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  • you are not fucking funny

  • guys calm down he is just doing it for a laugh we all know not to give things like that to people get a joke people and for those people who do take these ideas seriously, they have issues and really need to grow up. he is just trying to have a laugh guys take a joke ITS FOR CHRISTMAS

  • A lot of people here posted rude comments... I bet most of them just found this video by searching randomly, not knowing who Chris Pirillo is. He is a Geek, and a very awesome one, too. It would bring great joy if you people would STFU. Thank you.

  • wtf is wrong with you i was hoping this would give me christmas ideas not to give me ideas to kill people!

  • ...u...are...dumb, u and ur videos, wtf is wrong with the 61 pplz that clicked the "like" button? why dont u use that knife to knock urself upside the head?

  • @pimpskatar ur so hardocore. wow

  • The Point????

  • Y don't u stab urself then catch urself on fire u unfunny nerd.

  • dude, whats wrong with you

  • Best gift ever search TickleMe Plant

    It is a real house plant that mOVES when you Tickle It!

  • U have the greatest ideas.. i mean of course i want a gay laser pointer WOW UR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ZOMG LOL

  • uh???

  • Chris your just my Favorite! I like turtles!

  • failed with the funny u idiot. stop trying to be humorous and stick to telling me how to fix my computers u damned looser.

  • hater

  • Loved it!

  • this guy is a fucking fag. i hate his fucking face and his voice... i'd use that knife to stab him in the face!

  • No. Just NO.

  • No just no.

  • r u kidding me?

  • god he's horrible.

  • I know lol, I watched the first minute and knew how bad this was gonna be. Talk about mindless unfunny humor.

  • nerd

  • How is open DNS different orif better than just using internet service provider internet protection, such as ATNT's.

  • One more thing, how about a gift such as one of those body fat measurers. Practical huhh.

  • LAMO! he really did sound like those laser checkout machines.

  • How about a fire extinguisher as a gift. No, well then how about some duracell batteries. Just thinking practical.

  • give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for a life time...

    so for the secong give u should just cover your friend or family member in petrol and set them on fire...

  • I'll take a bleach and the perscription pills especially if they are perks

  • so ur that guy in the theater with the laser pointer! death to you good sir

  • hmm still thinking about this one.. lol.. what were you thinking lol..funny though

  • Chris:

    Are you okay?

  • great vid. i luv it lol

  • What a wonderful husband you would make! I assume you ARE single ? Or at least expect to be in the near future?

  • ha-ha lol they items were sooooo funny!!

  • I would not let you give me a gift

  • He is crazy for danger.

  • "laser to the eye" == cancerous

  • get a mac

    thats waht he uses

  • that laser just hurt my eyes LOL

  • hey chris the only thing you forgot was pepper spray...love open DNS installed it on my router so far i like it :)

  • i was expecting him to say..."Knife...blah blah blah, Fire!! blah blah blah, Nouse blah blah"

  • FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Opiods for christmas!

  • chris don't come within 2000ft of my house JK! LOL!!!!

  • fire to burn dust off your lcd

  • that man is green green is means crazy

  • Great gift ideas...O_o I am using open dns but am finding it worse off then the ISP, mind you my ISP had initially blocked it.

  • Hammacher Schlemmer has a R2D2 1.75 gallon aquarium We got one for our daughter she is gonna be soooo surprised they said limited quantities so I got mine early was only $129

  • alright what the hell, why is the player so wide ? did youtube change anything or is it me?

  • That the new theater player pretty cool but not very channel has wide screen video to make use of it.

  • yeah they made the player wider!

  • lol @ tips for being annoying great :D I need to send you a pic of a tree with discs hanging from it :)

  • Chris... come to my Christmas party XD

  • they'll also watch everything you do - another chance to be 1984

  • ... never invite Chris to Christmas

  • Hello fellow users,

    Im interested on OpenDNS for my home network.

    Heres the setup

    Router hooked up to main PC>>signal sent to my laptop and to another PC

    Do I have to set up OpenDNS on ALL PC's or just the router connected one?

  • i didn't this was funny at all - but the prescription drugs is very funny

  • Wow, Chris is just a health hazard this christmas...maybe thats why ponzi isnt around much..

  • i gave opendns last year, they said "i already use it, u cheap motherfkr"

  • A bag of fire. ::write it down::

    Now I know what to get my ex! =D

  • OpenDNS - Your All In One Condom

  • I am getting my cousin some fire... thanks Mr. Pirillo

    LOL

  • LMAO i think he was drunk but hes funny either way!

  • I want to lick your armpits

  • it's too early

  • super kewl gift ideas..FIRE!

  • i love how he is saying all the dagrous things lol at first

  • Chris, you are so funny. :P

  • lol :) :) :) :) :)

  • Chris your'e look so wiiiiiiiddddeeeee xD

  • lol Chris

  • LOL

  • cool, im gonna think of buying a knife, so i can run around the house having fun..hahahaha

  • the new Chris Pirillo logo sucks..you should stick with the old one its much better

  • /sign

  • who gives a fuck?

  • yeah i liked the old one

  • nice

  • lol. Funny video

  • sweet video chris and i have the first comment

  • you guys don't even watch the video huh you just want to be first lol its ok we're all like that when we have the chance

  • Oh boy. Now Chris needs to break out the widescreen!

  • 5 ;)

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