Here's a lesson for everyone. Humans are actually animalia. The Kingdom Animalia includes all mammals, fish, reptiles, crustaceans, insects, worms, and even jelly fish, star fish and barnacles.
"...only to a cat with bloody eyeballs, when, speak of the Devil, the cat, the blood-eyed cat, sees Harry! Obviously the cloak doesnt work on animalia! "
"Harry quietly treads around the corner, and dear readers, he stumbles on to Snake and Queerman having an excited talk up against the wall, very close and breathy in the dark, romantically arguing, heatedly. Snake is demanding loyalty from Queerman . . Oh no, Harry you're breathing too loud! Breath into your, your sleeve for God's sake!" XD
actually i like reading the comments that quote the video. its like a lil review of all the funny parts of the video that i can quickly laugh to again w/o seeing the video again.
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carson is double right about the quotes. If you're not going to lend some new insight to complement these genious videos, then you should just be quiet and not dumb these pages down for the rest of us.
"feeling like a fraidy cat harry cast of the cloak feeling brave enough for anything" i wish i was a velveteen hamlet
theoriginalallison 1 month ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
Velveteen hamlet haha
theoriginalallison 1 month ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
obviously the cloak doesn't work on animalia
salsadestroyer 5 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
I think he ships Quirrell and Snape. Oh lordy.
EmmaTheSpottedBat 5 months ago
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HP and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 is great! My sister and I actually saw it released online. We came across it on watch harry potter. us (no spaces)
CharlaBucknam 6 months ago
gqqhahahaha demand of the facebook
iloveflamingpenis 7 months ago
kitten mittens? is that a reference to always sunny?
kinetic87 8 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
@kinetic87 nah this thing was done years ago. still hilarious though
woody12i2 7 months ago
He gets a random book off the shelf to sample the 'restricted content,' but waahahawagh.
lollygoober 9 months ago 3
breath into your sleeve for god sakes XD
thetruechelseab 9 months ago
Kitten mittens!!!
slipperyslopeful 10 months ago
I paused at 2:36: VOGUE
MyNameBirthYear 1 year ago 3
Here's a lesson for everyone. Humans are actually animalia. The Kingdom Animalia includes all mammals, fish, reptiles, crustaceans, insects, worms, and even jelly fish, star fish and barnacles.
rockhoppergames 1 year ago 3
That face in the book freaking freaked me out.
noonetouchmewaffles 1 year ago
"the face book". I'm thinking Mark Zuckerberg owes somebody else some money...
Sarawkweird 1 year ago 4
If I post a funny quote, will I get a bunch of thumbs up too?
dkretsch12 1 year ago 9
whose steath is a kitten in mittens
unicornsexNickHeck 1 year ago 3
Obviously the cloak doesn't work on animalia
niemeiera1 1 year ago
Breath into your sleeve, for God's sake!
Kueck10893 1 year ago
he was as quiet as a kitten in mittens
Thegarrisonedwall 1 year ago 10
velveteen hamlet? hahahaha
macronaria 1 year ago 3
"There were kids reading adult books!"
haha that sounds dirty :)
Trinitykill 1 year ago
Why does this video not have 10 million views? Brad Neely is the funniest thing on youtube
marlesimms 1 year ago 7
inorite
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mariooncotillard 2 years ago
INVISIBILITY ON.
jamie33190 2 years ago
obviously the cloak doesn't work on animalia!
mdessler9 2 years ago 13
velveteen hamlet
Hpizzledizzle 2 years ago 20
lmao I never considered the Forbidden Section might just be the Adult Section. xDD
OjikesShadow 2 years ago 10
I jumped at the face in the book :O
NightmarishGuy 2 years ago
"...only to a cat with bloody eyeballs, when, speak of the Devil, the cat, the blood-eyed cat, sees Harry! Obviously the cloak doesnt work on animalia! "
CottenCandyPrincess 2 years ago 10
"Harry quietly treads around the corner, and dear readers, he stumbles on to Snake and Queerman having an excited talk up against the wall, very close and breathy in the dark, romantically arguing, heatedly. Snake is demanding loyalty from Queerman . . Oh no, Harry you're breathing too loud! Breath into your, your sleeve for God's sake!" XD
AmiAmorada 2 years ago 23
@AmiAmorada Their eyes display nothing... and everything :D
fellowshipofthepen 2 years ago 4
As stealth as a kitten in mittens
MrLildutchboy 2 years ago 12
"Facebook"
haha
Massiznassiz 2 years ago 16
"Romantically arguing" Rofl!
Nodrog666 2 years ago 3
never heard the words "you're fine" from a doctor. lmfaoroflol!
GoatFace99 2 years ago 13
as dazzler brushs past our hero, who has stealth like a kitten in mittens
johnnywagstaff 2 years ago 8
...never heard the doctor say your fine...lol
hockeylegend81 2 years ago 2
but WAHaaaAAAAH
mizusajt 2 years ago 7
the facebook. prescient.
TacticusPrime 2 years ago 3
"dazzler"
rofl
ginadoll66 2 years ago 2
There were kids in the adult books.
Snake is OFF!
I don't think i have ever laughed as hard as when you said that. This is hilarious.
XxDemonFire14xX 2 years ago 10
One of the best lines, but you kind of ruined it for me by the comment.
Kom3tBrawl 2 years ago
Funniest line in the entire thing:
"Their eyes display nothing... and everything"
Snake and Querriman = cutest couple in the movie
marlesimms 2 years ago 11
lolz, i like how it's not the book that's screaming, but that's how dazzler talks. :)
dancinggenius 2 years ago
as stealth as a kitten in mittens
nollaseaholm 2 years ago 3
This might just be my favorite... :)
iloveoperons 3 years ago 2
Anamalia.
Breathy, in the dark, romantically.
BREATHE INTO YOUR SLEEVE
--nearly wet myself
KillersRokMeSox 3 years ago 11
Obviously, the clock does not work on animalia!
jmobo93 3 years ago 2
never heard the phrase "you are fine" from a doctor
717crdsa 3 years ago 56
@717crdsa possibly the funniest line of the whole series
psbjr 1 year ago
2:12-2:51 omg that freakin owns!!!!!
boomhoward22 3 years ago
"oh hear comes dazzler, who has never herd the laugh of a lover nor has he heard the phrase "you are fine" from a doctor"
lol
Zeus9477 3 years ago 87
Our velveteen Hamlet... lol i love WPDR
FwankFwank 3 years ago 4
I think Dazzler is the best of his nicknames.
EvilTurkey1021 3 years ago 6
pretty funny, but professor "Hardcastle McCormick" had me laughing the most first time i heard it.
JoeWhy1 3 years ago 3
I don't know, I love Professor Catface Meowmers. I rofl every time I hear that.
cinnamontoasty 3 years ago 8
What about Catface Meowmers?
jgood911 3 years ago
same here, the name just cracks me up.
PaladineSkyBlade 2 years ago
ANAMALIA
HAHAHAHAHAH
willowpuff 3 years ago
Does he make this up as he goes along? That would make it even more genius
NoveltySocks 3 years ago
no, i think i can hear him turning pages in the background
that would make it pretty genius though
everything80s12 3 years ago 3
There were kids...in the ADULT BOOKS!
oh dear, I've been watching this all day and I can't stop laughing.
:D
LoonyLuna08 3 years ago 4
XD Dazzler... that name gets me every time.
PixelatedPirates 3 years ago 3
actually i like reading the comments that quote the video. its like a lil review of all the funny parts of the video that i can quickly laugh to again w/o seeing the video again.
Budaphly 3 years ago 12
their eyes display everything and nothing lol love this stuff
pbman9213 3 years ago 2
nothing and everything sry
pbman9213 3 years ago
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Carson and those other morons are right, stop quoting ya dumb bastards.
CeledorEllesin 3 years ago
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carson is double right about the quotes. If you're not going to lend some new insight to complement these genious videos, then you should just be quiet and not dumb these pages down for the rest of us.
DietSodaSon 3 years ago
why do you care if they write down quotes? you dont have to read them if you dont want to.
thea618 3 years ago 15
i agree!
darkpirategirl 3 years ago
harry knows that he could easily take this weenie dazler
dazler is a man who obviousy never heard the laugh of a lover, never heard the fraze you are fine from a docter
having an exiting talk up against the wall, very close and breathy in the dark, romanticaly arguing.
they were kids in the adult books
snake is off
omg so lol
liefstevera 3 years ago 2
I'm a wizard. I make chocolate-covered slugs disappear.
CaptainFuzzbottom 4 years ago
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what is wrong with you people stop just writing the quotes down there theres nothing original your just blowing the surprise
carsonkicksyo 4 years ago
Watch the video before you read the comments there, smart one.
kryssid 4 years ago 10
Oh no, harry you're breathing too loud! Breath into your sleave for god's sake!
ragonsvids 4 years ago 9
but whaaaaah!!!!
aceofspades21212 4 years ago 3
SNAKE. IS. OFF.
Fwixeh 4 years ago 2
it is our velveteen Hamlet
fredweasleygirl3 4 years ago 5
stealth as a kitten in mittens
HIMkidHIM 4 years ago 5
adorable
millencolinman 4 years ago 2
there are kids in the adult books!!! O.O
jsbolina 4 years ago 2
kids in the adult books
jsbolina 4 years ago 2
obviously the cloak doesn't work on anemalia!
nukkia 4 years ago 4
that had the best ending line just the way he said it!
KarateTaco 4 years ago 2
those who question the power of the Neely God are naught but ignorant slut-beasts
NOSGILES 4 years ago 7
stealth as a kitten in mittens. lol
ROFLcharley 4 years ago 2
Brad neely again, and again u prove to man kind that u are as little as a man as HP. u are GOD
SureMatt092 4 years ago
"OH NO Harry your breathing too loud!" LMAO
srJak 4 years ago 2
"he has never heard teh laugh of a lover, never heard the words "You are fine" from a doctor" XD LOL
srJak 4 years ago 6
INVISIBILITY ON
appleslime 4 years ago 2
Who is as stealth as a kitten in mittens
youripmyx3rightout 4 years ago
There were kids in the adult books! lol! That sounds so wrong!
SugarOrb16 4 years ago