Need to pee but I DON'T WANNA GET OUT OF BED

[tgnlesley]

i wear diapers 24/7

[superman1113215]

roses are red

violets are blue

peed in the bed

whatchoo gon do

[Flash204813]

this is why waterbeds are great, vinyl matress. no need to get out of the warm bed to pee, just let it go. aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

just change the soaked sheets for a pefectly dry bed again, no soggy matress for days with a waterbed

[timpeters91]

Glad I am wearing diapers in the night ;)

[KBlack2595]

who does all this just to take a piss i just get up and run the bathroom and run back to bed

[TheAbsoluteWorld]

@KBlack2595 Making the decision is the hardest part

[RedneckGRITS45]

lol this is like every morning for me...

[XxEmo1997xX]

what fml??!

[RedneckGRITS45]

@XxEmo1997xX fml means fuck my life

[ItzJustJohn360]

Pee under the door. O_o xD

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@yanieboo2 awesome you drank a lot at bedtimes. then went back to sleep without pissing when u woke up bursting for a piss. bet you go like a horse when you finally get up.

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@yanieboo2 have you drank a lot at bedtimes then went back to sleep when u woke up wanting to piss?

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

@yanieboo2 awesome you hold it and go back to sleep without pissing too. realy cool!!! i got realy good at it. it gets easy to sleep with very full bladder after doing it enough times. usually have a lot of pop at night. and did not folks knowing how late i was up so would go to bed with very swollen bladder just about every night and sleep just fine. i drink a 2 liter bottle at night and go to bed without having pissed all evening.

[7777Mushroom]

@wrestlerstudmuffin can I drink your piss when u hafta go?

[Darawallah]

i just drink my piss..

- Man VS. Wild ftw <3

[Flaviu4jm]

What is this music from? XD

[wrestlerstudmuffin]

i just hold it and go back to sleep without pissing. i do that all the time. good at sleeping with a very full bladder.

[Ireneluvsfanfics]

lol I recognize this... but I don't put on all my clothes... the faster I go to pee the faster I'm back in my warm bed xD

[SuperNinjetteCheese]

Story. of. my. life.

[Shnumenstein]

Your videos are so stupid the way you talk to yourself as a form of narration. So unfunny.

[Adrianna020]

Yeah woodin floors r freezing in the morning

[valele]

i know how that feels nd everything... but do u really gotta put ur soccs on 2 use da bathroom???

[darrin42]

@valele Wooden floors are freezing in the mornings...trust me.

[LiLMissHinane]

I SO KNOW HOW THIS FEELS!

[sebasata]

porque no lo mostrasteee???

[weatherboi]

where's the bedpan when U need it?

[juanmora19910209]

What is that Majestic music I hear?

[mounsteres]

Just piss your bed! Makes it warmer!

[jcd16jr]

next time wear something you can use instead of getting up.....thing hard about it...how do babies do it?

[JoshHeartsJames]

Thanks for wasting 40 seconds of my life mandem.

I could've spent that masturbating, or smiting smaller creatures than me. Or something.

[hasher22]

thing is FML is for events that really happened....not some made up bullshit that you think the viewers might agree of laugh at......

[babylana70]

lol

[cuddlywcris]

cutie in a hoodie needs to pee lol

[amytband]

lol

[PopShowRiot]

lmfao thats just like me here at my roomates house.. they don't put the heat on too much.. The blankets are always so warm.. so I throw my hoodie on like I have right now and run to the washroom.. and most of the time its not in use so I can use it! Haha :p

[7777Mushroom]

@PopShowRiot hey can I drink your piss?

[TheCheerfullOne]

every sunday morning

[Missy13XoXo]

haha. every day

[XcarmenitaXroxxX]

hsahahah omg sooo true...then the seat is all cold :/

[sabhacker101]

every morning

[HairloungeNmore]

lol so true!

[cctps]

What's that music? Sounds so familiar!!

[meamjustme]

@cctps edbassmaster uses it

[grivderfx]

Yeah been there done that lol.

[MKL464]

wait.... I thought you would be naked again ! what a tease!!

[Jewelzz13]

oh my god. All the fucking time haha(:

[KillaChika1223]

STORY OF MY LIFE :O

[thatsoundsfun]

all.the.time.

[alyssaluzzyou]

Happens to me like every day.

[PaulSaysThings]

this happened to me two days ago.

[point5past]

slippers will help. or a well placed glass jar across the room and some careful aiming.

[AnssiArpiainen]

happens to me pretty often

[LizKS48]

This is why I have my very own bathroom. :D

[alwaystextback]

LOL

[KristenWicked]

who puts their socks on just to go to the bathroom...thats silly yo.

[oXWeirdoGurlXo]

i do LOL its alway cold in my house and when i need to pee i put on socks XD

[1MUNDLE]

ANOTHER GREAT ONE, i haaaaaaaaate when this happens lol

[Mariekesone]

Hahaha i can so share this feeling:-)

[hugmorehateless]

THIS IS MY LIFE

[JPSalamancaMusic]

Whenever I have to pee, Alwaystextback opens his mouth.

[MonHeartsYou]

he does that with you too? weird.

[bonafide16]

hahaha awesome (Y)

[cristinapham]

who does all that just to go pee???

[Gabbs5522]

lmao i can relate :P

[Samelevennn]

I HATE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! That happens to me almost every morning! I wake up like 30 minutes before my alarm goes off, all warm and snugglie in my bed, and I have to fucking piss so bad I can't even get comfortable. So I get the STRENGTH to get out of bed and get to my door, to open it and see someone in the damn bathroom already... so fucking pisssed.

[ElizaLuvsU94]

haha tweetdeck xD I have it too

[Giants732]

i just piss my pants, that keeps me warm too

[jswerdfiger]

@Giants732 ...for a while, lol.

[juanmora19910209]

@Giants732 truth :/

[soundlyawake]

Sorry, I had to use the bathroom before you.

To shave every strand of my body hair.

[Missnext595]

WOW

[8ballsix27]

@soundlyawake OMG i hate that. my bro and my dad do that. im like. how the fuck do you leave so many hairs.

[juanmora19910209]

@soundlyawake lies :/

[SukisBuddy]

I just bring my blanket, so it keeps warm until I get back to bed again

[stride7860]

that happens to me allthe time

[ClappingForChlamydia]

omg yes!!!!!!!!  fml every morning

[ert69]

ur tweetdeck scared me.. i thought it was mine.. lol

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

hahaha omg i'm in that situation right now xD

[PrettyAbigail]

I htought I was the only one lazy enough to feel that way

[KickRox1990]

UGGGHH i hate when this happens. COld ass floor!

Best so far. so true.

[StudioVibe]

This happened to me this morning D:

[MrsxEdwardCullen96]

Lol, this has happen to me before. Then you get back in bed, and it just isn't the same. :C

[Footballboy2696]

lol i dont have to pee at nite anymore its weird i used to but now i dont

[SillyLetters]

that is so true!

[MandaSaidWhat]

lol this is my every day routine....im laying here right now with my legs crossed holding it in.

[stlxprincess]

This happens to me EVERY morning. FML. FYL. FOL!

[tinasuckss]

judging from the comments i feel like i'm the only one that never has to pee as soon as they wake up :p

[BobbySoFamous]

@tinasuckss you just spent 8-10 hours without peeing, how can you not have to pee??

[AdamKaoru]

I've gone 33 hours without peeing before

[AdamKaoru]

I was on a school field trip and one of the teachers was always sitting outside the washroom I guess for safety reasons but it scared the hell out of me that he was sitting there and made me feel really uncomfortable, so I decided to not pee for the rest of the trip.... >_>

[tinasuckss]

you know what i meant..

[BobbySoFamous]

@tinasuckss fine. when i upload next week's dailyfml i'll do something making fun of you

[tinasuckss]

I'LL BE WAITING.

[cherilyndria]

SOML! story of my life

[heyheypachuco]

OMG I always have that problem...I hate having to pee when I wake up, but I don't wanna leave my bed. I'll debate with myself for like fifteen minutes on whether I should get up or not. XD

[Adelynthe]

he was getting warm lol

[Adelynthe]

EVERY MORNING!! Omg.. I hate that!! lol

[cycoG]

omg. STORY OF MY LIFE.

[pepermint26]

I neve get up for pee lol

[BobbySoFamous]

@pepermint26 you have a water bottle handy?

[pepermint26]

HAHAHAHAHA ok if it's morning there's no way I'll get up

but I never wake becase of this

[jkimisyellow]

Oh, i remember those days when I didn't have my own bathroom.

[BobbySoFamous]

@jkimisyellow showoff

[maudlin18]

LMFAO

who hasnt had this happen before ):

sucks when it does

especially because when you go back to bed it's cold again :I

[LikeSTokio]

I know that.

But when I need to .. I fight with myself for .. an hour .. but then I have to give up :(

[Dollface22772]

I feel your pain.

This is a daily occurrence in my house

[TheVlogginWookie]

lol

[maritzaade]

:))

I usually have to go to school, but I don't wanna get out of bed.

[iwnabonbrdway]

hahaha!