Bully = B!tch

[hollybabylovesyou]

if it was a girl i would punch her in the face then sprint.. and if it was a guy i'd kick in the.. **** :) that's how i solve my problems...

[FukYouutoo]

I'm a closet homosexual.

[fanfetti]

pause at 1:10 LOOOOOOOOOOL

[masterinuyasha569]

my difence agunst bullys is to whip my dick ouy then piss on them

[dhek1]

why have you got red eyes? (POT)

[applesauceisfresh]

what if they're physically being bullied?

[KnifeinSkull5]

@applesauceisfresh fuck em up lol

[poxy1000]

great technique for bully fighting, AGREE WITH THEM POSITIVELY! cause the only reason they say what they say is because it bothers the person. so give them the impression that nothing s/he'l say will effect you.

[saberguy24]

Me: *bullys name* hurry don't be late to your stop the garbage truck is almost here!

[MrLucasMcLeod151]

how stoned is he lol

[migueledwards47]

kick they're as and take they're money and they're new shoes lol

[Metalhead1365]

Bully: "Give me your money!!!"

Me: "Sorry, I left it on your mom's nightstand."

[TheBigAnimeMixer]

To bullyingers you can just ingnore them or you can fucking stand up to them >:3 ( I'm not bullyinged anymore~ )

[bfoster15no2]

@TheBigAnimeMixer Bullied*

[TheBigAnimeMixer]

@bfoster15no2 sorry ^^''

[warboylocalgordie]

Bully: YOUR GAY!

Me:if im gay your mum is a man

[gunny426plymouth]

Bully: I'll beat your fucking ass!

Me: Is that a weird fetish of yours?

[SynnisterSpyder]

holy...crap...your eyes are bloodshot XD

[CrazyArtist11]

Ignoring them can work if you stick with it but if the bully is a guy kick him in the balls and walk away I have done it and he was scared of me ever since. No guy wants to be anywhere near someone who has kicked him in the balls!

[happyakira1030]

show that bully you skittles

[coolnerdzroc]

"your birth certificate is an apologyfrom the condom factory" is a gud insult :P

[The321takeoff]

show the buly who's da boss.

[SpiritKillr]

Well you are mean ma'am go suck dick you....you....um....BITCH

[Rusty1591]

best bully defance shoot em in the head

[HaloKittycat3]

BULLY: you like DICK!

ME: Maybe i do

[HaloKittycat3]

fluffee you remind me of my uncle joe soooooooo much

[missemma00]

a bitch on my bus said " hey faggot?! u wanna suck my imaginary dick?" I said "No thank you. Oh and i noticed you said imaginary which is not true!" and my bff told her "BURNED!"

[MegaStarRater]

cute dog

[truetocheer]

call fluffee to beat there ass

[kiosda1]

its funny becuase my defense against is exactally what you do you a stupid fucking faggot why thank you i am your very kind you you that most people dont notice its funny how they are just like uhhh yeah after all that

[daniel57248]

it's new years eve yea

[ArsonWolf]

kick some ass. or get your friends to kick ass for you

[minibatchy08]

bully:ur a stuped jackass

me:why thxs i do watch jackass

bully:ok?

me: (gets teacher)

me: NOW STRIP B**** STRIP

BULLY:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL

[TudorPangal]

If the bully threatens to beat you up, pull down your pants and say "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! HIT ME BABY, I"VE BEEN A BAD BOY!!! NOW SPIT ON ME AND CALL ME A SLUT!!!"

The bully should run away screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

[ingersis]

bully: your a fuck face asshole!

me: your a face fuck holeass!

bully: ...

[TheLovableAsian]

if that was me, my mom would say ' do we look like the white family? ' oh cause im asian -.-

[CutiePieLoL5]

Say I'm Fluffee's best friend! :) That'll shut 'em up!

[PetraBoy10]

Kick the fucker in the bastard balls.....or the pussy!? :)

[cboal1]

I do happen to recall--now, that at the age of twelve, some pencil-necked cretin began to roughly bully me: my solution: I knocked the bitch out with the 'Complete Works Of Shakespeare; that I had been reading. So, '...goodnight sweet Prince', my ass. 'Zahc'

[Tigriis12]

I'm 13, watched this video about a year ago, never had trouble with bullies since. Thanks Fluffee, you're awesome :)

[itssydniehun]

@Tigriis12 wow same with me :) thanks FLuffee :D p.s. im also 13

[ParaTroopaGoomba]

Wtf i thought he actually killed the dog xD

[1998flipskater]

nut cheak

[RhiiiaNnOnXx]

1:13 - That really is a beast ass defense I'e been doing that for years and every time I do that to someone they get all confused and just liek walk away lmao

[SuperPokePro]

id say 'dont have a cum back for that but if i needed to get my cum back id have to ask your mum' best ever

[Gbglitches]

this is pretty wierd did he make the sound to break the dogs neck or did he really do it

[bogdanmihai58]

Hahah Fluffee with kid voice is so funny :)))

[YamahaWingMan]

ignoring them is bullshit... ive tried that since kindergarden... im in the 9th grade now... it still happens... i dont respond, react, i ignor them, i get thrown into fights, 4 ppl on my. IGNORING THEM IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!1

[snakebytes323]

ignoring doesnt always help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demon89489]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo imma just kick him in the nuts and just run away in the bathroom lol

[daniel5643v]

@maddielou6 hahahaha!

[klingy100]

your eyes are bliffing lol

[XOXObeautyluvs14]

bully: your a stuped bitch!

me: HEY ! WUSSUP!?

[DakotaDidYouGaming]

you take that anger and you drop down in to push up position and you do push ups till your arms fall off and you just keep doing that till one day you snap and you punch him so hard his face collapses in on its self and hes kept in the ER for a few days

[theatregall9999]

U do this

Victim- hey hey ass guess wut!!

Stupid bully- what??

Shut the ****** up or I'll ******* ur **********!!!!

bully- wut do those big words mean????  ( after an hr of thinking bout wut the wrds meant) Aw fuck juss forget it!!

[myprettypie]

If somebody says or does something obnoxious to me I just look them in the eye with a blank expression and say "LOSER"

[Caveman1213]

Glazy ass eyes...love ya' FLuff.

[jnmkay]

IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A DUMBASS BITCH IM GOING APE-SHIT ON THERE ASS

[Sheoldred1]

kick there asses!!!!

[jubjub36]

dude, youre keyed

[thewkwshow]

thats what i always do to defend myself

[Freakybananayo]

lol at 2:12 A NINJA

[sgjv99]

i was bullyedbut i kicked him in the neck....MMA mother fucker

[rockergirl141229]

"Oh..I'm just going to go masterbate to gay porno...." LOL

[Chelsieeater]

i get bullyed everyday, U FUCKTARD BULLYS, IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

[HafelCopter]

Tell them to FUCK OFF OR YOU'LL KICK THERE ASS!!

[HafelCopter]

I would rob the playboy mansion money and the whores I don't know about u guys but I think that would be kick ass!!

[Iraqiolivia]

Fluffee do u live in Canada ?

[daniel5643v]

@Iraqiolivia he said that he does live in canada in one of his videos

[lykk52]

awww, your dog is adorable! <33

[RarityIsBestPony]

Best defence is to friggen crash into em'

[horsebuck8]

kick them in the nuts or punch them in the boob

[blondie3113]

if the bully is bigger than you and beats you up phisically or if he can just kick him square in the balls and knee him in the face, my dad did that one time

[daniel5643v]

@blondie3113 awesome

[Jadescouch]

round house his ass thats what i'd do to a bully

[xBrandon2236x]

i"d rob u haha

[laramiet011]

Dude, just flip your shit! If someone is fucking with you then throw a fucking fit! Yell, kick, scream your fucking lungs off! Be so fucked up that the bully won't know how to react to that and just leave you alone

[vvarb3ast]

Fluffee = thumb up video before watching

[hollywoodundeadbxtch]

i get bullied but then i kick their asses and make them run home to their mommys :)

[daniel5643v]

@hollywoodundeadbxtch awesome me too!!! lol

[hollywoodundeadbxtch]

@daniel5643v i take no shit from no-one lol

[daniel5643v]

@hollywoodundeadbxtch me either lol 

[haroguy25]

peper sprey

[TheTorch2424]

The best comeback is cumming on their back

[911jb1]

@TheTorch2424 omg lol

[lisasimpson707]

i get bullied all the time and ive tried everything ignoring, telling, fighting, ect nothing works i think ultimate defance would be a loaded gun coz then i could just point the gun and go bully me again you die muthar fuka

[b3rge]

ir rob the american bank and give it to the poor like robin hood

[Wecanbeastar]

i would be like "thanks for callin me 'name' bich."

[InvasionofmyHeart]

my middle finger

[msclarephipps]

Yeah, I'd ignore it. Or beat them in a conversation.

[xXxTheScarletOpalxXx]

just shout at the top of your lungs in the bully's face " NO I WILL NOT PULL MY PANTS DOWN!" and run away screaming rape, prblem solved.

[mastermanutube]

Pull out a gun and ask what the bully is going to do now bitch.

[testmonkey1173]

kick his ass or get some one to kick his ass or ignor it p.s. anyone one who has contomplated suicide because of bullying get over it because what thier say isent trure or their to ignerent to realize that their dumass bitch motherfuckers whos onl purpose in life is to eat shit and die so yeah think about it before you go and kill yourself

[kaseyremer]

Tell them you didn't no that feel that way  (I love you)

[treesmokerful]

just punch them in the face if u catch a ass whoopin it doesnt matter b/c that bully will leave u alone he doesnt like getting hit in the face

[Imagewicked]

my usual reply is "thats great to know. now why dont you just take a hike and if we're all very lucky you'll hike yourself right off a cliff" sometimes i do something creative and new like one time someone called me a gay fag and i exclaimed really loudly "are you asking me out?"

[MrDevanteCPT]

@TDIfanlolz all you have to do is come strapped anf flex the glock in his bitxhass face ....that'll shut his punkass up for sure

[taskun13]

0:33 BLINK

[TDIfanlolz]

FLuffee I never thought i'd say this but your advice is NOT helpful to me. MY bullies never let down! They just say durrrrrr your a deaf low life assshooooole. They even do impressions of me that in which their saying hiiiiiii i'm sandyyyyyyy the low life bitch no one looooooves. GET MORE USFUL INFORMATION!!!!!

[jetz506]

i thought about that once killing myself but i have to much to live for and well now i'm tough and kicked a kid in the head and got a detension he didn't did he and don't bother ignoring it it doesn't work

[mytunesf4g]

homemade brass knuckles



[bob93404]

Fuck the comebacks I would just kick him in the balls

[jomcpardenedpoetry]

knock them out shut there mouth

[sasuke5535]

take out a realistic fake gun and point them in the head then walk awey as the are afraid that ul shoot

[grant11102]

laugh, turn around (act like ur about to walk away) then immediately swing round and punch them,

SURPRISE ATTACK, they are stunned. u then put ur whole body weight behind u and run into the bully, knocking him down,

now ur on top, just keep punching, aim for the side of the face, doesn't hurt ur hand as much and wont cause permanent damage to the bully.

....if its a group, pick one of them and make sure u fuck that 1 person up real bad.

that way they will remember what ur capable of.

[spencerreidfan01]

i sa y if a bully pushes you around i say the best thing to do is to walk away and if they run up to you and push you i say just say' hey stop it im done you bullying me im done with all your shit leave me alone 

[KaylaAnimeLover1]

rip their hair out :)

[TimmysaysLAX]

Wink at them. ;)

[lovegaga4ever98]

Kick em in the nuts!!!! Till they puke!!!! And if it's a girl stick a pointy stick up their vajayjay or give em a nipple twister till they burst into flames!!!!

[iiSnarkyShark]

Anything they say. Twist it around towards them.

I.E in the middle of class, they try to cheat off your paper and you say "No"

and they call you a "Mother Fxcker"

you loudly announce "YOU DID WHAT WITH YOUR MOM?!?!?" and it if you're lucky the teacher gets them in trouble, no you. ;D

[woekser]

tuad move

[Tbhh2]

Just stare at them, the'll either walk away or just stare back untile they forgetwhat they where doing ;)

[jsasace]

they'll stop trust me i went through i messed up 9 years  of my life by reacting

[jsasace]

and now im almost 20 and have had every charge dropped now i have barely any emotions and live how ever the i want no won has been able to get me angry since and my advice is just ignor them or you ll get in trouble for reacting dont listen to what the say and just assume that their trying to get attention from being a dick cause nobodey loves them or they missing something in there life and try to ruin yours to make them self's feel better

[jsasace]

i used to get bullyed i just ignored they pushed until i broke one day they where walking home 5 kids i jumped out the tree and kicked there ass off campus next day school finds out i beat the shit out of them and put one kid in a coma lasted 3 weeks they call me a bully and i get arrested for atempt of murder 3 degree felony only 9 year old they didnt know it but if you pus me too far i turn into a psychotic ninja and i used to be in a psych ward at the age of 6 cause my mom was a bitch

[Antonio619MUNOZ]

shank

[MsGigglespot]

your dog is so cute and... well, fluffee! =P

[IconOfTheDeparted]

The one that comes before he says what you think he's about to say... oh wait

[jjjkkk207]

eyes.. so glossy O_O

[plogelvids]

start to hit yourself in rage about how horrid you look then have a fit on the floor and put on a demon voice and scream

[Gharrot]

FLuffee? You have a dog! :3

[RunTitan09]

Id say IM GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!

[flip4flippyfan]

im really sensitive so even if i ignore them or make a snappy comment or whatever it stills hang on my mind its like a mean comment repeating in my head 

[123kingboo]

harsh*



[123kingboo]

i would say "SHUT THE FUCK UP U MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH EVRYONE HATES YOU, YOU MAY AS WELL KILL YOU SELF" is it to hars (:P)

[DontBurnTheBacon10]

tball bat to knee brings them your height usually stops them

[rexpuppy5]

i just started watching ur video's today, and u r my new # 1 youtuber. :))))))))))))

[splatterman23]

We do not save lives in this house ... drown that like the good lord intended. ROFl

[ReddoFreddo]

go to the bully.. and than pick up ur AK47 and shoot the fuck out of him hell yeah!! if u dont have an AK47 i guess u are fucked than... And dont help people getting bullied because then u look like a fag or a cheerleader girl who wants to get more friends by being nice to random people. And if u live in America ur bully is probably a pussy. Ignoring makes u look weak so dont do that! if u get bullied VERY much u probably have no friends, when living in Japan u can buy friends. if not, srry mate

[56Danny1]

400th video!

We love you fluffee!

[ToXiCxStYlE]

where did the dog come from

[TheJosh1111111111111]

Have lots of friends. Ever notice, no one bullies someone with a lot of friends.

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

bullying = jeolousy (soz for bad spelling) no matter what they say, or even themselves think, the ARE jealous of something at the victim!

[FishinFool513]

give him some 95% dark chocolate... man that shit is nasty

[Tropan]

A Gun.

[rioluluver200]

just add YO MAMMA to anything they say

bully: UR FAT

person:YO MAMMAS FAT

[wwebackstage1]

@rioluluver200 that is wkd!!!!!!!!

[1998soulreaper]

i pity the fool who bullys people!!!

[2bluegillinapond]

i delt with my bully and his twin brother i broke ones nose and kicked the other right in the balls they never bothered me again i got in no trouble at home

[ryry81898]

Just agree to every thing they say and confuse the shit out of them.

[thelightningfan4]

Look daddy i saved a puppy, down by the river HAHAHAHA

[awsomeasiankid]

186 people are bullies

[xXDoomsdayPandaXx]

Out wit them

Ohohohohohho.... you could find really big words that sound liem compliments but are actually insults and use it against them

:D

[Bodysmoker]

Just fucking kick the shit out of the bully... That's what i did... now the guy backs me up every time i have trouble!

[zombieeChat]

punch the fucker in the fuck face

[hinagreenhidared]

you look so high omg!!!!!

[zeqinl]

Did you get bully, Fluffee?

[VGCsalem]

pull out my knife and stab them 13 times.

[MinecraftTNTChick]

1) Ignore them.

2) Wait for them to push you and say "Hey! Did you hear me?!"

3) Kick them in the crotch, they bend over, then punch them in the face.

Mission Accomplished.



[julevt]

@MinecraftTNTChick you watched too much movies. #3 is good but.. what if you missed, what you gonna do? say "oops i didnt meant to"

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

@MinecraftTNTChick i know something better.. bullies are usually in groups, since they're pussies to do it alone... than do this

Bully: you fucking faggot, im gonna beat the shit outta you!

You: oh... congratz, you can beat me up, with 3-4 other people helping you... you're a hero.

and at that point you can be guaranteed, that no1 will help him ;) than ofc, the next thing you do, if the guy is actually strong, distract him with ur hands, kick his balls he'll bend over and knee in the face :)

[MinecraftTNTChick]

@megvagyimmartizenyol xD That's a good idea.

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

@MinecraftTNTChick :P

[WillRemainUknown]

@MinecraftTNTChick I'd do the same but if they start winning I'd yell "rape" so loud they'd be too humiliated to keep beating me up.

[carepackagedrop]

Just say ur mom and walk away...

[RtheoneTolbert]

shit i only got bullied once put a stop to all that shit when i beat dat nigga ass

[movieguy1445]

I think hitting them and telling them to @&$! off seems to work for me

[glyn710]

bite them

[ashurathesadxhacker]

im the only nerd in my class that dont get picked on by bullys because im the one that can draw the porn and i have a knive in my pocket at all times...

[MrChessnuts]

This guys making fun of bullying. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I wish these fucking kids would just get away from me.

[ImTheSupahNinja]

i always reacted to bulling like that, if someone says 'Hey, your weird and stupid!" i say," HEVK YAH BROTHA!"