Noel Fielding vs Simon Amstell

[subby7866]

Is it just me or does Simon have a bit of crush on Noel

[XSVJak]

Simon's joke at 0:47 was pure genius...

[Clint945]

This video is Jam hot...

[jkmranderson]

Simon really had Noel's number with that glitter scissors comment

[Bellesabout]

Always loved TMB and now Noel even more... you can see that, all jokes aside, he doesn't appreciate the fact the tiny twerp in the middle has only one come back/ attempt at humour (being character assassination); and the "motorbike of jealousy" well and truly landed.. yay Noel!

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

Lol I love Noel Fielding but I can definitely see where Simon is coming from at 4:42

[numsergo]

how did we get to talking about immigration on this video? not even related to this video smh..

[WillHapgood2]

@nwdle1 no you're not a racist, you're just a cunt.

[nwdle1]

@WillHapgood2 shut up you fuckin worm

[MsMyChemicalBlink182]

Motorbike made of jealousy XD

[evieshootszombies]

Simon and Noel are the BEST! I can watch them over and over and never get bored ;D

[Tenjamin92]

4:31 - I'm gunna watch :)

[EmmaLouiseRata]

i miss simon <3

[AnythingDark]

what is the name of the woman to the right of noel at 5:08?

[SuperGraffic]

@AnythingDark Kristen Schaal

[jamescoole]

His "authentic punk dance" is the greatest thing in the world.

[sporesports]

what season and episode was it when noel was wearing the cowboy and a leparod print coat?

[massivesausage]

Noel your team has scored 6 points.... were jam hot.... your team has scored 5 points.

[Kentsuruki]

Whos that other Girl next to Noel Fielding?!?!?

[rabbittraps]

@Kentsuruki ..its kristen schaal, from flight of the conchords. very funny girl.

[SuperGraffic]

Simon Amstell deserves a knighthood for that. "Motorbike made of jealousy" HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD thats hilarious. What a great come back. I'm dying of laughter inside hahahahahahaha

[nwdle1]

@SuperGraffic ye but it was actually noel fielding that came back with "motorbike made of jealousy"

[SuperGraffic]

@nwdle1 yes and noel fielding is about as funny as a dead dog.

[nwdle1]

@SuperGraffic you just contradicted yourself you fuckin mongaloid, your not from this country are you, fuckin immergrants

[nootkpr]

@nwdle1 sarcasm mate. *Immigrants, not immergrants, how do you know he isn't watching this from elsewhere, and finally, that's rather racist in the first place. Nobody likes a racist.

[nwdle1]

@nootkpr im not racist, i like zebras, plus its only raceism if im discriminating against a race which im not, im having a go at immigrants thats called being patriotic, and ye go correct me on my spelling, if you want i got an essay here you can mark for me aswell, u fuckin bellend, 

[nootkpr]

@nwdle1 look at the bigger picture, we need immigrants. They do jobs that a lot of people don't want to. Also, (if you live in Britain) we need more workers to pay for the increasing amount of old ppl

[nwdle1]

@nootkpr oh dont give me that shit! theres plenty of british citizens to do any job that needs doing we dont "need" immigrants at all, theres thousands of british people out of work because of immigrants, "we need immigrants" haha fuck off

[SubsEMS]

@nwdle1 The 'citizens' who sit at home spending their time complaining about jobs being taken and claiming benefits whilst people from other countries are taking an opportunity to help out the country? Makes sense...

What makes it even funnier is that there's none-British citizens that seems to be able to type in English a lot better than you...

[nwdle1]

@SubsEMS oh ere we go, another tutorial on my spelling, you can understand wa im saying ye? ye so shut the fuck up, haha "help out the country" everybodys init for them selfes mate, im no mp but i think in britain, british citizens should have priority, but no we got fuckin immigrents floating over ere on theyre banana boats taking our jobs, causing more crime than our country has ever seen then cruising away on a fuckin yacht, btw im not racist, just feel my countrys lettin us down

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

@SubsEMS Hahaa Agreed

[quayle99]

@SuperGraffic hahahahahaha dead dogs are hilarious

[ErgoProxyHeartz]

We're Jam Hot lol

[SuperGraffic]

@ErgoProxyHeartz LOLOLOLOLOLO Oh my God Noel Fielding is just so funny!! What a guy!

[Frequency404]

When Noel turns his head sideways he looks like the moon.

[SoadxWomen]

Noel can dance for me anytime! lol 

[AlxMway]

What's the song at 3:15? I know it but I forgot the name!! It's bugging me!!

[milnerplease]

@AlxMway Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK

[rabbittraps]

@AlxMway... anarchy in the u.k. by the sex pistols.

[MicukoFelton]

Sheesh, the chemistry between them. xD Epic. <3

[PsyIn2D]

It would be awesome to have more moments like this. I miss Simon Amstell. He was such a kick ass presenter.

[NerdyyBitchh]

@PsyIn2D Mark Lemar was much better :P

[clint772]

@PsyIn2D his not a nice person!!! but funny

[esfandior]

"noooo, with a motorbike made of jealousy" lmao

[AiMuiNoodle]

you'll never know fielding

[jspesh]

Noel Fielding is a twat.

[OBJ2K9]

with a pair of scissors made of glitter?

[ukstevey]

simon anstell smuggest man on tv

[RedactedCat]

We're Jam Hot

[knightvamp2000]

OMG its a young Jon English!!!

[merielc1]

Kristen Schaal

[PyjamaBoy93]

Who is the girl sitting next to noel on the "moterbike made of jealousy" scene?

[merielc1]

@PyjamaBoy93 Kristen Schaal

[ChainsawVsGod]

Fielding must be one of the most hideous, bizarre looking people I have ever seen.

[AreYuuDizzy]

Is that how is works is it? 'a papier mache hat filled with childrens dreams? an orange with the circumference of a jumper? a one pawed jackel with butter eyelashes? AHHHH I love this game

[MrHopeTelevision]

fvuck this crap show, get off my recommended list

[HELLHamster16]

@MrHopeTelevision suck my dick cunt

[IamTheWillrus]

@MrHopeTelevision Get the fuck off this video you little shit.

[MrHopeTelevision]

@IamTheWillrus mind your own business you silly retard. owned

[IamTheWillrus]

@MrHopeTelevision Mind my own business? You're the one who watched this video you scummy inbred cunt. DUHHHH HURRRR OWNED. You're the retard here kid

[panicatthediscoFTW]

@MrHopeTelevision :O :'( never mind the buzzcocks is amazing :D noel fielding is an absolute babbbeee <3

[obglobgablob]

Who is that American chick? She's adorable.

[cocaobean]

@obglobgablob kirsten schaal

[SeventhEve]

@obglobgablob Kristen Schaal.

[obglobgablob]

@SeventhEve

Someone already told me. But thanks for the reply, anyway.

[malkeyor4]

@obglobgablob I think your referring to Kristen Schaal, she was in the Flight of the Conchords TV show



[astroboirap]

@obglobgablob shes in flight of the conchords, i agree 100%

[PandaoftheBamboo]

I love noel, but it's kind of awesome and refreshing to see simon call him out... and of course noel finds the perfect comeback eventually. They're both brilliant :)

[FabulousKilljoy5]

HIPPOPOTMUS AND JUGGLING!

Simon is amazing :) 

[e7l13]

Was that roy the sfg singer?

[Samsmilify]

what does noel say at 0:56

[ItsMyLife154]

@Samsmilify I think its "who's going to earn the most when we all die? not you..." :L

[Lolzanna1]

I luv Noel fealding

[RoCcHiCk01]

'Or kill me and make it look like suicide'

Haha the way he puts his pen in his mouth after!

[18BlueGreen]

Oh actually never mind. Just realised it's in the description

[18BlueGreen]

Sorry but what season is this? And if you can be bothered telling me what episodes?

[Jakeschoonz]

i want a motorbike made of jealousy, itd be fun...

[imyumi]

Noel was pissed when that douche started ripping on his humour. what a pretentious little prick

[UnitedKingdomify]

@imyumi That was Amstell's job as host of Buzzcocks. Carrying on the tradition from Mark Lamarr. I miss that kinda Buzzcocks. =( The guest host thing's shit IMO.

[imyumi]

@UnitedKingdomify After watching most of the season, I realized you were quite correct. I live in Aus, so we don't get any good television >:/

[thefinewino]

I think Noel's tweeted about them being friends in some way, I don't think they're legitimately angry at each other as much as they are just having fun picking on each other.

[Typhlosio7V]

Noel in the middle of that dance had me in stitches xD

[AlwaysYourRose]

'Motorbike made of jealousy' - one of the funniest motherfucking things I have ever heard. <3

[poodlechews]

Noels a pretty lady. I would.

[LemonZeppelin]

I'm old greg

[richarddaniel777]

Noel looks so baked in the black t-shirt clips.

[TheKidninja]

wow 4:35 is incredible

[redblueslady]

Is he gay? I dont mind if he is, just wanna know should I like him too much or not :P.

[Locofoco88]

@redblueslady

he's not ;) 

[nickowen56]

@redblueslady Simon Amstell is, Noel from what I know isn't, he has a girlfriend, i'm not wiping out the possibility of bisexuality though haha.

[JonathanBones]

"It's alright, we're filming it".

That told the cunt.

[turkeystreettom]

who's the guy at 3:11, i love that episode, one better, what episode it it?

[rachelishot0]

Noel should be my wife.

[JPorterUK]

Noel used to be on sooo many drugs haha

[SaWaLeYa]

That Courtney Love suicide joke was fucking hilarious

[LukeRegWebster]

@SaWaLeYa it was ye, but its incorrect :)

[SaWaLeYa]

@LukeRegWebster Who knows?...

[LukeRegWebster]

@SaWaLeYa Me

[AmpharosAdamHGSS]

@SaWaLeYa It's not a "Courtney Love" suicide joke, It's a Kurt Cobain suicide joke

[jackcoles94]

@AmpharosAdamHGSS prick

[BledsoeBluvd]

@AmpharosAdamHGSS you win

[yateslucy]

My mum's a supply teacher.... I love Noel X D

[hazelnutt15]

"I'm gonna cut your pillow up"

"With what? A pair of scissors made of glitter?"

"No, a motorbike made of jelousy"

xD I love Noel Fielding <3

[pudgetasticness]

Noel is so fucking Simon...

[marcusleonswadling]

Naww poor Noel, look at his face at 5:02 Simon had stepped the line, and poor Noel didn't know how to react or what to say, he looked embarrassed, feel sorry for him lol.

[michelle88960]

@marcusleonswadling

maybe. but he came back with a classic line.

[StrOcc]

"don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow."

[JoeSingsBadly]

Amstell was by far the best host.

[antarctica7]

what does noel fielding say at 0:57?

[TheFallenPersona]

@antarctica7 "Who's going to have the most when we all die? Not you..."

[antarctica7]

@TheFallenPersona thank you!

[DazTora]

Best of friend's.

[topbluffa1]

please get Phil off of this show he is terrible.

[lonelyislandfan14]

3:06-3:22

I literally LOL'd.

I love Noel.

3

[XoThisIsMyLastResort]

nearly cried of laughter watching that

[funkymugs]

Who's the guy beside noel when he makes the motorbike made of jealousy comment?

[jasonholden]

@funkymugs Richard Fleeshman

[o0matthowarth0o]

Simon needs to come back and make some more love/cobain jokes

[welshchicklovsmya]

i dont know wht side im on i lov them both

[DBZdrawing]

I swear on the way into the studio mandatory lines of coke are presented to the panel xD

[shimmertone]

I'm on Simons side.

[vasp99]

I'm on Noel's side .

[zahinster]

4.32 best bit by far

[8431123]

The Mark Lamarr days were so much better

[TheSelfishnasty]

The Simon Amstell days were so much better

[MyUsernameIsMikee]

Amstell reminds me of Jesse Eisenberg sometimes, looks wise.

[xVancha]

I've seen the bit between 4:50 - 5:20 a few times, and it's always felt really awkward to me. Comedians are typically bulletproof, but it sort of feels like Simon's stepped on the vein of Noel's humour a little too precisely, until Noel figures out the deflection by making fun of his own humour with the motorbike line.

[Cardien18]

@xVancha yeaaah i noticed that. It's hard to come up with a come back when someone makes a personal dig at you (><) but he pulled it off

[gfrantic87]

@xVancha agreed. Noel looks genuinely embarrassed/insulted there.

[mchandler2112]

Who's the girl with the short curly hair? I've seen her in several things, but for some reason I've never found out her name.

[JoviAlways98]

@mchandler2112 Her name's Kristen Schaal. She's amazing, I love her :]

[welshchicklovsmya]

i think he stoped presentin it even though he was the best I WANT HIM BACK !!

[fujikokun]

i miss simon amstell...where is heeeeeeee

[welshchicklovsmya]

0:43

[welshchicklovsmya]

i want simon as my suply teacher 2:45 but if he was i would littuarly scream I LOV U SIMON

xx

[chodiestchode]

@welshchicklovsmya What is a supply teacher?

[MyUsernameIsMikee]

@chodiestchode Are You joking or from America or something?

its hard to tell through comments..

But if your serious a supply teacher is a stand in teacher,a substitute..

[chodiestchode]

@MyUsernameIsMikee I am in fact from America. I didn't know because we call them substitute teachers. Up until I started watching this show online, I thought thats what everyone called them.

[JubBacon]

A motorbike made of jealousy. Genius.

[SuperDriver85]

i hate fielding. unfunniest guy on the telly. typical BBC comedian.

[93seanwalker]

...OR KILL ME AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE..

[Michaelinchen]

Is it just me or does anyone else think Noel's sometimes flirting a bit? Maybe it's just my imagination,.. but it kind of looks like he is. :D

[Kelteona]

@Michaelinchen I guess he may do nothing and still look like he's flirting ;)

[AndrewJerkins]

@Kelteona It is flirting no doubt, he's bisexual, simons gay, they're both in the same scene.

[korisx]

@AndrewJerkins Simon's gay? Intriguing ;)

[ausdude77]

@Michaelinchen A lot of british comedies do jokes like that because they are confident enough in their sexuality

[EpicWinningFaceGirl]

That's Like a child dizzy on lemonade! Lol. I love their humor

[AiMuiNoodle]

love the way noel had the immigrant song : )

[styops]

Fielding's brilliant. They both are.

[tomazat]

am ol' gregg

[quosmo1]

i hate that fag

the both of them!

[bustercharl777]

@quosmo1

Sounds like someone is jealous of them! HAHAHAHA!

[quosmo1]

@quosmo1 too many negative comments! i win! lol :) thats even harder to do than being the most thumbed up!

fags.

[MrDougiemo]

@quosmo1 and yet you wasted your time clicking on this video and telling us? you must lead an exciting life

[quosmo1]

@MrDougiemo .. and yet you bothered writing that too, which is more exciting ?

[MrDougiemo]

@quosmo1 The difference is - I like these people and this video. You are just some sad act, deliberately watching stuff you don't like.

[quosmo1]

@MrDougiemo that could be the case ... or i could just be looking for a dipshit like you to troll for a while :)

[MrDougiemo]

@quosmo1 Both are mutually exclusive, "dipshit".

[quosmo1]

@MrDougiemo yeah, i know you wanna get mutual and exclusive with the fag boys in the vid ... we all know that! but whats your point ?

[MrDougiemo]

@quosmo1 Are you 12? We're done here. I would rather not be done for paedophilia, being associated with a minor like you.

[quosmo1]

@MrDougiemo geeze, and i thought being a fag and being a paedophile were two different things! wow. i stand corrected then.

are all pedos gay ? or are all gay's pedos? i wonder.

[MadOldPete]

@MrDougiemo we all know that guy's a 12-year-old with severe nerd rage, but of course they're not mutually exclusive. how could they be?

[MrDougiemo]

@MadOldPete What?

[MadOldPete]

@MrDougiemo um, I assume you know what "mutually exclusive" means ...

[MrDougiemo]

@MadOldPete I do. I don't understand what you're asking me though?