British comedian Jack Dee discusses the slyness of modern youth, particularly his own children! Hilarious stand up comedy!

[JackHelmOfficial]

Brilliant comedian!!

[spdbabbler]

Why can't we all just say that this is funny without getting into a cultural "who's funnier" competition?

[ivangrozny27]

yesh moneypenny

[ahtartersauce101]

33 people were kids that ate the paper

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

Fuck this....

Arabian comedians are the funniest!!

[TrueNationlist]

This idea about brits having better sense of humor or more intelligence humor is bullshit

[SuperDriedFruit]

@TrueNationlist I hope you're joking with that sentence.

[TrueNationlist]

@SuperDriedFruit Carlin, Murphy, Pryor, Bruce, Cosby need i go on

[Slolz247]

@TrueNationlist micheal mcintayre, russell howard, frankie boyle...... etc, etc, etc

[BanalBoxberry]

@TrueNationlist Looking at comedians for their nationality is where you lose. You only appreciate their humour when you look at them as comedy geniuses.

[skelmlad]

Us brits have a well better sense of humour FACT

[CannibaIZombie]

Why is it when I watch videos that involve Americans and Europeans in some way the British and Americans get into a debate.. Sometimes the Aussies. >  <;?

For me, the Americans I've seen, they actually tell jokes that make sense, or you can relate to. I'm sure people who told jokes about farting and having hard core sex aren't really funny.

This joke, however. Made me laugh, hard. Our jokes can be different from England's because we were raised differently. ;c

[ladyknights104]

this goes for brits and americans!

[AntiUberForce]

i ate the paper XD

[OMGwhoyou]

i'm using this to work on my britsh accent 

[living2kill]

@OMGwhoyou lol don't make it sound australian like most people

[vinnothelizard]

he is SO UNFUNNY!!! he has to be the worst comedian around and i dont understand how people laugh at his shit!!! worst ever!

[giannafcb56]

lol.... man i dont know about american commedy but do know about russell peters ..he'a Canadian :)

[frontyouanounze]

dave chappelle, eddie murphy, richard pryor, george carlin, ron white, louis ck (personal favorite), Kevin Hart. You probably know the first few but look up the others... great American comedians

[Xfrond]

i live a few doors down from jack it is cool :D *

[Xfrond]

i live a few doors down from this jack it is cool :D

[The1stPoster]

Funniest thing about this is reading the title after watching the clip.

[SJ3GIRL]

I was the kid who ate the paper 8P

[kurniasan]

I don't get the last sentence: "I think that xxxxxxx"?

[Rohan2300]

@kurniasan "I think that trumps you sir"

Card based humour :)

[kurniasan]

@Rohan2300 thanks! :D

[Charsept]

haha, the comments down below. talking about what country has the "better" comedy. Saying one style of comedy is better than another is like saying one color is better than another. It's all personal preference!

[failrailtf2]

@Charsept

BLACK GOES WITH EVERYTHING

WHITE STAINS

YOU ARE A POO HEAD HAHAHAHA

[StuntmanKnut]

Would love to hear a (baby)child say that list line!!

[04whim]

Now there's a title invented by the BBC if I ever did see one...

[kwlcloz]

I ADMIT.... I ate the paper lmao.

[badmantt1]

I THINK THAT TRUMPS YOU SIR!! LOOOOL

[i0like0big0buts]

british comedians beat american comedians. two words. billy. connolly.

[DefenceDon]

American comedians are funnier.British comedians are also funny,but not as funny.

[AlwiShahab1]

@DefenceDon nah.

[adamski148]

@DefenceDon You seem to be confused.

American comedians are funny, true, but the complete in-your-face-ness makes them worse than British comedians, who employ irony, tact, and a little something called wit.

[DefenceDon]

@adamski148 Confused?It's my opinion.You seem to be confused thinking i stated a fact.

[khoyrulislam09]

@adamski148 Lenny. Henry.

[EbsNhexz]

@khoyrulislam09 Good old silly voice, no real content lenney.

[ethrez]

@adamski148 americans still got Louis CK ;)

[Bloodshotshatterbone]

@adamski148 I'm British but have seen some American comedians and not all of have a complete in-your-face-ness. Plus to make something funny most of the time you have to employ irony, tact and a little something called wit. I think both America and Britain have an equal amount of good comedy. Why are we having a British comedy v American comedy on this page anyway people? Just enjoy the video!

[SmegForBrainz]

OH RIGHT! SUDDENLY I WANT TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A3 AND A4 PAPER!

[mattz432]

@SmegForBrainz differnece in size. wadda think. that they were a different colour or maybe a different type of tree. please, in the future, don't ask stupid questions with hope of a few thumbs up cause its ment to be funny.

[max2kev]

Madina134 you suck

[Madina134]

British humour really sucks:) You guys don't know russian comedy club and never won't understand it:)

[Madina134]

watch?v=4EIR8fE1uFY&feature=re­lated

[tomos20]

@Madina134

dee maybe isn't the best sample of british humour:)

i'm sorry, but drunk russians aren't everybodys cup of tea;) no offence :)

i doubt that any kind of humour can beat monty pythons.

[darthkahn45]

Wheres the paper?

eiehtchi..

[WatchUProductions]

@thebronzebat Nope.

[colorfulemokid]

Do i look like i need progressive insurance?!

[KillerPandaism]

a world of warcraft comercial? they are tepping up their game for comercials i prefer this over fucking yoplait and shit

[MJ4lyph]

LOLOL i play the staying up late card all the time!!!

[aidopotato24]

then there's the other kind of child.. who.. eats the paper!

[xIRWINBx]

quote the joke 50+ thumbs up fr ur comment

[SirGufix]

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!I DONT GIVE SHIT ABOUT A3 AND A4 FUCKING PAPER!I JUST WANT TO SEE FUCKING JACK DEE

[MegaLolburger]

@SirGufix You think thats bad? I just saw a milky bar advert.

FUCKING MILKY BARS!

[charforeverbiotch]

ahahah i do that with my parents

[IntoKylesMind]

HAAHHAHA The I think that trumps you sir AND voice is from spy fox!

[lolitsManni]

Jack Dee, with his face like a battered kipper suffering from vertigo.

[Pheest11]

@lolitsManni

Haha shooting stars!! nice one

[SJANews]

I do the staying up late :) And eating the paper xD

[wisherwasher]

long title short video :(

[LizaLips1]

Jack Dee has never really wowed me like other comedians.

[superscotman]

Home work is a wast of time!! All that ever used to happen with mine was it got thrown in the recycling bin. When i found out about it i pulled it out and slapped my teacher round the face with it and told him he'd better not EVER give me home work again or i would give him the same treatment !!! lol

[twofacedbenbobby]

@superscotman Yep, Im sure you did

[twofacedbenbobby]

@superscotman Bull shit twat

[Szaam]

@RemedyIn lol, what a thing to complain about

[robokill387]

@RemedyIn it's not the number of jokes that count, it's how good they are.

[swollower]

And,he didn`t even mention his kids!

[TheRichestCadaver]

Is it a comment or the tiltle.

" British comedian Jack Dee discusses the slyness of modern youth, particularly his own children! Hilarious stand up."

[LycanzRulez]

Bloody adverts

[migones]

crap

[anbujustin]

that trumps you sir

[razaz03]

@anbujustin lmao

[BJFARIA]

cute

[night757wolf]

great video very funny

check out mine!!

[PenisMcWhirtar]

@night757wolf Yes this vid is funny. No, I'm not going to check out your crappy steaming pile of monkey poo,

Sorry 'bout that.

God bless.

[ibtihalsalsabil]

lol so true

[BigOxeye13]

lmao its so true

[gregapugh124]

man this is awsome and sadly very true!!

[romanpr1nce]

that's quite a title for the video

[VioletLolitaPop27]

To be honest, the title was the reason why I clicked onto this video.^^

[kutobuki00]

-1/10

[coltsuperocean10]

"you`re a knobhead!"..."I know!!"

[stickmasrerDX]

British standup pwns US standup, especially Live at the Apollo.

[TrisPuri]

Eddie Izzard?

[Faelsun]

Eddie is Great, love him here, for some reason he is more popular in the States than his own country .. so he stays here a lot.

In his homeland Jack Dee would be considered superior by most of the natives... Britain is just odd.

[BigArris73]

@Faelsun Eddie Izzard is one of Britain's most loved comedians, wot are you on about m8?

[niktp]

"pwns"? fucking loser!

Yeah it does though. Pryor, Carlin, Louis CK -- those guys don't touch the Brits. Give me a break.

The Brits are more fond of wordplay and one liners than are US comics.

[rawrimaprick]

@stickmasrerDX people just have different tastes.

[lhrlyc]

"pwns" ?

[piggemz]

@stickmasrerDX keep tellin urself that

[niclasjt]

@stickmasrerDX That's because the British media aren't afraid to show people making jokes that demand a bit of thinking on the part of the audience. The American media environment is so afraid of turning people off by intelligence, a couple tough words here and there, that the whole thing becomes a race for the lowest common denominator. Americans aren't stupid people, but we sure are encouraged to be. And so you've got untold numbers youtubing British stand up, like me. Cheers for the BBC.

[mrfwest]

@niclasjt get real brittish joke dont required any intelligence. most of it is low brow and immature. all they do is tell long stories and most of them end with american this or american that.

[LinkK2B]

@mrfwest you're a fuckin numpty

[SkateboarderXL]

@niclasjt well what about george carlin then? most intelligent comedian I know and American.

[Konstiin]

@stickmasrerDX yep, I can think of only a couple of good us comics vs over a dozen uk

[yurismir1]

@stickmasrerDX It does if you're British, which you are. Surprise, surprise. Humor's not an objective thing, though, like you're making it sound.

[TeteFutuito]

@yurismir1 Objective? Well, that's plausibly debatable. A debate I don't wish to have.

[guy12343456]

@stickmasrerDX

(Has never heard of George Carlin, Richard Pyror, Sam Kinison, or Gabriel Iglasias)

[blueskunk12]

I am the second type.

[Flatvia]

thumbs up

[Timcookie321]

5/10

[Alexsapi]

I love this accent!

[lhrlyc]

to quote the late Jimmy Edwards when asked by an American "gee, where did you get that accent?" ... "my dear sir, it is YOU who has the accent"

[marvinkrab1986]

kids like that would do anything for you as long as its near bed time!

[brotherlylovely]

LOL i think that trumps u sir

[babypagey]

i would be the kind to eat the paper

[XxPrincessMalinixX]

Catchy title! x

[616Lilith]

Oh, bloody hell... The BBC is advertising?

[curtisgorner]

i think that trumps you sir!

[samsagitarias]

LOL - verrrrry true - kids do do that I did it my own children do it - everytime ! LOL

[Spuddfluff]

Tell them they either have to do it in the morning or go to school and get in trouble.

[samsagitarias]

LOL - yes, done that too -

[Darkinsigniosis]

Longest title I've ever seen.

[randomcam123]

@Darkinsigniosis LOOOOOOOOL I AGREE!!!

[guy12343456]

Sir, clearly you have never seen a Demilich.

[Darkinsigniosis]

@guy12343456 Pardon? A what?

[guy12343456]

I meant you've never heard of Demilich. It's a band. You'll probably won't like the music, but the name titles are longer than Bernie Maddolf's prison sentences.

[gowerbarnes]

Trumpton town

[fodsaks]

Thanks to all the people who have typed 'I think that trumps you, sir.'

Without your assistance in writing out the same line 14 times, I would have had no idea that it was the punchline.

Thanks again.

[brightsideoflife64]

Sir,...I think you have been trumped? (well it's different).

[whynot1727]

i think that trumps you sir

[mene1in]

I think you have trumped them, sir.

[benjiimaster]

Good on you mate, I was about to say this myself.

[TheManWithNoName786]

haha - nice ending to that clip - trumps you sir!

[rmm01o]

LMAO i think that trumps you sir.

[sasuke000naruto]

rofl

[rockbabe999]

I do that now =D It usually work but my folks arn't very happy =P

[antonimbret]

fuck this nissan advert!!!!!!!!!!! get it off

[fitzgeraldismint]

i think that trumps you sir hahaha

[luongbrother]

lmao, funny

[heartshapedbox343]

nisaan????

[YouNoop]

yeah

[MrDaznsarah]

excellent indeed a veritable barrel of laughs wot wot

[oliviacowelll]

poshy

[MrDaznsarah]

am not actually posh woz joking

[lhrlyc]

was

[lhrlyc]

this word does not exist

[92lipgloss]

i think that trumps you sir xD

[Imboredandfree]

His silent ploy, not mine. And then there are people who can run rings around a barrell load of monkeys.

[Imboredandfree]

Silent ploy. It's a torture technique to foster religious change.

[Imboredandfree]

... and there are people who can run rings around a barrel load of monkeys.

[MrSkonny]

ER THINK YOUR FUNNY,PATHETIC.

[lhrlyc]

"your funny" what?

or did you perhaps mean "YOU'RE FUNNY" ?

[sonofdrella09]

They couldn't edit the title?

[04whim]

wow, that end gag is so fucking true!! I used to do that all the time, if I had no homework, I'd make the glass of milk last so long it started to curdle :P

[SkydanceShinigami]

I was the child who ate the paper. XD

[vrty21]

LOl hhaha thats was funiieh!!

[gerzrachel4]

lol...luv jack dee!!!! :L

[antonimbret]

I ate it

[mandymay21]

lol, i'm the one who ate the paper...

[gavin0406]

"i still have homework to do i think that trumps you sir" haha

[OriginalHazeBX]

I was the child that ate the paper! :D

[wahaya2]

so true throughout my childhood lol....homework was only ever mentioned around 10, half 10 in the evening...hence, it was never done very well :P

[Spikesfeet]

who sits their 3 year old child in front of the telly?

[flamingpingu]

lots of people, ur obviously a perfect parent who finds time for their chold constantly, get a life

[Spikesfeet]

yeah, I know. lots of people do it - still doesn't make it right.

you make it sound like it's a real big effort to engage a child in some activity other than watching television. parents who do that are just lazy.

I think the first time I ever watched tv was around 7 or 8 years old. and then just one show which was sesame street.

don't wanna make effort? don't have children.

where do you think all the idiots come from - from parents who don't give a sh*t what their kids do...

[putrefactionchamber]

get off your high horse and shut up. sesame street was crap. he-man and transformers moulded me into a fine rounded individual.

[Spikesfeet]

huh????

I watched transformers and batman, too. and read the comics. even at a young age I had a fine appreciation for the art of batman tas. and still love it today as an adult.

I just didn't watch it at the age of 5 or 6 whatever.

there were always better things to do than sit on my ass. that's all.

[putrefactionchamber]

haha i'm only messin man

[thetubeisgr8]

LOL, I bet you are a health freak too! I love TV! Sitttin around watchin telly all day is my perfect life! No I ain't got a job and not had one for 2 years, can't be bothered! Let some other numpty work and pay my dole! I was always a fat, lazy kid and now a very proud and very fat lazy adult! Long live Fast Food, Crisps, sweets and lazyness!!

[Spikesfeet]

not a health freak. but yeah, I do sports and don't smoke and eat healthy most of the time. we only got this one life and I intend to stay as long as my body allows me to. life's too short to sit in front of the telly all day long.

so get up and get out, my mate!

[thetubeisgr8]

LOL lifes too short to sit in front of the telly all the time? Thats whay we have got over 200 channells! When I have exhausted watching all of those then I may get out, but till then my bum stays on me sofa. I love free money which constitutes to free food! Anyway I do go out. I have to go out to get my junk food. Health food is nasty! I am no rabbit! Anyway, whats so good about life anyway?

[Spikesfeet]

o.k. maybe in your country. we have about 30 channels and I don't even own a telly anymore. just stopped watching a few years back and then sold it...

people only speak of "rabbit food" when they have no idea what healthy food really is and secondly: those folks mostly can't cook at all.

of course life isn't always roses but if you sit in front of the telly all day - you won't get to experience it when it just might be roses at that moment.

I just try to make the best of each day ;)

[thetubeisgr8]

I make the most of every day too! I make sure I get up in the morning, have breakfast (usually 4 eggs, 8 bacon, 4 sausage, 6 fried bread, 8 toast with lots of butter and a cup of tea.) Then I grab a snack (usually 5 packets of biscuits just to keep me going) sit on me sofa and flick on my 37" telly till lunch time! Thats definitely THE best of my day! And, if their is nothing on I sit at my pc instead (with another 8 rounds of toast.) See, I get loads of exercise making my food! And I can cook!

[whitefolyfe]

prick !

[thetubeisgr8]

And very proud of the fact thank you very much!! :D

[MrSkonny]

YOUR SO RIGHT MATE

[lhrlyc]

YOU'RE

[Smivster]

But now, now your an adult there's nothing better to do than sit on your ass reading comics?

[Spikesfeet]

Are you crazy? I barely touch'em at all. Diminishes the value ;)

But it's true - I read a lot.

[thetubeisgr8]

Is there anything better to do than sir on your ass doing nothing? Like now I am sat on my ass on my laptop where I will be for the rest of the day. COOL!!