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TALI TALI TALI TALI TALI TALI TALI TALI

Norajustlove 3 days ago

i love you man :) +1

TheDarckma 5 days ago

LOLOL

OculusDraconis 1 week ago

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Tali: "I have to make it clear... what I'm... Feeling."

*Shepard takes off mask*

Shepard: (ಠ_ಠ)

*Shepard puts mask back on*

Shepard: "Maybe another time... I should go"

allyofthemaster 2 weeks ago

I hope they will show her face in ME3. THEY HAVE TO!

SeverinMk 2 weeks ago 2

DAY 674.

It's cold out side. Memories from my other life seem like foggy dreams now.

Alone, affraid, outnumbered, outgunned, out of my mind I am still searching for bad79ass' comment.

matoro2009 3 weeks ago 6

@matoro2009

February 21st, 2012

Dear diary,

As of yet, people haven't learned how to press CTRL + F to search for comments, although I'm quite sure they're only joking.

But what gets me is when they say they've been searching for a comment before it even existed, leading me to believe they can travel through time.

I know, diary. I should not get so worked up. It makes me look stupid. What's that? Oh yes, please. I'd love another biscuit, diary. You're my best friend, diary!

*forever alone*

flensdude 2 days ago

@flensdude

DAY 732

Today I came across a freelancer. He dared to challange me for the low water suplies i had. As ever i fought bravely and against all odds i managed to survive.

I have learned an important lesson.

IT IS IMPERIOUS FOR YT TO MAKE A SARCASM FONT.

SGT Johnson signing out!

matoro2009 1 day ago

@matoro2009

February the 21st, 2012

Dear diary,

This is my second entry today. I came across yet another one of those fake entries of a journal, but this one was different.

As I read, I felt that the mind of the person writing was very much alike mine. His name was Johnson, a sergeant, though I do not know in what army. Perhaps he's a policeman?

Anyway, he spoke of YouTube getting a sarcasm font. At that moment, I felt as if he understood me. As if he knew me.

What? No, I'm not in love, diary!

flensdude 1 day ago

gutsman!

Warrior7662 3 weeks ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

XtremeOCer 4 weeks ago

*Shephard takes off mask*

Shephard: ... I gotta go help Garrus with some calibrations.

iHeartNades 1 month ago 3

GUTSMAN! You crafty son of a bitch!

VicTorRific 1 month ago

HIJO DE PERRA ME ASUSTASTES

kaichoukev 1 month ago

The end is near

Zlarel 1 month ago

uhhhhh no

TheLotharx 1 month ago

Shepard is in for some serious butt kissing :D

chanelMAN23 1 month ago

shepard takes off talis helmet

Shepard: your face, goddammit

chanelMAN23 1 month ago

What the f••k! I thought tali fans were supposed to make a tribute.. Like this.

"Tali's face: it MUST be bloody beautiful!"

And the first time I did her. I accidentally pressed X witch made me skip it!

carbine5130 1 month ago

...i thought it was funny

SUBJECTx0 2 months ago 3

@SUBJECTx0 i know right

deadhelldog 1 month ago

Shepards getting alien ads

ctmkcook 2 months ago

I didn`t see a face Just sheperd getting laids

blackeroni 2 months ago

is it just me or is Tali's hips really big

link30222 3 months ago

@link30222

I like her hips!

kndknb 3 months ago

@link30222 dont u love it

executioneer7676 2 months ago

This actually made me laugh.

HardcoreVodkaGuy 3 months ago

DA DA

thefaulkness 4 months ago

Rauzaruke used Troll!

It's super effective!

SlaveToWar 4 months ago

Ok...It was funny, Now find a new joke Internet

Shuffles91 5 months ago

Lol!

SlothDemonification 5 months ago

This seriously needs to be a fad. XD

Modnar2011 5 months ago

Jack ass

Defchnge 5 months ago

This has been flagged as spam show

your a fag cock juggiling fucktard is what you are fagit

bad79ass 5 months ago

@bad79ass

I see you are a fine gentleman and scholar.

Rauzaruke 5 months ago 62

@Rauzaruke HAHHAHAHHAHA nice troll counter..will keep that in mind.

cyclopsdias 3 months ago

@Rauzaruke Lol

Malyon98 1 month ago

@bad79ass YOU SIR ARE A BLIGHT! I BLIGHT I SAY!

Manslayer468 5 months ago

@Manslayer468 fuck off

bad79ass 5 months ago

@bad79ass nice original, creative, and overall smart response

Manslayer468 5 months ago

@Manslayer468 i know and FUCK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU COCK SUCKING FUCKTARD ASS HOLE LICKER PEICE OF SHIT NIGGER GO BACK HOME TO AFRICA YOU PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT NIGGER COCK JUGGILING FUCKTARD YOU FAGIT WANTS TO SUCK ALL DICK IN THE UNIVERS YOU BLACK NIGER GO DIE IN A FIRE WITH ALL OF YOUR BLACK FREIND YOU FAGGIT

bad79ass 5 months ago

@bad79ass trollololo umad bra?

Manslayer468 5 months ago

@bad79ass btw i am not black, so double fail on you

Manslayer468 5 months ago

today i was at a baby shower, yeah ikr? but yeah anyways there was this chick there and she sounded EXACTLY like tali!

JAD3DJ3NIS3XD 5 months ago

I seriously dont get the joke. Is her face someone's ass? WTF?

mactavishc 6 months ago

@mactavishc Quarians have to wear full bodied suits or they die.

They can not take off their masks and reveal their face unless in a highly cleansed and quarantined room.

The joke is that every one wants to see tali's face, the quarian lady in this video, but they never show her face in the game, let alone, any quarians face.

So everyone keeps making dumb videos of tali's face, like they'll photoshop robin williams or jimmy durango' face over the facial visor of the mask itself.

unionofonion 5 months ago

Tali's voice is so beautiful.

admtm24 6 months ago

Tali: i have to make it clear what im what im...

*Shepard takes off mask*

Jack nicholson: HERE'S JOHNNY! >:D

Shepard: D:

shadowhunter258 6 months ago 17

i think it would have been funnier with someone else from the game

shadowhunter258 6 months ago

Damn you... you... you DOUBLE NIGGER

zosolespaul1 6 months ago

@zosolespaul1 WHOAH i hope your black

shadowhunter258 6 months ago

i was expecting this: /watch?v=p_JFIS0ga5o&feature=related

sexhaie 6 months ago

This totally needed a Renegade interrupt. "And I'm talking too much and-" /donkey punch

Kayriel 6 months ago

damn cartoons will rule the world

outcast1298 6 months ago

What the Fuck!?

MGimoro 6 months ago

HA!

PwnyMcDonson 6 months ago

Tali's so cute :)

bunnyzombification 6 months ago

That was just simply amazing

Shiftynine84 6 months ago

What a kiss-ass.

*Whackity schmackity doooooooo*

Csp499 6 months ago

LOLOL

CoreyOnPS3 6 months ago

Ohhhh yeah. Hot Alien-on-human sex! Mmmmmm-diggidy

SuperNumber777 7 months ago

Hahaha.

This video is another one of those rare signs of that humanity has a bright future.

Jouwl 7 months ago

show her face in mass effect 3

Huscarlavery 7 months ago

Chek my Mass Effect Video :)

/watch?v=NHui0FxOB-o

Wrex0 7 months ago

@psteele89 and @ChucklesHDproduction I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH IS BETTER! THAT I'LL BE FUCKING A PREGNANT ALIEN CHICK, OR THAT WREX IS STILL ALIVE!

gigadickwads 7 months ago

Hahahaha

FluffyChocobo 7 months ago

GUTSMANS ASS

Sunrider84 7 months ago

-Shepard thinking-

Oh shut up Tali and let me bang you.

-Tali takes off mask-

-Shepard thinking again-

Oh SHIT why didn't you bring the music when you fucking look like this!!! I'll remember this next time I try to bang a quarian!

Only1Dublin 7 months ago

Gutsman ASS!!!! Ayyyeee!

halo3boy1 7 months ago

dat ass

2muchwatching 7 months ago

The new definition of kiss my ass.

Yonamme 7 months ago

GUTS MAN

DragonBoy425 8 months ago

Man.

I was hoping you would do this, and you did.

Today was a good day.

MrRunindry 8 months ago

Got Dang I love you, Tiller.

chewblaha 8 months ago

i actually found this hilarious

jaggstang 8 months ago

Yes, but where does Cutman fit into this scene?

BiologicalClock 8 months ago

*shepard takes off mask and see's face*

...... I should go....

jackwoopadup 8 months ago 38

quite possibly the greatest thing ever

ZombieFetusFaceERROR 8 months ago

FUCK!!!!!!

ZBone12 8 months ago

Shepard: So uhh, where do I put this thing?

arjdizzle 9 months ago

Three fingers WOOT! epic hand job XD.

WhiteWorgenCorp 9 months ago

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Shepard: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

Tali: "What??"

Shepard: "Nothing"

-takes off mask-

-wakes up next moring-

Tali: -has mask on already-"Last night was amazing..."

Shepard: "God damn it! I don't remember anything!"

kcc1396 9 months ago

u mother fuckerrssss lmfao but i liked it! :)

hectorpena1 9 months ago

Fuck you.

zenai1334 9 months ago 36

@zenai1334

You're welcome. :D

Rauzaruke 9 months ago 66

@Rauzaruke OH MY GOD! I haven't had such a shocklaugh in years. I literally laughed out loud.

TheScaryDo0r 8 months ago

Takes off mask

RAWR IM A TREX!

killallianceftw 10 months ago

I'm Commander Shepard, and... I should go...

MrShooter16 10 months ago 9

0:55 WTF ?!

MrAleMalpa 10 months ago

@MrAleMalpa Dude, it's megaman. heesh

TheCellarDweller123 9 months ago

Shepard: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

Tali: "What??"

Shepard: "Nothing"

-takes off mask-

-wakes up next moring-

Tali: -has mask on already-"Last night was amazing..."

Shepard: "God damn it! I don't remember anything!"

AwesomeOxtheExploder 10 months ago 4

Good one xD

anotherfilipinogirl 10 months ago

I do believe i shat myself.. and it's floating around in zero gravity.

TheAirborneCommando 10 months ago

Now that scared the shit out of me!

nanarocxie 10 months ago

*Tali takes off mask*

-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL-

Shepard: OMG WTF GET OUT

EmbrunFalcon91 10 months ago

I should go.

thisismyname1920 11 months ago

Now I've got your power!

Wyldephang 11 months ago

It's Gutsman!

Zergblender 11 months ago

sexual encounters of the 3rd kind

thebravefrenchi 11 months ago 2

HOLY MOTHAAAA OF.....

?

whats tis?

TheUnknownD 11 months ago

DANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cryedwolf 11 months ago

so they had anal or oral sex that night?

chidori901 11 months ago

@chidori901 good question XD

gmodzombieteam 9 months ago

wut

lastride29 11 months ago

So in other words, he made out with an ass?

HeavenlyDevil16 11 months ago

DANAAAA

Corzoko 11 months ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

ROFL!

DarkAtHearts 11 months ago

i just wonder, what if she was fugly and now shes raping him... omagawd

xGKxaliasxMex 1 year ago

WTF!?!?!?(I filled this space to the max but then wouldn't let me post)

animorphs135 1 year ago

FUKIN' BACKSTABBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

90Anirudh 1 year ago

Look's like Shepard tossed her salad.

Dmasterman 1 year ago

Tali: what im... what im*takes of mask*...feeling

Shepard:I should go

bikerboy616 1 year ago 3

I am in awe of you amazing genius. That was beautiful, and if the laws of nature allowed it, i would bear your children.

ZeonicL 1 year ago

hahahaha

johngalt85 1 year ago

Tali: What I'm... What I'm....

*shepard takes off mask*

Shephard: WREX ??!

Wrex: Shepard.

ChucklesHDproduction 1 year ago 280

@ChucklesHDproduction Hah!

TheFree33333 11 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction That was my favorite theory.

MetulManiac 11 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction lol

luisdeleon17 10 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction ´that made me laugh so hard :D

SlipknotFanize 9 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction april fool!!!XD

mansoor619 9 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction Shepards favourite words: i got to go!

Xyros11 8 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction Wrex isn't part of shephards team anymore he is a krogan leader I think you mean grunt

Furtego 7 months ago

@Furtego eehm, no.

ChucklesHDproduction 7 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction You should make a youtube vid about that! Send me the link if you do!

orange24ist 6 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction Don't ya think that grunt would be more epic, with the nod and all that? =D

6969Lillamyy 5 months ago

@ChucklesHDproduction Im glad I'm a kootra fan LOLOLOL!!!

IITheHistorianII 5 months ago

IT'S GUTSMAN!

cbrhawk1 1 year ago 4

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite face.

foamzim 1 year ago

Ah yes, "Tali's Face". We have dismissed that claim.

modreap 1 year ago 4

This has been flagged as spam show

you talk too much...

now, suck my cock!

connorrehanfeaglasgo 1 year ago

LMAO i'm not gonna lie, this made me laugh

Theghot791 1 year ago

Tali just do it you talk to much

RidRave 1 year ago

I Like it ;]

ViktoriaLifeFly 1 year ago

Shepard: I should go...

muhaaaxp 1 year ago

C´mon!!!! will anyone here show her face?????

RiaUsuma235 1 year ago

@RiaUsuma235 they would, but the only way to see it is a big in mass effect 2, but you dont see the face itself but the textures the developers put under the helmet

stahlfogel 1 year ago

@stahlfogel ok... cause while i played i couldn´t see it. does anyone know will Tali be in Mass Effect 3?

RiaUsuma235 1 year ago

@RiaUsuma235 i´m quite shure she will. Bioware-guys are good guys. They won´t mess it up. I think one of their final revealations will be her face

stahlfogel 1 year ago

@stahlfogel well assuming she lived in your playthrough

TheZorseWhisperer 1 year ago

@TheZorseWhisperer ´course. all my ones survived

stahlfogel 1 year ago

iit would have been a lot more funny if you put the face of a predator from the "alien vs predator" series

kununity 1 year ago

iit would have been a lot more funny if you put the face of a predator from the "alien vs predator" series

kununity 1 year ago

And I thought that meme was dead, lol.

hammerstar55 1 year ago

i laughed my ass off when i saw this!

nochillarickroller 1 year ago

tf2 heavy: kiss me

maggie2941 1 year ago

MindFuck!

LastODSTStanding 1 year ago

ahahaha xD

hhrulez18 1 year ago

wow, male Shepard's voice is...monotone....

MikiSuzaki 1 year ago

LOL

Otissor 1 year ago

They should reveal her looks in ME3

AarlandSun 1 year ago

@Zay0n LOL

ProxySpam 1 year ago

Heavy risk.......

Rave7557 1 year ago

-.-

i thought this video would be worth something. i am wrong. This could've been possible, with camera bugging. in halo, masterchief could be bugged to see him watch him take off his helm. but it didn't work, as only another helmet remains. anyway. it would still be funny.

ronaldli5 1 year ago