George Carlin - 20th Century Hostilities

[AABCEHMZ]

The numbers don't matter (4 halocausts?), just the fact that it happened. Artists often use a lie to present a greater truth.

[TheSyntaxOverride]

Where does he get all the stats from? Sounds nice, but he must have sat around Google for a couple months lol

[8corporal]

I`m a Brit, 42, and have only just dound this intelligent, well informed funny, but accurate American! What a guy! How come this guy was not as well known outside the US?

[SilkBulletCandy]

all I can say is that we human beings really suck pubic hair balls

[MentalCarnival]

god he was so OCD haha

[meteosurreal]

...5 people disliked this video because it was unpleasant (...And to an extent that they are only partially aware of, at best; the truth), while only one of them was actually literate enough to hammer it out on a keyboard.

[AllahLikesBacon01]

I like how you goon-ish, boorish obtuse hicks only spew forth "he blew that out his ass", etc. Instead of coming up with a propitious counter-argument, you resort to colloquial stupidity. All of that speaks volumes of your critical faculty deficiencies and abashed and shameful limited capacities. How do you people sleep at night...

[aarongrbr28]

you are dearly missed

[DarkBellatrix]

where can i verify the numbers? Honestly just wondering. :)

[Dracofangstudios]

@DarkBellatrix Well you can google search the words he says after  the numbers for one

[AmericanCryer]

@DarkBellatrix Do what he did, research!

[zing0a0ding]

damn.. he blew that out his ass

[80redwolf08]

wait, if he's not around anymore, who's gona keep count?

[beamerball666]

Yeah America owing that racket on Nuclear Attacks!

[Cleatusbodean]

How about the battle of the sexes? The battle of san jacinto ,the battle of flowers, the battle of seguin, the battle of the alamo, the battle of the bulge, the battle of iwo jima, the tigers vs the bears

[SgtEaglefort]

I disliked this only because he is not among us anymore ._.

[hamsterpoop]

@SgtEaglefort

thats retarded

[SgtEaglefort]

@hamsterpoop - At least I gave a reason to dislike such an awesome video:P

[hamsterpoop]

@SgtEaglefort

you're the only moron who disliked it... dumbass

[52questionmarks]

Near the end I just started laughing. X3

[airondee]

938 naked agressions

[SuperPhdiva]

He hit it right on the head when he said a while ago that a civil war is an oxymoron! Its amazing how civilized we've become..smdh.

[rickbangkok]

snotty phone calls really have to be controlled...

[quendy8why]

there have been a lot more rebellions in the last year.

[ejr23]

I think the figures from this century is thus far tripled in comparison (and were only 10 1/2 years into the century)!

[myyxnamexhere]

@ejr23 the 20th century is the 1900s

[ejr23]

@myyxnamexhere I was referring to the 21st.. The "world hostilities" figures of this current century probably exceed all of the 20th thus far.

[4allicare]

word, what is his source? Carlin is missed

[4allicare]

word, what is his source?

[feztizieo]

pff... men... who needs em...

[SchizoSchematic]

Now how many of those incidents do you suppose are related in any way?

[nightshade616]

@SchizoSchematic all of them are directly related to each other in a manner similar to the six degrees of separaiton

[ffairlane57]

It all comes down to God and money.

[j0master1]

Is there a source for all of this?

[zenophas]

*slices wrists in shame*

[Lanudoperro]

@saynotodarwin u know, u should just shot urself, there is no use for this planet (and by planet i dont mean society) theres nothing good in your self, go and read a real book.

[Lanudoperro]

@Lanudoperro srry, i replied @deathroatheism

[NEMESIS1999]

And some people say this man has no education!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pectopunch]

@NEMESIS1999 who are those idiots?

[geoffhutch]

The U.S. carpet bombed Laos continuously from 1967 to 1972, with planes taking off every 7 seconds from an unofficial CIA base in Phonsavahn Laos. It is the most heavily bombed country on the planet, with millions of unexploded bombs still littering the landscape. Unfortunately Mr. Carlin's report of carpet bombing numbers is extremely under estimated.

[geoffhutch]

The 20th century has nothing on the 21st.

[qpSubZeroqp]

@saynotodarwin do something productive, like learn how to cure cancer, or find a cure for HIV and AIDS, learn how to make plants so that people in parts of the world with harsh conditions can eat. it's sad that people still die from hunger with today's technology. they could be saved. but nooo, the pope keeps telling them to not take medicine, and to not use condoms! wtf is that?! fuck religion

[Lanudoperro]

@qpSubZeroqp ok u got the therm atheism wrong hahahha

[qpSubZeroqp]

@Lanudoperro what's a therm? and what do you mean?

[MrrGrave]

@qpSubZeroqp A therm is a Roman Bathhouse. You're welcome...

[qpSubZeroqp]

@MrrGrave rofl thank you for that. it also means is a non-SI unit of heat energy. but in that guy's sentence those meanings don't match. =P

[qpSubZeroqp]

@Lanudoperro umm what are you talking about?

[qpSubZeroqp]

@saynotodarwin as i said before, i dont believe in hell or heaven or whatever you think to be true, but just to feed into your bullshit, i'd rather go to hell, and be with all my friends. i'd rather live my life the way i want and do what i want, than to live in fear of some made up imaginary friend. before you die, i hope you realize how meaningless all of this "worship" really was, because when you're gone, you're gone. there's no coming back, and you would've wasted a BIG part if your life

[deathtotheism]

@saynotodarwin Wow thanks for wasting my time with your compelling argument. Your Ph.D. is serving you well.

[deathtotheism]

@saynotodarwin Oh and I just looked at your profile. Nancy Pelosi is not a communist. She's an authoritarian capitalist. Obviously your Ph.D. wasn't in political science. Even though Jesus didn't exist, he would probably be considered a communist by today's standards. He fed the poor, he rejected the state (expect for the ultimate dictator God of course), he was crucified for trying to abolish monetary corruption within the church, and he lived communally with his apostles. Commie bastard.

[Paynegwynn]

@deathtotheism, @saynotodarwin , you're both idiots. Shut up.

[deathtotheism]

@saynotodarwin My respect for PH.D.'s just went WAYYYYYYY down.

[Storyboard912]

@saynotodarwin lol!!, not going to argue with you. What is the last grade you completed?

[qpSubZeroqp]

@saynotodarwin P.P.S.: "I hope the person you loved most pushes you off a cliff, falling and screaming the whole way down, never accepting it, and then Superman swoopes you up, then dropps you from higher."

[qpSubZeroqp]

@saynotodarwin lol, a more full of shit person, i do not think i have seen untill i saw what you wrote. lol it's sad that people still think this imaginary friend of yours is real. fuck your stupid book, and fuck you. and fuck your fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. there isn't anything your imaginary friend can do, since he is, well, FUCKING imaginary! lol what a dumbass. P.S.: go fuck yourself.

[THEITIASTER]

@saynotodarwin sounds like all the aethiests are the smart people, thanks for proving my point

[majordbag2]

and he should ended by saying ONE GOD DAMN AWESOME CENTURY!!!

[ejr23]

After 2:30 I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

[NEMESIS1999]

@ejr23

This is why Einstein was half insane.

[MovieMagicMaster]

Holy shit!

[americanu197]

is this accurate seems too much to be accurate but rather random numbers

[baznian]

Thumbs up 

[LeftHandedDude20]

@saynotodarwin the only faggot is you

[evildude586]

@saynotodarwin

Christians suck 

[mojorhythm]

@saynotodarwin

How Christ-like of you, loving Christian! :D

[gavbag1234]

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!

[MrMayhem3k]

@gavbag1234 LOL

[DruoxTheShredder]

@saynotodarwin hi religi-troll <3

[11NicoMalo11]

you are extremely unintelligent

[gamervgd]

@11NicoMalo11 whos intelligent?lol just asking

[raizr]

@gamervgd Me, George, and everyone else who agrees that our world is too messed up to continue the way it is.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@saynotodarwin

(1) Tell me where in the bible it says "profanity is a sin"...you're totally full of shit...it's not in there.

(2) Judging by your language, you're either very young and know very little, or, you're older and just a complete fucking moron.

[smikesmike05]

@TheHigherVoltage great... now I have to find saynotodarwin's comment.

[neversurdender]

@smikesmike05 ctrl+f and the persons name :)

[TheHigherVoltage]

@saynotodarwin profanity is not a sin...it's just one of the many interpretations religious authorities who read the bible declare.

Like "The earth is round!! The bible said so!!" and "The world's only 6000 years old!! The bible said so!!"...as well as burning people alive, and boiling them in hot oil was also a good idea according to the bible...

There is a difference between "cursing" and "cussing".

Carlin was no coward toolbag. You, you would be the coward.

[missaquaboogie]

How did he know so much. I need to know what he read damn. He was dropping some SERIOUS KNOWLEDGE.

[LiFe0In1ThE0MaTrix01]

aquah boogie babby...george listend to Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell. he was on the show once. check coast to coast out thats some serious knowledge. the real news

[GRANDMASTERKANE]

haha saynotodarwin, gotta love that name, and so you believe the lovely bible do you not? so you must think everything happens for a reason, then why is ur dick so small if ur so loyal? and why are all the females in your family attracted 2 niggers like me? god made them like that 4 a reason, right? and why are so many christians ugly or have a extra chromosone? god did it, he makes the mutations cause hes perfect in every way and never gets stoned n makes mistakes OR DOES HE/SHE/DOG - love ya

[Jared111505]

Really? Profanity? The words not barred from use in the Bible? It wasn't the blasphemy?

Oh well, it's all irrelevant anyway, Hell isn't real.

[choochyo]

What made him cowardly? What are you talking about?

[choochyo]

He's dead , goofy. If u were such a God man,why would u like to kick his teeth down his throat? God wouldn't like that of you.

[choochyo]

By demons....be driven.

Beckon the call.

I'm jokin around,

as I know u mist be.

[NeverAloneForever]

I also heard that from Pantera?

[choochyo]

profane?u got that fucker right. Trash? Prove it . Was there not-whores-in the bible? Why does he deserve to rot in hell? Damn!,Profanity and truth should not damn us.

[choochyo]

George was Awesome. Het taught adults and kids as well.

[SplitItOut]

To all you George Carlin haters...go blow dead cow! This man was a genius, and there is no one that can raise up to his talent.He wasn't afraid to say anything...all his words were the plain truth...and those who can't accept the truth, i call them cowards.RIP George Carlin

[Danielnoctis]

George Carlin didn't give a fuck. You fags, talk as much as you want, you're just barking an untouchable man.

In other words:

F-U-C-K Y-O-U

[bender10123]

word

[choochyo]

what does that mean?

[Fallinldols]

Your lame and childish. Hardcore gay porn is more up your alley.

[Fallinldols]

You really are a miserable old fuck aren't cha. Spending your days listening to things that you hate more than like. That to me is a miserable asshole. I dont spend my time listening to Mr.reverend jerk off preach ignorance all day. Why dont you go back to it.

[Utoobname5400]

dude kill yourself

[tracksabbath29]

If you want to live a sheltered life where everything is happy and no one gets hurt, this is not the video for you.

[choochyo]

Im'n not here to stop any aguments,this man did his research when it came to his comedy. We are assholes. I don't care what religion you are, we all have a certain idea of god....and He wants us to kill each other. WTF? Grow up.Share life.

[Utoobname5400]

no we don't all have a certain idea of god, you should grow up, and stop thinking life is like magic cards. No evidence, no logic, and a story that gets dis proven on an hourly basis.

[choochyo]

i hope peace comes to you and your family without violence.

[choochyo]

Why post anyting then? Grow up, Shut up and let people believe what they wish. Shit, if it annoys u that much....let it go.

[Utoobname5400]

fair enough

[deathdragonsfire]

well much of history is negative... you hate history, FUCK YOU

[DusanDraskovic]

well fuck you then... You don't know what Carlin is all about :))

[horbergaren]

@DusanDraskovic Carlin is listen, and decide for your own sorry ass

[529376100]

@DusanDraskovic Helll no whos talking shit about carlin!? Carlin= Genius!

[fingtyin]

... 6000 000 000 idiots... and one George Carlin...

[Artimis23]

>_o'...... oh, wow...

[zeitgeist129]

love the guy