Average day at valve

[player1jcw2]

now ill have more fun when killing spys knowing gaben is ONE! OF THEM! IM COMING FOR YOU GABEN IM COMING!

[Theotherguy532]

Hi' im gabe newell and my favorite class is this pie 

[DerVampshiizKing]

I can tell you got it delayed for a week.

[aparzoo]

Valve Corporation Employee requirements:

Skilled storyteller

Incredible Game designer

Wonderful and genuine genius

Morbidly Obese

[DimaszDSF]

look at the guy on the first row on the left side he actually loks like gabe newell

[ploxerdon]

@DimaszDSF

spy!

[Ophostus]

*Lunch Time At VaLVE*

Designer: O Hey Gabe What you got there?

Gaben: Oh Just a Burrito...

Designer: :D

Gaben: WITH A SIDE OF EP:3!!!!! >:D

Designer: D:

[Jakpeacemaker]

yeah right, we all know valve cannot count to 3

[Fredo5227]

Will the real Gabe Newell please stand up.

[ploxerdon]

@Fredo5227

Gaben stand up?

what were you thinking?

[SergioSource]

@ploxerdon sv_gravity 100 my friend

[TheTwiton]

1:08

That is the guy who still plays CS

[TheTwiton]

Gabe is a spy!

[HamburgersWithFries]

Gaben actually been working on HL2: EP3, Hes just on a REALLY long lunch break.

[ploxerdon]

@HamburgersWithFries

worth the weight

[LowLevelSaiyanGin498]

wait......which one is gabe,their all fat

[ploxerdon]

@LowLevelSaiyanGin498

the one wearing white

[ROBLOXCLOT]

All the eating are ideas for Portal 3

All the farting are ideas for HL2 Episode 3

All the burps are ideas for L4D 3

[GarrysGuy123]

Great. Now I'm hungry.

[ploxerdon]

@GarrysGuy123 worth the weight.

[darkos1012]

Why is he called gay Ben

[TheMartzyanu]

Average day in U S A

[TTCNaTuRaLx]

@TheMartzyanu 

[SgtHydra]

This just in:

Valve just bought the Myst franchise.

Doing a remake.

U mad?

[ploxerdon]

@SgtHydra

He wont do a remake, as that would involve him working.

[fistfulofknowledge]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[ploxerdon]

@fistfulofknowledge

and two fat jokes a day keeps the gaben away

[brickmaster43]

That should be an avarage day at micrsoft

[runescapelololol]

114 people work at valve

[doylop135]

Welcome to Team Fortress 2,

We have lots of money.

[Jahoovenator]

No need to 'shop Gabe over the top, he looks like that anyway

[guaton92]

hurr

[youbad1231234]

Every fart and burp they make, thats how many years episode 3 will be delayed.

[superstarman9001]

Oh crap, Gabe found a cloning machine.

[FacaLamina]

:DDD HORY SHIT!!! Now I know they got those noises from "The End is Neigh"!!!!!!!!

[SnivySnake]

All the farts are ideas for HL2 Episode 3.

All the burps are ideas for Left 4 Dead 3.

[ploxerdon]

@SnivySnake

you figured out the secret behind valve!

they are coming for you now,lock your doors!

[SnivySnake]

@ploxerdon What's Gabe gonna do, beat me up with his fat? If he farts on me, he'll spoil the entire plot of Episode 3!

[ploxerdon]

@SnivySnake

he will make left for dead f2p!

[MrRougeace]

@SnivySnake the coughs are Portal 3 and the wheezes are for a new CS

[SnivySnake]

@MrRougeace Impossible. The guy at the end who broke his chair fell on top of and broke whatever remains of CS.

[MrRougeace]

@SnivySnake D:

[BanditOfBandwidth]

@SnivySnake burps are inspirations for the new Boomer

[ploxerdon]

@BanditOfBandwidth

gaben will be the new model for the boomer

[BanditOfBandwidth]

@ploxerdon awsome 0_o...

[alienspacenetwork]

@SnivySnake All the groans are ideas for Team fortress 3.

.....................All the packets are ideas for Portal 3

[DrGarlic500]

@SnivySnake what about the ideas for meet the pyro?

[SnivySnake]

@DrGarlic500 Hm... The grunts.

Valve is very secretive about things, so they developed a code to communicate with each other.

[DrGarlic500]

@SnivySnake I see... Thats some good info, right there.

[ZZSFAN]

Why did you added the audio?

If you just keeped the video, it'd have been perfect.

[ploxerdon]

@ZZSFAN

hey,i made it up, and i thought it was better this way.

[Noone1505123]

And somehow they still make the best videogames in existance

[ploxerdon]

@Noone1505123

they probably hired chuck norris

[CrayzMario64]

"Half Life 2--"

[Skips time]

"...is Spy."

OH JESUS, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[ploxerdon]

@CrayzMario64

he will release half life 2 episode 3 as a spy

everybody buys it

the spy shape-shifts back at night and will steal all your money

worth the weight.

[SickTwistedQueen]

"I can be reached at 'gay ben'..."

[TF141Afterburner]

A Fat Joke A Day

Keeps Episode 3 Away

[rushfan212]

OH I GET IT, ITS BECUASE THERE FAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO!

[ploxerdon]

@rushfan212

ok thats the limit,episode 3 won't be released...

ever.

[rushfan212]

@ploxerdon Oh It never will be, as long as gabe is still running the company.

[ploxerdon]

@rushfan212

Gabe's children will run the company and they will keep helping to delay it.

[rushfan212]

@ploxerdon But what about their children? And the Children after that? And the children after that?

GOD DAMNIT GABE.

[ploxerdon]

@rushfan212

Gabe uses the budget for hl 2 episode 3 to clone himself.

[ThatDirtyWhore]

why are there any dislikes?

[ploxerdon]

@ThatDirtyWhore

Neutral dislike bar.

Nuff said.

[VexusTheReplacement]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away....

[RandomZace]

welcome to team fortress 2 we have lots of money :D

[OSDolphin]

Sadly, out of all the valve employees, Gaben is the skinniest.

[ManitasArriba]

Gaben is the fat with glasses at the front row at the left.

[andrea9342]

0:20 team fortress is Free to Play (look on blackboard)

i know that actually is F2P

[ploxerdon]

@andrea9342

Holy!

never noticed it said FP XD

it used to say nerfp or something,but gabe's head covered the rest XD

If i would have noticed i would make it f2p XD

[P0wnyu]

'Which on'es Gabe Newell?' ALL OF THEM!

[ploxerdon]

@P0wnyu

That gaben is a spy!

[124Nightwing]

AHHHHHH THERES GABENS EVERYWHERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY'LL EAT THE GAME YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR 6 YEARS

[ploxerdon]

@124Nightwing

After 6 years of developement, the game you all waited for...

left 4 dead 3

[ploxerdon]

@RPGLuigi

Microsoft?

[brttnjck]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT LEFT 4 DEAD

[Twisted4000]

Well, at least Valve is WORTH THE WEIGHT.

[MrWafflemanguy]

they should worth the weight

[Twisted4000]

Actually I don't think you needed to put Gaben's face on Peter, because to be honest he actually already looks a lot like him.

[ploxerdon]

@Twisted4000

True that,but some people just wont understand then or think i was lazy.

[MudkipJack]

Good lord, episode 3 has just been delayed another three years!

[ploxerdon]

@MudkipJack

Mate,we are far beyond that

[fjdpaco]

there i even socre

[ploxerdon]

@fjdpaco

YOO ARE CREDIET ZO TEAM

[FelixMaxwell]

69....69.... holly shit

[ploxerdon]

@FelixMaxwell

Since 56 its neutral XD

[Pwnage195]

Evryone sitting in the chairs is american.

[ploxerdon]

@Pwnage195

Everything*

[derfuher00]

@Pwnage195 HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAH fag

[Nomis095]

I'm a rebel!!!!

[ploxerdon]

@Nomis095

Gabe disapproves.

[ploxerdon]

i require assistance!

that like/dislike bar is not equal!

[ploxerdon]

lets make the lik/dislike bar neutral!

[LordKarnage12345]

Gabe: FUCK YOU HALF LIFE 3 DELAYED 1 TRILLION YEARS

[ploxerdon]

@LordKarnage12345

that short?

thought it was gonna be released in the year 900000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000001,but apparently he makes it come out earlier.

[BWS777unlucky]

@ploxerdon Another 901298309128309812039812093810­293809128309128039812039812093­810298301928309128309128309128­309128390128309128309182309812­039812039812093812093812093812­093810293801293801298301928301­9283109238109 years actualy.

[ploxerdon]

@BWS777unlucky

so early?

i though 952585223712041474115015705gab­e55715581358858158513574626568­gabe67304570537057052705772766­685644635058038035803803805805­380358360630366366336636636365­7957-46-46046006036fatvery1247­94gabenisveryobese789685956895­8695695979447979gabe4794794769­464738359357835357953357857gab­e957gabe9794663468903853358080­35gabe585305585850773570357057­353470347467660565860806347347­837357gabe00357358534785355703­57305736463633522426688gabe656­885685 years but im apparently wrong i guess.

[BWS777unlucky]

@ploxerdon actualy 111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111122223­982749872398749283709009999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99999:0.Its divided by zero so it would never been released.

[ploxerdon]

@BWS777unlucky

GODDAMN THE WORLD IS GONNA EXPLODE NOW

[MrAlexanderXII]

What family guy episode was this from?

[ploxerdon]

@MrAlexanderXII

I believe its from the fat guy strangler,not sure though.

[Loltubezz]

The guy in the bottom left was actually Gabe though. Look at him.

[ploxerdon]

@Loltubezz

He cloned himself,with the money that was supposed to be half life 2 episode 3's budget.

So say goodbye to your game.

[DinokillerSithlord]

america if it was in a room...

[ploxerdon]

@DinokillerSithlord

Room is too tiny,and so are these people.

[mrbob091]

GABEN. GABEN EVERYWHERE.

[climid]

this is fake, he didnt even mention hats!

[ploxerdon]

@climid

he was talking about other games too much atm.

[MechWarrior894]

Ah, this made me laugh. XD

[ploxerdon]

@XeroMaano

gabe newell earns money just by eating XD

[ElmntNinja]

No wonder Episode 3... er... never mind...

[ploxerdon]

@ElmntNinja

Shht,dont startle the gaben.

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@ploxerdon You mean Gay Ben -_-"

[ploxerdon]

@2KingdomHearts345243

Great,now i need to search what ploxerdon said...

[irishtrash15]

It's ironic. For all the fat jokes people make about Gabe, he's actually the thinnest man in the company.

[ploxerdon]

@irishtrash15

Shh,nobody should know!

[ethanconner1]

@irishtrash15 lol

[OSDolphin]

@irishtrash15 O rly?

[MikesMadMoney]

So this is what's delaying Episode 3. Makes sense.

[ploxerdon]

@MikesMadMoney

All the meetings go like this.

Enough said :P

[BloodyAxe6]

My favorite class is the pie XD