In the Jurassic the fossil fuels had no idea for. Despite the higher carbon dioxide levels in the air the world had natural ice ages. GW is fiction on behalf of nuclear power. I have made a chemist and loads of money for propagating fiction!
we're being ushered into world government. it's a collectivist model based on phoney environmentalism. say NO to climate change based world government. millions of our tax dollars are being dolled out as grants, to scientists, conservationists, artists, publications...any organization promoting climate change theories. it's a ponzi scheme. resist real tyranny: genetic engineering of seeds/food! expose HAARP; geoengineering weather modification technologies that are manipulating the climate.
This is hilarious! Kristen Wiig is a great comedian. It makes me sad though that she can't even make a joke without people talking about her appearance.
93 words, this slut better go back to the kitchen and do the dishes or else i will have all of the viewers of this video fuck her ass and cum all over her for hours until she knocks out with a twitching body so do the god damn dishes lady unless you want to get raped by thousands of people tonight but i bet you would like that wouldn't you little slut you're already drooling for a thousand cocks drilling in your anus mouth and pussy lmao alright and the 93 words end here
@MCMQSmith yes! seriously i mean why no one has ever think about that! we have earth hour every year where we shut down electricity for an hour, we should have earth minute where we hold our breath for one minute!
This will not work becuse your cells would produce the same amount of CO2 when holding your breath as before. The only thing that change is when the CO2 will be released. Normally you would breath out the CO2 as you make it, but this idea will just delay the time when you release the gas. When you finaly breath, the concentration of CO2 will be so high that there will be no gain whatsoever.
@doubleyouteeef YES doub! He's won a lifetime supply of sulfur rich coal!!!! aaaaaaad
that's not ALL... he'll forever thank his lucky stars with his very own backyard nuclear waste depository!!!!... plus all the spent fuel rods to fill it; over one hundred thousand years! But wait there's more! He'll feel just like Royalty when he receives he very own... strain of genetic defect!!!
Nitrogen's much worse than CO2 at naturally occurring weather change. If you want to change something, tackle Nitrogen! Good luck with that and get stuffed, fucking eco-fascists!
i used to be worried about global warming, but then i found out IT WAS A LIE!!! it's just the sun acting up. now, the ozone, that's all our fault. we burned it up with toxic chemicals.
@Supersamazing It's not a vid. It's something that guards say to you in the game Skyrim. I believe they say I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee. It has now jus exploded on youtube. It's freakin everywhere. I think it's great cuz Skyrim Rules!
The world started cooling naturally 14 years ago
JonThm 2 days ago
In the Jurassic the fossil fuels had no idea for. Despite the higher carbon dioxide levels in the air the world had natural ice ages. GW is fiction on behalf of nuclear power. I have made a chemist and loads of money for propagating fiction!
JonThm 1 week ago
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she might be on something there, holding your breath for 1 minute, probably save more carbon than all the solar panels and wind turbines
vmgqie 1 week ago
Is this glenda okones? Mayoral candidate.
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you tried keeping your breath for one minute.
MikeArsenal89 1 month ago 4
Kristen Wiig ..hilarious. Kills.
JohnnyJames7 1 month ago
This is nothing but misinformation
Plenty things could happen
I could win the lotto, i never do
Thinking i could win the lotto should i spend the money now?
Well i could win the lotto so shouldn't i count on it happening? Of course not!!!
None of this is based on proven science.
It is all hypothetical.
Since when do we make disicions based on hypothetical scenarios.
We are better and smarter than this!
We need to look at the people who claim these things, and why they are claiming them.
tiffcomp 2 months ago
I held my breath for 48 seconds after this. I'm a year round swimmer
xXMaxRansomXX 2 months ago
you might think its funny but people actually believe this shit. that we should actually stop breathing.
halflifeproductionz 2 months ago
OMG i love her!!!
FreyaDisrud1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
Kristen is a cloaked hottie!
Hodenkat 2 months ago
Is she hot? I think she's hot......right???
NeedaBettrName 2 months ago
Her facial expressions are divine. I giggle by just looking at her.
Troublemaker1991 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
It will work
Taurus5190 2 months ago
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H204Real 2 months ago
Very good timing an delivery. 5 words
56BUICKRiviera 2 months ago
"it's like swimming, but you're... dry." LOOOL
needmoredef 2 months ago
In a round about way she just exposed how stupid the theory behind global warming actually is
dubified89 2 months ago
@dubified89 Exactly what I was thinking! Hope people aren't stupid enough to donate to the Clinton crime syndicate
StopTheMorons 2 months ago
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4lexARM 2 months ago
she's a ride!
SuckMyFarts 2 months ago
Two words, "make me"
Taurus5190 2 months ago
Kristin Wig graduated from Brighton Highschool. I currently attend that school.
thierryhenryisking14 2 months ago
3 words. beat me off
DrewTheAwsom 2 months ago 2
she's becoming more attractive each time I see her on screen lol
purvertedmunk 2 months ago 42
She makes more sense than Al Gore, and she does not look like a sex offender.
tnekkc 2 months ago
I held my breath while I watched this video. I'm glad I can help the world!
chmcproductions 3 months ago 6
Three words. Hands across America.
TheKopsfanclub 3 months ago
is it just me....or is that a good idea? hahahaha. I love Kirstin wiig....in a creepy way
lynottlives 3 months ago
@dravin369 she is in bridesmaids :D
9506Emily 3 months ago
THANK GOD!!! finally something good.
ThreeTillOurWedding 3 months ago
Photosynthesis limits the free carbon dioxide in the air. Not mankind. We have increased life on earth. Without affecting the weather.
JonThm 3 months ago
I watched cause she seemed hot. Amazingly it was actually funny.
chrisdrakekaka 3 months ago
I want pizza! :) How about you? like
JDiaz2128 3 months ago
she should be blond
dravin369 3 months ago
70 percent of the gasses we breath out is really Oxygen!
samjarris 3 months ago 2
Funny or die.... get funnier... cause your not funny at all...AT ALL
ivantenorio6379 3 months ago
@ivantenorio6379 hahaha you're right. but watch the daniel radclifffe one
cookrealfood 3 months ago
ol!
MoorLetoh 3 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 2
i only subscribed to this channel for Between Two Ferns what is this?
TheWarisp 3 months ago 5
omg lol first 6 seconds and i'm alrdy roll'n xD
TheSeoulBrotha 3 months ago
i love her...especially in bridesmaids
ashleybigblue 3 months ago
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I used to breathe, then I took an arrow to the knee.
kazuspeedx 3 months ago
I believe some woman somewhere watched this and agreed
InsideDating 3 months ago
its like swimming... but you're dry
minecraftman123 3 months ago 3
at the end where it said "funny or donate" it shouldve said "donate or die"
huskyclaw 3 months ago 68
how is she hot.... at all? She's not funny either! They say don't hate but voice your opinion so.... SHE IS RUINING SNL!!!!
drowssap22 3 months ago
@drowssap22 I haven't heard a good comment like that when I took an arrow to the knee.
Oinyu 3 months ago
@Oinyu umadbro?
drowssap22 3 months ago
@drowssap22 No, I was saying I was agreeing with you 100%
Oinyu 3 months ago
@Oinyu Fail!!!
MaliciousPigeon 3 months ago
@MaliciousPigeon How
Oinyu 3 months ago
@drowssap22 Dude your a WWE fan enough said.
scottasing 3 months ago
@scottasing so.....
drowssap22 3 months ago
I'm pretty sure that's not the kitchen...
fjosephgreen 3 months ago
@fjosephgreen im positive that wasnt funny
MrGuitarfreak102 3 months ago
@fjosephgreen Hardee Har Har
scottasing 3 months ago
Expected more from a comic genius like Wiig. It's like FOD throws all kinds of shit at the wall to see what will stick... and almost nothing does.
Gatsby999888 3 months ago
damn it, funny or die is so stupid. unsubscribed.
darthsadic 3 months ago
This is hilarious! Kristen Wiig is a great comedian. It makes me sad though that she can't even make a joke without people talking about her appearance.
sweetpeariot 3 months ago
This isn't funny, especially since a large majority would actually think it would actually be something that would work.
Devorvan 3 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 2 4
This is funny???
Oinyu 3 months ago
@Oinyu it is..
ieatroches95 3 months ago
@ieatroches95 then we obviously have different views on what funny is.
Oinyu 3 months ago
@Oinyu ikr
millennialgirl 3 months ago
"Two words, shut up!"
"Two words, make me!" I'm gonna have to use that, xD
Fluffymiyster 3 months ago
she's pretty overused in SNL skits, and this sketch is just a drawn-out let-down of a joke :(
LaTigerGenesis 3 months ago
Ugh, rly?? Kristen Wiig is wayyyy funnier than this. I didn't even laugh my head off. :(
MattiAlwaysHappy 3 months ago
I was going to hold my breath for a minute, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
sxfr2 3 months ago 2
top two comments are overrated
snakeanassnake 3 months ago
Why do the top rated comments call her hot and sexy? Are we looking at the same woman here?
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93 words, this slut better go back to the kitchen and do the dishes or else i will have all of the viewers of this video fuck her ass and cum all over her for hours until she knocks out with a twitching body so do the god damn dishes lady unless you want to get raped by thousands of people tonight but i bet you would like that wouldn't you little slut you're already drooling for a thousand cocks drilling in your anus mouth and pussy lmao alright and the 93 words end here
willyFF7 3 months ago
@gamemasteranyday99 checkmate. I win.
310sucks 3 months ago
I thought of this too! Lol. Holding breath
MrTitus93 3 months ago
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One minute everyday, done
Drockster19 3 months ago
One minute every day... Done
Drockster19 3 months ago
she looks like she can give good blow jobs.
snowman2149 3 months ago
I held my breath listening to her, but I let go from the laugh she gave me !
kvenk001 3 months ago
@gamemasteranyday99 Maybe you were not paying attention - GO FUCK YOURSELF! And learn to spell FAGGOT.
310sucks 3 months ago
2 words SHUT UP
2 words Make Me
hahaha
AwkwArdAndy 3 months ago 2
I wanna have babies with her ;D
yobisnando1 3 months ago
L o l
CaffeinatedAnonymous 3 months ago
she is amazing.... LOVE HER
awesomeapplausenyc 3 months ago
...Wouldn't this actually help?
MCMQSmith 3 months ago 74
@MCMQSmith yes! seriously i mean why no one has ever think about that! we have earth hour every year where we shut down electricity for an hour, we should have earth minute where we hold our breath for one minute!
fit3akmal 3 months ago
@MCMQSmith nah because you would have to compensate for the loss of oxygen in your blood by breathing more afterwards.
dustz33 3 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 2 3
@MCMQSmith No...
Terminxman 3 months ago
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travz21 3 months ago
Lmao I love her!
kaczurda 3 months ago
@gamemasteranyday99 go FUCK yourself.
310sucks 3 months ago
it would have been funnier if she gave us a peek at her nipples
datzfast 3 months ago
I totally saw this on there site. May me shut up.
geniusindesigns 3 months ago
Kristen I love you
Iggynous 3 months ago
whens she not in some kind of costume I can't really laugh shes just to fine
stupidretard10 3 months ago
HATE NEW YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
310sucks 3 months ago
I love her!! Haha !! Too funny!
flyingsaucer0619 3 months ago
She is so funny!
TheJordanese 3 months ago
The pauses she does in her speaking are what make her legendary in my book :D
ILessThan3l 3 months ago
hahaha Ben Stiller: "Two words, SHUT UP!" XD
lordankosova 3 months ago
Sexy bitch, I'd hit it.
MaicoMoon 3 months ago
This will not work becuse your cells would produce the same amount of CO2 when holding your breath as before. The only thing that change is when the CO2 will be released. Normally you would breath out the CO2 as you make it, but this idea will just delay the time when you release the gas. When you finaly breath, the concentration of CO2 will be so high that there will be no gain whatsoever.
TheEirfin 3 months ago
@TheEirfin Congratulations, you got the joke. Tell him what he's won
doubleyouteeef 3 months ago
@doubleyouteeef YES doub! He's won a lifetime supply of sulfur rich coal!!!! aaaaaaad
that's not ALL... he'll forever thank his lucky stars with his very own backyard nuclear waste depository!!!!... plus all the spent fuel rods to fill it; over one hundred thousand years! But wait there's more! He'll feel just like Royalty when he receives he very own... strain of genetic defect!!!
queenofyeay 3 months ago
This could work.
Richardgwm 3 months ago
Smoking hot and a great sense of humor. I love that woman.
wrinkleneckbass 3 months ago 99
@wrinkleneckbass What are you looking at?
Mauhadeeb28 3 months ago
@wrinkleneckbass Not really that hot but whatever.
Muxen92 3 months ago
hahaha i dont believe in global warming... but tell me i wasnt the only one who just held their breath?
AntiJacob89 3 months ago
thumbs up if you actually held your breath for a minute
zer01ife 3 months ago
WHAT-THAH-FUCK Happend To Youtube!???!
horrificpunkfreak 3 months ago
she is hot
mysciencenow 3 months ago
shes the best :D
MultiSmilebig 3 months ago
I think that could actually work
OutstandinMediocracy 3 months ago
27 people don't have solutions to global warming.
iloveeverything334 3 months ago
sexiest thing to happen to comedy, Kristen Wiig.
BerkeleyBuilt 3 months ago 149
@BerkeleyBuilt Don't forget Sarah Silverman
jesushatesyoutoo 3 months ago
@jesushatesyoutoo no, forget her, Kristen is the funniest and sexiest!!! fact!
BerkeleyBuilt 3 months ago
@BerkeleyBuilt she's an old bag
far from sexy
but I'd tap that
TheOkham 3 months ago
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BerkeleyBuilt 3 months ago
@BerkeleyBuilt GROSS
Mauhadeeb28 3 months ago
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BerkeleyBuilt 3 months ago
Bake sale!!!!!!!
rith5 3 months ago
new YT layout is gonnba take some getting used to, but i like it
Trippze 3 months ago
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i'd hold her hand
TherapyHiccup 3 months ago
Two words.. SHUT UP! I like this channel.
FoxNewzLies 3 months ago
Nitrogen's much worse than CO2 at naturally occurring weather change. If you want to change something, tackle Nitrogen! Good luck with that and get stuffed, fucking eco-fascists!
87solarsky 3 months ago
I love kristen.
mikoniogod 3 months ago
not liking the new youtube format...as usual
bobwatters 3 months ago
what does arrow in the knee meen? ive been confused about this
thissucks58 3 months ago
@thissucks58 In Skyrim nights say "i use to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee" alot
MrMegavana 3 months ago
(retarded voice) MATT DAAMON.............like it
IgiWhiteman 3 months ago
she is hot
Orgazia 3 months ago
Oh no youtube changed...Change scares me shitless
Mario94177 3 months ago
.... BUT I TOOK A FUCKING ARROW IN THE KNEE
mihailo343 3 months ago
I used to laugh about comments about arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
kingt34 3 months ago
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Youtube, dont you start with this bullshit
RaIDeRxDgaF 3 months ago
Kirsten wiig is awsome! I think i saw some of this on snl
RoboMasterxxx 3 months ago
Global warming solution? Cause nuclear winter! Simple!
tommylodz2004 3 months ago
i used to spend a lot of time searching about what every memes on the comments meant, but then i took an arrow to the knee
tsuikjoshiomatsu 3 months ago
i used to be worried about global warming, but then i found out IT WAS A LIE!!! it's just the sun acting up. now, the ozone, that's all our fault. we burned it up with toxic chemicals.
TheJoshJman 3 months ago
@TheJoshJman Global warming and the ozone layer has nothing in common. Dont mix that up.
TheEirfin 3 months ago
i used to read normal comments on youtube, then i took an arrow to the knee.
Maht25 3 months ago
I hate this annoying cunt
Gameathoner 3 months ago
@Gameathoner and im sure you arent a douche bag your damn self.
kandiman7979 3 months ago
@Gameathoner I used to be annoyed by haters like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MidKid7 3 months ago
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I used to be worried about Global Warming, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
srmax13 3 months ago 9
@srmax13 In all my years I've never seen such a comment
erl4nd0 3 months ago
I really don't find her that funny.
burgerboot 3 months ago 2
@burgerboot incorrect
EoinStidster 3 months ago
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Kristen Wiig hot. thumbs up if you agree
LonelyOnWinterMornin 3 months ago 2
I love Kristen Wiig
6663000 3 months ago
two words pound town
scootosan 3 months ago
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5 words. u are so fucking skinny
gubbarune 3 months ago
I have two words, I WOULD
ipaulrodx96 3 months ago
she is weirdly hot
ToonstaTV 3 months ago
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She's so HOT!!!
Gulli1000 3 months ago
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I love her
StraightPunkEdge93 3 months ago 42
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kristen wiig is my one true love.
ranrandom123 3 months ago
I help my breath during this video..
TikDesignes 3 months ago
3 words, global breathing.... initiative.
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Supersamazing 3 months ago
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lildondill 3 months ago
@Supersamazing It's not a vid. It's something that guards say to you in the game Skyrim. I believe they say I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee. It has now jus exploded on youtube. It's freakin everywhere. I think it's great cuz Skyrim Rules!
kreb42 3 months ago
@Supersamazing it's from a video game not even worth looking up.
103Riddick 3 months ago
@Supersamazing I used to have a link to the video, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
lildondill 3 months ago
@Supersamazing
First hit on Google would do the trick ;)
Mac11em 3 months ago
@Supersamazing go to "Know Your Meme". Or just google it.
L42yB 3 months ago
Top Comment number 2
lildondill 3 months ago
Top Comment number 1
lildondill 3 months ago
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She is too funny! Best comedian out there right now.
JanineEllisa 3 months ago
I LOVE YOU KRISTEN WIIG !!!
tonespliff 3 months ago
not first :( but close?
HottieBobby22 3 months ago