Stupid Game Show Answers - Dim Bulbs

[SuaveTito]

That last dude is definitely a stoner.

[Techymancer]

Like livin on de equatah.

[JasonTandro]

Did that guy at 0:45 seriously say he didn't know what bagels were because "I'm Mormon?" WTF????

[Nysguy2003]

Did Richard Dawson comeback to host the Feud or something? Why is he so old? lol

[limegreenelevator]

@Nysguy2003 He briefly came back in the mid-90s.

[Nysguy2003]

Why is penis a "dim" answer? Thats the first thing I thought as well! Does it not get bigger as you get older? lol

[sakisakasan]

@Nysguy2003 not in women

[sshuffield70]

@Nysguy2003 I can't believe that was also on the Anderson Feud. Then again, I didn't watch it. Then they rewrote the question for Harvey Feud and got the same damn answer. It's under Family Feud Penis.

[ech064]

What are bagels?

[tonchita91]

what is the last guys answer? I dont understand it.

[uttamfloray]

@tonchita91 The guy didn't know what "commemorate" meant.

[tdickensheets]

Coo Coo clock. Duh! 

[KidChaos878]

"Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older."

"Penis"

LIKE A BOSS!

[TheYouwontgetit]

why would anyone eat jewish food...

[TheOffkilter]

That guy who said chow mein wasnt stupid he just didnt know anything about jewish food so he said something stupid to make a joke.

[noahman5017]

@Thiple333 I know how you feel!!!

[Thiple333]

I can't stop watching these!!!

[libbyrock123]

Once a month?? If I had a husband that hot... that lady is nuts! LOL

[ConfusedSponge]

The lady at 0:30 looks EXACTLY likes Evan Rachel Wood! They're so alike that it scares me!

[saylem0193]

At 1:15 was that bob eager?

[SuperCharge1248]

the 2 top comments have the same numbers

[eyg24]

@SuperCharge1248 HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME

[allisgreatownz]

@EdEoc5 and her face

[saxytexasboy77]

98.6 for an ideal temperature. That was like in "Miss Congeniality" when they said "Describe the perfect date" and the girl gave a day in April.

[elTenedor2]

That last guy is a king. And who is the British host? I love him!

[jamstar1]

@elTenedor2 Les Dennis

[chopstikz85]

wow, that black gentleman has certainly reinforced a stereotype.

[jjl666420666]

shannon is adorable



[schnorschrajaxx]

is 2:04 would be my wife i'd have sex more than once a month....

[burrheadish]

OMG what happened to Richard dawson?!

[tblackjacks1]

@burrheadish he's been gone for a while

[burrheadish]

0:46 And they say that my generation is dumb.

[TheYouwontgetit]

two blonds as husbnad and wife...? shouldn't it be illegal???

[LoafOfPint]

It took me ages to get the last clip, I think I've worked it out now. :P

[Emaster03]

Something you stroke... ;)

[musjamasha]

it's Louie Anderson <3

[popi9898]

@rosemaddison google Kukla, Fran and Ollie...but I still don't know why it's so funny...by his reaction I assumed it was off color

[WavemasterAshi]

@popi9898 Because she misheard it and went so far afield from the definitive and obvious answer.

[Moorich]

Janet is hot

[DeadlyAngelicDemon]

I just love how that host mocks the poor fool's answer.

"You're my FAVORITE Match!!"

[banhmi02]

most of these, if not all, of these contestants are probably politicians

[aodgabelogan]

In response to the last one, we don't want you to have any kids either!

[papdogz]

Oh ma gawd the old fat guy who says "It like living on the equataaaa" made me almost piss myself hahahaha

[barber215]

@papdogz That would be Richard Dawson. He put on a fair amount of weight after he quit smoking

[AEMoreira81]

Name something you stroke! (Number 1 answer at 0:09)

[genesislover]

The first answer wasn't that dumb. hehe

[meaganfarr2]

For the stroke question...

I did not expect match....

*Slapped*

[Ninjaheiro]

or is it the bagel?

[Brian211978]

0:53-1:07...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­!!!!

[rocknurworld4evr]

wow! drinking water + "what are bagles" doe not mix!

[pihsrats]

Penis could've been an answer for 1:43 as well

[sakisakasan]

@pihsrats and 1:10

[MizDePeiza]

Thumbs up if you commemorate!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rex0142king]

I keep telling myself "Just one more video" and now it's 3:41 am... X)

[Nirvana415]

@Rex0142king Correction, 4.36 am!

[MistaTamilan]

@Rex0142king Sameeee O:

[kafcin]

@Rex0142king At least you're at home. I'm supposed to be working.

[blackfox479]

@Rex0142king 5:54 for me

[Rex0142king]

@blackfox479 Lovely...

[LMA629]

@Rex0142king holy shit i just read that and it's 3:41 AM right now too!!

[Rex0142king]

@LMA629 HAHAHA! :D

[LMA629]

@Rex0142king i know right? it was freaky.

[fatcowof]

@Rex0142king It's 00:40 here. I have been watching these videos for 5 days. If anyone can read this: please tell my family that I love them.

[Rex0142king]

@fatcowof I'll send them an email. ;)

[ThisUserNameUnknown]

@Rex0142king lol, I was just saying that to myself..Now look where I am haha.

[Rex0142king]

@ThisUserNameUnknown I wasn't joking either, it was literarly 3:41 am when I wrote that. :P

[cam10121c]

0:55 I don't get it..

[dessertboy2006]

coocoos friend is Ali ?

[chipsnever957]

wtf is cookoo, fran & ollie?!

[WarOfTheKnights]

@chipsnever957 She misunderstood apparently and Cuckoo Fran and Ollie is meant for Kukla Fran and Ollie.

[DvdjDrD]

@WarOfTheKnights...she didn't misunderstand....she thought that the puppets were Cuckoo,Friend,and Ollie if you listen close. Gene's reaction and Daley's reaction are classic

[redsoxxx1234]

that last guys smokes weed alot lol

[Ghostfloata]

yeah me and my girl commemorate once a month too! lol

[thepeopleschump]

*Buzzer* Penis *Cheshire Cat Grin*

I think he has something to be proud of...lol

[ToPixas]

NO HUMAN QUALITIES

[mleverich1991]

by the way, "Kukla, Fran, and Ollie" was a 50s children's TV show

[J0NDUDE]

Lol, LOVE THIS CHANNEL

[taylorover9000]

At 1:04 I think he said Run for your life!

[horcruxkiller]

Traditional Jewish Favorite: Corn? Not only does the wife not know what a bagel is but she thinks that maize is grown in Israel. Go figure.

[AEMoreira81]

@horcruxkiller But at the time, you would never have known what a bagel is if you didn't live in the Northeast...and this was in the 1970s in California, where at the time they would never have heard of bagels.

[kelceejofarra]

@AEMoreira81

..... The concept of a bagel isn't that difficult.

I think they would've had them in California in the 70's if they had them where I lived at that time.

[ConfusedSponge]

* He got the word com·mem·o·rate mixed up with the word con - su - mate

[stonekold10x]

What are Bagels? I don't know I'm Mormon lol!!

[ConfusedSponge]

did the last guy thought commemerate mean sex?

[buddahnature]

@ConfusedSponge i do think thats wt was getting at, hence the hilarity lmao.

[ConfusedSponge]

@buddahnature Yeah. LMAO.

[shoredude2]

@ConfusedSponge I think he confused commerate with consumate.

[ConfusedSponge]

first answer/

[Destroy2777]

Note: On the captions for the quickness clip, you display "The answer was quickness." when he really said "Evidently, it wasn't quickness."

[Monuver]

@Destroy2777 I'm pretty sure the captions are automated.

[cheekypants321]

You're my FAVORITE match!

[nigahiga68]

I love the theme.

[Gaskinslaci]

hahaha love the last one with blonde newly wedds!

[immaphatskank]

Coo-Coo Friendinollie

[AEMoreira81]

The first answer would have been perfect for 1:45 - something you stroke: A PENIS!

[JustinBlottin]

@AEMoreira81

But you have to admit it, match was funnier.

"Come on, you're my favorite match."

Or better yet, Cum on youre my faovrite match.

[Gaskinslaci]

@AEMoreira81 hahaah i thought the same thing!!!

[buddahnature]

P.s.....poor Shannon

[buddahnature]

Gosh these are funni! Which one is the british show?

[UofLCardFan08]

@buddahnature

Family Fortunes

[gipsontvp1]

@UofLCardFan08 thank you ^_^

[barnacleburger]

Two hours and counting!

[farvin111]

freddy penis

[cherishshanae]

I love these videos!

[3KOBAIN]

these videos are addictive. I can't stop watching them.

[k39564]

its amazine how people from the 70s 80s were stupid

[elitesmg]

@k39564 HAHAHA! It is "amazine" isn't it? Just so fucking amazing.

[chickflickaddict91]

@HomestarRunner20X6 Why take a stab at the Mormons??

[HomestarRunner20X6]

@chickflickaddict91 You're right. That was a cheap shot. Mormons are self-parodies anyway.

[aus199699]

I dont get :53

[ScreamDeadly]

@aus199699 Her answer was Cuckoo, Fran and Ollie. There was a TV show that ran from 1947 to 1957 called "Kukla, Fran and Ollie".

[AEMoreira81]

@ScreamDeadly She answered Cuckoo, FRIEND, and Ollie...getting 2 of the names wrong after they had been on only a few shows before.

[ScreamDeadly]

@AEMoreira81 Oh. I knew I was missing something there. Thanks~ ^w^

[AEMoreira81]

The ideal everyday temperature was a bad question...she thought internal temperature. I would have too.

[cookie1749]

0:06 LOL 

[Coldcuresmytragedy]

I would love to smoke with the last guy lmao he's hilarious.

[chillyindy]

I absolutely can. not. stop. laughing...

[gnrfan32]

0:58, shitstorm

[EndeveraftR]

Penis

[MPL029]

What does that stoner dude say "once a month we.......?? Cant understand him....

[JosephCurrency]

@MPL029 The topic was "Name Something You Commemorate." He said they took her off of birth control pills and since they don't want to have kids they have sex during her period. So he says, "about once a month we commemorate."

[uberhaxor69]

mmm jewish chow mein i might as well try japanese bagels XD

[foxxyloxx]

@ 2:22 when she fans herself, is the answer on her card "His Shoes"? lol.

[AubrynVonStrange]

PENIS! LOLOL

[Dontreportabug]

1:43 "What was the last thing you stroke?" I know a funnier answer to this one. :p

[UofLCardFan08]

@Dontreportabug

Hmm, would the answer be the same as in the first clip? :-p

[Dontreportabug]

@UofLCardFan08 You and your dirty imagination! I was reffering to a pussy, cat that is. :P

[matrixphijr]

@Dontreportabug You know, correctly writing 'pussycat' as one word saves a whole lot of confusion...

[Dontreportabug]

@matrixphijr Just tried to make it even more funny/stupid. So thanks for helping. I am going to eat my cat and feed some pussy now.

[matrixphijr]

@Dontreportabug Hah. If you're joking, that's cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse.

[Dontreportabug]

@matrixphijr Glad im not the one answering those gameshow questions. :P

[IndieSoy]

I actually thought that last answer was pretty clever!

[StrangerCoug]

I laughed at the Richard Dawson clip.

[lavachoke]

the family feud question, name a body part the gets bigger as adults get older... they recycled that question again on the fast money!! its on the family feud channel on youtube... the newest season

[johnnycajxrt]

what year was that family feud with the everyday temperature? Richard Dawson looks so old in that clip

[GSNSmashFan3]

@johnnycajxrt

It was from 1994 or 1995.

[johnnycajxrt]

@GSNSmashFan3 really? was it a special or something?

[Modor20]

@johnnycajxrt after Ray Combs got fired, they brought Dawson back with a new set. Low clearances and OJ doomed it to a very short run.

[RantNRavinFection]

hahaha penis

hell i'd answer that too, i mean it's the easy choice

plus the person who answered 'match' what u stroke

i woulda guessed that too

[keggie09]

is freddie, Faldo Waldo from family matters?

[CaryPohlhammer]

The wife at the end looked a lot like Mariah Carey.

[PrettyBlueFairy]

@CaryPohlhammer I thought she sort of looked like Sissy Spacek

[H4L0K1LL4]

"Penis"

[Maidenheaven9316]

all that poon got Richard Dawson a little fat.

[thegatesoflife76]

At the bigger one, that was what I said.

[nolangreen]

That last guy was awesome

[aba2185]

i dont get the cuckoo one

[isbragg]

@aba2185 Back then there was a popular show on TV called "Kukla, Fran and Ollie." The contestant just misunderstood what Gene said.

[blueangel0925]

@aba2185 There was once this show called "Kukla, Fran and Ollie". That contestant apparently didn't know the exact name of the show. I don't get why she didn't say 'clock'...that's what anyone else would have said.

[TrynaBeeFunny]

That first one was asked just recently with Steve Harvey and he got the same answer haha!

[SAIL4323]

@TrynaBeeFunny

The difference was everyone was laughing out of control, as if within the last ten years, America stooped so low to bust into tears of laughter whenever they hear the word penis.

[chickendude08]

"Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older.."

"Penis"

EPIC WIN

[Wolta]

That dude on the last one, reminded me of that dude from Life and Times at Ridgemond High :P

[Fatlord27]

The Family Fortunes guy is clutch.

[chsiao999]

"penis"

[loneshewolf74]

I watched the new Family Feud with Steve Harvey the other day and he asked a woman a question similar to the first on in the video and she also said "penis" His reaction was so priceless! There should be a video of it! XD

[mindfuckerification]

@loneshewolf74 what does XD mean?

[prabourn]

@mindfuckerification It's a laughing face

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@loneshewolf74 There is. Search "Stupid Game Show Answers - 100% Chance of Stupidity"

[Bruhlies1992]

@waterwind2266 that was Les Dennis but now they have a new one called Vernon Kay. Hes the one who asks the man to name a type of bean and he said "les-bean" if you've seen that clip.

[immortalperser]

The answer in 0:10 would be a good answer for the question in 1:44 !

[gatewayeast1609]

The gorgeous young lady at 1:23-1:40; the one whom Richard Dawson is making her laugh her ass off, reminds me of one of my best friends, who practically doesn't go four hours without laughing her ass off.

[evin674]

Stoner at the end. He is soooooooooo baked.

[schmidtbag]

stroking a match wasn't a horrible answer. it isn't improper terminology to say that you strike a match to light it, and stroke is the past tense of strike. i guess in the wrong context it sound weird

[TBTabby]

@schmidtbag "Struck" is the past tense of strike.

[schmidtbag]

@TBTabby actually the definition of strike i was thinking of is actually stroke. i looked it in up dictionary. com. i was thinking of strike as hitting, not strike as in the word they were looking for in this clip

[Loveim4]

@schmidtbag "struck" is the past tense of "strike"

[Dragon5411]

whats the name of the host on 1:22 damn hes funny as hell

[waterwind2266]

@Dragon5411 Richard Dawson.

[waterwind2266]

What is the name of the host of the British version of "Family Feud"? I like him.