ORIGINAL SONG (Serious Video)

[TheSkittlezluver1]

I write this song on EVERYTHING :D

[vanessacorella888]

"God! I need to take a bath"

[thepaligap]

THE BEST VIDEO EVER and the coolest dude! The Pali Gap are huge fans.

[VoodooMagick]

Are you Fred?

[victhedestroyer]

wtf is this ugly chick even talking about

[giorgio345]

hahaha I can relate to this, I work at Subway and they have chocolate chunk cookies and I'm always thinking to myself, why can't they just call it a chocolate chip!!

[PalmtreeLoving]

I was serious........Seriously LAUGHING :P haha made my lifee.

[ChloeLubsYouu]

it's totally serious

[scrabers13]

So now when I watch this video I kinda just skip the first 50 seconds...

[MissFaithHall]

why are your teeth so perfect?! 

[Oberonmirandatitania]

I love you-'re shirt.

[axoxg13]

i tried so hard not to laugh. LMFAO i gave up at 1:02 idk why xD ily drewww

[Sweeney109]

This song pops up in my head at the most random of times.

[TWIFAN199]

put this on itunes. I want to buy it. it is deppressing i cant.

[HollowDolly]

i TRIED SOOOOOOO HARD to stay serious!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[KATIEBERRYMAN]

I wish i knew you in real life. I would make you my best friend.

I've been subscwubed for 2 years. You're sooooo hillarious, Drew! :D keep it upppp

[mrsarit6]

has videos subtitulados

[briannnnnnnnnnnnnnne]

kinda random but... he looks like james franco with long hair... :D

[yaSuckingTINYx]

your so cute <3

[ThatsMrSirBabiiFace]

niiice :}

[Str4wb3rryM00nP13]

There is  HUGE di-ffer-ence between chocolate chip and chocolate chunk for sure!!!

[cigaretteskinny21]

@mytoecold you are the greatest person who ever lived in the entire world. YOU ARE GOING TO GO FAR! Like John Candy but without the extra 300 pounds and the death at a young age

YEAH

[TheyCallMeSarahhh]

okay,

dead. xD

[MagenRayne]

Okay please tell me this isn't really serious.

O.o

[Flurolamp]

@MagenRayne Okay please tell me you aren't really that stupid

[theywilltearusapart]

I just fell in love.

[AstroZombie28]

if you knew how many people I confuse and annoy on a daily basis by singing this song I think you'd be very proud.

[ChelseaChoo101]

well one has chocolate chunks :)

[phantasmagoriarc]

AW! :)

[allibrenny]

this is the next number one song in the US. :D

[whatever1434]

"I need to take a bath.."

[leahcatastrophe5]

<3 i love you.

[Audrigirl333]

BuAhhhhhhahahahaaaaAAAA :)

[21dandandan12]

"I need to take a bath" :D

[beaumoose]

I was baking chocolate chip cookies today and this song was in my head the ENTIRE TIME. :)

[TheMaddieBanana]

i like ur ghostbusters poster :)

[AyaaMD]

I like it :P I started dancing. HAHA.

[AMBJDB94]

hahahahaha i friggin love you drew hahahahahahahahahahaha

[hellobeachrawr]

I need to take a bath... ahhahaahhaha

[charleegurl99]

@mytoecold, pls explain to me, was your cookie video a joke? or are you just a really good actor?

[ubertastic123]

Wait are you a boy or a girl

[CentralPerkHangout]

Baha! I thought you were serious. XD

[charleegurl99]

how would that explain anything? it makes no sense....

[peepzrock]

:')

Spiritual awakening.

[PEEPSaPLENTY]

Oh my god. That was so beautiful.

[cedricrlongreen]

haha : D

[assholezX3]

Ohhhhh xD ok i seee but the song was amazing:)

[assholezX3]

Y were u getting emotional at the end dude??? o.o

[alysettlesclumsily15]

@assholezX3 Dude it was a joke:)

[SuperMsariel]

dis was super funny

[Kristincaputo]

I am SO in LOVE with this video! Thank you so muchfor making my day!

[snorgisborg2]

make a rap version!

[kyren5]

I'm confused is this searios

[LilWazeeMan]

the new one sucks ass

[MsMisspirate]

:D

[nicole2793]

Omg so genious!!

Haha Awesome!

[LillyKakes]

Nice.

[xXEmmiiieeeXx]

Amazing xD

[Riku668]

dude nice singing!!! :)

[suicidalpanda789]

is this for real

[kisskissbeckyd]

Put this on an mp3 on mediafire please! omg I need it

[umbrellasontoast]

you

are a genius!!!

[jbdanielle20]

ugh i thought you were really going to sing..damn...

[bknygurl]

I'm sorry... I think you're awesome...but I don't understand that song thing...how is that serious?

I'm confused

that's not serious right?

[Bingo1059]

@bknygurl Lol, it's a joke. He builds it up to make it seem like its going to be a real serious song, but then he makes it a funny joke. All the funnier. :) .

[bknygurl]

@Bingo1059 ahh... I see, I feel like an idiot now, but it's cool lol

[bknygurl]

I'm sorry... I think you're awesome...but I don't understand that song thing...how is that serious?

I'm confused

[MaxineOfficial]

I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!!!! Lol

[NiamhAndHerGuitar]

I now know all of the words. I can now express my feelings as a cookie girl.

[slantmaster]

also is there a transcript of the lyrics you can give out so I can force my friends to sing this to me?

[slantmaster]

This song comes in second for the best song in the entire world, directly after the coconut song from lion king.

[lilyblue11]

my mom was making cookies, and i noticed the chocolate chips were big. so i said they were chocolate chunks. my mom and i just looked at each other and started laughing. because we started singing this song.

[pennywingz]

Hello,

This is perhaps my favorite thing on YouTube to date, besides Starkid Potter. This song is one of the best original songs I have ever heard. Thank you for being so creative with yourself. It is most appreciated.

[tdkfangirl]

I'M DEAD. Your hilarity amazes me. I can't believe I actually thought you'd be serious! xD

Ughhh, you're better than those other "artists" you be talkin about.

[terratonic]

This song changed my life, and with the help of this video I lost 15 pounds and became a better wife and mother.

P.S drew, you rock my socks ;)

[aae595]

So what made u wnt to go into the field of cookies?

[dejalugo]

omg haha ive shown this video to so many people at my college! youre welcome ;]

[aae595]

Have your agent call me. That was amazing! I love your videos sooo much u r so adorable:) ! I wid say the I love u br I any no u ...

I love u in it videos! Ya thts a good way to put it

[mileyz1fan7]

this song is....amazingg:)

n ur a cutie:)

[jodoyo96]

; Just peed my pants . (:

[SophiaKayla1723]

That was hilarious dude awesome

[Hollistergal214]

Me and my friend have to memorize our speeches and instead of doing it... we memorized this whole song. You are effing hilarious.

[allypucuz]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life. you dont even have to try to make people laugh because you are just a genuinely funny person. i love all your videos and i really dont understand how anyone can think you are a girl....wellp. the end. <3

[pinacoladarach]

i love you so much.

[lilyhp27]

I constantly ask myself whether your on drugs.... BUT I STILL LOVE YOU! hehehe!

[rerirochbo]

"I feel like I just drained all my emotions" LMAO

[rerirochbo]

You're SO amazing!!!!!

[aimexgoesxrawr]

That was so heart felt and sensitive of you.. :)

I loved the sweet melody of the girl part....teach me how to sing? please?

Haha! P.S. Your amazing.

[GS95ER]

HOLY COW! you have like PERFECT teeth

[MissPrincessxx22]

Hehe, hes so cute! ^_^

[TINGLEY99]

this guy has the best humor ever... not going to lie

[MrsTotally]

You're my new favourite YouTuber.

[sorryaboutthedoom]

this should be the next rick roll

[Eldoce381]

That was good

[primplegirliessxoxo]

i love you drew.

[Morgi72]

You look like you were about to cry...

[OhMyNykkers]

i love it.

[lailaneyluv]

@Zeemsa No, he's with the Cookie Girl :) hehe

[hetrawow]

sorry I laughed at you

[DevvourBookReviews]

LMAO! I had to watch the video over and over over over over! because I could not stop laughing.

[xelectrickissx3]

lmfaooo i love you

[Resorcery]

lol i love the begining cuz when you started the song i laughed but not at you just at the lyrics.

[heylookitskharmen]

.......my dads a psychologist

[nanabanana617]

i would appreciate lyrics



[Channy93x]

LOL.. i just loved it showed a lot of creativity

we all love cookiess :P

[fiftypgirl1]

Pause at 0:08 :) 

[stutterbug95]

I just have to tell you this that song has changed my entire life you just opened my eyes! There is a whole world out there just waiting for me! Cookies need girls and its just amazing remember this when you are feeling down just remember its chunks not chips.....ThankYou

[liljoe787]

That was hysterical! I loved it lololol 

[waitawholesecond]

I am just in love with the way you say, "What is the Diff-uh-rents?" HAR HAR XD

[Boozikenz]

haha I knew you weren't gonna stay serious! XD

[cindyisawesome01]

iAm A Cookie Girl! :D You Should Make A Shirt That Says That![;

[MattShea369]

Okay, you totally had me. Good job with the "this is serious" thing. :P

[1corz]

Is this a serious song? It's so funny =D yes I'm a cookie gurl :D

[ben401334]

That was cute :3

[gohashmeer]

HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT. that was amazing.

[xXubercutieXx]

I lol'd so bad.

[rainbowbarf01]

omg your not gay aha ok. you just sound feminime. my friend said you were gay but naww your not haha. i love your videooosss. your so knowlagableeeeee.

[GreenAms]

he just wrote the next B.E.P song! :P

[KitCat9578]

This is the greatest song I have ever heard. Ever.

[llawlrus]

This is now my ringtone.

[gathpunkgal101]

weird

[jodienicholsonX]

i love you!! can we be friends:)?

[thisisniki123]

......i miss you.

you should perform this at the grammys

[cameronishott]

Drew Monson, will you marry me?

[enjoiskate13579]

"Well what is the diff-er-rencee," "Well one has chocolate chunks!"

[snorgisborg2]

Are you a strait male with a girlfriend?

[premadonna17]

You no longer sound like a female... O.o

[faith6195]

Had a dream this was on the radio o.o

[minimimiscule]

Bonjour! I love the emotions in your voice when you explain your video! I appreciate your sincerity, it's for that TRUE person i voted! See ya:

[UvNvowns]

haha love it!

[tommygirl455]

I understand you completely. The chocolate chunk is a metaphore for the chunks of your heart. You wanted her to tell you what was in your heart, but she already knew. It was much more complex that an ordinary "chocolate chip" heart, it was a chocolate chunk heart.

Wow. I mean, wow. This song was just... almost indescribable. But I'll describe it for you anyway.

It was like a sugar induced coma attacking my still beating heart.

[TheLizlovell]

I need the lyrics.

[lindalomaz]

this can be a big hit. GREAT JOB!!!!

[lunalover1996]

That was funny in not a mean way but in a botdf kinda way :) haha i liked it, I'll prolly be walkin down the halls screamin' COOKIE GIRL now xP

[ArrieStarr]

I would love for you to father my children one day. X]

[snowhusky005]

So...beautiful.. it's like.. it went right through my soul and just.. HIT ME.! Oh my gosh.. I love you.

[theoriginaljanebo]

You went really deep with this song. It literally made me cry. I had no idea anyone could write anything so powerful.

[mudderfudder411]

I love you

[layzee94]

@xxJustaShadow indeed i did. haha

[msmikismiles]

AAHHHH DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH IN YOUR CLONED CATS???

[Immabea123]

Genius.

[KendraaaaS]

Can i be your cookie girl?

[ryanrexruiz]

i swear this has been stuck in head for ever now :)!!!!

[blood0willow]

Best song evar.

[puppyluver1019]

I laughed so hard at this because it IS modern music today.

[BoyInThePenguinPants]

i cried.... so... amazingggg

[rollodolo]

you are the greatest person alive, LOLLLL

[cutiepie4004]

my new favorite song...O_O

[KiriiiXo]

I'm going to be honest, well I laughed, thought it was really funny, but I love it hahah its really catchy :P

[TheCheyestGirl]

You don't sound stupid.

[FreedomFighter1293]

that really got me in the heart strings... *sniff* it was beautiful :)

[parapluiebleue17]

WELL IT HAS CHOCOLATE CHUNKS.

p.s. lol @ everyone who didnt get this ahah

[IFearCaterpillers]

It hit my heart ♥ :D

[nickjonaslover110000]

I honestly am not trying to be mean! I sware. This is a serious question! Are you gay?

[mytoecold]

@nickjonaslover110000 no! i have a girlfriend

[bieberfevveerr]

@mytoecold FRICKEN . SHOW . US . HER . please (:

[BieberPowerHour]

@mytoecold idk what falletio-idk how to say it. what is it??

[hahabinga]

@mytoecold ok, don't be so exclamation mark!!!!

[TheClarenceJr]

@mytoecold Thenn aree you bisexual.? No offense whatsoeverr., Just wonderingg.

[lovemekp]

@mytoecold You have a girlfriend?! I'm so happy for you! xD haha

[PeaceLoveEtc]

@mytoecold cha, its me

[whitehorse711]

@mytoecold Damnit..

[whitehorse711]

@mytoecold Damnit..

[neptuniumforest]

@nickjonaslover110000 "sware".. hes probably the acceptable term 'bisexual'!

[magicalllamas123]

the most beautiful song ever,it made me cry :'3

[WhileRidingBicycles]

OMG YOUR VOICE IS DIFFERENT O:

[Emtany2013]

I LOVE YOU, SO MUCH!

[layzee94]

i believe u like dicks. in ur bum. hard.

[ZeeTawny]

I'm sorry I laughed. HARD.