"Snooki" Nicole Polizzi on David Letterman HD

[machertel]

fuck this bitch , she can't do anything , sh's shit

[bettyjoon3]

the administration! omg hilarious!

[Koryo8]

Good thing we can measure the worth of a person on the amount of money they are making, hence the bankers an politicians that rob entire nations are the best folk around. Thank you very much stupid people.

[TheBlackmo2]

snokie u suck, jeff u suck, the guy that filming sucks, u suck, the crowd suck im no hater but that chanel suck

[demonatwork1979]

God she's stupid !!!

[serbin16m]

Kill it, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[thebeardedjohn]

I'd still do her. Is that sad?

[Liyaa21]

Gooooo Snooooki !!

[nally16728]

anyone can hate on her, but at the end of the day there's a fuck load of people who love this bitty and I'm sure she won't let the haters get her down. you go snooks <3

[demboleczeczek90]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[demboleczeczek90]

omg :)

[decimus81]

good example of whats wrong with kids these days, pls dont let it breed. ''omg im on letterman, what will i talk about, politics, literature, the arts? getting drunk and being a slut? yeh that one sounds good yay!"

[Th3G4m3L0v3r]

@decimus81 u need to fuck off with ur double standard bullshit

[ComedianNicky]

i wanna kick snooki in the face... lmao

[ZZBigg]

guido bitch

[Andreinavalle7]

she's great hhaha :D

[Sonorite]

She is so cute

[mcnowski]

F L O U R I D E 

[twittytumbles]

old bridge nj is a inbred place

[MoreBankrBailoutsPLZ]

love those tree trunk thighs

[SAULA4eva26]

Old fart doesn't know how to have fun

[04040492]

lol they drink jäger in us?! yeah

[chelligan]

In my opinion, any job where you create a dumbed down version of yourself (IF that is what she's doing and its not natural) is a demoralizing way to earn money. "Act like a moron and be rich" Hardly a good trade in my opinion. Richness lies in character.

[pigsbum53]

she may not be the smartest kid in town, but from the show she seems like a nice person to have as a friend. she seems loyal and genuine

[benpiltz]

@whitesparrow22 its our fucking opinion, we're entitled to it bitch. plus shes a digusting dirty skank.

[whitesparrow22]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TO JUDGE HER?

[dina26cz]

I got dumber watching this

[goo5976]

Press 6 fast for tourettes

[gotmoshisbff]

the more you hate the more money she makes

[absolutallure]

ehehe love her

[missrosito]

I LOVE SNOOKI! ♥

[thatstupidpinkshirt]

idk i love her.

[Remontay]

ITALIAN ????? SERIOUSLY ??

[TheModerngirl8]

@Remontay

she was born in Santiago, Chile but she was adopted when she was six months old and was raised by Italian-American parents!

[Remontay]

@TheModerngirl8 im italian cuz i was born italy and at the moment i live in italy...she can not be estimated italian if she was born in chile and she was adopted by italian-american parents....than ...we Italians dont recognize ourselves in these fake Italians on TV....only stupid people think that guys of jersy shore are italians and all italians are like them

[TheModerngirl8]

@Remontay

i dont think that they are italians , i have a lot of italians friends and Italians are very nice people and are not as rude and crazy as those of jesey shore but I respect if people like to see them!

[Xeela10]

I'm ashamed to be italian

[JUNEBUG754]

@Xeela10 she's not italian

[lilmissdaisy07]

Seriously, you can hate all you want but at the end of the day she is making way more money than you are.

[herromyfrrend]

@lilmissdaisy07 hey, dumb ass, wtf? we hate her cus she is a fake and disgusting not cus we are jealous of her money. if money for you = talent and beauty ... then you're a sad human being

[likeuhCasperrr]

@lilmissdaisy07 AMENNNN(:

[junkdisc]

@lilmissdaisy07 it's not all about money..

[SamiSelene]

@lilmissdaisy07 that's why this word is wrong

[SamiSelene]

@SamiSelene *world sorry

[Nisatu27]

@lilmissdaisy07 Unfortunately, doctors who spend years in medical school doesn't even compare to the income she's getting. THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE. Stop watching.

[SteveJ2008]

@lilmissdaisy07 Who cares how much money she makes? When that's the only defense people can come up with, you know something's wrong. She's a waste of space and has absolutely no talent whatsoever.

[Cowboyssuckcock100]

@SteveJ2008 Neither do the Kardashians , Paris Hilton, Kate Middleton, Kelly Osbourne, and Simon Cowell...give her a break ...Snook is funny...

[marry197]

@lilmissdaisy07 SO TRUE!!!<3

[tylertyler82]

@lilmissdaisy07 A fool and her money are soon parted.

[ipwnyouu]

@lilmissdaisy07 you cant buy ´happiness

[klyspeez]

@lilmissdaisy07 so do high class hookers, not everyone wants to be tv trash for a few bucks ;)

[chelligan]

@klyspeez Oh I really enjoyed reading this comment. Well said! :D

[constipatedclown]

@lilmissdaisy07 What does that have to do with people having an opinion? What because we don't make as much money as her we can't have an opinion? She makes more money than people who actually contribute to Society and were not supposed to see anything wrong with that cause she makes more money? You're even more pathetic and useless than the cast of Jersey Shore, You are a fucking slave to society. Enjoy life serving the servants you fucking brainless, dead-eyed shit stain.

[Gustavo3575]

@lilmissdaisy07 A money that I'm pretty sure won't last. And what kind of argument is that anyway? What are you, a hooker?

[wildblue168]

@lilmissdaisy07 yeah well...some things are alot more important than money. Like self respect.

[TwilightCrazyFan131]

@lilmissdaisy07 it's not about money. It's about being an idiot 24/7

[G6R1E3G]

@lilmissdaisy07 dignity has no price

[ntsosnowball]

@G6R1E3G she isnt loosing any dignity if that is how she really is. your just a hater, fark off

[Moosee0]

@lilmissdaisy07 Net worth at $2 million... I'm sure lots of us are way better off than she is with a much more respectable job.

[zblamm2121]

@lilmissdaisy07 basically whoring herself to get it...prostitutes are making more money than me..does that make them better people??

[bisteish]

@lilmissdaisy07 you can say what you want but at the end of the day she's an alcoholic.

[GoC]

@lilmissdaisy07 No amount of money is worth humiliating and making yourself look like a fool to the entire world.

[4pl3x]

@lilmissdaisy07 so we can't hate her cus she is richer than us?

[dnd161991]

@lilmissdaisy07 So somebody makes oodles of money for being a complete dipshit in the eye of public? Great message to send to the youth...

[genemaguire]

What a dumb, drunken skank...

[hannahdounelis]

Ok shes not even form jersey

[88luckystrikes]

DON'T CALL THIS THING AN ITALIAN! YOU OFFENSIVE PERSON! LORD!

[Fooniz]

She's a human being so stfu with the inults, you bitches are probably ugly as fuck

[Tony955555]

@Fooniz Aren't the bitches human beings too?

[lexstayunite]

Fist pump is for faggs.

I wonder if it's a shame for Lady Gaga who is Italian, to see her people doing things like Jersey Shore. Lolz

[ThaGenius101]

Damn she's ugly!

[llKoopav2ll]

wah shes so unbelievable ugly. and that jersey shore show is the dumbest show ive ever seen. sriously wtf. how could anyone stand watching that shit? i finally lost all hopes in humanity

[hutprancer]

I feel like my brain is melting.

[Patryk1632]

Wheres the HD??

[leon6266]

she is ugly man

[RockyRaccoonsFriend]

This woman is disgusting

[hotnessmonster1234]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend You just wish, you could be famous like her. Like she has numerous times "she is a person". Don't judge her. I'm only 15 and I love her to death.

[RockyRaccoonsFriend]

@hotnessmonster1234 gosh! I'm starting to lose hope in humanity. If I'd be famous for the reason she is, I`d die with shame...

[JUNEBUG754]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend AMEN!

[marollo9]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend she's just her self

[Alexis97BBH]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend she looks like an orangutan

[hotpot91]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend u are disgusting!!

[RockyRaccoonsFriend]

@hotpot91 sweet!

[amina232]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend Then whu do you watch clips with her is you find her disgusting?? makes no sence?

[RockyRaccoonsFriend]

@amina232 have you never watched something really terrible on the television just because you were so amazed by how bad it was? or have you never watched something gross just because you can't look away? everyone does that ^^ we all have some self-destructive tendencies don't we? ;)

[Sonorite]

legendary fist pumpin by letterman

[TheWheelofLife100]

Snooki wants some smoosh,smoosh!

[TheCarlScharnberg]

"(...) And their mission when they go out to the club is to get it in and smush, with one girl or multiple girls". "Yeah. Well, we have that in common then". You got that right, Letterman. It's a shame your wife had to find that out the hard way.

[axfndi62]

boom sumbody gon get their ass kiecked

[officialJACLYN]

@gamz4tlol that is relly mean a while ago she hd an eating disorter so now she just put on weight thats really rude!

[jethrodassam]

Snooki is cute and can whoop ass. I love that combination.

[ciarva123]

360p is not HD...

[agma123]

ron ron juice is SUPER LIGHTWEIGHT

[gagacarrie12]

I LOVE SNOOKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOX

[sakkillory]

what a slut!

[lmnhi1234]

@sakkillory .........?wtf shut up

[MrPanSzymon]

where is Mike "The Situation" :D ?

[JayNJayShow]

Black people have Flavor Flav, Latinos have Speedy Gonzalez, and white people have Snooki!

Embrace your embarrassments

[mrbrockpeters]

@JayNJayShow Um Snooki is also a Latina.

[CoolerKing37]

Poor Dave....

[tatulover2120]

letterman is trying to dummy down to her level of intelligence XD

[Doca]

0:53 for epic letterman glasses removal.

[Nisatu27]

This is disappointing.

[Emily18521]

i think everyone should shut the fuck up snookie is awesome

[thecottingleyfairy]

her parents must be so proud.

[xnickx857]

@thecottingleyfairy HAHA

[BRACKUS001]

She sucks and looks like an umpalumpa

[guitarded401]

I think she meant beat up the meat

[Z1ChinaWhite]

Just another turd in the punch bowl!

[jbluecrush]

Ahh, modern society-pure awesome *eyeroll*

[OUWATZAHLE08]

JERSEY SHORE AND ALL OF THESE GUYS ARE POSERS JUST POSER FAKE NAILS FAKE HAIR WHAT SPANISH SLUT

[03snapple]

wow she has lost soooo much weighttttt since 2010

[BizzareCorpse]

@03snapple No she gained it all back..If u look at the start of the season she was hot..Then started drinking an eating again.Her ass is so fuckin fugly,tmz had this pic of her in a thong an she has a long ass buttcrack an a fat ass..Shes butt fugly.

[michaelfee81]

@tothestars101 People who aren't American are idiots. They assume Americans have control over their own media

[mrbrockpeters]

@tothestars101 So do Brits. (e.g. Amy Winehouse)

[querfaelltein]

@mrbrockpeters

wtf?? amy winehouse may have had a problem with drugs and alcohol but in first place as, an artist, she had an unique voice and fantastic singing skills. what talents does this snookie-thing have?

[mrbrockpeters]

@querfaelltein What talent? Well Snooki is a world class fist pumper.

*** fist pumps ***

[EyEnOtgAy]

@tothestars101 im american too sadly, i dont like to risk damaging my brain cells to an episode of jersey shore.. its a shame people who work hard to earn success have been replaced by those who fucked and partied hard to get success

[jethrodassam]

@tothestars101 You think Snooki is an idol? Wow! Canucks are ignorant imbeciles.

[bphi215]

idc wat no one says, im tryna fuck her, i pray i see her one day, imma definately get at that

[bphi215]

idc what no one says, im tryna fuck her, i pray i see her one day, imma definately get at that

[jahlove111]

love her hair!

[MrFloppyx3]

I love snooki so much.

[iGomesSelena]

I LOVE SNOOKI *___*

[Angie0123456]

ohhhh yeeeaaa!!!!!

[sutibun21]

she did some bad things to get to the top of him i mean to be a celebrity lol

[fiercelygifted]

I LUV YOU Snooks!!! ... I love her Individuality and swagg is on a Guidette 1000!

[elsiee94]

I came on here thinking she would actually be a nice and respectable person on a show like this... Why is she even famous again? Seriously, what the fuck...

[Yoni617]

she is so adorable!!

[gears5336]

snooki is a stupid cunt 

[mahan112233]

i love the ending: " there is no off position on the genius switch"

[epiclootyay]

hot!

[JoanneWam]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011

[gamz4tlol]

is... is she a female ompa lumpa?

[scott1990scott]

Nicole Polizzi is a littler stunner

[jbohler33]

lol when she asks him to do both arms he's just like, no I'm not a fag like you guys

[smiiley411]

@OrthadoxDarwinist Calling her a 'disgusting creature' won't make you any prettier or better than her if you think that's wat she looks like you may look worse . @The7legacy she's prolly better for anything you ever will be :) @poopz STFU you no better than her && waste your time for wat ? @lotzapoppa89 she is BEAUTIFUL so STFU && hop off her nuts you wastin' yo time !

[SpankTV]

She should be a poster-child for prophylactics and or, fetal alcohol-syndrome.

[lotzapoppa89]

fat, ugly, drunk and untalented is no way to go thro life snooki

[MichaelHansenFUN]

she is cute.

[emperadorotomano23]

NO WAY LETTERMAN IS TOO OLD FOR THIS STUFF,,HE IS LIKE ALWAYS TIRED AND BORING I DO NOT WHY HE STILL HAVE THIS SHOW,,ITS LIKE LAGUH AT EVERYTHING LETTERMAN SAYS LIKE HELLO AND THE AUDIENCE JAJAJ JAJA

[CoachK78]

CABAGE MUFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[martika12345]

ahhahaha snooki want smush smush XD ahahah

[Kerswan]

Don't be fooled..... Real or show, she sells herself well. She made millions from the "Brand"

[redhedsrule99]

GUYS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. ALL OF U R SO STUPID TO COME HERE AND BE TROLLS.

[Chaquitaman83]

whore.....



[baettlemoench23]

I don't think she knows what aperetif means

[Kitten6067]

HD my ass. 

[musicluver4evz]

"the administration" xD

[MrThisIsMeYo]

he called the situation the administration lmfao

[24LittlePumpkin]

She seems so naive..!

[mike31657]

SHE SO HOT!!!

[Alabastard420]

she meant it

[poopz]

this bitch is like a balloon, gross ass bitch america has something wrong to give this bitch credit

[ELoQence]

@poopz you said what i was thinking

[keto6789]

God SHE'S SOO Stupid! But, I'd let her ride me.

[jbohler33]

the most effective thing to think of if u need to lose ur boner

[johnplayersstandard]

Guys hope to get it in well that's the whole point of partying!

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

Who is this disgusting creature?

[emantabrizi]

"The Administration." LOL!!!

[panosaaa]

SHE IS SO AWESOME...PRETTY...CUTE!

[kokym8]

EAAAAAAAAAH- SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKI !

her name is really funny ( i knopw it's a nickname

[dagodfada22]

yeah she meant that

[IndraKeys]

i like her xD

[The7legacy]

People talk so bad about Snooki. I bet those people who talk bad about her wouldn't mind fucking her. I know because, i'm one of those people who talk bad about her & i wouldn't mind fucking her.

[IndividualParties]

@The7legacy

You would fuck that thing? It probably has a dick. 

[idicula1979]

@IndividualParties She would turn your dick green. To tell you the truth she is the prettiest girl on that show, I'm not trying to say she looks good, but I just thik the Jersey Shore house might as well be a bunker with all those grenades.

[IndividualParties]

@idicula1979

I don't watch the show myself, so I don't know what the other bitches look like. I didn't know about this snooki creature until I saw it on south park and looked it up on youtube. If the rest of the gals on that show are even lower on the sexy meter, then the jersery shore house probably resembles a zoo. Do they keep the other girls cages to prevent them from forcing smush smush on the cameramen?

[The7legacy]

@IndividualParties

Yeah, I'd fuck her because that's the only thing she's good for.

She has no talent, she's dumb as dirt & I'm one of those people who talk bad about her & I would fuck her.