3 things. I once was talking like ellis. 2 I want to be kinda like him because he is bad ass. and 3 I thought the sucking heads comment was funny as hell and how he said "its nothing bad it was something about fireworks" and the gasoline burns lol
"Man, I love malls. I do. Once I was in this mall up in Atlanta and these two guys were dancing for, like, money and stuff. And my friend Dave and I was all like--" BOOOM! 0.0
there was this one time, the army bombed my buddy Kieth.he went camping and i guess he didn't bother to read the signs and i guess they were just testing bombs that day. they were doing all sorts of stuff to. not just regular bombs. i'm talking about biological nerve gas Bombs shrapnel Bombs, Bombs that break up in the air into 100 smaller bombs.
You just know Keith could fight that entire burning building fulll of Zombies by himself... but then the building would collapse, and then he'd have even MORE burns.
@Chrisguy8 "This one time, my buddy Keith tried to keep a black man out of jail, but they weren't giving it to him, and the black guy started runnin', tryin' to climb the fences 'n' all, and they shot him like 17 times. Third degree puncture wounds over 90% of his body."
@Pielovingboy u know im not exactly sure if all ellis is saying is true cause i remember reading in the instruction manual it says ellis likes to impress his buddies but im not saying its fake ellis is cool ;D
@Pielovingboy u know im not exactly sure if all ellis is saying is true cause i remember reading in the instruction manual it says ellis likes to impress his buddies but im not saying its fake ellis is cool ;D
@54829341 I dont think he's dead, he survived 3rd degree oil burns, survived jumping off a cliff in a car and flying through a windshield, being teargassed, almost drowned, and etc. Im sure he can survive being bombed.
in L4D3 there should be new survivors and everyone of the survivors zoey louis francis coach ellis nick rochelle ( keith if he comes in the game i think he is dead though or they blasted him in zombie form by now )
■"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third-degree burns on 95 percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."
Keith is pyro. Boom, done two mysteries solved.
DecoyCannon 21 hours ago
Keith sounds like a badass
megaafrosamurai100 23 hours ago
keith may be pyro.
dannylamb456 1 day ago
@chiibi02 r u high!?
TheChadfrost12345678 2 days ago
WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS ELLIS in my coach voice...
Joelle4649 4 days ago
Lol Ellis looks like Barney. :D
Chiibi02 4 days ago
LOL
TheMrlitemaster 5 days ago
Ellis is so funny won't be the same without in L4D3
DanDudeSkin 6 days ago
Man gotta love Ellis lol
queenkong23 1 week ago
People, He IS alive!! In one of the safe houses, On the wall there is a letter from KEITH to some chick and it was during the apocalypse!!
AuroraIllusions 1 week ago
nah. keith MUST be dead
Chynariseagainst 1 week ago
Is Keith Alive?
jitteringdarkness 1 week ago
ok but there was a goat
DOLPHINLOVE1981 1 week ago
OMG. Ellis is sooo cute. its hilarious
Chynariseagainst 2 weeks ago
5:06 Wait, do I hear sympathy coming from a witch?
Wait, nah, she's probably just tired by the stories.
MystyrNile 2 weeks ago
3rd degree burns ontop of 3rd degree burns mower blades?
ikuroami 2 weeks ago
PHILIPP: German form of Latin Philippus, meaning "lover of horses."
Ellis's german name
LetsPlayGuy12 2 weeks ago
Did I ever tell you about the time....
kakarrotssj3 3 weeks ago
@kakarrotssj3 Ellis, now the best time?
miffoman2 2 weeks ago
@miffoman2 ok, do you know what suck the heads means
kakarrotssj3 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
@kakarrotssj3 We don't have time for this Ellis!
miffoman2 1 week ago
3 things. I once was talking like ellis. 2 I want to be kinda like him because he is bad ass. and 3 I thought the sucking heads comment was funny as hell and how he said "its nothing bad it was something about fireworks" and the gasoline burns lol
junkyjoe11 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
oh my gosh i fudgin LLOVE Ellis! he is just too friggin awesome!!!
ClaraReneeWeasley 3 weeks ago
4:36 great XD
MissHaasje 3 weeks ago
my mom said i tlk to much and stupid stuff like him lol
yunginnocentable 3 weeks ago
mom said im just like ellis xD
7OHB68SLH 4 weeks ago
Hes fucking hot. i love his stories.
indiansareAWSOME 4 weeks ago
XD I love him
TheDicloniusninja 4 weeks ago
I refuse to believe Keith survived all that, but not the infection.
razetora 1 month ago
LOVE HIM!!!!!!
Jimmyfallon99 1 month ago
Ellis talks his ass off
TheRyan2799 1 month ago
I bet Keith is dead :C
quzzz1 1 month ago
"Man, I love malls. I do. Once I was in this mall up in Atlanta and these two guys were dancing for, like, money and stuff. And my friend Dave and I was all like--" BOOOM! 0.0
seohirothssoul 1 month ago
Ellis hows keith these days?!?
Meztrov2019 1 month ago
The things they Eliis and Keith could fill the waterballons with would be, puke, shit, piss or sperm.
Karnork 1 month ago
i wish i ellis so i can kill zombies
ernesto9699 1 month ago
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there was this one time, the army bombed my buddy Kieth.he went camping and i guess he didn't bother to read the signs and i guess they were just testing bombs that day. they were doing all sorts of stuff to. not just regular bombs. i'm talking about biological nerve gas Bombs shrapnel Bombs, Bombs that break up in the air into 100 smaller bombs.
nouaremyonly 1 month ago
How is Keith still alive???
Victor7Wolf 1 month ago 31
Sounds like Keith puts Chuck Norris to shame.
Sterski1 1 month ago 2
BUT THERE WAS A GOATSE!!!
Thateabagking07 1 month ago
HOLY SHIT KEIH GOT STABBED BY A FUCKING GOAT D:
vladinski100 1 month ago
There's this redneck kid at my school and he sounds just like this nut case.
JackS191 1 month ago
Ellis is my favorite character on left 4 dead 2
niki100100 1 month ago
DEEP FRY TURKEY! Yumm
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FaUsT862 1 month ago
Why isn't Keith one of the survivors..?
OkumoKoryu 1 month ago
@OkumoKoryu Because this:
Nick: "Ellis, if you don't shut up, I am going to find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck."
Ellis: "Too bad for you, Nick. He was one of the first to get on the whirlybirds."
PixelSnader 1 month ago 4
Poor Keith. Keith goes through so much shit. He should be dead. LOL!
JillLovesChrisRE5 1 month ago
I wish i was keith! SO I CAN GET EXTREME SHIT!
Rattle189 1 month ago
Dam i would like to download this file so i can listen his story everytime also they should make more stories of Ellis n Keith
sciccors17 1 month ago
Adrenaline shot here..brlbhhrbrlhhbgh!!!
BALINTines02 1 month ago
Wow Ellis Is A Spy He Can Transform To Scout!!!!
Robloxblacky 1 month ago
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GodNighty 2 months ago
"Boy, you are wearing me out."
That's what she said.
Kojain 2 months ago
I so want a radio drama with Ellis and Keith.
HyoureiKyouran 2 months ago
My dads name is keith, he knows a guy named Ellis too! maybe JUST MAYBE...
sammy1233214 2 months ago 3
@sammy1233214 Are thay rednecks?
XxXJames666XxX 2 months ago
@XxXJames666XxX no :(
sammy1233214 2 months ago
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GodNighty 2 months ago
and we were lie-BOOM-
MrCarl760 2 months ago
It cost 400.000 $ to listen Ellis story for 12 seconds!!
TheVilniusNews 2 months ago 11
@TheVilniusNews ITS WORTH IT HES SOOO FUNNY
jacobhalomac 6 days ago
I would very much like to meet this 'Keith' person.
LuvzxNxKissez 2 months ago
Keith is my history teacher (not a lie)
monkeyman1311 2 months ago
i got a ellis soundboard on my ipod touch :D, so i can bug my friends with ellis's storys :D
shadowdemons117 2 months ago
Love this video so much as i love Ellis. *3*
PauUTH 2 months ago
Keith is invinsible!!!!!!!!!
TheMusicMonster99 2 months ago
Better than any M. Night Shylaman movie.
TheCellebero 2 months ago
@TheCellebero M. Night Shynamalamasama?
summyshark 2 months ago
Coach: We ain't got time for this Ellis.
Ellis: Cool.
EnumasElish 2 months ago
Where did he get the rope?
InDestructibile 2 months ago
I bet Kieth doesn't have any ass skin anymore
5Marksman5 2 months ago
Keith should be on MTV's jackass
BlueFalconBCB 2 months ago
holy shit this is great!
username12120 2 months ago
a star trek stops dot cars.
qwetroop 3 months ago
I think Keith should be a tank. With a baseball cap.
KingRaven101 3 months ago
is kieth made of obsidian?
telekinovice 3 months ago
@telekinovice no bedrock! XD
0zzy257 2 months ago
reminds me of forrest gump
Cheeseman2271 3 months ago
alot of stroies about keith is he his bf? :P
MyCoolman777 3 months ago
he must look like a flipping mangled corpse burnt and exploded
MyCoolman777 3 months ago
imagine what Keith must look like by now... I think i would just stop going outside.
mynameisStaaaavy 3 months ago
@ResidentPyro he scares me to. i wonder if he's still alive when he is getting burned 90% of his body all the time xD
L4D2Nerd 3 months ago
"I ever tell you 'bout the time Keith..."
SkruffyPretzals 3 months ago 3
Ellis pounces Nick brought me here.
CobrakingTV 3 months ago 14
wtf is that cole mcgrath?
stifflersmum7 3 months ago
98 ppl clearly got 3rd degree burns over 90% of their bodies.
rsilkw2 3 months ago
This "Keith" guy scares me.
ResidentPyro 3 months ago
one time, the army bomb my buddy keith ( combien laugh)
zniperfortess1 3 months ago
hahhahaha..ellis .made me laugh so hard..
TheMeryjoy 3 months ago
I kept expecting him to say "This one time, me and my buddy Keith were at band camp and--" then BOOM cutoff explosion.
bluechupathingy 3 months ago
I think someone should make a spoof of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" and superimpose Ellis's face and audio onto it. That'd be so awesome.
SyrupMabel 3 months ago
98 People don't have a friend named Keith.
Kojain 3 months ago
Wait thats 2fort
alhimal 3 months ago
I have a friend called Keith. I know who I'm gonna talk about during a zombie apocalypse.
iamnutzs 3 months ago
Keith should star in L4D 3.
AlgerCHOMP 3 months ago 42
@AlgerCHOMP Valve cant count to 3. sorry to burst ur bubble :(
blacksushi150 3 weeks ago
You just know Keith could fight that entire burning building fulll of Zombies by himself... but then the building would collapse, and then he'd have even MORE burns.
FightkingSNF 3 months ago
gotta love the- *EXPLOSION*
LSFDevastator 3 months ago
..At first it was funny. And then it was sad. But then it was funny again.
chohakkaifan 3 months ago
Damn Keith seems to get himself in a lot of shit.
chohakkaifan 3 months ago
i could listin to him all day long about nothing i wood tell him my stories
GamesForLife123 3 months ago
This One Time Me And My Buddy Keith........
brandon2k96 4 months ago
this makes me feel like play L4D2
PurpleCatWithC4 4 months ago
in my next life i want to be southern with ellis's voice :)
masterpengun 4 months ago
eheem *voice=face* sori
KarmaaaCharge 4 months ago
imagine he said all that in one game , if u imagined now imagine rochelle, nick, and coach's voice
KarmaaaCharge 4 months ago
BUT THERE WAS A GOAT!
Leonardo51591 4 months ago 23
Lulz cole macgrath redneck mode
ColdBlitzWTH 4 months ago
and poor Keith :(
Antspray1 4 months ago
it was funny then it wasn't funny it was just sad THEN IT WAS FUN AGIEN :D
Antspray1 4 months ago
This is why Ellis is the best character in L4D2.
revanisthebest 4 months ago 26
Keith should be in L4D3...
RPD1970 4 months ago
His buddy Keith sounds like a fucking tank cunt.
HosTehNoob 4 months ago
You know this one time me and my buddy Keith tryed to bath in spitter goo and man Keith lost all his skin!!!
54AgeOfRogue54 4 months ago
20 minutes or so lol i love ellis
alexwolf888 4 months ago
Ellis is awesome left for dead:before survivors: keith Ellis: 2p game
VidmasterJRFZF 4 months ago
Damn, sucks to be Keith.
pmtackett14 4 months ago 27
wait who stabbed kieth?
imascatmanworld 4 months ago
So what was his name?
FlamingCapes 4 months ago
@FlamingCapes John or something
masterchief3k 4 months ago
L4D 3 Survivors:
Chicago Ted
Keith
Intelligent-Super-Zombie Bill
Dave
TheUltimaBuster 4 months ago 7
@TheUltimaBuster no female?
skulldude1234 4 months ago
I am in love with that accent
jadengal100 4 months ago
Ellis should have written 'To Kill a Mockingbird'
Chrisguy8 4 months ago 105
@Chrisguy8 what?why?
zachplaysfallout3 4 months ago
@Chrisguy8 "This one time, my buddy Keith tried to keep a black man out of jail, but they weren't giving it to him, and the black guy started runnin', tryin' to climb the fences 'n' all, and they shot him like 17 times. Third degree puncture wounds over 90% of his body."
HiatusLucari 3 months ago
@Chrisguy8 why just curious
MsOctoberstorm 2 months ago
I should micspam this.
RaitoKunRyuk 4 months ago
I wonder if the Infected like to tell stories the same way as Ellis does, just to pass the time til the survivors come into range you know? lol
Jackw00pw00p2 4 months ago
Did the explosions actually happen in the game when Ellis told Keith stories?
LetCorgisHaveWings34 4 months ago
96 people don't have a friend like Keith.
FlowersAndBlood11 4 months ago 2
i love ellis...
MimiCabrii 4 months ago
Keith should be a zombie in L4D3. He'd be AWESOME.
MicahSmart 4 months ago
Keith sounds godly, considering how much shit he's survived through.
Pielovingboy 4 months ago 4
@Pielovingboy u know im not exactly sure if all ellis is saying is true cause i remember reading in the instruction manual it says ellis likes to impress his buddies but im not saying its fake ellis is cool ;D
mac1234ize 4 months ago
@Pielovingboy u know im not exactly sure if all ellis is saying is true cause i remember reading in the instruction manual it says ellis likes to impress his buddies but im not saying its fake ellis is cool ;D
mac1234ize 4 months ago
ellis reminds me of boomhauer
hey01e5 4 months ago
man keith must be a stuntman
minghan995 4 months ago
ellsi is my fav survivor he funny
Star2bCoolWoozen 4 months ago
Coach: Boy imma gonna miss yo goofy ass
lolzhaxorz 4 months ago 4
lol
trav1th3rabb1 5 months ago
what the fuck is with that explosion?
DjRazZ93 5 months ago
over 90% of his body.
fortythreemcchickens 5 months ago 71
@fortythreemcchickens 10%=A giant Penis. (10% the size of his body)
PedroPtPt10 2 months ago
lol the explosion scare me
iwantoplayblackshot 5 months ago
Keith is probably dead, well, he was bombed wasn't he?
54829341 5 months ago
@54829341 I dont think he's dead, he survived 3rd degree oil burns, survived jumping off a cliff in a car and flying through a windshield, being teargassed, almost drowned, and etc. Im sure he can survive being bombed.
davesanti 4 months ago
Rochelle: Ellis, can you breath for a sec?
Ellis: Okay!
54829341 5 months ago
what the fuck, Keith is Francis since Keith can survive some crazy shit and Francis always says "Good thing i'm indestructible"
:P
GatorTomKK 5 months ago
96 people don't support the love of two friends!!!!
iluvsomeone17 5 months ago
I played Left 4 Dead 2 for the first time today- I'm officially in love with Ellis :'D
My mate was playing him and made him irritate a witch until he said "That witch over there's havin' a hissy fit..." made me laugh so much XD
CheeryChibi 5 months ago
More Ellis stories!
The voice actor for Ellis should go on the road and just tell stories.
pinksquare 5 months ago
in L4D3 there should be new survivors and everyone of the survivors zoey louis francis coach ellis nick rochelle ( keith if he comes in the game i think he is dead though or they blasted him in zombie form by now )
GrandTheftAuto974 5 months ago
he had mud and BOOM
darkforrest1001 5 months ago
■"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third-degree burns on 95 percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."
SammySpoonick 5 months ago
Do you know what suck the head's means?
ThomasBeeTV 5 months ago
I actually want to hear all these stories
cky964life 5 months ago
Would Keith's first name happen to be Toby?
cytorakdemon 5 months ago
Keith sounds lie an idiot.
003Supersonic 5 months ago
@003Supersonic STFU
82Wafflez 5 months ago
@003Supersonic no its the coolest guy out there ;D
NoirYorkCity 5 months ago
i want ellis dick in me <3
redfatcrystal11 5 months ago
if you look Up in the wall you goona see KEith Shak Closed
x2did 5 months ago
90% of this dudes body is fuked up.......Zombies wont do shit! this guy is like on the edge
XxBoBbYbObEnOxX 5 months ago
R: Can this wait?
Me: stfu bitch i wanna hear this story
rhcplover100 5 months ago
@rhcplover100 ;D
NoirYorkCity 5 months ago
ellis is fucked up......... naaaaa jk
mrhappyness23 5 months ago
We southerners sure like to tell stories. hehe.
IHugShortPeople 5 months ago
i love you ellis<3
luckytayrules 5 months ago
"at first it was funny then it just got sad but then again it got funny again." LOL :P
erlcly02 5 months ago
"I ever tell you about the time I had electricity comin' out of my fingers and everyone started callin' me the Electric Man?" XD
That would be win, except this game came out way before inFAMOUS 2.
seohirothssoul 5 months ago
Right, time to get myself a buddy called Keith.
MerryxMaking 5 months ago
One of the safe houses says Keith on the wall (L4D)
ChongoPitt 5 months ago
kieth is dead or alive hmm he survived all exept he drownd in the tunel of love then he died right
mrglobbster 5 months ago
@mrglobbster Just because you drowned doesn't mean you died. You can be revived with CPR.
icyBen57 5 months ago
This makes me with that Keith was one of the survivors...
silverstarinthesky 5 months ago
If Keith was in a left 4 dead would he tell stories about Ellis
slidesbyme 5 months ago
if they make a movie on l4d 2. this is goin to be really freakin funny!
erlcly02 5 months ago
@erlcly02 L4D2 is suppose to be a pretend movie lol and L4D
redfatcrystal11 5 months ago
Keith and Ellis: BEST FREINDS FOREVER.
sonohito5 5 months ago
Keith had burns over 95% of his body before he even made fireworks or deep fried a turkey
theamazingempiricist 5 months ago
LOL hahaha many stories
Raffael900me 5 months ago
I love rednecks.
rocker26a 5 months ago