Top 5 Things to Look for in a Guy

[CrazyDave408]

You're not as attractive as you think you are; not even close. You're not attractive enough to look past your glaring lack of a sensible personality.

You are a self righteous and arrogant person; in fewer words, you are have an ugly personality.

[jiafawang2468]

u aint even hot

[bigjew899]

I could actually feel myself losing brain cells during the first 50 seconds. So as I get it her list looks like this:

5. Money so I can use you

4. No mommy issues so If your mother treated you bad (like I don't know, more than 2/3 of all men), kthxbai

3. Looks; You better be able to impress my friends cuz I can't

2. Sense of humor cuz I can't make anyone laugh

1. Be mentally stable cuz I'm not

Yeah. This woman's gonna be single forever. Female 40 year old virgin lol

[JPVeigaaaa]

@bigjew899 All that... except the virgin part.

[bigjew899]

@JPVeigaaaa: Thats right I forgot about her bein a trick lol

[masonroe157900000]

You fucking selfish, insolent, vacuumous retard. The fact that you're a feminist, yet you aren't competent enough to pay for dates, you are completely reliant on the male, you expect him to fuel your narcissistic, pathetic, whorish excuse for a personality... what the fuck? And, as far as choosing a guy, going for looks only proves further that you are incredibly shallow; even more so than I thought before. Oh, and great job on being a self contradicting cunt.

[AcousticVocality]

The video starts..Please don't name any of my qualities PLEASE DON'T NAME ANY OF MY QUALITIES! xD She's such a bitch. Can someone slap her?

[Manginakilla]

The fool who ends up with this feminist cunt, deserves whatever he gets.

[foxboy1618]

No guy likes to take a girl like you since your an inconsiderate attention whore. Go choke on a dildo!

[EmptyMentality]

I really hope this was meant to be a joke because if it isnt then Im really disappointed with society... Girls like you attract assholes and guess what, you deserve them because youre no better than them.

[Allimarion]

Please don't have children.

[KHRUxSTATUS1]

i bet it doesnt take any of those qualities to get in your pants.

[RunfromtheHeathen]

I want to throw you in a dog crate and spray your cunty ass with a garden hose.

[tagvendorfi]

woooooooow. looooooooooool. u self obsessed piece of shite! :)))

[ACxaY]

heeeeeeeeeee a whore

[MrJis25]

WHITE STEREO TYPE....

[MadManX668]

i clicked show more on top there and her clothes ware still on

[paytela]

treat his mom WELL dumb bitch!

[MadManX668]

@paytela

cook and clean lol

dumb bitch!

[i3aden]

Girls like you are always going to get guys that are dicks and this video shows everyone jut how stupid you are lol Fucking shallow as shit

[lexmafia]

cum bucket

[crazy41bitch]

Totally agree with only one of those... number one Must treat your mother right!..

The rest eh not so much...not because I should be treated like a princess but if you can't treat the woman who gave birth too you, right, then how are you going to treat the girl your with right. Is she bi-polar?

[zachownzall]

look at girl.. look at dislikes... dislike..leave.. but id still hit it

[EvilJirachi]

I mean I'm sure she doesn't mean any harm.

She just needs a reality check!

[jschr24]

this chick is retarted

[xBirch]

Funny looking kitchen you have there(:

[francom26]

stuck up bitch

[fucker661]

she looks like she is in her 40's

[ohcalcutta81]

@fucker661 lol it's so true.

[masonroe157900000]

@fucker661 She is 43.

[FionaatGuy]

Things women look for in a guy:

Fake penis

Money

The stench of perfume

Bodybuilder

Idiot

If you fulfill that, you can get any woman you want.

[Spinnernet1FkingSuxx]

FUCKING DUMB BLONDE WHORE. GO GET AIDS AND DIE

[Marthx]

So your making this like a business venture, well good luck loooool

[tllauer]

I refuse to go on blind dates out of fear of getting paired up with her.

[Mrschmeltz1]

porno material

[mlcoo17]

She wants to be treated like a princess. How can someone so slutty, superficial and self centered expect to be treated like a princess.

[TheKnuckleblade]

@mlcoo17 They want to be treated 'fairly' and 'equally', but want to be treated as she said 'like a princess'. Stupid sluts -.-

[22608878]

you're so picky that's why you don't have a guy

[MrWhealdon]

Watch this video if you need to induce vomiting

[gulskjegg]

About 10 years ago, if any man on the internet called a feminist on her crackpot antics, hundreds of other men would all gang up and attack the man that called the feminist on her bulls**t. Now, thanks to the miserable economy and more men waking up to the cancer that is modern feminism, the majority of comments made by men are right on target. Now marriages are at the lowest level in the history of Western Civilization...so you better keep "looking", you silly feminists!

[TheRelentlessAgony]

Oh yes baby lets fuck.

[kicktothebass]

How about for your next vid ..5 ways too squeeze a dick in your arse

No1 : Lube

No2 : Vaseline

No3 : Jam

No4 : Peanut Butter

No5 : Brute Force

[SocashAndTheStars]

I'm surprised because as I thought I'd be disgusted by this video I can pretty much accept all of your points (Other then the fact that you obviously don't even know how to cook or clean).

[royradax]

5 points and she takes 6:15 mins to say it ... you are a Princess alright ...

[gulskjegg]

And they ask me why I married a foreign girl, heh.

[cookieboy913]

may as well be a leso

[cookieboy913]

@UnschoolongEagle at least she's not Asian . Huh emo

[UnschoolingEagle]

Ugh typical American female.

[UnschoolingEagle]

@UnschoolingEagle Okay a bit too generalizing... this also includes the UK and Canada and Australia.... lmao nah but seriously I know not all girls are like this.... I guess.

[garbageday99]

i was hoping that knight in the background would fall down the stairs killing her

[NFbroadcasting]

so a guy that's not crazy, with a good job, who does dishes, laundry, etc. also, is handsome, sexy, entertains her and is funny. like THAT will happen...

[Friedstuffsable]

You're not even that hot. Blonde snookie orange cunt.

[JeremyTheSlug]

Bitch...

[ArenKitsune]

"Top five things to look for in a guy or 'How to score with Katie' " Um... I fail to see how any slightly sane guy would ever want to get close to her...

[KingAdonisDNA]

@ArenKitsune You sir, know what the fuck you're talking about.

[ArenKitsune]

@KingAdonisDNA Because unlike someone who would want her, I am a person with an ounce of sanity XD

[KingAdonisDNA]

@ArenKitsune You probably don't have to be crazy, just as stupid as she is.

[ArenKitsune]

@KingAdonisDNA *tilts head in confusion and amazement* You mean there's OTHERS that are this stupid??? o_o Well, lets hope they're bred out of existence- waaiiiiiiiit... If people with her intelligence stop existing... We'll have to find something else to laugh at :P

[KingAdonisDNA]

@ArenKitsune We can go to their tombstones and laugh.

[sparktheshadow]

something i look for in a girl is that you not be a bitch, or at least dont be entirely bitchy, well not even bitchy, but just not a horrible, retardedly immature person, you know. maybe someone whose head isnt up their ass all the time and they can take me and i dont have to watch their sinfully terrible youtube videos i stumble across randomly.

[TheStefcam]

she sondes like any other stupid teens

[TheStefcam]

so much stupidity yea I bet its a small list OH MY GOD

it KNOW ITS OWN NAME !!!!!!!

[2006med4soc]

I think Katie is just another example of a douchebag

[GuitarnScythes]

The Amazing Atheist brought me here,

your personality and attitude made me leave as quick as I could

[Dc3n7s]

KatiesOpinion lol. Opinion. No wonder there's so many dislikes.

[419scammerguy]

I prefer video games to american females :) ..waits for the *oh you're butter etc etc etc etc typical response

[BillTheTrainer]

Guys,

It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

Here's what you need to do:

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

[Krutgubben1]

@BillTheTrainer

Hey... this has nothing to do with the ability to pick up girls... been there, done that.

It's a question of "what's in it for the man" to enter a relation today... is it worth it ?

I dare to say "No... not with a western woman"

Why consort with a obnoxious, self entitled nightmare who gives nothing of value in return... and in case of a divorce you'll surely notice your true worth.

Do yourself a favor... go check out the MRA movement.

[BobbyfromPepper]

@BillTheTrainer : Or just rent yourself some pussy, call it a cab when you're done and then pursue your hobbies, grow yourself, etc. No reason to chase 'tang in this day and age, get married to it, etc. when you can just pay some slut $200 to pay her credit card bill.

[Krutgubben1]

Alright...

But, what are YOU contributing with in a relation ?

Oh, that is not when tip-toeing about pretending to be a princess.

Why enter a relation if it's just a lose - lose situation... no wonder that more and more men are turning their backs on western women...

[nightmaresfanNR1]

You want all that? but what can YOU do for him?

[TheLASingleGuy]

WTF??? This is either a parody, or unrealistic. 'Nuff said.

[davegate2000]

Wow, if I could sum up everything I despise about American skanks, you'd be it.

[fuzzmew]

Gimme a Pokemon game and a Wii too

them I might vacume the flore but I

mostly watch tv and play with my toys

Can I really have a sword? If you buy me

a real sword I will windex the front room

windows.

When you get home from work I want hugs from

big mama lots of hugs.

Take care of me mama I'm your boy.

[fuzzmew]

I want apple juice in a box, and graham crackers and cookies with chocolate chips not oat meal, I save those for throwing at strangers who bang on the door when mommys not home. I need a bath before bedtime WITH BUBBLES I don't want no stupid bath without bubbles. I want cheetos and fride balonie samwich for lunch. NO STUPID VEGABLES!!! YUCK I want pizza too and coke and bring it rite now. I want more Hotwheels and GI Joe and Bionicles NOW. Gimme a Pokemon game and a Wii too them I might vacume

[camil2003]

eww only an American could consider this old looking nasty tarp to be attractive.

[Meatza3000]

I'm not a misogynist, but cunts like you are the reason why some of us men stay single. It sounds like you've no sense of personal responsibility what so ever as you treat men as if they were nothing more than walking ATMs.

[kriz10and]

no stfu you slut get back in the kitchen

[protectorian]

3:41 "I think there is somthing wrong with me."

Ya you're not getting enough penis, but obsessed with it sometimes.

You really need more penis.

[Hampro1]

the amazing atheist made me hate this bitch

[JCB411abuser]

hey she is cute, fun, outspoken, confident in herself that is attractive in my book. that attitude shapes her into something beautiful, without it she would look normal

[oyvind1141]

what a girl says or how she behaves can easily make the prettiest girl ugly

[Chinerican]

why many guys trample this video,Are you guys deaf or blind?

So lovely, humor, sexy,rich . . . . .girl

[Cmbheadquarters]

FUCKING BITCH GOD I AM SOOOOOO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

[frank02111]

Hey check me out on facebook, " Frank Calisi " I will have my first book published by easter. I know it is going to be hot it will be called ,"The Glen Falls Guys"!! let me know what you think? Frankie of Boston!

[ARDUNNO]

a girl like you is attractive but as soon as ya open ya mouth, its like oh no! all these demands and expectations!!... 'ME' ' ME' 'ME' 'ME' !!! life isnt always going to go your way and you wont get all you want,,, most men will use you and probably hurt you along the way, i know id be attracted to you, but instantly repelled at the same time by your shallow middle of the road dolly-minded dumb blondeness!!!! though i wud screw ya if i got the chance! :)

[ARDUNNO]

crotch watchers

[SuperBeherenow]

You have a lot of growing up to do. Guys don't look handsome for very

long. Yes you do care if people don't like your videos or you wouldn't

make them, and you aren't even cute at all.

[dlocomx783]

Bitch u got isuees

[dlocomx783]

Gold digger

[meowskull]

You're an ugly pig-nosed cunt. A man must be desperate to even CONSIDER asking you out. It looks as if Garfield the cat took a shit all over your hair. You're mentally insane to think a SANE man would actually find you attractive. By the way, are credits really needed for a video like this? You mean someone actually gets credit for going ape shit in iMovie?

[RazorsEdge9K]

@meowskull You owned that bitch...

[MrFancySchmancyPants]

stupid bitch

[Keiji555]

number 1 in a girl: Prefer to go dutch, and need to respect her brothers and father *dumped by Katie* ah okay. good to know where I stand...

[sbmg09]

Holy shit... she look like a fucking transexual *pukes*

[jasonkingj69]

I'll give you all that shit...... Only if you let me spit in your asshole and creampie you

[themasterplan1213]

You are repulsive.

[namrahnotyal]

You better be sarcastic about the whole money thing! Or else NO guy will want you!

[LPFreemanFAN]

@namrahnotyal nah,dude,trust me..THERE ARE retarded people like that.

[McBawse]

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[YEAHHBOIIII1]

@McBawse RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kipkayify]

Oh come on, she HAS to be sarcastic.

[KissesInTheRainxox]

ew.

[thepettyeel]

Blondes like you are the reason the stereotype exists.

[richardxx9011]

Once she said money I stopped the video because she a typical girl like the rest... im 21 and in school making exactly 2,189.54 a month right now.. I think thats good for a 21 yr old but once a girl says moneyyyy! Im gone.. because the only thing girls like is money and to sit on there lazy asses all day and get fucked by you and then hit up ur friends and try hitting on them.. this is why cheating happens...

[brickley2000]

I'm betting a lot of guys you go out with ,.... turn Gay

[mrdojob]

She demands a lot and gives nothing in return. Who would want a drain on resources like her when she's prob gonna go out all the time with friends using your money, watch your TV, stay in your house, ask fer her own car with your money and what for? At the end of the day she's just a parasitic infection going out her way to drain money in exchange of vagina.

[geeeezification]

She still wants a slave.

[TheUltimatePerformer]

"I'm Katie!" lol so hard at 0:36, your cute

[franciscodudeful]

You guys just stop watchin her videos (this is the last video I want to watch from her), and most of all stop commenting. Thats how shell stop. Theres two types of poeple in the world. Ones who outgrew high school and ones who didnt.

[BeastLordofMetal]

Pretty sure I've seen this chick in a porno

[MelvinThe42]

She isn't crazy. Just stupid.

[kidballistic]

Jesus Christ, yet another worthless female. Good luck you semi incognito prostitute.

[ddbb1233]

@kidballistic agreed...

[VonManavis]

That fail-of-KNIGHT (ROFLMAO) up there needs a bit of pushing...

[MassEFR34k]

For the love of god men, please do not breed with this thing!

[anikinippon]

*yawn*... On to hotter women that are cooler and less bitchy. Seriously, you say all that stuff you know that a good stiff one and someone who's good that will stick around is good enough. Women don't care about about looks honestly, I knew a fat ugly smelly guy that was pulling 2 strippers back to his house in 20 min. and he could do that consistently. It's how a guy can make a woman feel that's important and most guys can't communicate that properly.

[TheGlenn9]

I tell you what would sort this girl out and all those like her ,6 months living in a war torn third world shit hole,it would change their spoilt brat attitude forever

[SIMPLEman612]

@TheGlenn9 i agree. why not gather them all in camps and shave there heads make them where the same clothing and then have them gassed?

[motokrack]

@TheGlenn9 ,,,,,,,,yup

[EpicSickGuy]

This Bitch's High on 'COCK'

[DjPixma21435]

no no no no no you have it all wrong women look after men! they dont clean or do laundry thats what women are for!

[connerjd]

Well, you do have pretty eyes.

[lizzy596]

wow..this is really sad...I just lost a bit of respect for Seth Macfarlane

[ClamCrunchy]

She's not asking that much. She just wants a guy with a job, not tons of money you judgemental bastards.

[UFOghostgeek]

People like you make me loose faith in humanity. You pretentious, egotistical bitch. I'd be surprised if you EVER get with a guy.

[Cap285]

I was waiting for that suit of armor to fall down the stairs and kill your superficial,gold digging ass. Burn in hell.

[OutlawRyderHell]

LOOOL

[crud4]

3:41

[FADRIELE]

Katie, Ill break your fucking neck

[FADRIELE]

1) You do everything she wants = she wiil get bored in no time

2) You are her personal clown = she will step on your head and certainly will atack your weakness

This is really pathetic.

[FADRIELE]

I am not impressed about the numbers of gay people growing and on and on.

You make me sick.

[Aussiephil99]

What I look for in a woman ...brains....something this girl hasn't got

[i4BiA]

@Aussiephil99 thats so not true :( some girl have it

[depture]

So you want a guy who is

Good looking, submissive to women, funny,intelligent, willing to do all the work around the house and has a full time well paying job....

while you do practically nothing..

Good luck with that.

[aardfay]

@depture Lets just hope she grows up. But something tells me she really has a mental disorder

[13redwings40]

wow that's impressive, shes on charlie sheen's "winning" level!

[crate2819]

You sound and act like a man, kudos for sport fucking.

[NoxiousRemedy]

This is why I don't date American women.

[potatogeekz]

wow she is a sexist..

[lilmizmardy]

@potatogeekz

She is not even sexist, just a bit spoilt. 

[CallumJStewart]

What's that old saying about beggers and choosers?

You look about 40 and you're acting like a fucking child. Bitch, please.

[GemCan78]

@CallumJStewart And the most tragic thing is, that, human life may one day emerge from the confines of her womb, if not already...and I always wondered why babies cry when they're born...

[TheOneintwo]

@GemCan78 Holy shit that's funny as hell!

[omgomg5475]

so all chicks look for this stuff, but you also gotta ask yourself if the expectations are reasonable... i mean, would a guy with these qualities pick you over tons of other girls that look for the same thing. oh wait by the time i wrote that i'd just listened to the first one... holy shit this is just stupid loll

[Omniscientus]

@omgomg5475 No, not all. The woman in this video is to dependent on someone. Don't go for the clingy ones.

[666ThrashHead666]

Bitch Please

[MrMuscleGuitar]

ughh annoying as hell. not attractive

[normal909]

all i could say 2 u is ++++++++++++++++=

[tilemacro]

If you want to find a guy let me give you some lesons

1) Dont talk... ever

2) Dont move unless told to

3) Dress sexy

I bet you will make a retard happy somewhere.

[HollidaeandKyra]

@tilemacro thatshorrible,.. and really sexist, she is worth alot more than that , and plus she is only fucking aroundd

[tilemacro]

@HollidaeandKyra And what do i do :) ?

[LoveMurderinSnitches]

You look like you're nearly 45.. I don't think you should be picky.

[SpawnRevenge92]

You shallow barbie. 

[HollidaeandKyra]

@SpawnRevenge92 how was that shallow, ? its the truth.

[SpawnRevenge92]

@HollidaeandKyra  It's a squallid truth of a useless person.

[SmaragdineSage]

holy god. fail.

[Sikletrynet]

Loved by retards

Hated by someone with a brain

But unfortunateley never ignored.

[UFOghostgeek]

People like you make me not want to live on this planet any more.

[803brando]

one word can sum her up, corky, in a sexy way though.