I stopped childhood obesity, cholera and arson this weekend. What did you do?

[Tomacomo]

maddox, u need to write more posts on ur website again! wtf is wrong with u?!

[Taraalcar]

I remember this campaign. It was dumb then and its dumb now.

[HaZardKabre]

Jack Link's jerky is fucking win.

[Layoffthechesthair]

couldnt have put it better myself. no way

[mylongrake]

Remember that part where the typed words were in the video? Yeah? Well, imagine those words accompanied by elevator music! Hilarious, right?! No? Well, it was funny in my mind.

[Macabresque]

Hahahaha I'm so subscribed to this.

[malinko35]

I don't think I'm ready to start bowling.

[FrisianDude]

It probably isn't possible to find worse music to accompany any video.

[gmazin]

The fact that there are little thumbs up icons next to the suggestions/pledges makes this whole video

[reinforcedpenisstem]

I'll think about making that pledge... Maybe I'll beat some invalids to death with a 40's style telephone.

[MrGorydragon]

Try bowling instead of beating kids.

[SSJkiller]

Maddox would make an incredible world leader. He just needs a slightly better sense of empathy...

[divinegod102]

@SSJkiller Empathy is for women and unmanly son o' beaches.

[cyberwaffles]

@SSJkiller who said he could lead? just because he's articulate and funny?

[TheFlammableGas]

I fucking love chicken nuggets...

[1451tyler]

Almost a year ago to the day, we did it!

[manineedasnowcone]

I like trains.

[rooklightfeather]

But but but.... I like my babies shaken not stirred! bah....

[MikeBsMovies]

The worst part is that this profile picture campaign started as a joke.

[blinkehhh]

hahhaha oh man thts fucking classic :D

[budperson]

You're the best person in the world.

You're better than me.

[PrideObviously]

fixing the world, one symptom at a time

[DavorMATF]

You sir, are my personal god!



[qone1200]

LOL

[TheBedopear]

I was the chex mix.

[spiderpiggy101]

id put up a picture of a vagina and boobies lol

[RealH0rr0rsh0w]

This music reminds me of Super Mario World.

[XSFlanger]

@RealH0rr0rsh0w

Reminds me mall from Postal 2 :)

[AndrosForever]

I now beat 3 less kids a day, thanks to your ad!

[JayBird628]

Change your pic to a ninja if you want to stop ninja rape squads

[HeyItsNecro]

Try bowling instead of beating kids.

LOOOOOOOOL.

[halflifemasta]

so much reverb in the music aaaa

[ProperBodged]

ROFL... i remember this on the website, I've only just decided to comment on it.

[InfiniteRhombus]

wow its like im really stuck in goddamn 2003

[21stCenturyBoxProduc]

Maddox is awesome. We should all change our avatars to a picture of Maddox. Then we can become Maddox. Yay for logic!

[hollidaysrain]

HAHA billiant

[duchashes]

thats why i did the pokemon one were you chang your face book pic to a pokemon for the hell of it

[TranceSFX]

"...and it may even cause more child abuse because it pisses everyone off" Hahahahhhhhha

*dad sees lame cartoon photos on FB*

*smacks child cuz child's fault*

[arub1234]

maddox u lazy nigger make a real video

[GodAwfulUsername]

did anyone notice he liked his own status on facebook... boss.

[RoyMcAvoy]

So damn fucking true

[MrIronJustice]

So true. Thank you for being our beacon of truth Maddox.

[artienp]

Fuck yeah ! Fuck that profile picture bullshit !!!

[AHfilby]

Thank you for your continued existence.

[xzbyte2002]

<3

[contore]

so what you're saying is I should go and change my profile picture?

[HeaRtllesSs]

cannibal busted at 0:39

[bejbikiler]

I thought the profile pic thing was more about nostalgia and your favorite cartoon back in the day, not about child abuse.

The more you know.

[Shiggity123]

THANK you.

[LemurDeCatta]

Maddox is a man after my own heart.

[smunp]

@LemurDeCatta I read that as "I would let Maddox eat my own heart to let him get stronger"

[messedrocker]

If there's any benefit of maddox's transition from text to video, it's the music. Such sweet, sweet music.

[zeromasterd2]

Maddox, why was there a picture of a Gyrados in that reel that rolled very quickly?

And I also think I saw a picture of the gigantic marshmellow boy thingy that was in the ghostbusters movie. Just wearing red.

[oriramu]

I like this + 5

[Szedg]

It just seems like another data-mining status meme. Now, your favorite childhood cartoon will be associated with your facebook profile! Has anyone ever set up any security questions about their favorite cartoon?

[1234gnrslash]

@Szedg Talk about paranoid!

And I sure didn't..lol

[MrCharming123]

I thought you said people who say "fact" are annoying as hell.

[Jonassoe]

I wasn't obese as a child, I don't have cholera and my house wasn't burned downed by some asshole, and it was all thanks to you! Thank you for changing your profile picture!

[Darkrunner1975]

I could have sworn I saw fucking Doritos in there. And everyone knows Doritos are the snack food of choice for pedophiles.

[deathman1021]

This weekend i saved the earth, beat up steve jobs and kicked a ginger and a hipster

[swaydy]

0:32 - Fat cartoon guy

0:33 - Goldfish

0:34 - Mew

0:35 - Ogre

0:37 - Gyarados

0:39 - A fetus

Delicious.

[ThelronFjord]

@swaydy The Cartoon guy is Captain Planet.

[h00what]

brilliant

[Gos2]

meh okay boy let's play beat the kid with the bowling ball

[Reyaar]

Pretty sure i saw Emma Watson.

[Discodino6666]

Somebody's favorite snack is...Gyarados? Yum!

[js289955]

I love engaging in coitus but I'd rather receive fellatio

[gaintrobotsrulez]

i again FAIL

[SuburbiaSurvivor]

Word.

[RJK5000]

Meh.

[DraconianDebate]

Fuck yea chicken nuggets

[gotaids]

Why was there a Bing advertisement? Is this Maddox's doing or is it Youtube enforced?

[Craftybonds]

@gotaids What, are you retarded? Google handles all of the advertisements on youtube, unless it's something implemented directly into the video. Also, AdBlock.

[ProgressiveAudio]

Is there ads on a maddox video? That's rather ironic.

[powereater]

did anyone else see GYARADOS?

[kalabs217]

@powereater 0:37 :DD

[Faybro]

@powereater

Fuck that, did you see the fat Captain Planet?

[RMabee88]

@powereater 0:37

[Lv100WereCactus]

@powereater hells yes i did! :3

[wtfisthis57]

@powereater FUCK YEAH

[smithdave2237]

i unsubbed from you, you useless fucking hobo

[bobo1142]

49 people were abused as children and are still butthurt about it.

[deano18796]

lol at how some peoples snacks were other themselves :S

[delynrox]

gyarados's are delicous.

[Chocolateluvr1987]

You mean I need to do more than just click?!!!

[Chocolateluvr1987]

@Chocolateluvr1987 I really would, but I'm too busy setting fires in my freetime...

[miqa]

But doing something is haaaaard!

[Itouchangels]

This vid help me realize something. I need to hit my kids a lot more and a lot harder.

[cockatoo777]

Indeed

[Trevidarium]

Next time, I'll change my profile picture to a cartoon character who willingly abuses children. Hell, I'll even throw in the character during the abuse act.

[bobo1142]

@Trevidarium There's a picture of Peter shooting Meg. It's teh lulz.

[k1awdttt]

... and then there're the wristbands, rings, t-shirts...

[milkkart]

how do we get to the none april fools site? i need to rip off some of your pictures.

[cchheeeessee]

I cahnge my profile picture but don't think i'm a noob, I changed it to pedo bear :D

[kamcbk3]

I just saw an advertisement on this video... I thought Maddox said that he wasn't a pussy going to advertise anything because he is so great... Nice Geico commercial...

[GreatThunder1]

@kamcbk3 I don't think it's got anything to do with him I think it's a new youtube thing....

[MayoFail]

@kamcbk3 I thought this also

[iTzxJamesx]

wtf happened to your site. now its gay.

[straightfromvirginia]

@iTzxJamesx- dude, for the love of god. the new one is an april fools joke. hes done this kind of thing twice on previous april fools days.

[seriouslyWeird]

he liked his own status update... gay

[zeroG131]

You know, I have an idea: kill everyone. Simply and to the point. No one left, no problems! And before you say it, I'll start with myself. :D

[lagerbaer]

Since there's no other way to comment: I love your new photoblog. You take a lot of nice pictures. I conclude that you must have a good camera. Why don't you have a look at my pictures? They aren't nearly as good as your pictures, though: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

^^

[tehruinofall]

HOLY CRAP PEOPLE ITS SATIRE! HE'S BEING FACETIOUS, SARCASTIC, A SMART-ASS. SHUT THE F UP!

[JohnPorkLord]

Except for the fact that it got people talking about it and doing things. Even the person who made this video wouldn't have done so without the push from facebook, and if his suggestions to "do something" to prevent children from being abused and it prevents even one child from being abused then it was ultimately because facebook made this effort. So thanks to Maddox for being retarded.

[metalli55]

Nice ads

[hudsmack]

I have to know, what's it like to get left behind by one of the very mediums you helped pioneer? I mean, that must chap your ass. Back in the late 90s, the word "blog" was just entering the English vernacular. Here you are over a decade later still unable to capitalize fully off this new medium (a la Zuckerberg), and basically begging for subscribers by telling us what dicks RWJ and Fred are. I guess people got sick of sophomoric humor and Tucker Max's bullshit stories.

[malvern666]

You guys better stop fighting or else I'll change my profile picture to something happy!

[dylz]

maddox's announcement about his new show or whatever the fuck it is reads like one of his old april fool's day jokes

[aidikae]

It's not solving the problem it's spreading awareness any way you can. Its just like the breast cancer month with the ribbons on the pictures...do you think that cures cancer? No RETARD its letting ppl know who gives a shit...i think that instead of clipping this video you could have gone bowling.

[SnapSunny]

@aidikae Why raise awareness of something that's blatantly obvious? Yes, there is child abuse and eating disorders and people who can't use commas correctly. You've accomplished nothing.

To make a metaphor, it's praying that Japan is going to be ok, rather than donating actual money to help them. In the end, you've done nothing but say "I really don't feel like helping, so here's a picture of my favorite cartoon character."

(P.S. it helped child molesters. Good job.)

[paintballnsk]

I posted a cartoon that supported spanking. It made me happy.

[johncerasi]

THANK YOU! I made this exact point on my Facebook status when everyone was doing this shit, and people told me I was being "intolerant and insensitive." Awareness doesn't need to be raised for child abuse, people know what it is, we should be doing something about it for fucks sake!

[anime228228]

why the fuck would u dedicate so much time to spread awareness of something everyone is already aware of? like wasting precious earthly materials on aids ribbons and pan-flits. who doesnt know about aids? the 10 year olds who are learning it in health class tmrw? fuck

[Klajnepojken]

@anime228228

Shut the fuck up, weaboo

[anime228228]

@Klajnepojken

u dont even fucking know what a weeaboo is, clearly, stfu pussy

[ThouHastEnabled]

@anime228228 I dont know or care to even google what the fuck a weeaboo is. And for someone to call someone else a pussy, and has a youtube name with "anime" in it means A. You are a 10 year old, B. A 32 year old douche with who likes children, or C. a pussy. Cheers.

[anime228228]

@ThouHastEnabled how gay my user name is means nothing, it was made a while ago, regardless i would probs still include anime in it today, all anime is are japanese cartoons, and like english cartoons, they're meant for several age groups, its simply an awesome form of entertainment that ive let myself enjoy cuz im not an ignorant closed minded asshole who assumes it sucks. everyone likes different things brotha, get over it and dont judge it'll be ur downfall.

[ThouHastEnabled]

@anime228228 So I guess its C. Pussy. 

[anime228228]

@ThouHastEnabled ur a pussy gtfo

[SnapSunny]

@anime228228 Anime sucks and so does your score in English class. It's nothing but candy for the waps, anyone who likes the majority of anime needs to find a higher form of entertainment. There's good anime (not recently) out there, but using it in a username is like saying, "please be my friend because I like anime." Whoops, did they use the same character stereotypes in this brand new (totally not like the others) anime? Must've been a fluke.

[anime228228]

@SnapSunny ight asshole, now ur acting like u know me. u dont know what anime i watch/like. higher for u, but like i said, everyone has an opinion of the best, there is no absolute truth for a general. and no, like i said before i got it when i was younger and i loved anime the most. not for friends u fool. whats wrong with u? bitching at me for shit ur assuming, gtfo

[ThouHastEnabled]

@anime228228 I dont know what the hell a weeaboo is, nor am I going to waste 5 seconds to google it either. And for someone to call another person a pussy with "anime" in their youtube name doesn't have any balls behind it. Anime sucks, and you're a pussy. BTW, isn't anime for 9 year olds and 32 year old perverted Japanese business men? Where do you fit in?

[anime228228]

@ThouHastEnabled and not to prove anything, but im 17 

[smcpherson25]

@topwomble theres this thing not sure if you've heard of it, its called a pause button.

[woowooexpress]

@topwomble He's making another one about you. It's going to be hilarious.

[Super4string]

Is this elevator music or porn music?

[DanteGuitar]

@Super4string Elevator music.

[DanTheMan9867]

Did anyone else catch the fetus at 0:39 ?

[ajuk1]

Dude give me time to read this shit.

[wodiya]

What fuck happened to you man. I liked this show

[Jumanji0028]

@wodiya i know what you mean, his site was way better but it just proves that with age we all turn lame ass, and bald.

[halopunkdud3]

Out of the quick scrolling, i got Doritos, beef jerky, and gyarados.

Yummy

[latieraeve]

I thought it was to bring more awareness not to stop it, which it did got on the news and everything

[mdilligaf]

@latieraeve What's the use of more awareness if it doesn't stop it? Just to make us depressed?

[latieraeve]

@mdilligaf Cant be stopped if people dont know about it, or know how big of a problem it really is

[mdilligaf]

@latieraeve Well then the purpose was to stop it, right? Not that it does, but...

[Number1Dougster]

I must draw the line at this political correctness run amok. I absolutely refuse to stop beating kids and I don't even HAVE any! I volunteer to beat strangers kids and often do it unsolicited. You wouldn't believe how unappreciative some parents can be about my charitable disciplining of their children. Does no one have any sense of civic responsibility anymore? I weep for the next generation!

[Sydanyo]

lol @ fetus at around :38

[ProperBodged]

LOL maddox is the only person awesome enough to make such a boring & obvious fact (namely, nobody cares about your fb pic) so amusing. :D

[Evanss31]

The campaign to not wear shoes for a day to help kids in Africa who don't have shoes is equally as stupid.

[grisioco]

@Evanss31 you dont get it. at least were trying to help! i bet all you do is sit around being big and gay

[Deblano]

@TheEloeo Well Spoken.......

[FishyMoe]

lmfao maddox the bestest troll in the world.

[TheEloeo]

@FishyMoe He's not a troll.He speaks the truth,altough some people are just to dumb to understand.

[FishyMoe]

@TheEloeo you missed some spaces in your sentence.

[TheEloeo]

@FishyMoe Thanks! You forgot to capitalize "you" in your sentence.

Anyway, I wasn't implying that you are dumb, so please fuck off.

[FishyMoe]

@TheEloeo haha man sorry being a troll. dont feed trolls. peace.

[CreepyMcCreep]

I really hated this event, because it was a perversion of something less stupid. I noticed all my friends were changing their profile pics to cartoons because of some "remember childhood memories!" meme. So I thought, "Fuck it I'll play along." Then I see this "end child abuse!" shit tacked onto the meme the next time I see it posted. WTF, inactivists? You'll cling onto any trend to attempt to spread a message, won't you?

[KingRadbadical1988]

And one person had their profile pic as a bottle of whiskey. That's their favorite snack I guess haha hope it works well for them.

[Kingofeurope]

0:38 Gyarados is A SNACK!?

More like a full meal.

[HannibalOrJustRex]

I liked clicking the box by the view count to see the sites that refered the most people here. Most of them most likely needed it

[Madnessonman]

I don't have anything on facebook.

So I'm sure I'm ending tons of bad shit right there.

[sailorsillystars]

pedosmile



[LeakproofPanic]

lol i know i saw a gyarados in there

[MaxInterjects]

Another curious fan as to what the name of the song is. It's definitely not this roy4l person. I'd love to have it so I can torment people at parties with it. heh heh....

[niceguyconan]

I'm changing my Facebook pic to draw attention to the anti-Facebook pic changing movement.

[LightBrand]

If you want to change something.

Do something.

But changing profile pic isn't one of them.

[mastermalpass]

That was one thing that bugged me about the whole changing your profile picture. It wasn't to stop child abuse it was showing support for NSPCC. People would complain saying that your favorite cartoon character isn't going to stop child abuse. Well, wearing a poppy isn't going to end all wars is it? It's just showing support, Yet no one says that on remembrance day.

A movement to stop mass violence would involve the confiscation of everyone's guns and replacing them with copies of Call of Duty.

[ScotVideos]

@mastermalpass wearing poppies isnt to stop war, its to remember those who died.

also, money you spend on poppies goes to soldiers who are old or handicapped due to the war.

still a hell of a lot more productive than changing a god damn profile picture.

[AntiProtonBoy]

Dear Maddox, I have been a long time reader and a fan. I am pleased to see you making videos as well. However, the lack of pirate hat, the hook, an eye patch and the ripped abs is rather disappointing. However, my greatest criticism is the overuse of elevator music through-out your videos. It is like being to a supermarket.

[Overdosage]

Maddox > Tucker Max

[PsyberKayos]

Maddox has always been quality over quantity. If you jackshits want quality Maddox material to keep coming, shut your whore mouths and sit and wait for him to post shit. He needs to put out exactly the same number of videos he already is..

[obhwfgirl]

I'm out of the loop on your youtube videos, but before I saw it, I thought you were going to show your fat ass face like other people do in their vids. Thanks for not doing that :-)

[KojiroDangerous]

A friend of mine trolled that campaign by making Pedobear his profile picture. It was a glorious day.

[malvern666]

0:28 those girls pussys are my favourite snack.

[davestoj]

@rocknrollhitler People have been asking that every day for at least three years.

[popp1nbottlez]

more internet flexing. i remember his older article where he bragged about getting more hits than the pepsi website and shit. you can relax, man. we like you, you don't need to prove to us that we like you.

[Flubly]

@popp1nbottlez Maddox is a tongue in cheek persona, his "internet flexing" is the same as any other joke he makes.  He doesn't drop kick babies to boost his ego, it's just part of his writing. The same goes for bragging about getting more hits than pepsi.

[VTranslanka]

@Flubly - You're breaking the 5th Wall!