Hey everybody! I have released my new album 'Progenitor' which has electronic music inspired by great games such as Mass Effect. You can check it out and download it for free on my youtube channel if you're interested!
(•DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE I) X 3 i have posted
Joker:EDI are you recording this? EDI:of course Mr Morreuo Joker:giggity Mordin:hey u two seen shepherd need to tell him abot the collec..... DAMN Grunt:Mordin I dont get it are they wrestling or what Thane:only if my wife had a body like tht would make things lot more easier Jack:what u lot looking at........ THT LUCKY BITCH Kasumi:HEY u lot I found the ingredients to my grandmas rowman and......ohh i gonna join [ goes invicible ]
Its not the fact she can't get pregnant she just has trouble carrying a baby to term, if you look at her dossier in the shadow broker you find she was meeting many men in the hopes she might get pregnant and must have either not or miscarried every time, poor woman.
Argh. This upsets me. With Liara, you get a sex scene that's deep, sentimental and rewarding. With Tali, you get a sex scene that's incredibly cute and funny. With Miranda, you get a sex scene that's ridiculously sexy and passionate... Then, with Jack, you get some boring, shallow scene. Such bullshit
@GoodjaFin101 The sex scene of Jack isn't shallow at all if you get the right one. You can get to have sex with her very quick but to have the passionate one you have to do the same as with the other characters.
I wonder say I had a relationship with Ashley in the first mass effect and then had a rwlationship with miranda in mass effect 2 what will happen in mass effect 3?
Out of all the new characters in mass effect 2, i had a bigger connection with Miranda. She was an artificial human whose story is a bit touching and sad. Not only that, she was my romance interest in my first playthrough and I brought her on the last mission and I thought it was cool how she almost died but Shepard caught her before she fell. Then when shepard jumped on the normandy, miranda caught him. Touching moments. Especially in my playthrough. A great game character.
The best part is that engineers Donnely and Gabby (don't remember her last name) are like 3 metres away form Shepard and Miranda when they're taking care of business, and there isn't a door that separates them.
my 2nd disc wont work for 360 somebody send me theirs so i can finish this got dam game, lol i wanna have mass effect sex yeaaaaa baby *austin power voice*
@garethkielty i dont think u have never played a true rpg before. a true rpg game makes you care about your companions and others (if there are any) if u really get into the rp. i dont see any wrong in a sex scene in a game, what about movies? you see way more in movies and ur just watching. Maybe you should actually play the game before u say stuff like that.
@garethkielty So...people getting abducted, slaughtered, murdered, frozen and blasted into pieces, burnt alive and being processed into genetic material is okay. But oh no! They have a sex scene, where the only nudity is a bra!
You're right! That is going too far, because seeing people being killed is way more appropriate than seeing how people are made ;)
@TheElectricPotatoe Wow lol you need to get a fucking life this is a fucking game with charactors have sexual contact that is pretty stupid if you ask me lol you said something about dying and burning people and murder and frozen shit? well how does that have anything to do with sex? you connected two things that were way different nice try nerd but us jocks win this time on the computer bitch I suggest you move out of your parents basement get a job and destroy your meth lab. thx GL faggot.
@nomanmon u must be the stupidest faggot ever xD u call urself a jock bcuz thats the opposite to a nerd? and nerds are smart so ur saying ur stupid....great also what he is saying is they wont let us see the whole part but we will see the gore but i guess a retard wouldent be able to put those 2 together
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My first video about ME, when Shepard play the badass and punish the dumbass.
Good moments and some funny edits.
4shr4m 3 days ago
EDI was watching probably
tigerxuexue832 1 month ago
FURY BONER
oguzcan1234 2 months ago
I guess this is the only way geeks and gamers get off watching cartoons have sex. Lame.
dsfddsgh 3 months ago
@dsfddsgh You don't get out much, do you?
Kayleots 1 month ago
How did i get here from team america?
arsenal2621 3 months ago 6
engine room huh, wow women are kinky
omegablue22 3 months ago
I hate how they turned the romance scenes into wrestleing matches. What the hell!
Wastedexile2077 3 months ago
@0:41, is when it all starts
lmemc 3 months ago
I'll take Garrus any day over this jacko lookalike. Ö.ö
capsloco 3 months ago
W|hy did you stop it, it was getting to the best part!!!!!XO
1XrougethebatX1 4 months ago
total shit
stupifyist 4 months ago
I like how he says to Tali "I don't want anyone else, I want you" then he goes and fucks miranda?! Sheperd you fucking player ;)
XrGxMYTHiCzz 4 months ago
rofl! nice xD
myukiuzumaki 4 months ago
i ALWAYS get a boner during video game romance scenes XD
punn213 4 months ago
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UlraxDM 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaha.... W T F !?
fabula259 4 months ago
I bet the motion capture team had fun with this one.
lookslikeharry2 5 months ago 12
@lookslikeharry2 LOL Yeah xD
TheGameStrike 5 months ago
wait, she changed from a black suit to a white one in five minutes....?
i9incher 5 months ago
@i9incher Do not underestimated the power of women speed change... it's like a magician with a sleight of hand trick lool
rostharan 4 months ago
lol, what the fuck is this.
bob435ify 5 months ago
It's so weird seeing two cartoons have sex. Like, WTH ?
ilikey88 5 months ago 57
@ilikey88 Hentai is FTW
lSeKToRl 5 months ago 28
@ilikey88 yerp
lmemc 3 months ago
Yeah, I'd have sex on a cold metal walkway too.
DeliriumBox 5 months ago
This looks... weird.
KumakoXsd 5 months ago 4
they have sex with their clothes on? the future is weird
FronkFlo 5 months ago 9
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What the..eurghhh
pizapizo 5 months ago
And Thane watches through the door
WarthogCrasher 6 months ago
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Hey everybody! I have released my new album 'Progenitor' which has electronic music inspired by great games such as Mass Effect. You can check it out and download it for free on my youtube channel if you're interested!
ORTmusic 6 months ago
lame. not even naked.
fuckthatstraight 6 months ago
Mass Erect 2
cuzgandalfgothigh99 6 months ago 23
Miranda is so hot
Kingopersia 6 months ago
I'm so turned on, and it has nothing to do with that it's a sex scene. It's that it's Yvonne Strahotski... *drool*
LoveLikeLandslides 6 months ago
lol just found on the lair of tha shadow broker miranda joined a dating website lol
ARavingLooony 6 months ago
hey thts sarah fom chuck!
bitabunny 6 months ago 2
I find this game easy to masturbate to.
itzIsolation 6 months ago
is it wrong that i find this hot
999fishandchips 6 months ago
Mass Effect sex?
WishesSailorMoon 6 months ago
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umaybas 6 months ago
what is the song they play durring the acctual love scene?
xIxxGOTxxDIBSx 6 months ago
@xIxxGOTxxDIBSx the song is called Reflections and is from the Mass Effect 2 OST
downloadmen221 6 months ago
I wonder how the voice over actors felt....
mylittleboat3 7 months ago 6
Dat ass effect
TheMostAwesomeHat 7 months ago 5
@TheMostAwesomeHat lolol, y u no get more thumbs?
TFMouat08 6 months ago
Whoever clicked "No. We're not doing this." is gay
sammmfrg 7 months ago
wish sex scene was in black lingerie
danielvuurman 7 months ago
i jacked off...
NwOkilla100 8 months ago
Shephard: Joker, engage the FTL drives!
Joker: Umm why commander?
Shephard: Just do it!
Joker: Ahh alright I needed to go to the citadel anyway...
EDI: FTL drives activating.
Shephard:..... So Miss Lawson, ever been penetrated at light speed?
JTFsingz 8 months ago 7
@JTFsingz sir, you deserve more thumbs
orororo91 6 months ago
This is a video game weird I actually thought it was real
393sexybitch 8 months ago
I bet tali was watching all like. :O
death19912 8 months ago 2
wait! when does this happen?!? lmao
CamtheMan926 8 months ago
do you do this before or after the part where youre joker?
DmonkeyD1994 8 months ago
I love how there's even an option to not tap that.
"No. We're not doing this." my ass.
AmplifiedByNight 8 months ago
Fap fap fap
MrMsjuanjo 8 months ago
@coolguy8712 no a friend of mine made that comment while we were playing mass effect 2 and were on this part...
ZakX11 9 months ago
1:09, she looks like Michael Jackson
Chaserpeach 9 months ago
i kinda find it weird when cartoons have sex..
o00owatt 9 months ago
Joker : EDI you getting this?
EDI : Of course Mr.Morroeu
Joker : Niceeee
ZakX11 9 months ago 46
I bet it was well cold on that floor
Alexiomeister 9 months ago
can you do this as a girl ;)
darkstuntman 9 months ago
she totally paid for those....
connahharvey21 9 months ago
Joker:EDI are you recording this? EDI:of course Mr Morreuo Joker:giggity Mordin:hey u two seen shepherd need to tell him abot the collec..... DAMN Grunt:Mordin I dont get it are they wrestling or what Thane:only if my wife had a body like tht would make things lot more easier Jack:what u lot looking at........ THT LUCKY BITCH Kasumi:HEY u lot I found the ingredients to my grandmas rowman and......ohh i gonna join [ goes invicible ]
DroolingCola 9 months ago
Its not the fact she can't get pregnant she just has trouble carrying a baby to term, if you look at her dossier in the shadow broker you find she was meeting many men in the hopes she might get pregnant and must have either not or miscarried every time, poor woman.
connahharvey21 9 months ago
0:18 Sheperd: 0_0
1979rickfukingjames 10 months ago
is it wrong if i want to swallow the shit that drops from Mirandas ass?
RedAvery1 10 months ago
@RedAvery1 yes
connahharvey21 9 months ago
1:31 and the mass effect core saw the whole thing O.O
counterUAVup 10 months ago
@counterUAVup you made me wish i was that core :D... wait... if i was searcching for greek statues... HOW THA HECK DID I ENDED UP HERE?!
Danarogon 9 months ago
if ur a girl then lesbian sex?
sgtSplintercel 10 months ago
"Oh, pardon me Commander....I settle for nothing, but the best."
what a freaky bitch.
belkotar 10 months ago
i don't about you guys, but i see the possibility of having children in ME3.
belkotar 10 months ago
@belkotar nvm, bc miranda cant have children.
belkotar 10 months ago
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Sheperd: five minutes? do you know how long it takes to ride the elevator? and separately? ill be waiting to tap that ass all night!
theowendable 10 months ago
Sheperd: five minutes? do you know how long it takes to ride the elevator? and separately? ill be waiting to tap that ass all night!
theowendable 10 months ago
Miranda is the hottest out of ashley, Liara and her.
But this scene is gay.
Mass effect 1 sex scene by far better.
ConsurgoTitanus 10 months ago
Argh. This upsets me. With Liara, you get a sex scene that's deep, sentimental and rewarding. With Tali, you get a sex scene that's incredibly cute and funny. With Miranda, you get a sex scene that's ridiculously sexy and passionate... Then, with Jack, you get some boring, shallow scene. Such bullshit
GoodjaFin101 10 months ago
@GoodjaFin101 The sex scene of Jack isn't shallow at all if you get the right one. You can get to have sex with her very quick but to have the passionate one you have to do the same as with the other characters.
MastahMilan 10 months ago
boobies :D
xionico09 10 months ago
I wonder say I had a relationship with Ashley in the first mass effect and then had a rwlationship with miranda in mass effect 2 what will happen in mass effect 3?
Jojonny17 10 months ago
@Jojonny17
a baby Sheperd is on the way xD
belkotar 10 months ago
So what's with the DA sex scenes? Nothing like this. I think they got lazy? xD
HysteriaXHF 10 months ago
wonder if they forgot theres windows that look down into the engine room from the weapons room and lab
nemesisnick66 11 months ago
13 people are gay
xL3giTxModdeR 11 months ago
@rhymnsimon thats becuse she voiced the role.
AltomacGaming 11 months ago
wow she looks like yvonne strahovski from Chuck.
RhymNSimon 11 months ago
@RhymNSimon She is!
GAM3RKID3 10 months ago
13 people weren't invited to the engine room.
ohmymetalhead3 11 months ago
@ohmymetalhead3 LoL, now that's funny
TheInfamous121 11 months ago
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IT IS NOT A SEX SCENE!!
Hostileman91 11 months ago
Out of all the new characters in mass effect 2, i had a bigger connection with Miranda. She was an artificial human whose story is a bit touching and sad. Not only that, she was my romance interest in my first playthrough and I brought her on the last mission and I thought it was cool how she almost died but Shepard caught her before she fell. Then when shepard jumped on the normandy, miranda caught him. Touching moments. Especially in my playthrough. A great game character.
xFIRERUSHx 11 months ago
Oh yeah. Right. But still, it would've been awesome if they were there.
victor7491 11 months ago
The best part is that engineers Donnely and Gabby (don't remember her last name) are like 3 metres away form Shepard and Miranda when they're taking care of business, and there isn't a door that separates them.
victor7491 11 months ago
@victor7491 Nope the engineers were kidnapped and taken to the collectors ship at this point iirc
kashattack 11 months ago
my 2nd disc wont work for 360 somebody send me theirs so i can finish this got dam game, lol i wanna have mass effect sex yeaaaaa baby *austin power voice*
wutup3x 11 months ago
honestly, can they really have sex with their suits??
tintinjoy03 11 months ago
2020. Bioware has gone bankrupt and the animator that did this scene is in a job interview for a new games company.
"So, got any examples of your work to show us?"
OfficialFearClan 1 year ago
it must loud sound .!
make me hot
nnenqcute 1 year ago
i never had sex with her i settled 4 the bold ugly thing lol
lcbabysquad 1 year ago
9 people are jealous of shepard
LetMeButterYourBuns 1 year ago
Is this song on the soundtrack?
AdamKays 1 year ago
@AdamKays yeaH....
wtmathias 1 year ago
She is hot, but her chin, OH MY GOD, the size of he CHIN!
Babaroga54 1 year ago
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vietboy33 1 year ago 8
i feel like a sick pervert when i watch this. :[
masoom2096 1 year ago
@TheHartyboy ure wrong bayonetta and chloe from unchrted have the best one
TheThecooldude765 1 year ago
hey wtas the tune tht starts playing called?
thinkpad67 1 year ago
Kasumi say's it best
"Oh commander... the engine room? Really?" lol
Yeah but Yvonne Strahovski is truly a hottie, she deserves more work on the big screen, she shouldn't be so soley bogged down to a show like Chuck.
Kaous10 1 year ago
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite piece of ass in the galaxy.
flingymingy 1 year ago 71
Probably the most lady-like way of saying "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you in the engine room in five minutes, be there," I've ever heard
jjrhs 1 year ago 3
i fapterbated
TylerNerd17 1 year ago
i can not believe yvonne strahovski did this?!!!... lol
s1m4r 1 year ago
it was weird and short.
peepcor3 1 year ago
and EDI is watching the whole time
comicbookie 1 year ago
@comicbookie lol EDI is a cunt. Spying on Shepard while he inspects the ladies bathroom in his private time. How very dare she!
rabadooda 1 year ago
micheal jackson!!! lol shes still hot tho. ide tap it!! XD and is it just me or does every 1 agree that shepard is a pimp:L lolz!!! XD
5408ALeX 1 year ago
@MikkroBitti i laughed so hard.. LOL
amfefe925 1 year ago
Bet the game developers have a extended nude version.. *Wink*
xXTrippaXx 1 year ago
what the actual fuck? a sex scene in a game, how pathetic are the producers???
garethkielty 1 year ago
@garethkielty i dont think u have never played a true rpg before. a true rpg game makes you care about your companions and others (if there are any) if u really get into the rp. i dont see any wrong in a sex scene in a game, what about movies? you see way more in movies and ur just watching. Maybe you should actually play the game before u say stuff like that.
SidewindR14K 1 year ago
@garethkielty dude that like saying wait you get to role play in an role playing game.
jessebrown1996 1 year ago
@garethkielty So...people getting abducted, slaughtered, murdered, frozen and blasted into pieces, burnt alive and being processed into genetic material is okay. But oh no! They have a sex scene, where the only nudity is a bra!
You're right! That is going too far, because seeing people being killed is way more appropriate than seeing how people are made ;)
TheElectricPotatoe 1 year ago 96
@TheElectricPotatoe Wow lol you need to get a fucking life this is a fucking game with charactors have sexual contact that is pretty stupid if you ask me lol you said something about dying and burning people and murder and frozen shit? well how does that have anything to do with sex? you connected two things that were way different nice try nerd but us jocks win this time on the computer bitch I suggest you move out of your parents basement get a job and destroy your meth lab. thx GL faggot.
nomanmon 1 year ago
@nomanmon u must be the stupidest faggot ever xD u call urself a jock bcuz thats the opposite to a nerd? and nerds are smart so ur saying ur stupid....great also what he is saying is they wont let us see the whole part but we will see the gore but i guess a retard wouldent be able to put those 2 together
NiXuid 1 year ago
@TheElectricPotatoe That was an incredible smackdown, even if a month old. Well done.
nevrest 1 year ago
@TheElectricPotatoe worst of all {bad in 2 ways lol }, you dont see more then when you go to the beach , fail troll has failed
machielste1 7 months ago
What if at the very beginning, you chose to be a female, not male?
cjaxpur 1 year ago
EDI: Jeff, turn on the security cameras. I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
Joker: Wait, you're actually LETTING me watch people fucking?
EDI: That was a joke.
Joker: FUUUUUUUUUUU-
nocbl2 1 year ago 4
Isn't that why the games rated M
Callofduty4nub 1 year ago
GRUNT walks in...
"Hey Shepherd, I just wanted to thank you for... Holy shit!"
youngbono18 1 year ago 5
@youngbono18 knowing him...he would try and join in O.O
connahharvey 1 year ago
She was wearing her black outfit, how come when Shepard went down to the engine room she was wearing her white one?
PrinceoftheTwilight 1 year ago
@PrinceoftheTwilight Because she doesnt like smelling like week old socks
connahharvey 1 year ago
Tali comes in the room AWKWARD
DAWGbark2112 1 year ago
LOL@Shepard's face at 1:21.
redrumb1 1 year ago
miranda's ugly >_>
pillsbery 1 year ago
btw what would happen if u play female shepherd?
galaxymariosuper 1 year ago
@galaxymariosuper mirandas lesbian then.
oreowithmilk1 1 year ago
nice tits
galaxymariosuper 1 year ago
@BFtheWave That's dumb even 3rd graders know the basics... come on...
lSeKToRl 1 year ago
in kinect thats nice!!!
Cyber98005 1 year ago
i wish you could do that on kinect for xbox!
quiksilver1155 1 year ago
Miranda's ass effect makes my mass erect!
MikkroBitti 1 year ago 276
@MikkroBitti Icwatudidthar :3
Dbowden1423 1 year ago
@MikkroBitti LOL same xD
2xlolx2 1 year ago
@MikkroBitti Best comment ever! :D
M0nz3n 11 months ago
@MikkroBitti Puns, they make anything awesome.
ThicknSwift 10 months ago
@ThicknSwift
it's so punny! xD
belkotar 10 months ago
@belkotar *ba du dush*
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...I'VE GOTTA DO THAT IN GAME!
HeadbangerFromHell14 1 year ago
Enjoyed this third-person shooter. Enjoyed this sex scene much more.
VergilSaxon 1 year ago
Dude I just bet Joker is watchin this on the monitor strockin his cock why'll EDI is watchin
Mr12KABOOM 1 year ago
@BFtheWave it's something that you should do with me:)
DisneyGirl1313 1 year ago
Miranda is ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Badwolf117 1 year ago 6
slut
DanBonRP 1 year ago
Wait Shepard died so... does this count as necrophilia! Prison for you bitch!
abadabad1 1 year ago
@abadabad1 retard
Discreetarcher3 1 year ago
Grunt had a wet dream that night lol :L....that thought hurt my brain O.O
connahharvey 1 year ago
You know the one perosn that i wanna see is kasumi doing it thumbs up if you think so to.
deadrisingrocks10 1 year ago
How to unlock this????? This is the reason I bought this game and I played it through but it didnt come...
Wesker497 1 year ago
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Wesker497 1 year ago
Several hours layer, Zaeed (with his surveillance cameras) finally picks his jaw up off the floor...
SuperChickencow 1 year ago
Shepard is so awesome I would totally let him rape my white ass.
Nyrias 1 year ago
miranda is hot in the black suit
TheReaper569 1 year ago
I wonder if anyone actually got a little turned on watching this
KillaD15 1 year ago
Jack > all
xynathegamer 1 year ago
0.o
Dilsterboy 1 year ago
when is there going to be a three way in mass effect 1 !!!!
filthbrain258 1 year ago
I love the way Miranda talk
ttttkk2 1 year ago
Please like this if you think that Miranda is the hottest video game character of all time....
dustinmolnar12 1 year ago 237
@dustinmolnar12 She's a genetically altered super woman, Hell yeah she's the hottest girl in the universe dude!
bmbheat24 1 year ago