Ali G - Language

[jamotide]

It would not surprise me if "Norman" took him seriously here. The guy never watches TV or any other entertainment. Plus he gets interviewed like 10 times a week by many people probably crazier than the Ali G persona. He must have perfected being polite in the face of insanity over the years.

[coosoorlog]

I was brought here by the awesomness of Noam Chomsky, the Chuck Norris of language.

[Umadbrol0l0l0l]

HUTCH!

[total90shot]

SEANANNERS



[uEpicPhaiL]

CLUTCH

[AhornsirupIsGerman]

HUTCHISY0DADDY

[AdamPaddaam]

Thumbs Up If Hutch Brought You Here!

[MichiganLaxBro]

HUTCH

[DrDontTry]

HUTCH

[TheRealMulla]

HUTCH

[BloatedSensations]

When I was six years old I invented my own language, and everybody said to me exactly what Chomsky said to Ali G in this interview. They told me I was wasting my time. But, today, 30 years later, that language is known as "Japanese." Have you ever watched an Anime cartoon with sub-titles? Yeah... I got a royalty for that, Biatch! So I guess all those people that told me I was wasting my time don't seem so smart now, huh?

[ArtBit64]

@BloatedSensations You just said you invented the japanese language. Sounds like bullshit.

[BloatedSensations]

@ArtBit64 That's right. Before I invented the modern Japanese language, Japanese people all spoke Polish. There is no Polish word for Sushi - it was a mess. They needed something better.

[ArtBit64]

@BloatedSensations I don't believe any of that? Can that really be true? I'm going to have to ask my mom.

[bobzilla211]

hahaha poor noam

[maciejwrotek]

how many words does u know ...lool...dude actually is smart enough to recogniZe joke...there was one interwied dude who did take it too seriously cause Ali did not speak properly and was rude enough to correct him

[strawberrykiwi024]

cunilingual

[fahadtube1406]

Chomsky! What a genuis noble person! He is a precious gift to mankind.

[ChristiaanL14]

"I'm eating peanut butter."

[RedSnyder141]

*snaps knuckles* Reckk'Nize...

[SeanCheeker]

69 Dislikes..... The only number I'm okay with..... booyakasha

[Bassbaseballbmx]

@Jay16King turn up the volume

[lPrintulNoptii]

wow he is so calm lol

[lakersr8ers]

hahhahaha cunniligual awesome!

[knauer112]

@kellyburton r u bilingual like men and women

[theonetruebard]

"actually no 'plella' would be better for dog" hahahahahahaha gets me every time!

[kellyburton]

Chomsky is smart enough to realize that the Ali-G character is ridicules and does not submit to his juvenile attempt at humor.

[mogy71]

@kellyburton really ?....

[maxlurya]

@kellyburton You have no sense of humor

[KikeDiazE]

my 4 year old cousin ZANGIEF!!! hahahaha lol

[thardingau]

Chomsky answers the questions literally and sounds a little irritated by them. He either doesn't understand that Ali G is joking, or if he does, he just doesn't get the jokes. 

[WOGI5M]

Got to love Chomsky!

[EspioChaos]

cunnilingial LMAO

[mayzmayz01]

@olliethekitten He doesn't know it's supposed to be a joke. Moron.

[olliethekitty]

@mayzmayz01

he knows its a damn joke. he just wants an oppurtunity to show how smart he is and blah blah blah. are you telling me a professor of the construction of language cant tell the difference between a joke and being serious?

[olliethekitty]

i hate professors who are so uptight you cant even get the slightest glimpse of humor out of them. grow the hell up and go along with a JOKE, Noam. god, its like because he has so many years of education under his belt hes entitled to talk down to everyone. FYI: youre not making yourself look smart by trying to outsmart a comedian. i love ali g :p

[wreyoG]

my main man Norman Chomsky

[caffeininja]

Professor Norman Chomsky

[Dymdez]

Even in this interview I still find Noam insightful and bulletproof.

[happysappy21]

@Dymdez I think that's a logical fallacy. The fact that Chomsky was duped into being the victim of such a prank seems to indicate that he's not as insightful nor bulletproof as he is heralded to be

[Dymdez]

@happysappy21

Check youtube, he allows anyone to walk into his office and question his brain. No duping is necessary.

[happysappy21]

@Dymdez oh that's right, I remember that interview he did with Ronald MacDonald

[thebirdisblue]

noam is amazing

[TheEXpothead]

I'm high :D but hey when aint I lol :D that's a better question :D and ali is 100x better then ofc, becuz u forget what he's saying even though u watched it 10 times within the last 24 hrs

[muxinjam]

ah no... plela would be better for dog

[BodomChildBreeder]

nim chimpsky

[VowOneWisdom]

Ali sucks, hes playing the fool where Chomsky is speaking about truth which he takes seriously.

[Superbruv07]

@VowOneWisdom Ali sucks?? Are you high??

[NouraOfModania]

Hixplain :P

[hyperlexic2]

parachute... LOL

[aapekaap]

fuck usammon for the editing!!

[aksaboutm3]

@aapekaap why dont u watch someone elses vids then??

[sangyedorje]

does dem talk in language, hahaha

[passiveMenis]

It's sad that Chomsky's time was wasted, but this was hilarious.

[ba77ar90]

66 people are bilingual!!!!

[wgh999]

What cunniligual lol

[888Kharami]

I love you Noam for this, your even more wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

[vitaxa2010]

how would you like it if i call you bi lingual? HAHA

[ccai6]

omg....i mean..how the hell did he get chomsky....this is unthinkable..sacha rules

[TheProgressistViewer]

Chomsky is actually very easy to get hold of, send him a pertinent well tought question by mail and ull get an answer.

[ChaosEn3]

@TheProgressistViewer Haha, this is so true, I sent him an email last year with a question I got from my Philosophy teacher, and he did eventually reply after a few days! What a guy!

[username20158]

@TheProgressistViewer

Not if you can't spell right.

[fastballonly]

What a fucking idiot. Don't waste Chomsky's time.

[MarioBrosClassic]

@fastballonly awww poor baby

[RENEDU2]

fo weel

[carsanookdotcom]

Chomsky is all about DEFINITION!

Bi-lingual

Multi-lingual.

Ali G lost it here. Cunni-lingus??!! Not easy against Chomsky an intellectual giant.

Dr John

Karsanook

Kingdom of Thailand

[aljoshabre]

Noam is a genius!

[ukijhu97]

the core property that defines human beings....wtf

[laughingmyturbanoff1]

He was a bitch.

[dresas1]

bujakasha

[4k3el]

hahaha Bi-lingo

[ARABICHOMIE]

this old man be very annoying wif his voice...

[meerak87]

BOOM SELECTA!

[78locomocion]

respect

[mavishill]

cunnilingual, lol

[michalak1027]

Parachute, photography, spaghetti, camera...........

[RENEDU2]

what about youth in Asia?

[colombotron19]

gosh that guy doesn't like to talk loud

[Msgirly051]

RESPECT

[estevancarlos]

@Msgirly051 RESPEK

[essy271]

how many words do u know?

[chert95]

respek, big up yoself, safe

[Sleightofhandsz]

Why the FUCK is an "expert in the field of linguistics" mumbling so badly?

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@Sleightofhandsz Being an expert in Linguistics has nothing to do with how one speaks, rather what one understands. :)

[Ironjagg]

cant hear proper

[makeitmondos]

hims cousin is cunnilingual....me to

[hrmIwonder]

the fist bump was the best part

[fmkenshin]

bahaha eye iz an experts at cunnilingual two xD

[jagemobe]

kind of a waste. Ali was fucking around in genius territory

[rabbitwho]

Poor Noam. We all must seem that stupid to him. There's another interview with Stony Brook on youtube and he treats that fool interviewer with the same tolerance as he does Ali G.

Ali you is the man, respect.

[MrHowToDoIt]

The only person Ali G ever interviewed who I thought he shouldn't have.

Prof Chomsky could have much better spent the hour or so out of his life he'll never get back doing something a hell of a lot more useful.

[konijnverslaafde]

my cat's name is chomsky

[kaziqbal]

@ xbreaker27,

yes but unfortunately he is also a holocaust denier and so are many of his followers

"I see no antisemitic implications in denial of the existence of gas chambers, or even denial of the holocaust"

-Gnome Chumpsky

[bizarrrr]

@kaziqbal taking a quote out of context and mixing it up with an insult doesn't mean that you're right.

[lindmusik]

@kaziqbal,

Eh no, Chomsky is no holocaust denier. He described the holocaust as an 'outburst of insanity'. He once defended the freedom of speech when a scientist wanted to publish dubious research on the subject. Chomsky's parents are jewish and he was critical of the US during the second world war for not working actively to save jews; he writes "the role of the United States during the Holocaust was awful, before and during. They didn't act to save Jews, and they could have in many respects."

[PersecutedCitizen]

@lindmusik

you an idiot. even alan dershowitz (americas foremost israel apologist) denies the claim that chomsky is a holocaust denier. the U.S. didnt enter the war to save jews, which he points out.

[lindmusik]

@PersecutedCitizen No, I'm not an idiot. I just wrote that Chomsky is NOT a holocaust denier.

[PersecutedCitizen]

@lindmusik

lol, ya i meant @kaziqbal.

[lindmusik]

@PersecutedCitizen Thought so, hehe.

[ztarrfect]

omg chomsky is on Alig G

[dantheloyalroyal]

Gotta love Chomsky. Absolute legend!

[justiniscoolohyea]

cunnilingual haHaha

[jxhensley]

Chomsky should have sent a look-alike to this one.

[goceltics339]

for these posts below this one:

Who argues about intelligence on the internet, not to mention an ali g video?????

[WhatsUpWithItVaniIIa]

@LightReavelsDark

No.

[ElwynMaximus]

I enjoy both Ali G and Chomsky, but this was a total waste of time for the genius on the right.

[ztarrfect]

@ElwynMaximus not total, this could be a chance for viewers of Ali G to became hactual intellectuals. I bet most of them don't know who Chomsky is.

[tabutu1]

Hahahhaha

[LightRevealsDark]

May I be the first to say that German is the most dirtiest language ever created (literally), quite a laughable notion to even consider learning it, to be honest the time wasted on it would be tantamount to watching the grass grow. (Metaphor being German is useless). Legit languages are Russian, Spanish, Italian and a somewhat autonomous level in English.

Basically why I mention it, is because most people who speak German, the receiving end gets to smell what you had for breakfast.

[mymarkis666]

What?

[TheRazzv]

@LightRevealsDark russian ?? you're kiddn !

[heHASaPOINT]

Hence why the Germans have no sense of humour.

[LightRevealsDark]

@heHASaPOINT

HAHahahah wow, my comment was marked as spam, I think that's the first time that has ever happened on youtube, anyway whatever I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion, obviously I wasn't. I seriously am shocked at how many disagreed with me, endorsing the German community is lol in my opinion.

[grig24x]

LightRevealDark, i'm so into you, where you from bro?

[LightRevealsDark]

@grig24x

I am Finnish, but I pay homage to Russia because I have much respect for them, my mummu/babushka or grandma lived in St.Petersburg as a teacher and told me as a child that the Russians were good to the Finnish people, it was the Germans who were the sick and twisted.

[grig24x]

You are right :)

[MattyPittorino]

@LightRevealsDark despite your attempts to speak like a pompous ass, your grammar failed in the first sentence.

[LightRevealsDark]

@MattyPittorino

Matty pittorino, I will have you know, my grammar, is, in, top' shape thank you and your blatant abuse; has been noted (I myself, and me believe you are incorrect, in judging my intellectual calibre' which eclipses yours sir. so please, spend, your, time, correcting, people, who are, infact "Grammatically" inferior, and not the, ones, who are smart. like me

[MattyPittorino]

You put the semicolon in a completely random spot, there are apostrophes and commas randomly throughout the post, and incorrect capitalization, therefore you are self-evidently wrong. I also find it hilarious that you assume that your gratuitous use of longer words will impress me, despite the fact that they are not needed. However, it doesn't matter what esteem you hold your own intelligence in, if you were really intelligent, you wouldn't have risen to the bait of being trolled.

[LightRevealsDark]

@MattyPittorino

Lol @ the irony in that poast.

[MattyPittorino]

@LightRevealsDark

Poast - Noun - A post just begging to be toasted.

[LightRevealsDark]

Are you aware that I have an intellect that likely eclipses yours and my logic will put you to shame? I'm not exactly saying I'm smarter than you are but you more than likely don't care about things that matter like the progression of the human race and the pursuit of knowledge.

In the interest of keeping things formal, I'd like to extend to you some wisdom I've gained from my time, rather than retaliating to your blatant abuse.

[LightRevealsDark]

@MattyPittorino

The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here? So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

Warm regards,

LRD

[MattyPittorino]

@LightRevealsDark

That's very philosophical of you, and I'm sure that you feel extremely enlightened. However, I pretty much have my stuff sorted out, and I'm not sure what "wisdom" you've shared, though I wait with baited breath to hear what information a guru like you might share with one such as I.

[Hewithlogic]

@MattyPittorino for the record, i think you won the argument over lighrevealsdark...

[awsome4]

@LightRevealsDark I hope you're trolling, because that comment is retarded.

[adelkabany]

قول يا استاذ قول

[kingerz]

ali is great but this is a poor sketch

[jamexxxxxx]

chomsky makes him look stupid

[Freecell5671]

god, Chomsky and Bernard Madoff look similar.

[kylethebarbarian]

"that would be a waste of time".......

What about Esparanto? Theres quite a few made up langauges.

[whoisonline112]

bilingual cunninlingual ... hehe

[GuyWithNoCamButMic]

Booyakasha

[naam123lol]

@GuyWithNoCamButMic I heard once thats some word for hi or how are you in an east european language (Czech, Ukrain, Kazach.. something) and ye its cool greeting :)

[wrldeye12]

haha cunnilingual

[umairh]

@wrldeye12 lolllll

[mommyimadeapoopy]

"pleyla would be better for dog" hahahahah

[CesarManiaX]

I'm fluent and speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and Italian. I'm currently learning German

[87sambo87]

Nobody cares.

[Sammmyboy200]

congratulations?

[thekrutch434]

deine mutter ist eine shaiza

[neerGnayR]

if you are fluent in any language, couldn't you speak it? So how would you be fluent and speak four languages? Wouldn't you be fluent in Four langauges? Well, maybe you're only fluent in 3 0=)

[CesarManiaX]

It means pretty much the same thing. I speak four languages and write and read in those languages as well.

[MattTheGodOfTime]

yay!

[BobbyBooshay1000]

do you know pig latin

[CesarManiaX]

no.

[wirechair]

cool

[mrZoranZ]

same but i speak dutch 2... but i dont think anyone gives a fuck.

[youkill3r]

@mrZoranZ DUTCHDUTCHDUTCHDUTCHDUTCHDUTCH <3

[CubaColombianito]

thats funny because i speak English and Spanish and those French, Italian, and German are the other three languages i would like to learn.

[annaseum]

those are the 5 languages I speak... now what?

[yeauxxx]

NC:By maturity, the human being knows tens of thousands of words.

Ali G: What are some of them?

[HumanStrategy]

Chomsky is very bright but just didn't realize what's happening during this interview^^

[TheArarr]

Did not want to be rude and assume it was just a rouse... If Chomsky told Ali that it was a joke, and it wasnt really, Ali would be really offended.

Just my take on why he took it so seriously.

[kbilbou]

No one knows what's going on in an Ali G interview

[pikkdogs]

"what is some of them?"

[Hounsfield]

haha

[roseflutur09]

I have too much respect for Noam Chomsky to watch this. :(

Woops. I mean respek*

[ConcreteLake]

exactly my thoughts.

[cyberbobpl]

LOL Ali G is the best!

[210Courtney210]

lmao he goes to like shake his hand and realizes ann hes like wtf? lmao

[S0uLPiece]

cunnilingual looooool xD

[tiptoe221]

Oh Chomsky just doesn't get it!

[mcrxloverx92]

roflmfao!!!!

That's hilarious.

[pazomblez]

can't watch this without just laughing my ass off. thanks uploader.

[Eman90]

ali g is so good to get off-topic and act stupid, it totally sets the interview object speakless

[AppleBlind]

after five years of linguistic studies i'd be excited about his favourite sayings :)

[tristan28]

smart dumb

[AppleBlind]

how much i'd love to ask chomsky for a "sample" of words as ali g. did...

[SquareDates]

Conilingual, does you speak?

[icosmini]

Clash of the titans :)

[leshark]

NOAM IS A LEGEND!

AND SO IS SACHA :P

[premier000]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAA.

1.How many words does you know ?

2.What is some of them?

3.Me know lotsa words :))))

L M A O

[evilerg]

BOOYAA KASHA!!!