@hcpiano Not just any aliens. ANCIENT FUCKIN' ALIENS!
Scientists at Cambridge University are currently trying to develop a replica Giorgio Tsoukalos wig. But they can't until they find the technology that ancient aliens used to make Giorgio's current hair.
Two observations: 1. He needs to buy a new suit. 2. His hair is actually a high tech tin foil hat that doubles as a flux capacitor antenna for ancient alien transmissions as well as old LOST IN SPACE reruns.
Even if you make a cloak of invisibility, you still cannot conquer death with out the Resurrection Stone and The Elder Wand, and only Harry Potter knows vaguely where those items are.
Then again...is Harry Potter...an alien? If you take the 1st, 5th, 9th, 12th and 14th letters of the English alphabet and rearrange them you'll have your answer.
@s0liddy I'm an atheist and it is obvious that this man is so full of shit... just listen to them. I cant watch his god damned show without cracking up
@K3yB04dG000n Being an atheist doesn't actually mean you know what the fuck you are talking about. In all seriousness, his bullshit is as big as your bullshit. You really don't know the endgame, nobody does. His opinion is of Aliens and yours is of...? I'd like to hear who's steaming pile of bullshit is worse and also more laughable.
@s0liddy Hmmm... well it means that i dont allow religious bias to cloud my judgement. And my "bullshit" is based off of widely accepted historical fact where as his is essentially believing every myth you come across and throwing aliens into the mix to explain it all... this moron has a degree in sports information and communication. He is basically some unqualified wacko who the history channel has shamefully paid to spew his crap.
@K3yB04dG000n Widely accepted historical fact. Haha *golf clap*. Still does not mean you are right, only that you are entitled to your opinion, just as Giorgio is. I do not agree or think as Giorgio does, I am a Atheist, however I do not dispute the idea that we are not alone and I do not refute the idea that we have possibly been tampered with, influenced by or at least been investigated by beings not of Earth. Whether they are Aliens, Angels or nothing, we do not know for sure.
@s0liddy Ok, I apologize for possibly offending you. You are clearly far more reasonable than I thought. What i am saying is that this man takes any amazing feat of human ingenuity or myth and attributes it to crap like alien levitation and space ships. I just think that it is pathetic that the history channel has gone from shows like engineering an empire (which showed how brilliant and inventive our forefathers were) and replaced them with the crap this unqualified loon sells.
LMFAO I laughed so hard @ invisibility cloak
elchinolatino91 2 days ago
This guy cracks me up
MzK2017 5 days ago
Aliens
17catladybug94 6 days ago
well, was it Aliens? it was Aliens wasnt it
Borin81 1 week ago
Wow that is so missing the point of what Plato was saying.... ugh...
skrich2 2 weeks ago
... and a potion of cure serious wounds
hackum1 2 weeks ago
"there are two things that come to mind"
1. Aliens
2. .........
chosen1Imcoming 3 weeks ago 2
Dook Younevursiddy.
sleepyat2am 4 weeks ago 4
He sounds a lot like Karl Sanders (Nile fans will know).
biffen89 1 month ago
so.. Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter... ALIENS!
hcpiano 1 month ago
@hcpiano Not just any aliens. ANCIENT FUCKIN' ALIENS!
Scientists at Cambridge University are currently trying to develop a replica Giorgio Tsoukalos wig. But they can't until they find the technology that ancient aliens used to make Giorgio's current hair.
IronRooRoo 1 month ago 3
Two observations: 1. He needs to buy a new suit. 2. His hair is actually a high tech tin foil hat that doubles as a flux capacitor antenna for ancient alien transmissions as well as old LOST IN SPACE reruns.
cgbdfb52 1 month ago
Dookinaversity?
cooldm08 1 month ago 5
Even if you make a cloak of invisibility, you still cannot conquer death with out the Resurrection Stone and The Elder Wand, and only Harry Potter knows vaguely where those items are.
Then again...is Harry Potter...an alien? If you take the 1st, 5th, 9th, 12th and 14th letters of the English alphabet and rearrange them you'll have your answer.
AEILN ----> ALIEN :O NO WAI
Ybarchov21 1 month ago
Dook Oonavursitee.
Tolly1616 1 month ago
HAHA what a vague link. This guy gets paid for this! I might just start talking junk about some ideas I had when I was 5 and see if I get paid.
rahilkiani 1 month ago
Woah woah woah ... A ring of Invisibility?
Lemme just call my buddy Gandalf ...
ThatHaydenGuy 1 month ago
Docter Daniel Jackson anyone?
rbdzntsfrlk 1 month ago
@rbdzntsfrlk except Daniel was awesome!
skrich2 2 weeks ago
Is it just fantasy?
So he thinks of Queen?
shutupleina23 1 month ago
@shutupleina23 ALIENS
whaowman 1 month ago
why cant i find the video where he says "im not saying its aliens" -.- all i get is this shit and pictures of it
InternetNiinja 1 month ago
He does not use hairspray or hair gel at all, in fact
It is a misunderstood ancient technology.
p.s
annunaki x)
VctrTheGreat 1 month ago 5
This guys parents and condoms...misunderstood technology
XCaptainSupermanX 1 month ago
All I'm saying is that Aliens exist among us and they are invisible
HTCEVOSONGS 1 month ago 2
lord of the rings + harry potter= george tsoukalos
...don't try it kids
superiorplanet 1 month ago 2
When I hear these stories...there are two things that I think of.
1. Aliens
2. Aliens
Aetheilas 2 months ago 57
hey boys! its a spy!
elsifili 2 months ago
dookinaversity
sacklunchband 2 months ago
Giorgio Tsukalos on The Lord of the Rings.
LeJourDuJugement 2 months ago
Research hers Hadoken University are trying to develop an invisibility cloak.
NicksNameGoesHere 2 months ago
is such a thing even possible?
TyRayDesigns 2 months ago in playlist More videos from jettoomey
Sounded like he said haduken
COV3RT21 2 months ago 3
I love you dude. These vids are fucking awesome.
SelfIndulgenceNet 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Hey Jettoomey are you a religious nut? Just curious as some of these statements out of context taken aren't that funny really.
s0liddy 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@s0liddy
Aliens.
jettoomey 2 months ago 105
@jettoomey Angels.
s0liddy 2 months ago
@jettoomey Ninjas
ReGuardz 1 month ago
@s0liddy I'm an atheist and it is obvious that this man is so full of shit... just listen to them. I cant watch his god damned show without cracking up
K3yB04dG000n 4 weeks ago
@K3yB04dG000n Being an atheist doesn't actually mean you know what the fuck you are talking about. In all seriousness, his bullshit is as big as your bullshit. You really don't know the endgame, nobody does. His opinion is of Aliens and yours is of...? I'd like to hear who's steaming pile of bullshit is worse and also more laughable.
s0liddy 3 weeks ago
@s0liddy Hmmm... well it means that i dont allow religious bias to cloud my judgement. And my "bullshit" is based off of widely accepted historical fact where as his is essentially believing every myth you come across and throwing aliens into the mix to explain it all... this moron has a degree in sports information and communication. He is basically some unqualified wacko who the history channel has shamefully paid to spew his crap.
K3yB04dG000n 3 weeks ago
@K3yB04dG000n Widely accepted historical fact. Haha *golf clap*. Still does not mean you are right, only that you are entitled to your opinion, just as Giorgio is. I do not agree or think as Giorgio does, I am a Atheist, however I do not dispute the idea that we are not alone and I do not refute the idea that we have possibly been tampered with, influenced by or at least been investigated by beings not of Earth. Whether they are Aliens, Angels or nothing, we do not know for sure.
s0liddy 3 weeks ago
@s0liddy Ok, I apologize for possibly offending you. You are clearly far more reasonable than I thought. What i am saying is that this man takes any amazing feat of human ingenuity or myth and attributes it to crap like alien levitation and space ships. I just think that it is pathetic that the history channel has gone from shows like engineering an empire (which showed how brilliant and inventive our forefathers were) and replaced them with the crap this unqualified loon sells.
K3yB04dG000n 3 weeks ago