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  • EDI was watching probably

  • FURY BONER

  • I guess this is the only way geeks and gamers get off watching cartoons have sex. Lame.

  • @dsfddsgh You don't get out much, do you?

  • How did i get here from team america?

  • engine room huh, wow women are kinky

  • I hate how they turned the romance scenes into wrestleing matches. What the hell!

  • @0:41, is when it all starts

  • I'll take Garrus any day over this jacko lookalike. Ö.ö

  • W|hy did you stop it, it was getting to the best part!!!!!XO

  • total shit

  • I like how he says to Tali "I don't want anyone else, I want you" then he goes and fucks miranda?! Sheperd you fucking player ;)

  • rofl! nice xD

  • i ALWAYS get a boner during video game romance scenes XD

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  • hahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahah­ahahaha.... W T F !?

  • I bet the motion capture team had fun with this one.

  • @lookslikeharry2 LOL Yeah xD

  • wait, she changed from a black suit to a white one in five minutes....?

  • @i9incher Do not underestimated the power of women speed change... it's like a magician with a sleight of hand trick lool

  • lol, what the fuck is this.

  • It's so weird seeing two cartoons have sex. Like, WTH ?

  • @ilikey88 Hentai is FTW

  • @ilikey88 yerp

    

  • Yeah, I'd have sex on a cold metal walkway too.

  • This looks... weird.

  • they have sex with their clothes on? the future is weird

  • And Thane watches through the door

  • lame. not even naked.

  • Mass Erect 2

  • Miranda is so hot

  • I'm so turned on, and it has nothing to do with that it's a sex scene. It's that it's Yvonne Strahotski... *drool*

  • lol just found on the lair of tha shadow broker miranda joined a dating website lol

  • hey thts sarah fom chuck!

  • I find this game easy to masturbate to.

  • is it wrong that i find this hot

  • Mass Effect sex?

  • what is the song they play durring the acctual love scene?

  • @xIxxGOTxxDIBSx the song is called Reflections and is from the Mass Effect 2 OST

  • I wonder how the voice over actors felt....

  • Dat ass effect

  • @TheMostAwesomeHat lolol, y u no get more thumbs?

  • Whoever clicked "No. We're not doing this." is gay

  • wish sex scene was in black lingerie

    

  • i jacked off...

  • Shephard: Joker, engage the FTL drives!

    Joker: Umm why commander?

    Shephard: Just do it!

    Joker: Ahh alright I needed to go to the citadel anyway...

    EDI: FTL drives activating.

    Shephard:..... So Miss Lawson, ever been penetrated at light speed?

  • @JTFsingz sir, you deserve more thumbs

  • This is a video game weird I actually thought it was real

  • I bet tali was watching all like. :O

  • wait! when does this happen?!? lmao

  • do you do this before or after the part where youre joker?

  • I love how there's even an option to not tap that.

    "No. We're not doing this." my ass.

  • Fap fap fap

  • @coolguy8712 no a friend of mine made that comment while we were playing mass effect 2 and were on this part...

  • 1:09, she looks like Michael Jackson

  • i kinda find it weird when cartoons have sex..

  • Joker : EDI you getting this?

    EDI : Of course Mr.Morroeu

    Joker : Niceeee

  • I bet it was well cold on that floor

  • can you do this as a girl ;)

  • she totally paid for those....

  • Joker:EDI are you recording this? EDI:of course Mr Morreuo Joker:giggity Mordin:hey u two seen shepherd need to tell him abot the collec..... DAMN Grunt:Mordin I dont get it are they wrestling or what Thane:only if my wife had a body like tht would make things lot more easier Jack:what u lot looking at........ THT LUCKY BITCH Kasumi:HEY u lot I found the ingredients to my grandmas rowman and......ohh i gonna join [ goes invicible ]

  • Its not the fact she can't get pregnant she just has trouble carrying a baby to term, if you look at her dossier in the shadow broker you find she was meeting many men in the hopes she might get pregnant and must have either not or miscarried every time, poor woman.

  • 0:18 Sheperd: 0_0

  • is it wrong if i want to swallow the shit that drops from Mirandas ass?

  • @RedAvery1 yes

  • 1:31 and the mass effect core saw the whole thing O.O

  • @counterUAVup you made me wish i was that core :D... wait... if i was searcching for greek statues... HOW THA HECK DID I ENDED UP HERE?!

  • if ur a girl then lesbian sex?

  • "Oh, pardon me Commander....I settle for nothing, but the best."

    what a freaky bitch.

  • i don't about you guys, but i see the possibility of having children in ME3.

  • @belkotar nvm, bc miranda cant have children.

  • Sheperd: five minutes? do you know how long it takes to ride the elevator? and separately? ill be waiting to tap that ass all night!

  • Miranda is the hottest out of ashley, Liara and her.

    But this scene is gay.

    Mass effect 1 sex scene by far better.

  • Argh. This upsets me. With Liara, you get a sex scene that's deep, sentimental and rewarding. With Tali, you get a sex scene that's incredibly cute and funny. With Miranda, you get a sex scene that's ridiculously sexy and passionate... Then, with Jack, you get some boring, shallow scene. Such bullshit

  • @GoodjaFin101 The sex scene of Jack isn't shallow at all if you get the right one. You can get to have sex with her very quick but to have the passionate one you have to do the same as with the other characters.

  • boobies :D

  • I wonder say I had a relationship with Ashley in the first mass effect and then had a rwlationship with miranda in mass effect 2 what will happen in mass effect 3?

  • @Jojonny17

    a baby Sheperd is on the way xD

  • So what's with the DA sex scenes? Nothing like this. I think they got lazy? xD

  • wonder if they forgot theres windows that look down into the engine room from the weapons room and lab

  • 13 people are gay

  • @rhymnsimon thats becuse she voiced the role.

  • wow she looks like yvonne strahovski from Chuck.

  • @RhymNSimon She is!

    

  • 13 people weren't invited to the engine room. 

  • @ohmymetalhead3 LoL, now that's funny

  • Out of all the new characters in mass effect 2, i had a bigger connection with Miranda. She was an artificial human whose story is a bit touching and sad. Not only that, she was my romance interest in my first playthrough and I brought her on the last mission and I thought it was cool how she almost died but Shepard caught her before she fell. Then when shepard jumped on the normandy, miranda caught him. Touching moments. Especially in my playthrough. A great game character.

  • Oh yeah. Right. But still, it would've been awesome if they were there.

  • The best part is that engineers Donnely and Gabby (don't remember her last name) are like 3 metres away form Shepard and Miranda when they're taking care of business, and there isn't a door that separates them.

  • @victor7491 Nope the engineers were kidnapped and taken to the collectors ship at this point iirc

  • my 2nd disc wont work for 360 somebody send me theirs so i can finish this got dam game, lol i wanna have mass effect sex yeaaaaa baby *austin power voice*

  • honestly, can they really have sex with their suits??

  • 2020. Bioware has gone bankrupt and the animator that did this scene is in a job interview for a new games company.

    "So, got any examples of your work to show us?"

  • it must loud sound .!

    make me hot

  • i never had sex with her i settled 4 the bold ugly thing lol

  • 9 people are jealous of shepard

  • Is this song on the soundtrack?

  • @AdamKays yeaH....

  • She is hot, but her chin, OH MY GOD, the size of he CHIN!

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  • i feel like a sick pervert when i watch this. :[

  • @TheHartyboy ure wrong bayonetta and chloe from unchrted have the best one

  • hey wtas the tune tht starts playing called?

  • Kasumi say's it best

    "Oh commander... the engine room? Really?" lol

    Yeah but Yvonne Strahovski is truly a hottie, she deserves more work on the big screen, she shouldn't be so soley bogged down to a show like Chuck.

  • I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite piece of ass in the galaxy.

  • Probably the most lady-like way of saying "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you in the engine room in five minutes, be there," I've ever heard

  • i fapterbated

  • i can not believe yvonne strahovski did this?!!!... lol

  • it was weird and short.

    

  • and EDI is watching the whole time

  • @comicbookie lol EDI is a cunt. Spying on Shepard while he inspects the ladies bathroom in his private time. How very dare she!

  • micheal jackson!!! lol shes still hot tho. ide tap it!! XD and is it just me or does every 1 agree that shepard is a pimp:L lolz!!! XD

  • @MikkroBitti i laughed so hard.. LOL

  • Bet the game developers have a extended nude version.. *Wink*

  • what the actual fuck? a sex scene in a game, how pathetic are the producers???

  • @garethkielty i dont think u have never played a true rpg before. a true rpg game makes you care about your companions and others (if there are any) if u really get into the rp. i dont see any wrong in a sex scene in a game, what about movies? you see way more in movies and ur just watching. Maybe you should actually play the game before u say stuff like that.

  • @garethkielty dude that like saying wait you get to role play in an role playing game.

  • @garethkielty So...people getting abducted, slaughtered, murdered, frozen and blasted into pieces, burnt alive and being processed into genetic material is okay. But oh no! They have a sex scene, where the only nudity is a bra!

    You're right! That is going too far, because seeing people being killed is way more appropriate than seeing how people are made ;)

  • @TheElectricPotatoe Wow lol you need to get a fucking life this is a fucking game with charactors have sexual contact that is pretty stupid if you ask me lol you said something about dying and burning people and murder and frozen shit? well how does that have anything to do with sex? you connected two things that were way different nice try nerd but us jocks win this time on the computer bitch I suggest you move out of your parents basement get a job and destroy your meth lab. thx GL faggot.

  • @nomanmon u must be the stupidest faggot ever xD u call urself a jock bcuz thats the opposite to a nerd? and nerds are smart so ur saying ur stupid....great also what he is saying is they wont let us see the whole part but we will see the gore but i guess a retard wouldent be able to put those 2 together

  • @TheElectricPotatoe That was an incredible smackdown, even if a month old. Well done.

  • @TheElectricPotatoe worst of all {bad in 2 ways lol }, you dont see more then when you go to the beach , fail troll has failed

  • What if at the very beginning, you chose to be a female, not male?

  • EDI: Jeff, turn on the security cameras. I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

    Joker: Wait, you're actually LETTING me watch people fucking?

    EDI: That was a joke.

    Joker: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • Isn't that why the games rated M

  • GRUNT walks in...

    "Hey Shepherd, I just wanted to thank you for... Holy shit!"

  • @youngbono18 knowing him...he would try and join in O.O

  • She was wearing her black outfit, how come when Shepard went down to the engine room she was wearing her white one?

  • @PrinceoftheTwilight Because she doesnt like smelling like week old socks

  • Tali comes in the room AWKWARD

  • LOL@Shepard's face at 1:21.

  • miranda's ugly >_>

  • btw what would happen if u play female shepherd?

  • @galaxymariosuper mirandas lesbian then.

  • nice tits

  • @BFtheWave That's dumb even 3rd graders know the basics... come on...

  • in kinect thats nice!!!

  • i wish you could do that on kinect for xbox!

  • Miranda's ass effect makes my mass erect!

  • @MikkroBitti Icwatudidthar :3

  • @MikkroBitti LOL same xD

  • @MikkroBitti Best comment ever! :D

  • @MikkroBitti Puns, they make anything awesome.

  • @ThicknSwift

    it's so punny! xD

  • @belkotar *ba du dush*

  • Enjoyed this third-person shooter. Enjoyed this sex scene much more.

  • Dude I just bet Joker is watchin this on the monitor strockin his cock why'll EDI is watchin

  • @BFtheWave it's something that you should do with me:)

  • Miranda is ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

  • slut

  • Wait Shepard died so... does this count as necrophilia! Prison for you bitch!

  • @abadabad1 retard

  • Grunt had a wet dream that night lol :L....that thought hurt my brain O.O

  • You know the one perosn that i wanna see is kasumi doing it thumbs up if you think so to.

  • How to unlock this????? This is the reason I bought this game and I played it through but it didnt come...

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  • Several hours layer, Zaeed (with his surveillance cameras) finally picks his jaw up off the floor...

  • Shepard is so awesome I would totally let him rape my white ass.

  • miranda is hot in the black suit

  • I wonder if anyone actually got a little turned on watching this

  • Jack > all

  • 0.o

  • when is there going to be a three way in mass effect 1 !!!!

  • I love the way Miranda talk

  • Please like this if you think that Miranda is the hottest video game character of all time....

  • @dustinmolnar12 She's a genetically altered super woman, Hell yeah she's the hottest girl in the universe dude!