can't blame because it took so long for the release of the "birth certificate". My point was with the huge number of people who now no longer trust our government, they should have bent over backwards to provide better proof.

  • is this a real movie?

  • lol Joe Biden. Clearly the best team ever! Obama Biden 2012!