the real uk army

[CookiesAndGaming]

This is the US army though, UK is the best trained in the world DUDE.

[777kevin777lucky]

its kindoff funny tht brittaian holded their own in ww2 intill america joined to help the allies advance

[tdcpm27]

@777kevin777lucky The English language not your strong suit?

[777kevin777lucky]

@tdcpm27 no lol

[stridetide155]

lololol looks at all these mad brit fags

[rimacho14]

this is the british army for sure the american army is way better. you british are problebly just drinking tea all day.

[TheOverlord80]

First this is just a mistack the solgers (sorry spelling) made any army would of done the same and second I am prety shoure when i have seen thid clip befor it whas US troops.

[jackere2k7]

this int even the army its the royal marines commandos, the elite infantry of the royal navy

[thingy332]

not gone well...

[BKsMassive]

WTF?

this was on the red nose day program for charity ¬¬

this isnt even real.

they dont have any badges or anything.

[petehutcheon]

seen this before.... this job isn't normally done by the army, it's usually the royal marines. don't think it's serious anyway as you wouldn't plan a beach asault on thick mud like that

[ALPHATWINZZZ]

This was done for charity.

[HumanSayNo]

good to see we have professionals defending our freedom

[abbigayil]

They deserve to have fun as they are out fighting, no matter what armed forces they belong to, we all work together.

Big up to all the troops in afghan especially 104 FS BN with my mr Patterson xxxx

[marks9591]

wow i thought every one on here says there the best trained .not to impressive

[AlabamaSoldier]

Anyone can make mistakes.

That was pretty funny though.

[mattbaker55]

Actually its 40 Regiment Royal Artillery. Another case of Gunners thinking they can be Infantry or Marines but failing miserably when it actually comes down to it.

[Elitepoosniff]

There royal marine commandos not army, and no it didnt cost you any money

[sniperusg50]

how much did that cost the tax payers, (fuel, cost of cleaning, damage to materials, wages) im sure it cost a min of £100 that i had to pay so they could fuck around

[cragoosh]

fuck off you miserable boring cunt! thanks

[liamuk08]

@sniperusg50

This was for Charity, calm down people.

Can't people see obvious jokes any more? maybe next time the video is uploaded, "This is not real!" should be watermarked across the middle of it.

[sniperusg50]

@liamuk08 if its for charity then its ok, from looking at it it just looks like there wasting time and our money. and to the other people yeah they should have fun but on there own time and with there own res.

[matthew220891]

They're the Royal Marines, not the Army.

[sdamhusin]

iraqe earth hate you

we are not need you

free iraq

[MCPOCHRIS021]

@sdamhusin in a word....no ROFL and COPTER

[wiganerrmc]

it was a prank

[fukmeimhorney]

Its bad now with no music sorry guys :(

[VillaMan08]

Why would you slag off the British Military, when you know this is a wind up on some recruits? what have the British done to New Zealand to get you pissed off?

[varlb002]

read the info...

[Photobyke]

This was a set by another company, which is why it was video taped. Inter-company jokes and pranks are common in the British army, and this isn't the worst one. It's also not the first, and it won't be the last.

[matthew220891]

Clearly you made that up. It's the Marines, not the Army. So obviously you don't actually know what happened. So don't lie.

[Photobyke]

The British Army is a general term for the armed forces of the UK. I said it was set up by another company. Perhaps you should stop being so pedantic

[wiganerrmc]

wrong this is army this is royal artillery set up by royal marines because RA said it was easy to do beach landings so thay set them up y do you think there are cammras and 2nd thing is royal marines dont use them boats

[cragoosh]

stop crying about whether or not its the army or marines! its supposed to be a joke so who cares you boring miserable tithead, get a life

[NatBradz]

that was pretty funny but it was bull i mean even i would get out of that with the training ive learned

[PearceMC1]

LOL thats funny. Its training and i beat they were set up LOL. Im english and its funny.

[cra83]

exactly, leonwiganer! I've heard the same explanation from a few different people so i'd agree with that! Plus, like you said, why would anyone be videoing such a mundane operation?...

[splashie777]

have to admit though in a real combat situation - theres goes 1 years worth of the most demanding training imagineable and 5 good men gone to waste all because of abit of sand and crappy intel . . . . figures

[jwalsh8]

im pritty sure this was actually a prank played by the officers.

[danielkrieger1]

dude they were just traning i saw the real video not war its ok to screw up if your training besides its fucking quick sand for gods fucking sake you thing its easy to get out of that

[thehazord]

thats not the u.k..... the u.k. has the best trained army ever.

[PurebredLondon]

@thehazord it is but they done this as a joke the americans use it to wind us up lol but we all no america has a shit army so i find it funny xx

[thehazord]

purebred. if the u.s. and the u.k. went to war we both know who would win. U.S.

[masivman]

@thehazord ha i dont think so we would hammer you ... you couldnt even save the twin towers and the pentigon when there was a no fligh zone on both the citys ... where we brittish welll even hitler couldnt manage to break our defences it says that says it all america would be like a free range for us we could have bets on the airforce to see who would nock the biggest and most important building down first where as you guys would fail at even breaking our airforce same as hitler ...

[masivman]

@thehazord the american army couldnt hit a barn door with a cricket bat haha ...

[chris4236]

@thehazord That is british mate, Thats our British Marines messing around.

[rimacho14]

@thehazord not really

[CookiesAndGaming]

@thehazord This is US of course.

[westcraven14]

Just like to let you know if the sound was not off you would find they are french not english i have seen the propper full vid to this its a french piss about

[almightyhaggis2002]

sorry mate they are british. first tell tale sign is the british dpm second is they all have sa80's.

[royalsignaller101]

they are booties not army and i dont think someone from new zealand can bragg about much

[fukmeimhorney]

Well the audio was removed, which makes this video bad

:(

[Hamodyxxx0]

no comment ob those xD s

[kenilasan]

lol

[davediesel90]

Fair play to ye lads, I'd say they were bursting their arses laughing about it after, all part of the game!

[stephen1206]

if that was d day they wuld be fuked

[sajjad172]

these guys can onlys suck talibans cocks hahahahahahahaha

[Hamodyxxx0]

U GOT RIGHT ON THAT

[Alfrey619]

well you only killed 283 army service men we killed more than a thousand taliban

[GrittyPunk]

Hahaha

Like you do?

Yes indeed you stupid little Sajjad mongrel raced scumbag

[darksoul159753]

LOL they had no clue

[bobbins05]

lol funny stuff but this was a set up joke on the soldiers there. :P

[kettlewell]

Training video.. We get trained to deal with such a situation.

[Gagne320]

if thats the uk army  god help them all...lol

[gonnerboy12345]

okay this man who put this vip up is from new zelend the leach of the aussies and + id like to see new zeland in irag cos they whould get creamed

[nailsworth123]

Just about sums it up

[mitchellluviinkath]

british army is the best and allways will be

[Phil1796]

with out brtian the usa wodelt be a super power

[Jattmafia313]

vice versa

[jamesyiy]

you can tell that was a joke plus british are more smarter than this atleaset brits can get things dun unlike uthers.

[ShaunChapman1992]

The British Amry All The Way!!!!! The American Army Are Probly A Bunch Of Obese People..... lol

[Alpraz12]

wow dude..

you know our countries are allied right?

[raiderslax22]

at least we didnt run out of iraq haha

i was going to be in support because were allied but fuck that after that comment

[raiderslax22]

good one

originality is pouring out of that comment

[rimacho14]

@ShaunChapman1992 the us is army is away better the you brits

[TehMattz]

@ShaunChapman1992 How somebody could be so stupid is truly amazing, honestly. "The American army are probly a bunch of obese people" Wow, way to butcher the English language, buddy. There is not one obese person in the US army I can tell you that much, and the fact that you would assume something based on civilian statistics is extremely stupid. Go back to school.

[00000Dean00000]

I love the way the Americans are on here hating on theBritish not realizing this video was a practical joke.... we love the fact that the rest of the world sees us as the best army in the world.... we love the fact that we won the Sandhurst cup almost every year (apart from the one time when Canada won it) dispite the fact it is held in the USA who have never won...

deary me.

[passi62]

this is a trick the royal marines played on 40 regt RA when they were ment to have rekied a suitable beach landing zone for the RA beach landing training. so dont give me this red neck inbread cousin fucking bullshit about how you think your fources are better then ours. Because thets face it, youve never won a war since the american civil war...

[GunnerMike3147]

wow damn right that goes to show how bad the britsh army sucks

[chubz2k7]

Fuck off arsehole

[Alpraz12]

shut the hell up gunnermike..

the UK army is becoming better then ours

and besides were ALLIED so wow

[Setpblock]

OMG

[falken100]

Lol! Great vid mate. Brilliant:)

[bannanahomie]

why has britain got such a clever funny way of humour? (no offense america)

[bartman1775]

have fun cleaning those guns lol

[smithy1221]

seen this be4 and it was just some soldiers messin around it wasnt a rea exercise

[foodgarbage]

if it's for real,they might be killed...

[97kcoats]

Its fake fool......

[addzv]

the english have a very low death count coz we have tactics instead of red neck dicks with guns

[bartman1775]

or maybe because you have 1/4 the amount of troops we have over there...

[leftwingkiller]

No just good tactics,there is a vid on here of a joint operation with an even amount of men on the ground, 3 yanks got shot and no british casulties...

[greeny632]

1/4 of the troops you have is not too bad to say that your army is over 10 times our size. wheres the dedication.....

[bartman1775]

You have no clue about the dedication of our troops. keep watching videos and the BBC and making blind assumptions.

[greeny632]

well dont quote stupid things like what you said then- of course you have more troops than us, geez!!!

[bartman1775]

hey! that was all my bro, no quote (:

[graff4life2k8]

the royal marines have the hardest trainning course in the world, and dont get me started on the sas and the sbs

[bartman1775]

no you guys just think that because you put so much training into your bootcamp. we have training for up to a year or more before we go to the fleet. Its just not all in Bootcamp

[leftwingkiller]

the american airborne soldiers themselves who have tried the british p coy said its for nutters and they couldnt complete it, thats from a yanks mouth.

[bartman1775]

whats a p coy and a nutter?????

[leftwingkiller]

lol a nutter is our way of saying a complete mad man, p coy is the paras selection course mate.

[bartman1775]

lol yeah maybe so are army is under trained but are marines are hard to the core

[leftwingkiller]

Im sure they are good, the royal marines are hard bastards too lol. You have to have a certain mindset to be a para/royal marine.

[raiderslax22]

ALLIES = success

[Daleilama121]

do they land with the same music in iraq ???

xD

[fukmeimhorney]

yep i have heard they do

[skinner12345678]

this is actually a training mission for iraq or ahghanistan with the engineers practicing beach landings

so ha and the us army suck ass

[elfman0227]

haha lol

[GsuZonAciD]

'Be the Best' lol

mint video, gota love our sense of humour. Oh ye and for all those that are callin the yanks dont be harsh on them, they just dont understand unless theyre told by a humour coach "NOT!!" lol (borat by the way if ya didnt get that)

[robhendersonrhodes]

Nice one mate, well said. I like the way Al Murray describes the American dream and why the Brits dont have a "British dream" . The reason being,we are awake ! :) haha

[XemmjaiiiiX]

Haha !! This Is Quite Funny :P

Silly People .. Haha !! Love The Army .. XD

[wednf]

pakistan army is the best next 2 nuthin

[ImagineTheSeaView]

Its funny but these weren't infantry. Its the engineers actually. REMFS

[mrdaniells]

ha funny as fuck lol

got to love british humour

[johnnyponny4]

As a canadian i enjoyed laughing st the british troops thinking they were doing something good for their country,then sinking into the mud, it was so funny I laughed really hard LOL

[Swollenballbagboi]

Lets make a video of the REAL US army blowing themselves up =).

[megabeavis]

Actually if anything this showns had good the Royal Marines are for pulling off that perfect sand trap. Pretty damn funny.

[wrigersc]

ha you yanks really are so thick. this is a micktake out of the american marines.oh you do make me laugh.youre just so stupid

[sepiasilence]

No im afraid its not, Royal marines setting up the Army, if you want to decend into a pathetic online argument over who has the biggest dick im happy to provide proof

[wrigersc]

you gay fuck

[sepiasilence]

oh yea all day long

[wrigersc]

youre a gay royal marine?im afraid its not allowed

[kickme97]

ive seen this same Video but on TV and am sure they said these were USA

[sepiasilence]

lmfao, brilliant, royal marines...bunch of cunts

[wrigersc]

ha there the 3rd best force in the world and newsflash this video is a micktake out of the american marines UNLUCKY

[sepiasilence]

you silly fuck, im fully aware, i am one, people on here getting all upset i used the word cunt and royal marine in the same sentence..i havnt met one yet who wasnt, and no it was not a piss take out of the americans boy, it is a royal marine set up on the British Army for claiming to be as good at landings, twat

[wrigersc]

ha you know alot dont you. it was apisstake out of the u.s. marines

[raidenzero]

They're Marines not Soldiers

[chineselad]

lmao we should have done that at normandy lol

[OMFGYOUJEWLOL]

lol, love the guy that tried to run around on the left hand side!

[ETOPP2510]

that shit is funny good to see we still keep our sense of humour

[musker3]

this was a joke/ punishment played on the squad for failing an exercise or something. and its the British Army.

[PWRRinfo]

UK army? wtf its called the british army

[CaptWilkes777]

Its a joke geddit

[stevencliff]

They're the British Army I think, the story goes the Army said to the Marines they could do beach landings just as well as the Marines could.

Not to be beaten the Marines sailed the Army out to a patch of quicksand and filmed the attempt.

For all those smoking crack and saying it's the French or some other country, it's not. Look at the weapons, they're all the L85, standard issue in the UK.

[huntee92]

classic british army. always having a laugh when up to the chest in mud.

[josh9568]

so true, no matter what we do we always seem to have fun whilst doing it

[EntretenimientoATi]

Crap music!

[hobodealer]

lol, hey but this is no fake, this is what they really do, when they encounter terriost's

[dave3152]

FUCKING FRENCH haha bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys i know you forces are terrible and you surrender all your wars but their no need to make an attempt at dragging us down to your level

[92GH]

only the Indian or mongolian army is as shit as that. i'm sure u can tell that is the french army messin about

[xDTx12So]

i fell sorry for them and there rifels. it must of tacken them time to cleen them.

[wolfhuntersniper2323]

these guys are french cant you see there armbands???

[xghosty14x]

lol just messing bout their sargent must b well pissed off

[andrewdeane]

lol, funny, it happens!!! I'm glad im not the only one!

[HANTURK53]

TURKISH ARMY cCc

[alexcrone]

not funny really.

[TheSpudofToday]

P.s this is french caz its the port of le harve XD nice try

[lalalman3]

These are the Royal Marines.

[roderickcaparoso]

I dont find this funny at all.Think about it. They spend billions on military weapons technology etc which off course it only came from the people who works in slavery conditions, freedom of will gets taken away from us,all because the governments says to us,we are fighting the terrorist to protect its citizens(I ask..who wants protections? not me)This display is a joke and should be shown all over the world how they are nothing but a government puppets to keep thmselves in power.R U Ready 2012?

[S4M071]

Its an exercise in training to be able to get through such obstacles . like quick sand.

[shikari147]

bet they had a rite luagh cleaning there 80s after that bet it got stinkin lol

[zingtea]

What's that, quicksand? LOL

[51wins]

By the looks of things this is all a good joke ov the person filming had this set up for them and was ready with the phone to take the video

[rockyr2009]

were they supposed to do that, i mean were they supposed to try to go through the mud rather then around it

[EUMP]

its an exercise

[OldSkoolCommando]

I know some of the lads in this!!!! they are fkn legends in poole !

[k9rippermafiaculture]

lol

[Endaras]

It looks like someone was playing a joke on them.

[leeox1]

Lol Atleast They Are Having Fun Unlike Usa Who Have to Start A War Every Day..No Ofense

But its George Bush's Falt

[atrejesussaves]

hahahahahaha

[DogSoldier55]

lol yes! im sorry but just think the U.S marines could do the same thing and we all know it. I know i did that in boot camp...lol good old time that was

[fallenweb]

hahahaha

what the shame!

[bonk1981]

AT least our pilot's and troop's hit the right targets useless twat's

[jamesthq]

...and americans are fat, stupid and think that if your from the UK you automatically know Prince William. BRING IT ONNNN BITCH xxx

[Zest85uk]

hahah, go jamesthq ^^

[Jurassicparkz08]

I could say the same thing about British citizens, but it's just stupid stereotyping

[melvo12345]

lol

[Atzy]

Great demonstration of the necessity to pick your landing spot carefully XD

[omertan1]

uu thats a cp3 boat from the us army noob

[armycadets2007]

isnt it a rigid raider?

[bentannerlees]

lol.. trained to kill but not to walk properly

[freestylerblaze1991]

haha, that is jokes, wat was meant to happen