PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Great video! The story that Jonathan starts off with in which he shares how his relationship with his dad has changed as he "became smarter" is priceless Well worth the watch... Dr. Jim Anderson Blue Elephant Consulting Your Source For Real World Product Management Skills™ Facebook: goo[dot]gl/Fhym Web: BlueElephantConsulting[dot]com
Well done may I add you can never document enough Where in many cases documentation is one of the best ways to write software with any kind of future google does this very well
Please, disregard what the majority of these comments are leading you to believe. This was a very informative lecture and I appreciate it very much. Thank you for posting it!
DO NOT READ!!!! 5 years ago, a little young girl named Rory was raped and was shot in the head. She was only 10...It was all caught on filmed. Some say that the video was on youtube but got deleted... 4 and a half years later she was supposably seen in youtube videos like this 1, and if you do not copy and paste it to 10 videos to represent her age and if you don't she well come out of your desktop and rape u and shoot u in the head. I am sorry, but it is too true
Let us praise Google. O Google... ...Ooh, You are so big... ...So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O Google, for this, our dreadful toadying, And barefaced flattery. But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Amen.
The first 20 minutes were good. But he really blew it when he spoke about the writers' strike. He said the writers were arguing over the diminishing market in DVDs. But a huge part of the strike was to ensure writers were paid properly for online material.
If anyone should have known about having a stake in online commerce it should have been him.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
I got his point.
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
pivotXPpro 9 months ago
Great video! The story that Jonathan starts off with in which he shares how his relationship with his dad has changed as he "became smarter" is priceless Well worth the watch... Dr. Jim Anderson Blue Elephant Consulting Your Source For Real World Product Management Skills™ Facebook: goo[dot]gl/Fhym Web: BlueElephantConsulting[dot]com
captain1morgan 1 year ago
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Ebdan88 1 year ago
Very Interesting! I thought I wouldn't make it five minutes in.
latte505b 1 year ago
This talk is referenced in the book The New How by Nolifer Merchant.
mperez4utube 1 year ago
Oops: her first name is Nilofer (not Nolifer). My bad.
mperez4utube 1 year ago
the door behind him looks like it has a skull in the wood grain.... creepy
Norris406 1 year ago
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faulkner 2 years ago
Good work.
Shad201 2 years ago
Well done may I add you can never document enough Where in many cases documentation is one of the best ways to write software with any kind of future google does this very well
Janemarietg 3 years ago
it's better to know few about google,,, therefore you might get into the game with a fresh mind.... cool good job so far!
makinamati 3 years ago
Great, great video
WCCobra 3 years ago
For those who wish to blast negative comments about the length of this video... did someone hold you here at gunpoint?
passthetaters 3 years ago
wow... is that a robot set on fast-forward in playing the intro. file..
mansoorshahab 3 years ago
Please, disregard what the majority of these comments are leading you to believe. This was a very informative lecture and I appreciate it very much. Thank you for posting it!
Triggerhappy123 3 years ago
I love Google but I HATE LONG WINDED STORIES.
Keep the public stuff simple, Google. Leave the "blah blah blah" under cover.
Most your users are kids. Appeal to them, and you'll appeal to the adults automatically.
Stop with the boring nasa-like podium speakers. Just stop it already.
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DO NOT READ!!!! 5 years ago, a little young girl named Rory was raped and was shot in the head. She was only 10...It was all caught on filmed. Some say that the video was on youtube but got deleted... 4 and a half years later she was supposably seen in youtube videos like this 1, and if you do not copy and paste it to 10 videos to represent her age and if you don't she well come out of your desktop and rape u and shoot u in the head. I am sorry, but it is too true
hejbea 3 years ago
44 Minutes. The longest ever.
Modem360 3 years ago
lol yea
richling0070 3 years ago
i've seen longer, unsponsored videos posted before
AnotherDaysAnomaly 3 years ago
Why is this guy talking so fast
OO7OO7 3 years ago
coz he is been programed to! lol
abdulnafie 3 years ago 2
CorruptCop 3 years ago
LOL
pspaddict01 3 years ago
lmfaoroflol
richling0070 3 years ago
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The first guy talking its really nerdy and gay.
skitpt 3 years ago
lol, that's my head in the bottom left corner
enriquethepirate 3 years ago
...that's not your head.
ASCMCTV 3 years ago
he does look like a nerd. so true. hahaha
yennster57 3 years ago
HA HA HA. look at the funny nerd guy.
adamitt999 3 years ago
interesante ... universidad que todos pueden atender -google channel... buenos conceptos ... good lecture
yourstudio 3 years ago
I tried to upload a video that's about 44 minutes and it said the file is too big! How do you do it... Maybe make a 44 minute guide how to do it XD
renardct 3 years ago
they're special. They're Google.
aliencrap 3 years ago 2
Duh! Google owns youtube so they have the privilege to do so.
RealityCheck408 3 years ago
how the fuck did you exceed 10 min?
CarlonClay 3 years ago
maybe cuz this is the google channel?....
AcidoLimon 3 years ago 2
you can also do it when your a director to
srjnation 3 years ago
Are you joking me, I have tried to find out that for years. Are you sure?
CarlonClay 3 years ago
yeah,i've seen tons of directors with videos that were as long as video
srjnation 3 years ago
Before they changed it, you could post longer than 1o min vids. But they changed it and you can't anymore. The older ones stayed up tho
relykswalton 3 years ago
you still can... i believe you have to pay, i'm not certain, but i'm certain there are ways to do it
ehsanul 3 years ago
not any more :(
jimz78 3 years ago
The guy introducing rosenberg is SOOO GAY. He speaks as if he has a dildo up his.
DiegoHCantor 3 years ago
lol
greenleaf81 3 years ago
GAY
cjrocs52 3 years ago
Yeah, your groundbreaking use of reverse motion is SO much more useful and entertaining than listening to one of architects of the information age.
Zolofted 3 years ago
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koolgal888 3 years ago
nobody is perfect even those who think they are
xD
elivansouza 3 years ago
I wish I could watch this video but I can't stomach this guy's arrogance.
garybort 3 years ago 2
The first 20 minutes were good. But he really blew it when he spoke about the writers' strike. He said the writers were arguing over the diminishing market in DVDs. But a huge part of the strike was to ensure writers were paid properly for online material.
If anyone should have known about having a stake in online commerce it should have been him.
Blew it. Blew it bad.
bodnotbod 3 years ago
Wow, how arrogant...
deedub69 3 years ago
wtf? google says "first day of spring", thats just for north emisphiere, what about southamerica and australia?
i like pie, but im pissed off
ytbys 3 years ago
slow down your talking ways to fast
YTBYlover 3 years ago
wow worlds longest youtube video!
moviescmp 3 years ago
No.. theres a video 10hr long -.-
NEVER WATCHED IT~
magicston3 3 years ago
I'm Too lazy to watch all of it..
LinsayLohanTV 3 years ago
the video is f***ing long and the guy is talking f***ing fast
ghaieth12 3 years ago
im working for you guys just a little fyi
ETMBproductions 3 years ago
Hum hum,
with all due respect,
would you please fix the 'crackle' on your fine video lecture...
Thanks for the inspiration.
Canadada888 3 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
ItsKiwi321 3 years ago
lol, the guy at the beginning is a total flamer
JarredG 3 years ago
life still isn't fair lol
genofunk 3 years ago
Thanks for sharing.
E2K01 3 years ago 2
interesting don't hire specialists I guess I'm out of a job, damn google
psycho2 3 years ago
where did the interview with Eric Schmidt go that you uploaded yesterday?
astrahdi 3 years ago
google goes so fast. I'm curious how they become the best workplace for their employees.anyone know about it?
greatdream18 3 years ago
i would never let the guy who intro'd rosenberg schmooze/bamboozle/sell something to me - how is he a businessman/salesman/marketer?
lispified 3 years ago
I love the Google talks video. Even though this technically isn't the normal "talks" they have.
Metaleks 3 years ago 2
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first yay
bratzlovers 3 years ago
No one cares you got first comment.
Anyway, good video.
whenderson0 3 years ago
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go shag ur mom this is a shit vid
bratzlovers 3 years ago
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You must be very depressed to result to family insults.
ANd if it is "sh*t" then why the hell were you leaving comments for it? Idiot.
whenderson0 3 years ago
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because i wonted 2 idiot
bratzlovers 3 years ago
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who cares...?
moviescmp 3 years ago
ya mom
bratzlovers 3 years ago
why would she care!
moviescmp 3 years ago