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  • WTF IS THIS

  • aaaaaah! aaaah! aaaah!! aaaah!! aaaah! aaaah!

  • @randomearthworm159

    The chestburster from the movie aliens

  • What an empty room

  • WTF bursted out of chest?????

  • Watch it with your eyes closed

  • The funny thing is that's exactly what would happen

  • The last video was TG 1 cup right?

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  • i love that guys face when he's watching 2 girls 1 cup

  • @amerrittification which one?

    

  • The guy on the toilet

  • I so want set this as my alarm

  • where'd the alien go at the end? her shirt got fixed too...

  • Best ending ever! Lol. 2 girls 1 cup

  • XD lmfao

  • Ummm im just looked up the trailor and all i wanted to say is ahhhhhhhh! I dont get it...

  • its easier to explain porn

  • Wtf did i just watch ...ಠ_ಠ

  • 0_0 wtf

  • Wow...what just happened? 1:41 of my life WASTED!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • Is it weird that I was expecting Alien to pop out?

  • @AimaLykos Yes.....Yes it is

  • @Froleyboy The whole time it was just in the back of my mind that it would be totally natural for Alien to pop out! XD I think I watch to many Collegehumor videos!!! That's not a bad thing though. ;D

  • @AimaLykos That is NOT a bad thing at all

  • @AimaLykos is it weird I was expecting someone to think they were weird for expecting the alien to pop out?

  • how were they even hearing the video over all the screaming, seriously? I'm embarrassed by my half of the gender here...

  • i was watching this

  • Hey my heads on fire,that's normal isn't it?

  • .....what??? .____.

  • i was laughing my ass off when i saw dan

  • What makes me want to show them the breaking dawn trailer

  • why does that girl have a gun? that america today

  • Twilight does the same thing to me, but for different reasons...

  • I can honestly say that this were the best two minutes of my entire existence.

    I have reached humor nirvana. Thank you, my brothers.

  • Lol the fireman just sits there.

  • dan nods aprovingly at the end haha

  • a bear :D

  • Sadly this satire is so very true!

  • LOL!!!!

  • Actually 2 girls 1 cup is the trailer to the full length 65-minute movie, entitled Hungry Bitches.

  • This video introduced me to 2 girls 1 cup ...

  • My mom freaked at me because she thought I was watching porn. =_=

  • @warreaper1 omg!!! LOL me too!!!!

  • WTF?!??!??!???!? Lol wats with ending?

  • OH MY GOD THE ENDING

  • lol, i like how Dan is enjoying the bit on the end

  • Watch this with your eyes closed.

  • It sounds like my alarm clock.

  • 1:35 my friend forced me an some other ppl 2 watch that. 10 secs in an i almost barfed

  • This is going to be me when Meet the Medic comes out.

  • @lydiamakesmovies it's 2 girls 1 cup, the most disgusting porn movie EVER

  • What were they watching at the end?

  • Because of Twillight watching thousands of girls die every year.... I think it's for the better...

  • 0:32 - 0:43 My mom thought I was watching porn video.

  • Why did she have a gun under her desk?

  • this is soo true

  • we all know that all of this is FAKE & GAY...so no comment :)

  • @playaN3 Umm thats the point

  • @playaN3 wow you are stupid

  • @playaN3 But you just commented.

  • no offense but at the beginning the to girls were orgasming!

  • lol the moonster from eraser head at the end

  • :D that bear<3

  • love how Dan and the fireman actually likes 2 girls one cup ^^

  • @AwesomeDanishDudes GAH you have to ruin my fun... i was gonna comment saying that D:

  • i can totally imagine girls doing that

  • Surprised that the highest rated comments aren't by 10 year olds who think it's funny to say something like "Oh wow, my mom walked in and thought I was watching porn". Not as many idiots watched this vid.

  • When dan drops in he's like 'arghhh I've got to take my neace (probably the right spelling) and my girlfriend to see this'

  • Vale lo del alien no me lo esperaba 1:29 XDDDDDD

  • They scream in fear!

  • I was going to give a dislike for the overkill of bad acting on this one(sorry CH) but the last 5 seconds made me chang my mind xD

  • is that really the level of humor nowadays? shame...

  • lol josh is fuckin hillarious

  • if you close your eyes and just listen......

  • 1:28..... what! the! fuck!

  • Hmph , twilight fans (:

  • lol dan wanking off to two girls one cup xD

  • I lol'd so hard. I'm just glad it's over.

  • dan's actually enjoying the 2 girls 1 cup thing LOL

  • Oh Look Pedobear.

  • I don't know if I should laugh, scream, or cry...

  • i <3 the bear!

  • that shit got way too real.

  • 2 154 Persons had the same reaction

  • I had to turn it down because it sounded like I was watching porn.

  • The sad thing is this is barely an exaggeration (minus the firemen, and the bear, and the guy falling on the toilet)

  • the bear is that guy that when you are watching videos with friends goes "hey check this out", and then sits down and googles two girls one cup.

    yeah you all know that guy. Fuck that guy

  • my mom thought i was watching a porno......

  • alien vs predator x)

  • at the end, that there is every possible reaction to a terrible video. it can be so terrible it makes you hurl, maybe just make you gag, it could numb you to the point of being unable to move, it can make you cover your eyes in shame, you can flee, or you can shut up and enjoy the video.

  • i woulda loved the see the bear start break dancing xD

  • the bear!!!! lol this is by far one of the funnoest viedos i've seen!

  • this has to be fake, none puts a desk in the middle of a room

  • @msfootball66 are you trying to be funny?

  • Even the fucking chest burster a fan girl, Christ.

  • thats how my sister reacted to twilight new moon

  • if you look at dan screaming it looks like he's taking a really painful shit.

  • @777gooner777 Like Robert Patterson when he acts

  • lol

    

  • What happened to the alien?

  • I love the video from 1:24 to the credits card... Is that what it's called?

  • Fricken Twitards.......Do they all get stuck on Robert Patterson fangirl mode? This I gotta see!!

  • @lmgamer91 I think they were terrified.

  • LOL Dan's reaction to 2g1c is hilarious!

  • Is this the new trailer for Twilight: 2 vampires 1 cup?

  • teh bear was epic

  • sounds like my room on a saturday night...... in cluding the gun shots..... and the firemen.... and the bear ..... im usually on the toilet

  • I watched the whole thing through.

    And then I realized...

    the video description said the trailer does some peculiar things to 'teenage girls'.

  • LOL @ dan at the end

  • lmfao the Alien

  • Really wtf?

  • I hate 2,140 people

  • No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!

  • LMAO my ass off at the firefighter at the end. The poker face is priceless :D

  • This video was going nowhere...then Dan dropped in!

  • XD the end--->2 girls 1 cup XDDD

  • ROFLMFAOO.

  • my dog started howling along. no joke.

  • I hate it when ppl just sit there!

  • lol alien randomly jumps out

  • holy shit this is so random and funny!!!

  • Damn its annoying.

  • lol at the end they're watching 2 girls and 1 cup. rotflmfao

  • @TheSuperjoseluis i love how you know the music to that

  • @TheSaraphine13 ive never actually seen the video but ive seen reaction videos like the one in =3 by raywilliamjohnson where a girl shows her grandma the video.

  • @TheSuperjoseluis Did you see Dan's reaction to it? lol

  • they almost caught that poor spiral notebook on fire.. :(

  • starting at 0:20 it sounds soooo wrong.

  • 2.132 people did actually react like this, when they saw the trailer.

  • LOLOLOL

  • @MegaNachoboy You do realize that it was an airsoft gun right?

  • @LivEToKiLL6666 and 1 twilight

  • They should of called the video: 2 girls

  • Whats pedobear doing there?

  • @egres122 2 young chicks sh**ing on eachother, pedobear is pleased

  • Rofl Dan's like..."Yeahhhhhh....."

  • they sound like mice on crack

  • Extremly funny

  • the ak-103 what a nice gun

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  • This reminded me of the sponge bib episode with the hash slinging slasher. You know what I mean.

  • This is the first bad College Humor video I've seen. It had a lot of potential, but it lacked any creativity at all.

  • the twilight trailer is so powerful it sets peoples heads on fire, breaks windows, attracts bears, makes bears walk, gives people firearms andmakes aliens explode from peoples stomachs

  • Her organs deformed and transformed into an alien!!!???

  • I'm pretty sure that nuttymadam3575 and her Twilight reactions videos inspired you to make this video.

  • two girls one cup at the end!!!^^

  • Did anyone else notice that those firefighters came in there as fast as they did in the Sims?

  • Lol they then watched Justin bieber sing lol I hate Justin bieber or they watched 2 girls 1 cup lol I still think they were watching Justin bieber sing

  • @sailer165703 Yeah, he stole the music from 2girls1cup as the intro to his latest single. Just another reason why he sucks.

  • that was horrible.

  • Ew, Firefighter! Dan just took a shit in there! How do you know he didn't flush?!

  • That was funny, but pointless at the smae time. Lol

  • just not funny. the constant screeching was so irritating i had to keep muting the video.

  • is that a hamtaro shirt?

  • for men there is porn, for women there is twilight

  • im not entirely sure if thats a stupid twilight fan loving or hating something...

  • This is so incredibly fucking stupid but I can't keep from laughing somehow.

  • lol at Dan's reaction at the end.

  • @snuffaluffagus89 fuck you

  • bear ftw

  • At the end were they watching 2 girls 1 cup?

  • Twilight is gayer than Perez Hilton's Sex Life.

  • lol dan never pulled up his pants-maybe because he wasn't done yet

  • ??? O_o

  • WTF?!?!?!?!

  • LOL dan at the end...

  • that screaming can get annoying after watching it so many times

  • That is almost how I reacted to the Thor trailer

  • why arent they fat?

  • @yaktr12 3/4 of the people that swarm into the movie theater to watch Twilight are fat.

  • wow thats an unhealthy dose of twilight

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • the look on dan face at the end priceless......oh and also.......AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH

  • Bahahahha

  • LMAO Dan! :D

  • if that really happened to twilight fans, twilight wouldnt exist!!! win for everyone else!

  • ahh my ears.... sounded like two cats whos tail had been ran over my a mostertruck

  • aahahah the alien pops out of her :)