Homer Simpson's Funniest Lines!!!

[xxshadowsxx0988]

is it weird that ive seen all these episodes?

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

5 days but im mad now.

[Xb0xm8te]

How the hell do we get out of here?

We will dig our way out!

LOL!

[kmpkingshorse]

"AH! My files!"

[aaronmh92]

hahahaha

[BigBlu3214]

" Marge, there's a spider by my car keys" my favorite line left out lmfao

[moviedude22]

"Get the heeelll outta heeeeerre"

[xCaffieneJunkyx]

"Uh...Burn that seat."

[chibisofevil2]

Keep pressing 0. Homer is cheating on Marge for a trash can!!!

[Jettblackmatt]

Oh they're defending themselves somehow!

[Clairecotter]

"How'll we get out of here?" "we'll dig our way out!"

[mj224223]

FLAAAAANDEEEERS FLAAAAANNDDDEEERSSS "WHAT!?!?".....FLAAAAANNNNNDEE­EERRRRSSS

[HHHKOK06]

@mj224223 GAME'S OVER THERE!!

[lordsinister1232]

lol, when they are digging there way out, Chief Wiggum says "Dig Up Stupid" X)

[itskeythedfordnigga]

lololololololoooh..ooh..ooh! 0:02:14 in class at school and i just bust out an started laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewholefnshow89]

keep tapping 7 and thank me later

[Cga1987]

Get the hell out of here! xD

[TheNathanStruthers]

keep on pressing 6 your welcome

[sopranofan1984]

pause at 1:12 LOL

[crh2010]

"oh i dont need anything like that...yet"

"ffflllaaaaannnnddeeerrsss"

[64smashmanpain]

Press 6 to get hit in the head.

[pinkyfluff76]

0:58 im a dwarf and im digging a hole

/watch?v=ls-GFVbB3L4

[tempusfugitangel]

Fllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanndeerr­rrrssssss

[MKTpilot]

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

[Ewokfrost]

Fuck family guy, nothins funnier than Homer haha I grew up watchin this motherfucker nd no one makes me laugh as much as him hahaha

[Spidermonkeymontage]

u should of put on that batting helmet homer...LOL

[dancemaniaplayerr]

did i just....heard ANTONIO BANDERAS in this video >__ಠ ?

[Mehdibendhiab]

i just cant stop laughing !!!! xD

[MrTyrant67]

fucking homer simpson :D

[Johnnymushio]

These are all pre season 10.

[texasB666]

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Barts a vampire, beer kills braincells. Now, let's go back to that building... thingy...where our beds and Tv...is...."

[africankid87]

black people

[specs97]

Otto: How do we get out of here?

Homer: We dig our way out!!

[hondaredrider]

3 classic Homerisms missing from all new Simpsons episodes

1) D'oh

2) high pitched shreak

3) "heehee" when he thinks hes done something clever

[Caseytehspacey93]

Haha! I love you Homer <3

[ChocolateChip347]

The first line sums up my life.

[bobbyhooks99]

I WUZ BUY-ING PORN-OGRAPHY...

[Gigabowser4]

Homer:FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDERS

Ned: WHAT WHAT?

Homer: GAMES OUT THERE!

[varo2234]

please: can someone write the last quote,about the beer ?

I'm spanish-speaker

[feedingear]

@varo2234 he says "uh oh, ive got to think of a line fast" marge says "homer are you going to the duff brewery" and homer screams. we laugh.

[varo2234]

@feedingear ahh thanks!

[TOSportsFan1990]

At 1:05 you forgot the best part of that scene, "No no no, dig UP stupid!"

[mkwhotrod2]

LOL XD

[9doors16]

how could u leave out when hes tryin to build the bbq and he says "english side ruined..must..use..french side. Le grille! What the hell is that"!! LOL

[OUTLAW767]

what about

"SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!" I lol'd so hard wen he said that

anyway, nice vid, thumbs up + favourite! :D

[Thegreatdave1234]

Moe u mad?

[3xJaronx3]

"burn that seat"

[jhonnytwoguns]

ughh!! burn that seat!!

[MagicBulletRegret]

Five days?  But I'm mad now!

[spontanous91151]

Homer:FLAAAAANNDERS! FLAAAAANNDERS!.

Ned Flander: Wat!

Homer:FLAAAAANNDERS!

[mtthwdlsy25]

"I don't need anything like that, yet..."

[mtthwdlsy25]

"Its a pornography store, I was buying Pornography."

[zaz0926]

Only Homer would try to bunt on a batting machine

[Giiillette]

BEST JOKE EVER:

Lisa:huh,Lieutenant Smash

L.T smash: That's right Lieutenant L.T smash

XD LAUGHT SO HARD

[thamutebutton]

26 people didnt buy pornography from the pornography store

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@thamutebutton You're just like every other person who comments on videos, this is a pathetic attempt to gain popularity from having your retarded comment liked.

[thamutebutton]

@JackSamaelRevolver awww

[averagebusinessmen2]

what episode is 1:35 from?

[eggyleftcheek]

''eerr...burn that seat.''

[DefendedHomestand]

These episodes are better than any Family Guy Joke or episode in its history.

[KrazyK923]

@DefendedHomestand

Or people could like both.

[DefendedHomestand]

@KrazyK923 Thats not relevant. 

[Molblu]

@DefendedHomestand I agree with you all the way!

[WhatTheFuck1600]

I'm going outside ....to stalk.......Lenny and Carl....D'oh!!!

LMAO XD

[KidMagic]

I gotta think of a lie fast!

[MisMag822BiggestFan]

1:25

[HipHopologizt]

how could you leave out the part where he squeezes the trigger of the gun several times at the gun salesman's head :(

[GreenApple968]

I'd kill you if I had my gun...

Yeah well you don't.

[LastArabian]

In the beginning it was'nt that funny, but as it goes, I loled to death! xD

[origamipein18]

*dies laughing*

[SabbraCadabra789]

Stop saying what was the classic Simpsons, there all classics, every episode is as good as the other.

[TDWTSpectacular]

@SabbraCadabra789 Agreed

[m203mother]

oh awesome and you recorded them all from your tv.. oh my GOD

[RaikRhythm]

"Nah, they mess up my hair."

[mr093242]

pressing 6 repeatedly is SOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!

[ringafukenrosi]

@mr093242 WOW. you have a shitty life, good luck with that

[Bunomous]

its a pornography store, i was buying pornography!

[veggietalesfan65]

BAD BEES, BAD!!!! D:<

[animevideogamefan]

25 people are... uh-oh, something was said. what was it? slow! they called us slow! we are not slow!

[slidellhitch]

Audio is grainy but GREAT job and seemless editing job

[Bocca013]

FLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNDEEEEE­EEERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSS!!!! 

[betoen]

Uffff, if you think these are the best clips, then you must be a very BORING person...

[joshster89]

They don't call me springfield fats just because I'm morbidly obese!!!!!

[vaugeprimus]

no no no...dig UP stupid

[JSKish11]

I feel like Season 10 was one of the best seasons in the Simpsons. Anyone else agree?

[MrCrusoe11]

Argh garbage water!!!

[Oweboy1960]

This use to be my favorite show when I was younger.. ah, good times.

[NadiaNinjuhh]

ಠ__ಠ My god you're greasy.

[robsodomy]

@NadiaNinjuhh upvoted



[kenedi62]

which one is better please help

family guy or simpsons



[97jocke]

I love The Simpsons!!!! I love Homer!!!

[Jenzzyuk]

I'm going outside to Stalk Lenny and Carl ( realising what he had just said ) Doh

[djestar]

It's missing Homer's best line ever... "A gime what's a gime? Ohhh a gime (Gym)"

[ovarieonslaught]

their defending themselves somehow

[HannahKateMck]

How are we going to get out of here? We'll dig our way out!

[zapperslayer6]

24 people got caught in a pornography store

[2570783062190]

Last 10 seconds was the funniest

[surpy123]

quoting Homer Simpson, that's a paddlin

[fishistheice]

MY GOD YOU'RE GREASY

hahahah

[peacefrog1916]

We'll dig our way out!

No, no...dig up, stupid.

[onlyrock1]

AH! MY FILES!

[nikkonolascobigfan]

wheres my burrito! wheres my burrito! wheres my burrito! wheres my burrito!

[Patros2006]

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography

[zekgamer]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY FILES!!!

[BendakSK]

Thank you so much for uploading this hahaha!

[missjematy]

Homer are you going to the duff brewery

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Gaara2024]

"Marge look, the dolls trying to kill me and toasters been laughing at me"

[whoisthisguy724]

Oh no! I hope i didn't brain my damage!

[MTuglaY]

"Well i dont need anything like that........yet"

[happytobeatween]

MY GOD, YOU'RE GREASY.

[GeekHippieEndarkened]

This should've been in it.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Postal Officer: Okay, Mr, Burns, what's your birth date?

Homer:.....I don't know.

[DoubIeRose]

@GeekHippieEndarkened

It shouldn't have because there's no such line. The question is "what's your first name?"

[GeekHippieEndarkened]

@DoubIeRose MAybe that was it....I couldn't remember wheter it as birth date or first name...

[espec1000]

@GeekHippieEndarkened hahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha

[CKapps]

FLAAAAAAANDERSSSSSS FLAAAAAAAAANDERSSSS

[SocksRooney]

Simpsons are the best n always will be cant beat it :D

[joethatguyfromlife]

what is everyone saying? the simpsons will forever be hysterical

[SpunkyJimbo]

FLAAAAANNDERS

[legocommanderfox55]

@SpunkyJimbo What ep is that?

[SamusSuperStar]

2:30 I pissed my self laughing.

[komar737]

"burn that seat"

[DanielSchmidt94521]

Yeah sorry but despite the fact that the Simpsons have been on the TV for 22 years, the earlier episodes were way funnier than any TV show other than lets say King Of The Hill. Family Guy after a while is just potty humor, fart jokes and the Simpsons are much more creative than that. I mean everything the Simpsons have done Family Guy has done a pretty good job copying.

[FightingJEDI]

I don't care what people say, I like the new episodes as much as the old ones. (Maybe not AS much, but i still like them)

[BirdNerdCentral]

Excellent!

[fearghalgill]

What about "stop, stop he's already dead" Raplh

[MrSupercar55]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!! This is SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!

[splashie777]

i dont need your pitty! :LEAPS ON DOHNUT: nom nom!

[InternetManable]

they're defending themselves somehow!

[PonciR14]

Flanders!!!!!! Flanders!!!!!!

[GiganticTumor]

Wow, you got all of these videos from youtube and added The Simpsons music to the background. Well done.

[HiralShah00]

I laughed so hard when he said "they're defending themselves somehow"

[93ravz]

if homer simpson was to be portrayed in real life i think that bruce willis would do a good job.

[Cleon29Warrior]

I'm going outside... to stock... Lenny and Carl...

[jcplant1]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through commercials?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Rembmber you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

Copy and Paste this as a Post in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page

[usuckmoron]

@jcplant1 Remember when youtube was free? oh wait it still is because of ALL THOSE THINGS. now shut the fuck up and be grateful you stupid twat.

[eddymanning87]

season 3-4-5-6 will always be the golden days

[eddymanning87]

Any episode Conan O'Brien produced > the rest

[odinpwnsnoobs]

the simpsons are still good, yes, season 1-12 are the greatest seasons, some might say season 1-10, but all of the seasons are really good.

[kevanfunk]

agreed cluskey, season 1-10 is gold

[ABOVEONE]

no no dig up stupid



[ChristianCageCarisma]

SOMETHING SAID NOT GOOD!!!!!!

GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!! HAHA

[rebellRR8]

FLANDERS! FLANDERS! FLANDERS! FLAN-

YES WHAT IS IT!?

FLANDERS! FLANDERS!

[curtithird]

"Shouldn't you put on a batting helmet?"

"Nah, It'll mess up my hair."

[ReverendDiabetes]

"WE'LL DIG OUR WAY OUT!"

[aaronmathewclem]

OH they're defending themselves somehow!!

=

[gabrielmoreno1978]

Best tv father of all time

[EpicWINNER1000]

@FlareNeos6 That's not "classic". Seasons 10-12 aren't classic.

[blacklab27]

My god, you're greasy

Mr. Marooka.. Heellpp!

[PeterGr8rThanHomer]

@HomerVPeter: Holy crap! Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you- very homosexually

If you've got a response for me, follow me on Twitter and send a response: @PeterVsHomer

[Xboxishomo]

My god your GREASY

[Navesblue]

0:57 No, dig up! Stupid!

[Barnsie14]

@Navesblue dude wth does he say there?

[Navesblue]

@Barnsie14 dude wth did wiggum say after that in the actual episode?

[DRESTA12345678910]

AHH My FILES!

[SWDavis0104]

Great compilation of the greatest show EVER. Family Guy can rot compared to The Simpsons!

[519Garage]

DIG UP STUPID

[86443]

Roll in at 9 punch out at 5 that's the plan

[Skyrim97]

Disliking this video, thats a paddlin, disliking the Simpsons....oooh you best believe thats a paddlin

[EasyExpertVillage]

i've seen almost every episode in this video. all but the pornography. what one is that in. there's one funny moment i found. it's in the one where his mom dies. so he has to take her ashes up to some mountain. when he was in the mountain, he said what can i do with that brick and chain. he thought of him naked with chains tied to his nipples, and a brick attached to the chain.

[greenmotorcar]

@EasyExpertVillage It is the Mr. Plow episode. He is driving home during a blizzard and he hits a tree. The police ask him where he was coming from (he was at moe's) he decides it would be best to lie. If you haven't seen the Mr. Plow episode, you are missing a classic.

[Amar7605]

It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

[emperorfrance]

@Amar7605 way to quote the video.

[231johnjohnson]

Homer you going to the duff brewery?

AAAAAAAAH

Gotta love his scream.

[kmotamed]

When the baseball hits him right in the pointing finger when Homer is in the batting cage, its the funniest thing ever!

[kmotamed]

@kmotamed Followed by the nut shot of course

[bluhack99]

LMAO when Homer lost his pants trying to pull off that clown trick and Krusty says "Burn that seat" XDXDXD Too bad it's 3am here or I'd be laughing out loud.

I though it was also hilarious when Homer said batting helmets mess up his hair. LMAO what hair? XD

[charleze12]

your ment to be a helper monkey!..this isnt helping!

[arrowman25]

THE SIMPSONS WAS , IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE AWESOME

the simpsons have changed sure, doesn't make it terrible..

[Medabg88]

my god you're greasy!

God I'm choking on my own rage here. <3.

Something said... Not good.