BikerTrashWolf's attempt to mooch a camera.

[greenmondaymorning]

ahaha thats funny as hell

[jd11211]

wait if its coming from that camera you're holding how come the video is not jerky

[BikerTrashWolf]

Only one explanation... I am lieing.

[jd11211]

yeah i kindda new that all along and its a respons to contest closed or in the g1episode hoist goes hollywood cllose and nice try i was able to flip it back in my editor i didn't beleive for a second

[ShatteredVinyl]

He's pointing it at a mirror.

[arachnoman13]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIKERTRASH!!!!!!!!!

[toxinom]

biker for presdent of the world!!!!! any who object......please step in the rocket that is NOT aiming tword the sun!

[BikerTrashWolf]

~sighs~ Saddly I am not eleigible to run for president of the world. I am not a born citizen, I did not get my citizenship untill I turned 14 :(

If they would make an amendment to the law I would definatly run though. I am afraid that Chris Crocker would get more votes tham me though.

[nextstar121]

use your phone video camera load to the pc then to you tube

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yeah that would have been smarter. I dont have the cable to go from my computer to the phone though.

[wildcatslb56]

lol samurai niga monkeys are throughing poop everywhere lol

[BikerTrashWolf]

you have no idea, they are insane. Kinda like their master!

[wildcatslb56]

lol

[breakingtheday11]

LOL the samuri ninja monkeys xD

[uSCOTTpwnd]

hehe

[AsianBoi2000]

Nice Haircut though!

[AsianBoi2000]

You look slim in this video.

[BikerTrashWolf]

I think it is because I was leaning forward the whole time. thats all I can figure :) I wish I could pull that trick off in life :D

[oysterlicker]

Your cheap lousy camera sure has some super ultra optical stabilizer. Hehehe.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yes it is quite amazing.

[sarahMLP]

Just buy YOURSELF a damn camera you sponging bum!! haha x

[savdenram]

i think the video quality is better in this one

[BikerTrashWolf]

Strange huh :)...

[BikerTrashWolf]

It is almost like I am using a new camera...

[saberburst]

Ha, nice haircut but where can I vote for you?

[BikerTrashWolf]

You have to be entered into the contest to vote. click on the video that this is a response to to find out how to enter the contest.

[GWolfV2]

I could tell :D

[JoeNostalgiaILoveYou]

So if I vote for you, the chances of you winning the camera are higher...

but if I do that, you'll get eaten by Unpicked1 and won't be able to use the camera...

that sucks, that is like a Twilight Zone plot thing.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yeah... Pretty much. Honestly I don't mind if you vote for someone else.

[sparkofamaximal]

i have been waiting a year for my devastator review.

[BikerTrashWolf]

what devastator? All I have is a broken KO devastator.

[Southpawpartner]

dang, you do need a camera, dont you?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yes I sure do ;)

[marvelrocks11]

youve got my vote

[629180]

samurai ninja monkeys sound evil well defenitely voting for you

[goten31]

lol there throwing poop

[Camaroson2008]

lol dude you need to put your hair back.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Hang on, I will go to town and have it cut longer.

[CobraCommanderTFW]

lol time to get the monkeys off your back

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yes they make it very hard to bring a date home. Unless my date likes monkeys :) (if they do like them it is usually not for long)

[KalelPrime]

lol nice

[gigasteam]

HAHAHA, i hope you win sir:D

[Camaroson2008]

:( But hes lying. Who will believe him\??

[gigasteam]

but he got monkeys, i think i allmost once saw one of them in a video on a president candidate on saturn, i saw it here on youtube... or in a dream, well i hope unpicked 1 wins millions of dollars and hands ou cameras to everyone, everyone deserve to win

[BikerTrashWolf]

Yes the monkeys uploaded that video without my knowlage, I deleted the video and changed my password.

[gigasteam]

ahhh, that does it, no more soup for my pizza, HAHA i need POWHA!

[BikerTrashWolf]

How can you be sure I am lieing? Haven't you heaver heard something so fake sounding that it can only be true?

[gigasteam]

hmm... green is now on a taste, it taste like wallpapper smells after being soakd in staplers for minus four minutes, ok?

[BikerTrashWolf]

O.o... no not ok, You let the Staplers soak for too long, if you dont let them soak for atleast -6 min then they can not neutralize the envy plague in the green. Be very carefull as that can lead to indigestion. But you dont have to worry because it is not as dangerous as the Hate plague that is in the red flavored food. in Red.

[gigasteam]

ahha, thats it ur in my goverment as my "color/taste" master, u can allsow decide over brazill, that is my gift to you

[TransformersMatrix]

Your Monkeys Do a GREAT JOB! I wish I had Monkeys help me on my stop-motions! Can I borrow them? How much they charge? :)

[BikerTrashWolf]

3 Bannanas a day. Diapers are optional but Highly encouraged.

[RodumusPrime]

give me your address and i ll try to send one to you

[toxinom]

*cocks shotgun* okay wheres the monkeys?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Well right now they are swinging from the rafters. Don't blast em yet. I still need them.

[toxinom]

as u wish

[thedeicide]

LOL

Great idea for the contest.

[BikerTrashWolf]

I try :)

[lazerlemons]

No wonder you don't put up videos very often! But when you do, it's always special!

[binolar]

if you filmed that in a mirror, why the image didn't move when you move your camera?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Creative editing. ;)

[unpicked1]

LOL, man. That would be a real big pain. Well, good luck, man. and once again, I apologize for eating you, LOL.

Take it easy.

[BikerTrashWolf]

its ok... I have been in worse places.

[kinglaffo]

Watching this multiple times makes it more hilarious, you could be a politician, I almost believe that YOU believe this craziness you're spewing haha

[BikerTrashWolf]

I would love to be a politician, but I know my oponent would bring up my videos on here and say "You cant vote for this guy, He is a fat ass nerd with no life!"

:P

[kinglaffo]

No problem, with the unpicked1 on your staff, I think you would be quite safe. He could....take care...of your opponents were they to spread any sort of hate campaigns. I've heard the unpicked1 can gun down a man over 500 yards away with point black precision, all while eating a biscuit and drinking lemonade

[BikerTrashWolf]

I would have thought a corndog and cream soda. >:)

[kinglaffo]

Yeah I think you're right man

[Emboled]

Sweet video!

[MatrixRodimuss]

The Monkeys must achieve power over the opressors they serve! To victory monkeys!!!!!!!!

[NathanDanielMaskel]

if i vote for you king laffo will unleash a giant 1 to kill you...

[kinglaffo]

You're damn skippy

[BikerTrashWolf]

You know... part of me want a camera... The other 99% of me wants to live. o.O

[kinglaffo]

You better talk to Turbo and beg for him to protect you if I lose!

[BikerTrashWolf]

You have my permission to vote for KingLaffo O.o....

[NathanDanielMaskel]

lol

[williamthemighty]

You have my vote :)

[kinglaffo]

Quite clever mr Trash :D

With or without stop motion I know we have to edit more than any other TF reviewers

PUT A DIP IN THE DIP DAP - you figure that one out

[BikerTrashWolf]

Put a dip in tha... huh?

[TheSoundwaveGuy]

Wow, Biker, you probably the best stopmotion maker on Youtube :]

[BikerTrashWolf]

Well. I was doing a little quick math the otherday. With all the videos I made as stop motions I have taken an estimated 975,000 images to use in my videos. I should be good I have had alot of practice ;)

[DisguyPrime]

Very nice. I like the widescreen format. Nice haircut :>)

[tfbuddy]

by the way nice hair cut

[BikerTrashWolf]

Thanks, it is alot cooler under a hard hat like this.

[mraschewski]

You get my vote lol!

[tfbuddy]

lol your great bikertrash

[BikerTrashWolf]

I try to be :D

[MasterJustino]

Were you filming with the camera in youre hand or anotherone?

[BikerTrashWolf]

Like I was saying. I had to take almost 3000 still images (in a mirror) and make this video from all that, and then make a voiceover.

Really I should have just bought another camera after the one I am holding broke.

[MasterJustino]

How did you make the pictures so still?, the pictures look like its on a tripod.

[BikerTrashWolf]

I have steady hands.

[MasterJustino]

OH. i get it. I hope you win the camera

[bigdonkey14]

i'm calling the samuria, ninja and monkey unions

[BikerTrashWolf]

No no no, it is just one union. The "Samurai Ninja Monkey" Union. the other Unions are non affiliated.

[bigdonkey14]

oh ok then

are you at least giving them redundancey pay?

[BikerTrashWolf]

If by redundancy pay you mean bananas, then yes.

[bigdonkey14]

oh good

you should always give rundundancey pay in food, that way they can't be mugged while leaving the unemployment office

altough who would try to mug a group of samuria ninja monkeys?

that's right, and evil dentist

[Blade2edge23]

lol i need to make one of these

[autobotmurder]

great entry

[BikerTrashWolf]

Thanks, I was going to make it much more elaborate, but I couldn't find a lab coat.

[autobotmurder]

lol, i think i'll enter

[BikerTrashWolf]

Go for it :) the more the merrier!

[autobotmurder]

yepp, if i win i'll have a stroke and then the camera will be givven to some one else , damn