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  • Keith is pyro. Boom, done two mysteries solved.

  • Keith sounds like a badass

  • keith may be pyro.

  • @chiibi02 r u high!?

  • WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS ELLIS in my coach voice...

  • Lol Ellis looks like Barney. :D

  • LOL

  • Ellis is so funny won't be the same without in L4D3

  • Man gotta love Ellis lol

  • People, He IS alive!! In one of the safe houses, On the wall there is a letter from KEITH to some chick and it was during the apocalypse!!

  • nah. keith MUST be dead

  • Is Keith Alive?

  • ok but there was a goat

  • OMG. Ellis is sooo cute. its hilarious

  • 5:06 Wait, do I hear sympathy coming from a witch?

    Wait, nah, she's probably just tired by the stories.

  • 3rd degree burns ontop of 3rd degree burns mower blades?

  • PHILIPP: German form of Latin Philippus, meaning "lover of horses."

    Ellis's german name

  • Did I ever tell you about the time....

  • @kakarrotssj3 Ellis, now the best time?

  • @miffoman2 ok, do you know what suck the heads means

  • @kakarrotssj3 We don't have time for this Ellis!

  • 3 things. I once was talking like ellis. 2 I want to be kinda like him because he is bad ass. and 3 I thought the sucking heads comment was funny as hell and how he said "its nothing bad it was something about fireworks" and the gasoline burns lol

  • oh my gosh i fudgin LLOVE Ellis! he is just too friggin awesome!!! 

  • 4:36 great XD

  • my mom said i tlk to much and stupid stuff like him lol

  • mom said im just like ellis xD

  • Hes fucking hot. i love his stories.

  • XD I love him

  • I refuse to believe Keith survived all that, but not the infection.

  • LOVE HIM!!!!!!

  • Ellis talks his ass off

  • I bet Keith is dead :C

  • "Man, I love malls. I do. Once I was in this mall up in Atlanta and these two guys were dancing for, like, money and stuff. And my friend Dave and I was all like--" BOOOM! 0.0

  • Ellis hows keith these days?!?

  • The things they Eliis and Keith could fill the waterballons with would be, puke, shit, piss or sperm.

  • i wish i ellis so i can kill zombies

  • How is Keith still alive???

  • Sounds like Keith puts Chuck Norris to shame.

  • BUT THERE WAS A GOATSE!!!

  • HOLY SHIT KEIH GOT STABBED BY A FUCKING GOAT D:

  • There's this redneck kid at my school and he sounds just like this nut case.

  • Ellis is my favorite character on left 4 dead 2

  • DEEP FRY TURKEY! Yumm

  • Why isn't Keith one of the survivors..?

  • @OkumoKoryu Because this:

    Nick: "Ellis, if you don't shut up, I am going to find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck."

    Ellis: "Too bad for you, Nick. He was one of the first to get on the whirlybirds."

  • Poor Keith. Keith goes through so much shit. He should be dead. LOL!

  • I wish i was keith! SO I CAN GET EXTREME SHIT!

  • Dam i would like to download this file so i can listen his story everytime also they should make more stories of Ellis n Keith

  • Adrenaline shot here..brlbhhrbrlhhbgh!!!

  • Wow Ellis Is A Spy He Can Transform To Scout!!!!

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  • "Boy, you are wearing me out."

    That's what she said.

  • I so want a radio drama with Ellis and Keith.

  • My dads name is keith, he knows a guy named Ellis too! maybe JUST MAYBE...

  • @sammy1233214 Are thay rednecks?

  • @XxXJames666XxX no :(

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  • and we were lie-BOOM-

  • It cost 400.000 $ to listen Ellis story for 12 seconds!!

  • @TheVilniusNews ITS WORTH IT HES SOOO FUNNY

  • I would very much like to meet this 'Keith' person.

  • Keith is my history teacher (not a lie)

  • i got a ellis soundboard on my ipod touch :D, so i can bug my friends with ellis's storys :D

  • Love this video so much as i love Ellis. *3*

  • Keith is invinsible!!!!!!!!!

  • Better than any M. Night Shylaman movie.

  • @TheCellebero M. Night Shynamalamasama?

  • Coach: We ain't got time for this Ellis.

    Ellis: Cool.

  • Where did he get the rope?

  • I bet Kieth doesn't have any ass skin anymore

  • Keith should be on MTV's jackass

  • holy shit this is great!

  • a star trek stops dot cars.

  • I think Keith should be a tank. With a baseball cap.

  • is kieth made of obsidian?

  • @telekinovice no bedrock! XD

  • reminds me of forrest gump

  • alot of stroies about keith is he his bf? :P

  • he must look like a flipping mangled corpse burnt and exploded

  • imagine what Keith must look like by now... I think i would just stop going outside.

  • @ResidentPyro he scares me to. i wonder if he's still alive when he is getting burned 90% of his body all the time xD

  • "I ever tell you 'bout the time Keith..."

  • Ellis pounces Nick brought me here.

  • wtf is that cole mcgrath?

  • 98 ppl clearly got 3rd degree burns over 90% of their bodies.

  • This "Keith" guy scares me.

  • one time, the army bomb my buddy keith ( combien laugh)

  • hahhahaha..ellis .made me laugh so hard..

  • I kept expecting him to say "This one time, me and my buddy Keith were at band camp and--" then BOOM cutoff explosion.

  • I think someone should make a spoof of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" and superimpose Ellis's face and audio onto it. That'd be so awesome.

  • 98 People don't have a friend named Keith.

  • Wait thats 2fort

  • I have a friend called Keith. I know who I'm gonna talk about during a zombie apocalypse.

  • Keith should star in L4D 3. 

  • @AlgerCHOMP Valve cant count to 3. sorry to burst ur bubble :(

  • You just know Keith could fight that entire burning building fulll of Zombies by himself... but then the building would collapse, and then he'd have even MORE burns.

  • gotta love the- *EXPLOSION*

  • ..At first it was funny. And then it was sad. But then it was funny again.

  • Damn Keith seems to get himself in a lot of shit.

  • i could listin to him all day long about nothing i wood tell him my stories

  • This One Time Me And My Buddy Keith........

  • this makes me feel like play L4D2

  • in my next life i want to be southern with ellis's voice :)

  • eheem *voice=face* sori

  • imagine he said all that in one game , if u imagined now imagine rochelle, nick, and coach's voice

  • BUT THERE WAS A GOAT!

  • Lulz cole macgrath redneck mode

  • and poor Keith :(

  • it was funny then it wasn't funny it was just sad THEN IT WAS FUN AGIEN :D

  • This is why Ellis is the best character in L4D2.

  • Keith should be in L4D3...

  • His buddy Keith sounds like a fucking tank cunt.

  • You know this one time me and my buddy Keith tryed to bath in spitter goo and man Keith lost all his skin!!!

  • 20 minutes or so lol i love ellis

  • Ellis is awesome left for dead:before survivors: keith Ellis: 2p game

  • Damn, sucks to be Keith.

  • wait who stabbed kieth?

  • So what was his name?

  • @FlamingCapes John or something

  • L4D 3 Survivors:

    Chicago Ted

    Keith

    Intelligent-Super-Zombie Bill

    Dave

  • @TheUltimaBuster no female?

  • I am in love with that accent

  • Ellis should have written 'To Kill a Mockingbird'

  • @Chrisguy8 what?why?

  • @Chrisguy8 "This one time, my buddy Keith tried to keep a black man out of jail, but they weren't giving it to him, and the black guy started runnin', tryin' to climb the fences 'n' all, and they shot him like 17 times. Third degree puncture wounds over 90% of his body."

  • @Chrisguy8 why just curious

  • I should micspam this.

  • I wonder if the Infected like to tell stories the same way as Ellis does, just to pass the time til the survivors come into range you know? lol

  • Did the explosions actually happen in the game when Ellis told Keith stories?

  • 96 people don't have a friend like Keith.

  • i love ellis...

  • Keith should be a zombie in L4D3. He'd be AWESOME.

  • Keith sounds godly, considering how much shit he's survived through.

  • @Pielovingboy u know im not exactly sure if all ellis is saying is true cause i remember reading in the instruction manual it says ellis likes to impress his buddies but im not saying its fake ellis is cool ;D

  • @Pielovingboy u know im not exactly sure if all ellis is saying is true cause i remember reading in the instruction manual it says ellis likes to impress his buddies but im not saying its fake ellis is cool ;D

  • ellis reminds me of boomhauer

  • man keith must be a stuntman

  • ellsi is my fav survivor he funny

  • Coach: Boy imma gonna miss yo goofy ass

  • lol

  • what the fuck is with that explosion?

  • over 90% of his body.

  • @fortythreemcchickens 10%=A giant Penis. (10% the size of his body)

  • lol the explosion scare me

    

  • Keith is probably dead, well, he was bombed wasn't he?

  • @54829341 I dont think he's dead, he survived 3rd degree oil burns, survived jumping off a cliff in a car and flying through a windshield, being teargassed, almost drowned, and etc. Im sure he can survive being bombed.

  • Rochelle: Ellis, can you breath for a sec?

    Ellis: Okay!

  • what the fuck, Keith is Francis since Keith can survive some crazy shit and Francis always says "Good thing i'm indestructible"

    :P

  • 96 people don't support the love of two friends!!!!

  • I played Left 4 Dead 2 for the first time today- I'm officially in love with Ellis :'D

    My mate was playing him and made him irritate a witch until he said "That witch over there's havin' a hissy fit..." made me laugh so much XD

  • More Ellis stories!

    The voice actor for Ellis should go on the road and just tell stories.

  • in L4D3 there should be new survivors and everyone of the survivors zoey louis francis coach ellis nick rochelle ( keith if he comes in the game i think he is dead though or they blasted him in zombie form by now )

  • he had mud and BOOM

  • ■"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third-degree burns on 95 percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."

  • Do you know what suck the head's means?

  • I actually want to hear all these stories

  • Would Keith's first name happen to be Toby?

  • Keith sounds lie an idiot.

  • @003Supersonic STFU

  • @003Supersonic no its the coolest guy out there ;D

  • i want ellis dick in me <3

  • if you look Up in the wall you goona see KEith Shak Closed

  • 90% of this dudes body is fuked up.......Zombies wont do shit! this guy is like on the edge

  • R: Can this wait?

    Me: stfu bitch i wanna hear this story

  • ellis is fucked up......... naaaaa jk

  • We southerners sure like to tell stories. hehe.

  • i love you ellis<3

  • "at first it was funny then it just got sad but then again it got funny again." LOL :P

  • "I ever tell you about the time I had electricity comin' out of my fingers and everyone started callin' me the Electric Man?" XD

    That would be win, except this game came out way before inFAMOUS 2.

  • Right, time to get myself a buddy called Keith.

  • One of the safe houses says Keith on the wall (L4D)

  • kieth is dead or alive hmm he survived all exept he drownd in the tunel of love then he died right

  • @mrglobbster Just because you drowned doesn't mean you died. You can be revived with CPR.

  • This makes me with that Keith was one of the survivors...

  • If Keith was in a left 4 dead would he tell stories about Ellis

  • if they make a movie on l4d 2. this is goin to be really freakin funny!

  • @erlcly02 L4D2 is suppose to be a pretend movie lol and L4D

  • Keith and Ellis: BEST FREINDS FOREVER.

  • Keith had burns over 95% of his body before he even made fireworks or deep fried a turkey

  • LOL hahaha many stories

  • I love rednecks.