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  • i would but i dont want to go on the slopes looking like a douche

  • DIDN'T HURT

  • I know a lot of basketball players who put basketballs in their pants so that it doesn't hurt when the coach spanks them.

  • OR, you don't be a pussy

  • LOL JAJAJA

  • Also IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A IDIOT!

  • Good tip! Also works for skateboarding!

  • what......the.......fuck

  • Balloons + ski clothes = "Hey, not ba- ooh- ahh! *POP* Ouch!"

  • lol he doesnt even know how to wear his glasses

  • @yancaronable No, the way the string is turned gives you more balance in high-speed decent.

  • there are a certain number of steps a human being can take before they spontaneously combust. scientists say it is somewhere between 16 million steps, and 200 trillion steps. got a walkometer with 15 digits on it? maybe it wont be so spontaneous.

  • when he falls its gonna sound like BIG FART

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  • shitno one will be skiing there with strange balls on it and everyone would ask him

    why did you put ballons on your pants?

  • ye.. im stoned

  • wouldnt they pop

  • These are supposed to be jokes.

  • Wouldnt have hurt anyways

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  • Also, if you fill the balloons with helium, you will glide slightly higher, therefore you will go faster. All the pros do it

  • hahaha

  • omg i lauged so hard when he fell. he was only going like 2 mph!

  • LOL XD

  • for those not bright enough to notice ... this is "comedy / parody" ever heard of those 2 terms ? huh ?

  • amen good god these people are idiots.

  • this was very useful.....NOOOOT!!!

  • your already on SNOW how much more of a coushin do you NEED?!

  • ever heard of ice?

  • youve apparently never skiied b4 my friend.

  • lmao, i ski every year in colorado and utah. double-blacks there are 100% ice.

  • lmfaoo what the fuck??

  • what if you do an extreme bail?

  • Hey... what are those band aids in his goggles for?

  • they stop the goggles from fogging

  • Oh yeah, I forgot that you could do that! I'm gonna put some on my car windshield. May need about 2 boxes of them tho.

    Cool -Thanks ;-)

  • And if it comes to more than 5 dollars, they're cheatin' ya!

  • ok 1 thats uncomfortable 2 they might pop and 3 if u fall that soft of course it wouldnt hurt

  • hahahahahah dipshit?

  • So freakin funny.

    *falls soft*

    See? Didn't hurt! HAW!

  • when he falls its gonna sound like a BIG FAT!

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • I'll be sure to put extra in the crotch area.

  • hehe he wasnt supposed to fall yet, he was supposed to pass up the slope then fall

  • just don't inflate the balloons too much

  • I wonder what would happen if they just... popped!

    Someone skiing next to him would freak!

  • LOL I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

  • LOL I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • lol i was just thinking that

  • C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

  • hahahahahha righteous

  • Thank you. XD

  • lol it wont hurt by a fall like that bout a fall from a cliff lol

  • he still wasnt supposed to fall. it was supposedd to be when hes going farther down (so that fall was an accident)

  • did that guy seriously just stuff balloons in his pants?

  • shit mark one more time you made me look like a complete retard on the slopes with bandages and this, FUCK!!

  • If I done that then I would die (allergy to balloons lol)

  • I don't have any balloons, but I do have a box full of thumb tacks. Will that do?

  • glue the pointy end facing out, so when you fall you actually attach yourself to the ground and not slide downhill

  • hahahahaahahahhaha

  • when he falls its going to sound like big fart

  • @ripppking Very funny.BBuutt hheeaadd

  • lol but they get frozen and ur balls fronze and ur peanut 2 and then the doctors cut it and...I like more the impact

  • in your pants yea man fall on his ass people are going to think he blew his sack

  • my friend tried water balloons and they popped,throughout the whole trip people thought he pissed himself

  • yeah, water ballons weren't such a good idea. The last thing you need in the cold is to be wet.

  • Dude shut up this guys so fucking funny. Talk about no life just look at your comment

  • Yeah it sounds like you actually took one of these clips seriously.

    Don't blame Mark just because you have a hole in your carpet.

  • I mean, "cute" not "vute"... XD

  • That was hysterical! Vute vid. ^_^

  • why are you doing this? what happened back in your childhood and you are testing people's inteligence???

  • I reckon he got teased for being a geek and this his revenge.

  • stupid.

  • Your crazy, I am a professional ski instructor in Denver, Colorado and I swear by this. If it wasn't for those balloons snow would feel like concrete because of the hydrogen bonding affect of water. Its like jumping in water from high enough, you will get hurt or killed. Next time your skiing make sure you use balloons to cushion your fall.

  • Oh ok, but do you use this method with childrens,womens? I mean if this is so, they should something in order not use balloons.

  • old skiers trick, fill them with shaving cream and they dnt get all staticy or pop

  • and if they do happen to pop.... have fun cleaning the shaving cream off your clothes...

  • and...POP!!!

  • Its supposed to be a joke: check out the others to find out why. Its funny. Ive been watching for nearly an hour now i just cant stop.

    IF you are bored, go check out lasagne cat, done by similar people!

  • Ok, this is just stupid, don't be a pussy if you hurt yourself then get first aid offcourse be cautious but there must be a better method than putting ballons.

  • This vid is a joke.

  • yes, this is just waste of time. Probably for little Kids who are learning.

  • snewjaimes', comment is funnier than the video.

  • snewjaimes is a smartie!

  • ohh thank you.

  • he was going really slow it wouldn't hurt much anyway

  • he was going really slow it wouldn't hurt much anyway

  • LOL funny vid

  • ok now fall on a black diamond going between 50 and 60 and then tell me it wont hurt

  • lol great humor

  • OW! MY BALLS

  • he has a baloon on his penis and it pops

    ouch !

  • did he got hurt!?!?!?!1!?!?!?ELeven@!!!

  • are you fucking kidding me

  • this is actually an old skier's trick. it works better if you fill the balloons with shaving cream.

  • Lol don't the pop and ur gonna spend about 10 bucks on balloons?

  • this guy is a total idiot

  • great ski around looking like youve got melon sized testicles

  • my baloons poped and wet my pants

  • well that was interesting...

  • Balloon fetish?

  • lol ur gonna go skiing and plp r gonna look at u saying "what a huge ass tht guy has"

  • But sooo comfy...

  • Remmember to fill the baloon up with water.. Then it's doesn't hurt.. But after an our your balls freeze to ice, and fall of.. They never more will hurt! :D

  • when u do that u got sum big cojones....

  • you guys no this is a joke right mark erickson is just playing with you guys. glad to see it worked. GO MARK!

  • Leftover dinner rolls work better.

  • Fool. Out of my favorites over this crap.

  • lol i do that all the time its even better when its full of watter

  • wonderful idea, so that when it pops, your pants will be full of water... up in the mountains... in the snow.. IN THE FREEZING COLD.

  • and that is jest how much of a man i am

  • hahaha right on. Im actually writing here from vail mountain, Colorado. On vacation! What a coincidence :] Hitting Gold Dust after lunch :)

  • Saran wrap can be applied around your legs to prevent water from touching your skin in the event that the water balloon integrity is compromised. Later on in the day, the saran wrap can be re-used to keep leftovers, such as a half eaten hamburger or an order of chili chees fries from losing moisture.

  • what if they

    pop

  • Then im gonna have a huge bulge...

  • i love infinite solutions, but good grief.

    can you imagine yourself, stood at the top of a ski slope, one by one partially inflating multicoloured party balloons, then sticking them down your crotch???

    wow.

  • What a site!

  • ummmm.......no

  • Wow, I've never tried that, I only stick waffles in my pants when I bicycle.

  • Doesn't hurt anyway. Skiing owns.

  • the " It didnt hurt " part was so fuken halarious. but its a good idea. dam hes a genius

  • they could be sucked up by your butt and suffocate you... wear safety gear if you try and attempt this

  • with balloons! if thhey pop, wont your crotch hurt?

  • Not exactly a hi-tech tip.

  • lol after he finished his speech - "FUCKING HELL!!! I CANT BELEIEVE I'M EVEN DOING THIS! THAT FUCKING BLEW MY ASS OFF!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!"

  • lol I said wont the make my ass look big lol

  • yeah until the rubber rebounds and gives you the harest slap ever,

    viper's quicktip of the day: to pervent your ball's for getting damaged while skiing just place a orange in your pants, then it dosen't even hurt.

    -viper xeon-

  • LOL

  • Stupid green pants make you look like a pear.

  • lol

  • Mark,

    I appreciated the importance you place on safety when doing these dangerous stunts. Stuffing a red balloon in you goggles to prevent injury in case your demo "fall" went terribly wrong, resulting in a disasterous "face plant in the snow" scenario, is just brilliant. BRAVO

  • Do not put water in the balloon!! thats an advice lol

  • I don't belive!

  • This is great!

  • omg did he get hurt? jesus why do people upload these dangerous videos :(

  • yor totally right morphesolaz! youtube should ban this dangerous movies, kids might want to try it to! we cant let this happen!

  • que mierda!!

  • omg this is actually working

    i did it to my pants!!

    And the girls thought that i have a big penis so they come running thank man ;)

  • LMAO

  • haha i only favourited this cause its funny when he falls over!

  • If you fill the balloons with helium, it also helps you fly higher when you go off a jump!

  • LOL! it doesen't hurt falling on snow, so why put balloons in ur pants? to make ur dick look bigger?

  • get better tips i have seen like 5 of your videos already and i feel like a part of me died dang you Mark!!!!! but i do like the battery tip that was a good one get more tips like that one not all this balloons bulshit am i right everyone???

  • thanks.

    nice tip

  • ahh ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! lol lol lol!!

    that was so funny!!!

  • ok...after watching a bunch of this nerds videos, i"m quite sure that he simply thinks he's funny. that's one of the many drawbacks of being raised in a sheltered life. poor guy...

  • this is the first time i actually bursted out laughing in awhile, when "mark" falls its hilarious.

  • Thanks mark. BTW condoms can be used in place of balloons too.

  • just make sure it empty!

  • WOW MARK THX!!!! i fel in the hole while i was lookin for dinousour bones i then went home and got mud on my carpet so i cut a hole around it and used the other side after that i bathed my self in cool aid then when i was all clean and sticky i went to go play sum mine sweaper thanks mark!!

  • LMAO!! wat a joke.. listen to the dudes voice "Try packing your pants with balloons!" he says to so straight with a content voice..this guy must be joking

  • It's not so much the dude that's funny it's reading all the dumbasses responses who've actually tried these "tips". LOL GO Infinite Solutions!!! I'm in fuckin tears!

  • if they blow up they whill think that u farted u idiot rolf lmao

  • that must be the sadest tip iv'e ever heard!

  • this is mark erricson here with a double tip you dont get hurt when falling and you get a fat arse

  • that guy is nuts

  • Not even remotely funny. All bull----.

  • lame just like the cutting the stain out of the carpet. STUPID

  • honestly, if you need to put balloons in ur pants..you probably dont belong on the mountain. he has to be fake. stick to computers

  • For all those saying if the balloon pops it will hurt, DONT FULLY INFLATE THE BALLONS, I have tried several times when just out for a street job, and found partially inflated is less likely to burst.

  • ok that wasnt a kick tip, it was a stupid tip.

  • um ok so you want you ass to look fat and lumpy? Lets try taking it like a man instead

  • well if it pops its gonna hurt like a mother

  • Thanks mark! i put balloons in my pants and when i fell i thought of u and then i dug for little dinosaur bones. i found so many but it got me dirty so i took a bath in some koolaid and now my tired never skid now on icy roads cause the chunky peanut butter really helps!!

  • omg this guy is funny people dont take u serously u know, they take u for a joke

  • if you fall the ballons will make your pants blow up

    and your peanus

  • lol thats funny!

  • IT'S A TRAP!

  • i seriously cannot figure out if this guy is joking or not.

  • maybe some are real and some are jokes