there are a certain number of steps a human being can take before they spontaneously combust. scientists say it is somewhere between 16 million steps, and 200 trillion steps. got a walkometer with 15 digits on it? maybe it wont be so spontaneous.
I Am Mark Fuckerson And This Has Been A Shit Fit.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT CRAP FACE WITH DOG SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND YOUR RACIST MOTHER! I Hope Those Balloons Bust On Your Tiny, Microscopic Hot Dog Winer And I Hope It Hurts. Stop Being A Little Girl With No Life. LOOK AT ME, I'M MIKE FUCKERSON AND I AM A SISSY GIRL WITH NO BALLS!
Your crazy, I am a professional ski instructor in Denver, Colorado and I swear by this. If it wasn't for those balloons snow would feel like concrete because of the hydrogen bonding affect of water. Its like jumping in water from high enough, you will get hurt or killed. Next time your skiing make sure you use balloons to cushion your fall.
Ok, this is just stupid, don't be a pussy if you hurt yourself then get first aid offcourse be cautious but there must be a better method than putting ballons.
Remmember to fill the baloon up with water.. Then it's doesn't hurt.. But after an our your balls freeze to ice, and fall of.. They never more will hurt! :D
Saran wrap can be applied around your legs to prevent water from touching your skin in the event that the water balloon integrity is compromised. Later on in the day, the saran wrap can be re-used to keep leftovers, such as a half eaten hamburger or an order of chili chees fries from losing moisture.
can you imagine yourself, stood at the top of a ski slope, one by one partially inflating multicoloured party balloons, then sticking them down your crotch???
I appreciated the importance you place on safety when doing these dangerous stunts. Stuffing a red balloon in you goggles to prevent injury in case your demo "fall" went terribly wrong, resulting in a disasterous "face plant in the snow" scenario, is just brilliant. BRAVO
get better tips i have seen like 5 of your videos already and i feel like a part of me died dang you Mark!!!!! but i do like the battery tip that was a good one get more tips like that one not all this balloons bulshit am i right everyone???
ok...after watching a bunch of this nerds videos, i"m quite sure that he simply thinks he's funny. that's one of the many drawbacks of being raised in a sheltered life. poor guy...
WOW MARK THX!!!! i fel in the hole while i was lookin for dinousour bones i then went home and got mud on my carpet so i cut a hole around it and used the other side after that i bathed my self in cool aid then when i was all clean and sticky i went to go play sum mine sweaper thanks mark!!
LMAO!! wat a joke.. listen to the dudes voice "Try packing your pants with balloons!" he says to so straight with a content voice..this guy must be joking
It's not so much the dude that's funny it's reading all the dumbasses responses who've actually tried these "tips". LOL GO Infinite Solutions!!! I'm in fuckin tears!
For all those saying if the balloon pops it will hurt, DONT FULLY INFLATE THE BALLONS, I have tried several times when just out for a street job, and found partially inflated is less likely to burst.
Thanks mark! i put balloons in my pants and when i fell i thought of u and then i dug for little dinosaur bones. i found so many but it got me dirty so i took a bath in some koolaid and now my tired never skid now on icy roads cause the chunky peanut butter really helps!!
i would but i dont want to go on the slopes looking like a douche
Goober13md 3 months ago
DIDN'T HURT
pig12345 4 months ago
I know a lot of basketball players who put basketballs in their pants so that it doesn't hurt when the coach spanks them.
Kuploosh 1 year ago
OR, you don't be a pussy
screamsinfamous 1 year ago
LOL JAJAJA
10mfs 1 year ago
Also IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A IDIOT!
xxXWARBLOODXxx 1 year ago
Good tip! Also works for skateboarding!
Hajamieli 2 years ago
what......the.......fuck
AczieFB 2 years ago 2
Balloons + ski clothes = "Hey, not ba- ooh- ahh! *POP* Ouch!"
Coastergeekperson04 2 years ago
lol he doesnt even know how to wear his glasses
yancaronable 2 years ago 5
@yancaronable No, the way the string is turned gives you more balance in high-speed decent.
AwsmUsername 5 months ago
there are a certain number of steps a human being can take before they spontaneously combust. scientists say it is somewhere between 16 million steps, and 200 trillion steps. got a walkometer with 15 digits on it? maybe it wont be so spontaneous.
kjaw333 2 years ago
when he falls its gonna sound like BIG FART
ripppking 2 years ago 3
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saifakbor 2 years ago
shitno one will be skiing there with strange balls on it and everyone would ask him
why did you put ballons on your pants?
afimargera1 2 years ago
ye.. im stoned
afimargera1 2 years ago
wouldnt they pop
kjaw333 2 years ago
These are supposed to be jokes.
yonidf99 2 years ago
Wouldnt have hurt anyways
houndoom1234 2 years ago
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harryflocyberman 2 years ago
Also, if you fill the balloons with helium, you will glide slightly higher, therefore you will go faster. All the pros do it
Kicker20007 2 years ago 3
hahaha
xxmad4musicxx 2 years ago
omg i lauged so hard when he fell. he was only going like 2 mph!
Coins4Cheese 2 years ago
LOL XD
iforgotaboutit 2 years ago
for those not bright enough to notice ... this is "comedy / parody" ever heard of those 2 terms ? huh ?
pheipl 2 years ago
amen good god these people are idiots.
gabelock 2 years ago
this was very useful.....NOOOOT!!!
PolskiRobot 2 years ago
your already on SNOW how much more of a coushin do you NEED?!
thegamer1236 2 years ago
ever heard of ice?
Ikimono 2 years ago
youve apparently never skiied b4 my friend.
gabelock 2 years ago
lmao, i ski every year in colorado and utah. double-blacks there are 100% ice.
Ikimono 2 years ago
lmfaoo what the fuck??
louiseycheesey101 2 years ago
what if you do an extreme bail?
thatseanperson 2 years ago
Hey... what are those band aids in his goggles for?
AmeriKidz 3 years ago
they stop the goggles from fogging
sstew671 3 years ago 3
Oh yeah, I forgot that you could do that! I'm gonna put some on my car windshield. May need about 2 boxes of them tho.
Cool -Thanks ;-)
GameSoljer 3 years ago 3
And if it comes to more than 5 dollars, they're cheatin' ya!
BohepansTheThird 2 years ago
ok 1 thats uncomfortable 2 they might pop and 3 if u fall that soft of course it wouldnt hurt
sstew671 3 years ago
hahahahahah dipshit?
foolsbetrippin 2 years ago
So freakin funny.
*falls soft*
See? Didn't hurt! HAW!
ShockPole 3 years ago 3
when he falls its gonna sound like a BIG FAT!
ripppking 3 years ago 5
lol i was just thinking that
EpicTom 3 years ago
I'll be sure to put extra in the crotch area.
Piexing 3 years ago
hehe he wasnt supposed to fall yet, he was supposed to pass up the slope then fall
djuanbosco 3 years ago
just don't inflate the balloons too much
KhmerD0g 3 years ago
I wonder what would happen if they just... popped!
Someone skiing next to him would freak!
Buggy793 3 years ago 2
LOL I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
RAWRitsanONION 3 years ago
LOL I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
100coathangers 3 years ago 2
lol i was just thinking that
RAWRitsanONION 3 years ago 2
lol i was just thinking that
crabbtrio 3 years ago 2
lol i was just thinking that
sam2468007 3 years ago 2
lol i was just thinking that
sam2468007 3 years ago 2
lol i was just thinking that
evildwarf 3 years ago
lol i was just thinking that
PeacePife 3 years ago 2
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
BohepansTheThird 3 years ago
hahahahahha righteous
foolsbetrippin 2 years ago
Thank you. XD
BohepansTheThird 2 years ago
lol it wont hurt by a fall like that bout a fall from a cliff lol
hecktickxx 3 years ago 2
he still wasnt supposed to fall. it was supposedd to be when hes going farther down (so that fall was an accident)
djuanbosco 3 years ago
did that guy seriously just stuff balloons in his pants?
jasonwhite22 3 years ago 5
shit mark one more time you made me look like a complete retard on the slopes with bandages and this, FUCK!!
djuanbosco 3 years ago
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FUCK YOU MARK ERICKSON!!!!!!
DrKillFace 3 years ago
If I done that then I would die (allergy to balloons lol)
chrisybwell 3 years ago
I don't have any balloons, but I do have a box full of thumb tacks. Will that do?
Ricangal 3 years ago
glue the pointy end facing out, so when you fall you actually attach yourself to the ground and not slide downhill
Jtpeopleschamp 3 years ago 3
hahahahaahahahhaha
ThatGuyinPLVY 3 years ago
when he falls its going to sound like big fart
ripppking 3 years ago 23
@ripppking Very funny.BBuutt hheeaadd
kylecontreras 4 months ago
lol but they get frozen and ur balls fronze and ur peanut 2 and then the doctors cut it and...I like more the impact
fetohuano 3 years ago
in your pants yea man fall on his ass people are going to think he blew his sack
justmecoop 3 years ago 3
my friend tried water balloons and they popped,throughout the whole trip people thought he pissed himself
JJG323 3 years ago
yeah, water ballons weren't such a good idea. The last thing you need in the cold is to be wet.
greendrag13 3 years ago
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I Am Mark Fuckerson And This Has Been A Shit Fit.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT CRAP FACE WITH DOG SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND YOUR RACIST MOTHER! I Hope Those Balloons Bust On Your Tiny, Microscopic Hot Dog Winer And I Hope It Hurts. Stop Being A Little Girl With No Life. LOOK AT ME, I'M MIKE FUCKERSON AND I AM A SISSY GIRL WITH NO BALLS!
jammil4740 3 years ago
Dude shut up this guys so fucking funny. Talk about no life just look at your comment
FucJesus 3 years ago 8
Yeah it sounds like you actually took one of these clips seriously.
Don't blame Mark just because you have a hole in your carpet.
newowned 3 years ago 5
I mean, "cute" not "vute"... XD
MomWtrmn 3 years ago 2
That was hysterical! Vute vid. ^_^
MomWtrmn 3 years ago 4
why are you doing this? what happened back in your childhood and you are testing people's inteligence???
fanourisdiplaros 3 years ago
I reckon he got teased for being a geek and this his revenge.
JenkleJ 3 years ago
stupid.
pgdrums12 3 years ago
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that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. it doesn't hurt when u fall on skis because there's a thing called snow.
ApolloSoldier 3 years ago
Your crazy, I am a professional ski instructor in Denver, Colorado and I swear by this. If it wasn't for those balloons snow would feel like concrete because of the hydrogen bonding affect of water. Its like jumping in water from high enough, you will get hurt or killed. Next time your skiing make sure you use balloons to cushion your fall.
AnonAnonAnimus 3 years ago 23
Oh ok, but do you use this method with childrens,womens? I mean if this is so, they should something in order not use balloons.
snewjaimes 3 years ago
old skiers trick, fill them with shaving cream and they dnt get all staticy or pop
psychofish25 3 years ago 2
and if they do happen to pop.... have fun cleaning the shaving cream off your clothes...
GoodNarget 3 years ago 2
and...POP!!!
aaronchungrulez 3 years ago
Its supposed to be a joke: check out the others to find out why. Its funny. Ive been watching for nearly an hour now i just cant stop.
IF you are bored, go check out lasagne cat, done by similar people!
skythra 3 years ago
Ok, this is just stupid, don't be a pussy if you hurt yourself then get first aid offcourse be cautious but there must be a better method than putting ballons.
snewjaimes 3 years ago 2
This vid is a joke.
L33Tz0rs 3 years ago 8
yes, this is just waste of time. Probably for little Kids who are learning.
snewjaimes 3 years ago
snewjaimes', comment is funnier than the video.
bitesizeme 3 years ago 4
snewjaimes is a smartie!
eddiemundo 3 years ago
ohh thank you.
snewjaimes 3 years ago
he was going really slow it wouldn't hurt much anyway
houndoom1234 3 years ago 3
he was going really slow it wouldn't hurt much anyway
houndoom1234 3 years ago 2
LOL funny vid
Snipe496 3 years ago 2
ok now fall on a black diamond going between 50 and 60 and then tell me it wont hurt
freakinawesome11 3 years ago 2
lol great humor
shune84 3 years ago 2
OW! MY BALLS
Fenderdude3477 3 years ago 4
he has a baloon on his penis and it pops
ouch !
Simibrairez 4 years ago 2
did he got hurt!?!?!?!1!?!?!?ELeven@!!!
PompayBurnz 4 years ago
are you fucking kidding me
letsgobuffalo1 4 years ago
this is actually an old skier's trick. it works better if you fill the balloons with shaving cream.
FlamingHound 4 years ago 2
Lol don't the pop and ur gonna spend about 10 bucks on balloons?
natanel360 4 years ago
this guy is a total idiot
Tyler5014 4 years ago
great ski around looking like youve got melon sized testicles
spoonman192 4 years ago 7
my baloons poped and wet my pants
orangemiss 4 years ago
well that was interesting...
AltairTheFlyingOne 4 years ago
Balloon fetish?
Gameboygenius 4 years ago
lol ur gonna go skiing and plp r gonna look at u saying "what a huge ass tht guy has"
MongFromKong 4 years ago 4
But sooo comfy...
Viewindo 4 years ago
Remmember to fill the baloon up with water.. Then it's doesn't hurt.. But after an our your balls freeze to ice, and fall of.. They never more will hurt! :D
humordrengene 4 years ago 2
when u do that u got sum big cojones....
boringboredom1 4 years ago
you guys no this is a joke right mark erickson is just playing with you guys. glad to see it worked. GO MARK!
marckericksonfan 4 years ago
Leftover dinner rolls work better.
nhs76 4 years ago
Fool. Out of my favorites over this crap.
PackedFunk 4 years ago
lol i do that all the time its even better when its full of watter
nolab143691 4 years ago 3
wonderful idea, so that when it pops, your pants will be full of water... up in the mountains... in the snow.. IN THE FREEZING COLD.
AvenSkyGazer 4 years ago
and that is jest how much of a man i am
nolab143691 4 years ago
hahaha right on. Im actually writing here from vail mountain, Colorado. On vacation! What a coincidence :] Hitting Gold Dust after lunch :)
AvenSkyGazer 4 years ago
Saran wrap can be applied around your legs to prevent water from touching your skin in the event that the water balloon integrity is compromised. Later on in the day, the saran wrap can be re-used to keep leftovers, such as a half eaten hamburger or an order of chili chees fries from losing moisture.
drumjod 4 years ago 5
what if they
pop
gmodking 4 years ago
Then im gonna have a huge bulge...
JJKId93 4 years ago
i love infinite solutions, but good grief.
can you imagine yourself, stood at the top of a ski slope, one by one partially inflating multicoloured party balloons, then sticking them down your crotch???
wow.
whiningrhino 4 years ago
What a site!
drumjod 4 years ago
ummmm.......no
hockplayer15 4 years ago
Wow, I've never tried that, I only stick waffles in my pants when I bicycle.
StevieSaid 4 years ago 7
Doesn't hurt anyway. Skiing owns.
Andoriyu 4 years ago
the " It didnt hurt " part was so fuken halarious. but its a good idea. dam hes a genius
Eact84 4 years ago
they could be sucked up by your butt and suffocate you... wear safety gear if you try and attempt this
Maximus7889 4 years ago 2
with balloons! if thhey pop, wont your crotch hurt?
aaronchungrulez 4 years ago
Not exactly a hi-tech tip.
PackedFunk 4 years ago
lol after he finished his speech - "FUCKING HELL!!! I CANT BELEIEVE I'M EVEN DOING THIS! THAT FUCKING BLEW MY ASS OFF!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!"
saundersm10 4 years ago
lol I said wont the make my ass look big lol
C2tch3r 4 years ago
yeah until the rubber rebounds and gives you the harest slap ever,
viper's quicktip of the day: to pervent your ball's for getting damaged while skiing just place a orange in your pants, then it dosen't even hurt.
-viper xeon-
viperxeon 4 years ago
LOL
NoLimitSoldierEC 4 years ago
Stupid green pants make you look like a pear.
PackedFunk 4 years ago 5
lol
sfballach 4 years ago 3
Mark,
I appreciated the importance you place on safety when doing these dangerous stunts. Stuffing a red balloon in you goggles to prevent injury in case your demo "fall" went terribly wrong, resulting in a disasterous "face plant in the snow" scenario, is just brilliant. BRAVO
barkingnose 4 years ago 6
Do not put water in the balloon!! thats an advice lol
Hyperion223 4 years ago 5
I don't belive!
avidaeuro 4 years ago 2
This is great!
ntamsma 4 years ago 3
omg did he get hurt? jesus why do people upload these dangerous videos :(
Morphesolaz 4 years ago 13
yor totally right morphesolaz! youtube should ban this dangerous movies, kids might want to try it to! we cant let this happen!
PompayBurnz 4 years ago
que mierda!!
camelazo 4 years ago
omg this is actually working
i did it to my pants!!
And the girls thought that i have a big penis so they come running thank man ;)
darkroronoa 4 years ago 6
LMAO
NoLimitSoldierEC 4 years ago
haha i only favourited this cause its funny when he falls over!
xAlanxEnglandx 4 years ago 2
If you fill the balloons with helium, it also helps you fly higher when you go off a jump!
ShadowraithXI 4 years ago 14
LOL! it doesen't hurt falling on snow, so why put balloons in ur pants? to make ur dick look bigger?
soadnr1fan 4 years ago
get better tips i have seen like 5 of your videos already and i feel like a part of me died dang you Mark!!!!! but i do like the battery tip that was a good one get more tips like that one not all this balloons bulshit am i right everyone???
adrriian 4 years ago
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you just want to make you dick look bigger for the guys you flaming homo douche mic bad fag
shanexx667 4 years ago
thanks.
nice tip
emogutten 4 years ago
ahh ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! lol lol lol!!
that was so funny!!!
wildweelz 4 years ago 2
ok...after watching a bunch of this nerds videos, i"m quite sure that he simply thinks he's funny. that's one of the many drawbacks of being raised in a sheltered life. poor guy...
staticmaker 4 years ago
this is the first time i actually bursted out laughing in awhile, when "mark" falls its hilarious.
Puddinhaid 4 years ago
Thanks mark. BTW condoms can be used in place of balloons too.
beatlesalbum 4 years ago
just make sure it empty!
hawk9547 4 years ago
WOW MARK THX!!!! i fel in the hole while i was lookin for dinousour bones i then went home and got mud on my carpet so i cut a hole around it and used the other side after that i bathed my self in cool aid then when i was all clean and sticky i went to go play sum mine sweaper thanks mark!!
Tony5269108 4 years ago 3
LMAO!! wat a joke.. listen to the dudes voice "Try packing your pants with balloons!" he says to so straight with a content voice..this guy must be joking
TPepper22 4 years ago
It's not so much the dude that's funny it's reading all the dumbasses responses who've actually tried these "tips". LOL GO Infinite Solutions!!! I'm in fuckin tears!
bajovato 4 years ago 5
if they blow up they whill think that u farted u idiot rolf lmao
afms93 4 years ago
that must be the sadest tip iv'e ever heard!
stokmarknes 4 years ago
this is mark erricson here with a double tip you dont get hurt when falling and you get a fat arse
darkhorror9 4 years ago
that guy is nuts
denhanz 4 years ago
Not even remotely funny. All bull----.
bill44445 4 years ago
lame just like the cutting the stain out of the carpet. STUPID
h0ck3ypl4yer 4 years ago
honestly, if you need to put balloons in ur pants..you probably dont belong on the mountain. he has to be fake. stick to computers
amuuused 4 years ago
For all those saying if the balloon pops it will hurt, DONT FULLY INFLATE THE BALLONS, I have tried several times when just out for a street job, and found partially inflated is less likely to burst.
sanity93 4 years ago
ok that wasnt a kick tip, it was a stupid tip.
anubiseph 4 years ago
um ok so you want you ass to look fat and lumpy? Lets try taking it like a man instead
whirly22 4 years ago
well if it pops its gonna hurt like a mother
jakeb321321 4 years ago
Thanks mark! i put balloons in my pants and when i fell i thought of u and then i dug for little dinosaur bones. i found so many but it got me dirty so i took a bath in some koolaid and now my tired never skid now on icy roads cause the chunky peanut butter really helps!!
Stewster1993 4 years ago
omg this guy is funny people dont take u serously u know, they take u for a joke
xAlanxEnglandx 4 years ago
if you fall the ballons will make your pants blow up
and your peanus
wafflethedomcat 4 years ago
lol thats funny!
silverwind1012 4 years ago
IT'S A TRAP!
AdmlAckbar 4 years ago 2
i seriously cannot figure out if this guy is joking or not.
HandsUpPantsDown 4 years ago
maybe some are real and some are jokes
TheMexGamer 4 years ago