It's fucking 3/4 of the way through May and it's been fucking raining for the past fort-fucking-night! FUCK it's gray I think I'm going to slit my wrists just so I can see some color in the North east here.......FUCK!
I live in Canada, so I know cold. Why do I live here? Because my ancestors, who had a whole freaking continent to choose from, were, in the words of Mr. Black, Stone Cold Fuck Nuts!
son of bitch, itd be awesome if out schools closed below 0 F unfortunately for our schools to get canceled we need 3ft of snow, winds of 30+mph and fucking -30F all at once to get the first day canceled, after that its back to school even if its -40F the next damn day, and thats without the damn windchills, fucking ND!
oh for my city apparently little 5 year old jimmy needs to die of hypothermia in order for me to have a snow day... everyone else gets one but my school district... i feel your pain
The summers are hot enough to boil your piss, and going outside in the winter without a fur coat wrapped around your head will cost you your earlobes.
It was COLD in Dallas today and I thought of the last 6 seconds of this video when I walked outside today (see previous) hahaha THANKS for posting this!
It's been really cold where I live, and I can't finish a thought in my head either! Fuck it's cold!!!! Lmao! Thank you for posting this!!!
TheJenn75 1 month ago
10 people dont have fur on their nuts
jmk8646 4 months ago
WERE THE FUCK IS GOBLE WARMMING WHEN YA NEED IT?!
THESCARECROWMD 5 months ago
When I fly home the blizzard wil hit & I fly home AND THE BLIZZARD WILL HIT AGIAN.
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fuck its cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahha classic
ThePistolp23 5 months ago
It's fucking 3/4 of the way through May and it's been fucking raining for the past fort-fucking-night! FUCK it's gray I think I'm going to slit my wrists just so I can see some color in the North east here.......FUCK!
cragmac1000 8 months ago
I'm 15 and I love him
AmbrosioLover 9 months ago
WERE THE FUCK IS GOBLEABLW WARMMING WHEN YOU NEED IT?!
HatHeroTeam 9 months ago
When I fly home AND THE BLIZZARD WILL HIT AGIAN!
HatHeroTeam 10 months ago
Welcome to Finland. Today it was -30°C :)
mrselaisa 11 months ago 2
LOL Check out the closed captioning for this one.
bruhe 11 months ago
@bruhe Holy shit, what is up with those CCs? LOL.
omaha0bugaha 11 months ago
@omaha0bugaha Well clearly NH clocks love the cold weather.
SuaveTito 11 months ago
lewis black is the shit
PlatinumX007 1 year ago
IF YOUR A FUCKIN MOOSE
SuperDumbname 1 year ago
IF YOUR A FUCKIN' MOOSE
SuperDumbname 1 year ago
last year here it was -52 C and that was pretty damn cold. For our American friends, thats about -61 F.
FacelessFallenAngel 1 year ago
2003 - Maine - neg 50 - you could spit and it would freeze when it hit the ground! THAT was fucking cold!
Coyotecyb 1 year ago
"And the Blizzard Would Hit AGAIIN!!!"
[D]
DNGR411 1 year ago
Th-th-th-the temperature's ungodly!! Where the fuck is global warning when you need it!?!?!?!?!?!?"
ExtremeRulez13 1 year ago 2
WHERE THE F*** IS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN YOU NEED IT?!?
dancagurli 1 year ago
anyone else ever notice the little dance his index fingers do?
i think they have minds of their own O.O
haha
spankythedog56 1 year ago 6
@spankythedog56 hehe
heavenshaffer 1 year ago
lol its so true. in the winter and i go outside and the first thing in my head is "FUCK ITS COLD"
MustBeFiend 1 year ago
well lewis got want he wanted,it been the hottest July on record this year.
sentai22 1 year ago
Great as always!! So funny!
opsman000 1 year ago
global warming causes a disorder in whether, it makes whether very cold or very hot very fast.
yoelco 1 year ago
I live in Canada, so I know cold. Why do I live here? Because my ancestors, who had a whole freaking continent to choose from, were, in the words of Mr. Black, Stone Cold Fuck Nuts!
Kaalec 1 year ago
If your spit has never shattered when it hit the ground, you don't know what cold is.
UnseelieFeyri 1 year ago
i live in San Diego so im good to fuckin go!
TooBigToHide 1 year ago
true it is F'n cold
sarahispassive 1 year ago
NUT JOB
moviesforrandy 2 years ago
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
RinLockhart 2 years ago
no i think he is allright. he knows he is a nutjob. that is the only reason he has not been commited to the nut house.
moviesforrandy 2 years ago
Ah, that's true.
RinLockhart 2 years ago
I think about this whenever im outside and all i can think about is how cold it is
skrillonometry 2 years ago
It might get in the teens in Southern Louisiana here tonight. It could definitely be colder than that, but for SE LA, THAT'S COLD!!!
BigEasyWinger 2 years ago
Haha..I love this bit! Looked it up cause it's so cold here right now.
Funnyorforgetit 2 years ago
man u r right ... 100% right .. i do feel that shit here in northern OHIO
NZN5555 2 years ago
The high here (in Iowa) over the next 7 days is 15. About 25 below right now. Brutal!!
Wisconsin3103 2 years ago
It was the Coldest winter Ever I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever
BUT I WAS FUCKIN WRONG WASNT I LOL
clintbeed 2 years ago 5
LMAO, People should be on the streets everyday with aresol cans - classic
imagemorpher 2 years ago 8
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sungyultaylor 2 years ago
Id be in the midwest and the blizzard would hit
Then Id fly home....
AND THE BLIZZARD WOULD HIT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Balisong0917 2 years ago 4
im having the same feeling right now "fuck its cold!!!!!!!!!"
NewDarkAges13 2 years ago 9
Lol same reason I looked this up.
EricToTheScionti 2 years ago
Same here! I watched this just so I could say it with him!!
jeffatuofl 2 years ago 3
"Where the FUCK is global warming when u need it??!!" Lmao
Sephiroth1161991 2 years ago 6
Lewis FTW!!!
TheSamara89kitten 2 years ago
son of bitch, itd be awesome if out schools closed below 0 F unfortunately for our schools to get canceled we need 3ft of snow, winds of 30+mph and fucking -30F all at once to get the first day canceled, after that its back to school even if its -40F the next damn day, and thats without the damn windchills, fucking ND!
9noitulover 2 years ago
oh for my city apparently little 5 year old jimmy needs to die of hypothermia in order for me to have a snow day... everyone else gets one but my school district... i feel your pain
rizzle1687 2 years ago
oh my he's so right I'm always like that with the cold....=)
sarahispassive 2 years ago 3
it has to b below 0 for my school district to cancel school and it never gets past 5 but the wind chill is always like -10
jon5doe 2 years ago
0:25 ~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just great
rich4444hrsm 2 years ago
"Fuck it's Cold!!!!!!!!!!"
Adb12San 2 years ago 83
if youve got fur on your nuts its been a fuckin festival hahaha
truebolt 2 years ago 10
LOL it's true, I was out once in a -20 F temperature and the only thing I could think was "fuck fuck fuck fuck godammit fuck FUCK!"
konoha100 2 years ago 39
boooo 20f is fuckin nothing ... although admittly i am biased being from canada =)
Tywin13 2 years ago 3
the first 20 seconds or so were hilarious
msfrmnm 2 years ago
As was the following minute and 29 seconds.
MercuryClock 2 years ago 12
Oh my good lord. Lewis Black you own man!! KEEP IT UP!! xD By the way, notice how at 1:01 he says "sh...city" Lol.
Str8Noob 2 years ago 7
"where the fuck is global warming when you need it?" lol so true
sk8erboino1 2 years ago 6
Canada has some pretty weird weather.
The summers are hot enough to boil your piss, and going outside in the winter without a fur coat wrapped around your head will cost you your earlobes.
ThePsychoReturns 2 years ago 4
lewis black is gonna get a stroke on stage one day lol
cauztophobic 2 years ago 17
so last winter I'd be in the mid west, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home AND THE BLIZZARD WOULD HIT AGAIN!!!!
goggilly 3 years ago 7
You know WHAT ABOUT This VIDeo ! .. FUCK ITS COLD > ! !
Perrybystorm 3 years ago 7
this has been NY for the entire month so far. :(
deezvids 3 years ago 6
this particular bit really applies to the weather here in WI for the last 10 or so days
goddammit it was fucking cold...
blueshirt12 3 years ago 6
It was COLD in Dallas today and I thought of the last 6 seconds of this video when I walked outside today (see previous) hahaha THANKS for posting this!
kesmit3 3 years ago
haha "oh u no i shood really--- FUCK ITS COLD"
SIK35T 3 years ago 10
hahah
Techx 3 years ago
It's called "winter in Minnesota." I know that experience all too well.
leo3375 3 years ago
hah nicee
SIK35T 3 years ago
Yeah, I live in MN.
It was as cold as 20 below.
It's so cold that the mayor of Minneapolis just ran for Vice President.
wulord 3 years ago
haha yea he wants to get the fuck outa there haha
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SIK35T 3 years ago
lmao "if u got fur on your nuts its been a fucking festival" hhahahaha
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Altercator 3 years ago
X3 <3 the mooses
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konoha100 3 years ago