Tool- Die Eier Von Satan with lyrics/translation

[MrPureMayhem]

ok, youre my new favorite youtuber

[TheAdam1409]

you all realize its a pot brownie recipe right

[efcboy]

@TheAdam1409 How is it with no pot?

[TheAdam1409]

@efcboy no clue

[PECHPIELORD]

UND KEINE EIER !!!!!

[RETARDlCON]

This is the most deceiving song if you don't speak German.

[Exterlite]

Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim... lawl

[DerArzzt]

I'm german "and yes this is what he is actually saying"!

You made many mistakes. For example its called "gemahlene Nüsse" and not "gremahlene nlsse". But i think in America you don't really have ä,ü and ö right? ;)

I have to taste it, nothing else to say!

[chubbyau01]

fuck off! really? r u serious?

[Darkvampeh111]

This song is epicly awesome yet its about pot cookies hash is pot.

[rainethesage]

Tool: because nothing says "Nazi Rally" quite like a german hash-cookie recipe. :D

[TheAdam1409]

@rainethesage they arnt nazi or racist

[TheAndrewj96]

The first few seconds of this sounds kind of like Korn (Who, by the way, sucks ass compared to Tool).

[midnightsuicider]

@TheAndrewj96 People always have the necesity to compare something to some other ting, and not only decide which is better, but to put down the other. Korn desserves respect as well.

[henster904]

The Dislike bar is just as big as Justin Beibers penis.

[zamzummimm]

@henster904 ...and you know this how?

[Deathunknoan]

To bad the song in my mind would be so much cooler if it was what it sounded like ( a speech to war)

[Cinj216]

I guess you could say...these cookies...

*puts on sunglasses*

are NOT a lie

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Yeah, that was pretty bad, wasn't it?

[bareakon]

The recipe actually needs eggs, though.

[caryandgina]

When he says "Und keine eier," it gives me goosebumps and makes me shiver :) German is such a sexy and powerful language, and Maynard says it so well. I love this song :)

[nicolasenemyslayer]

@caryandgina its not Maynard.....this song is performed by Marco Fox the bass player of ZAUM i think...

[JarnBjorn72]

I remember back before Aenima was released, Rolling Stone did an article on the album, and it read that this song was the recipe for Mexican wedding cookies read in german. I laughed my ass off because of how ironic it was that this dark, evil sounding track was something so simple!

[PrisonTaco]

i played this in my car and scared my girlfriend. xD

[ArmenianSnipe13]

It's eggs, not balls. This recipe actually works. If any of you ever have the time you should try it. :P

[Fma0998]

Eier is Eggs in German.

[frostiethewicked]

@Fma0998 Eier is both eggs and balls, in the title it's the balls of satan, in the recipe it is eggs it's a word play with german words

[33ninjas]

AND NO EGGS!! ( cheers )

[BryWave]

yummy, satans balls sound delicious, I would put x-tra Turkish Hash instead of powder sugar though

[PureSkimf]

& Und Keine Eier..

[TheSecularMonk]

is Maynard James Keenan singing in German?

[BigBoomSkaters]

@TheSecularMonk no he got one of his buddies to do it for him tis is just ear candy :)

[TheSecularMonk]

@BigBoomSkaters i agree. i love how the German language sounds regardless of they are saying

[BigBoomSkaters]

@TheSecularMonk right? lol its the most intimidating language lol i had my friends listen to this and they thought it was a nazi chant of some sort and i showed them the lyrics and they all felt like douche bags b/c of it being a cookie recipe :D

[TheSecularMonk]

@BigBoomSkaters yeah im sure thats what Maynard and his German friend had in mind when they came up with the idea of this song. to make it sound scary and "nazi like" and with a title like "the balls of satan" to make people think its going to be something horrible when its just a harmless cookie recipe, and when they realize this they end up feeling like "douche bags". haha fucking genius! isn't it?

[JokerJohnJoker]

UND KEINE EIER!!!!!!!!!!

[klomjon]

Tool is so awsome they dont give a fuck what their lyrics are?! WHAT NOW WORLD! EAT THAT RECIPIE

[TrippinInaBox]

hehe satan's balls...

[foreverisalie713]

Has anyone made these yet? I would love to try some.

[robpavi1]

i love COOKIES

[Falplax]

']['{[]}{[]}[[_ Is so AWESOME!!!

[MoreMomoJose]

Only Tool..Only Tool =)

[JayahnWard666]

Und kiene eier

[mayhemareinsane]

yummy

[Raynecolwell]

im gonna make that,,,lol

[drewfilms123]

i love this!!!

[Aveszedelem]

ddYmdLeIAcw -- LOL

[Roadrager722]

...und keine eire!

[Aveszedelem]

You putted up exactly that song of my favorite band, as you'd guessed, I've moved to Germany just this week... Haarsträubend!