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  • vraiment???

    

  • 176 personnes ce sont pris des bus en chantant dans la rue :)

  • lol MDR jlai sur mon gsm !

  • je kif cette chanson / et surtout son cliiiiiip

  • MDR !!

    

  • masturbates to this <3

  • juste avant de ce faire renverser par lu bus : "I want survive "

    MDR =D

  • just the best f ever !

  • a one the bay ! BOOM

  • ptdr j an pe plus

  • bonjour 

  • trop mdr

  • trop darr cte video elle grave bien

  • mais c'est pas du tous ce qui écris dans mon bouquin !!!!

  • a la fin il sa fait écraser O_o

    Le pauvre !! mddr

  • lol

  • ca ce fait pas il ce moque de jesus!!!!!!!

  • @Hs000027 ben dit , tu as réson

  • Gowardh: how could Jesus die for my sins? he died about two thousand years before I was born... O.o

  • How dare you don't you know you mock God Himself because that is who Jesus is, He is your only way to not be buring in Hell you had better respect Him, and say that Jesus is lord, and I believe Jesus died on the cross for my sins, and arose from the dead, before you get lost.

  • does he come back this time?

  • Pauvre bus :(

  • MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRR

  • aaaaaa que caja lo que suben estos manes

  • a diaper rlly?

    this is rlly mean but im srry i cant help but laugh wen he gets hit by a bus

  • uhhh

  • Et surtout n'oublier pas les enfants il faut regarder des deux côtés de la route ou voila ce qui arrive XD

  • mdr a 0:48 !

  • il y a une lecon a cette video ne jamais chanter en slip dans la rue lol

  • lol

    

  • Ainsi Jésus-C est mort !!! x°)

    je vai le dir a mon prof de cathé!! MDR

  • Ainsi Jésus -C est mort!!!

    x°)

  • Mdr

  • @fatalbazookadu71 Mittel Deutscher Rundfunk :D

  • Jesus Christ its Jesus Christ! ...in he's underwear? ...singing? O_O

  • Uma blasfemia contra Deus. Qero ver esse povo todo ae qe gostou do video, vivo se num fosse Deus olhando por eles, ainda são ingratos.

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  • trp loll a la fin javais peur si yarais satan booo

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA Je Suis Dead

  • Huuum j'adore quand il se fait ecraser par le Bus MDRRR ! En+ y'avais pas finie de chanter :0 ;D

  • 0:50 SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

  • JEWS= SCUM OF HUMANITY :) :)  :)

  • taper tous brisson pq sur la barre de recherche et metter un pouce lever

  • c'est quoi la musique déja entendu

  • this is sattanic CEST SATAN VOU VOU AMUSEZ AVC JESUS? SI VOUS VOULER NAIMER PA MN COMS MAI KAN JESUS VA VOU PUNIR VOU SOREZ BAND DIPOCRITE IL CEST SACRIFIER POUR NOUS ET CEST CMM CA KE VOU LE REMERCIER?

  • "I will survive ... ARGHHHHH"

  • I have no idea what I just saw

  • he's already been actually havn't you seen ? This satanic bus.. Oh my Godness

  • voila comment jesus est mort !!!!

  • THIS IS WONDERFUL

  • @SweatyWalrus this is not wonderful.. this is Satanic. have you ever read the sermons of Jesus? please visit the gospelofbarnabasdotnet he is the prophet of God.. a holy divine being. cannot make fun of him in this way and make a mockery out of his clothes. The person who acting in this movie scene will be punished by God.

  • this is not funny

  • un putain de marrocain en moin xD aller ta pri le bus 272 jpari:p

  • JESUS FOREVER

  • parodia

  • un seul mot PTDR

  • haha

  • thumbs up for shrek!

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!­!

  • c'est trop drole quand i se fait fraper par le bus =p

  • c donc insi que jessu est mort !!! lol

  • @nicotineetmangas ainsi que ton orthographe...

  • Żałosne -.-

  • 0:39 Shrek xD

  • @Evilthug77

    That Muhammed is the last prophet or even that he had somekind of divine powers is only a opinion that isn't really backed up by a lot of evidence...

    From my perspective Muhammed probably had some interesting ideas for his time but it is no doubt in my mind that he also was a pedophile because it is very well documented that he tried to marry Aisha when she was 5 only to get the marrige approved when she was 6.

  • Jezus wymiata :P

  • why u'r copying someone's video?

  • hahaha ! 0:43 J'adore ! ^^

  • mdr trpp tpp

  • délire

  • shrek got owned

  • oh i love u

  • j'adore carla31

  • did he died ?

  • jai adoré le coup de fesse a 0:38 xDD

  • @moritano69 moi aussi sutout quand il y a le camion

  • holy fuck lol this is retard

  • la bible avait tort jesus n'est pas mort acrocher a une croix mais a un car xD

  • je pense ki lfo le prendre avec humour et pas au 1 ier degrés

  • c pas correct 

  • moi j adore la musique mais le mec qui a bien voulu faire se clip es fou hahaha lol

  • R.I.P Jesus

  • because He is accounted for by secular historians (Josephus, Constantine and others) as well as Christians. It is fact Jesus existed, died and rose again. You on the other hand have no proof of you claims of Horus and your other gods. You regurgitate stuff you yourself probably haven't even studied. Besides, Jesus is still worshiped today in great numbers. Where's Horus? haha. I hope for your sake your right but, if I were you I'd invest in an asbestos suite! I'm done with you, fool.

  • @gastonlv Maybe because jesus is fake. Just like Santa claus, kidsbelieve in him, why ? Because people tell them lies.

    Same thing goes for jesus, Dumbasses(christians) believe in jesus because people lied to them, all the proof you got? A fucking book with his name in it. And if he created the fucking world, then how come he could not get off the fucking cross you dumbass. And btw,the other gods such as Ares n shit. ITS MYTHOLOGY. its not real. No gods exists, only heroic people that are mortal

  • @AversivePhenix You sad, sad little atheist. Betting your life that I'm wrong. In fact, Jesus was mentioned by many non-Christians such as Cornelius Tacitus, Lucian of Samosata, Suetonius, Thallus and Phlegon, Josephus and others! He's not just mentioned in the Bible! (Although that would be enogh proof for me!)

  • @AversivePhenix Check those other references out, I dare you. Jesus was real and alive. Proven by more than a "book". But all this proof is wasted on your dried up prune-like brain. Pickled in arrogance, delusions of grandeur and self worship. I ask you... give me proof that there is NO God. All you can come up with is vulgarity and unsubstantiated lies. Haha. how pathetic you are.

  • @AversivePhenix If Jesus didn't mean more to you (as a threat) than Santa or the Easter bunny, you wouldn't be so angry and obsessed to prove His non-existence. I'm sure you don't go blogging with the same hatred toward Santa or the tooth fairy. You are the perfect example of Romans chapter 1, where Paul says that "Proclaiming to be wise you have become a fool; exchanging the glory of a living God with worship of created things (humanism, self worship).

  • @AversivePhenix Man, if you are the standard of hope for humanity then we are all in trouble. Secondly, in 2 Thessalonians 2 it says, "Because you love darkness and not the truth God has given you over to strong delusion to believe lies". It's gonna be harder for you to find truth because you have been given over to lies.

  • @AversivePhenix Sadly, you are in the minority. Most people believe there is a God. Most people are at least that smart. You believe in nothing. How pathetic. LOL...you think of yourself as a heroic person!!!! how cute is that!

  • oww

  • Ecxélllennntt !! PTDR

  • Y c fait vraiment ecraser ou quoi??

  • ptdr

  • tros kiffant

  • gros bien mdr

  • mort de rire ,trop drôle

  • a la fin il dit "je veux vivre" et il se fait percuter contre le camion trop cool cette vidéo XD

  • haha

  • Oh god damn it all I can find is this blurry one

  • @Atheistx82 no atheists in the fox hole. your betting your life I'm wrong. haha

  • @gastonlv Pat Tillman died a foxhole atheist.

  • @Atheistx82 Haha...so what? follow tillman then! fool

  • @gastonlv Alrighty mr Bible, I want you to prove to me that God exists and I dont just mean some fat old guy sitting on a cloud I want hard proof. The Bible is full of lies as it was edited over the years by predujiced people to make it what it is today and if you have seen the original Bible then youd know as lots of its stories conflict with each other or have been mistranslated, in other words that BOOK cant be used as proof.

  • @gastonlv You were factually wrong then.

  • @Atheistx82 about Tillman? Bet he 's a believer now... prolly wishes he had an asbestos suite!  Or mcnaught666's uninformed, ignorant comments? People who make stupid remarks like his about the Bible have never even read it! If you contribute something, submit verifiable references to go along with your delusions you mindless fool. Edited by whom? what "original" bible are you talking about??? What examples of mistranslations and contradictions? Put up or shut up.

  • @gastonlv You were factually wrong. Just admit it.

  • Becuase none of those others claimed to ride from the dead. only Jesus was ressurrected. You have to trust before you can see

  • Tro drole srx en plus avec le camion a la fin qui l'ecrase mdr

    !!

  • LMAOOO!!

  • xD il est trop fort

  • on atends la video de la resurection!!!

  • Le gros Zoom ;) J'aime ♥

  • lol a 32secondeXD

  • ouais cest vraix que cest pas super dorle

  • original!! j'aime!

  • Je sais que ça peut être drôle sur le coup,quand on ne connait pas le fin fond de l'histoire mais quand on le sait c'est pas mal moins drôle!Car ce n'est vraiment pas arrangé avec le gars des vues cette vidéo-là!Quand le gars l'a tourné,il s'est réellement fait ramasser par le train et il est mort sur le coup!

  • le dieu est ne pas ni fils ni mere ni familly donc arreter de dire nimporte koi et cette vidoe vraiment nimporte koi so boring rabi yahdikoum

  • pfffje doi avoue c tro nul

  • He's all "i will survive!" then he got run over and I'm going... "Owned."

  • trop drole. je sais comment faire pour se faire faussement renverser par un bus en plus!

  • Comment? XD

  • @AlexALecole

    avec un logiciel after effects. tu fais marcher la personne jusqua l'endroit ou elle se fait frapper, ensuite tu filme la bus passer et tu mixe le tout avec le logiciel

  • haha XD genr du crop

  • JESUS CHRIST!

  • c'est quand même une insulte pour la religion,de carricaturer jesus

  • @lucas116814

    c'est quand même une insulte pour la santé mentale, la religion

  • tu veux dire que la religion,ca craint?!

  • la religion c dla belle marde

  • trop marrant cette vidéo ,si il est réel ,ça me ferais bizarre dans la réalité

  • is real the guy at the end when a bus hurt him?

  • ofc it isnt moron.. srsly how stupid are u?

  • @jules71Qc NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

  • fort!!!

  • kiffant *_*

  • super

  • o cristo!!! :)))

  • mdr =)

  • Lol c'est trop xD

  • Haha LOL trop drole

  • "I WILL SURVIVE!-"

  • The ending sucked. It shoulda been Jesus going "crucify THIS, muthafucka!", then punching the bus and making it explode.

  • lmfao, seen this before but still makes me laugh. stop moaning, its a joke!! if you don't like it just switch off, laugh you'll live longer !!

  • Usually the only ones with issues with this video and jokes like this find no problem with humor made at the expense of other religions..coincidence..

  • ROFL..i first saw this video 3 years ago..never failed to make me laugh..

    btw,chill out christians,the bible says nothing about making fun of Jesus,does it?

  • Wow that's F***ing hilarious! :D

  • @nastassja111

    Why? Don't you have a sense of humor? =)

  • That's a sense of humor? Only idiots can laugh on things like this.

  • I think that you should be able to make fun of everyone and everything including Jesus, Mohammed and Atheists.

    I am an Atheist but i love the rap video they did to make fun of us Atheists with Richard Dawkins as a rapper =)

  • And I think that you should be able to understand some values and respect them, no matter are you religious or not.

    Beside that, any kind of immature humor is just stupid. just, just stupid.

    "Hey, I just farted, ha ha!" Funny?

  • Religions are just opinions like all other opinions for example political ones.

    If someone says that there was a magic man that lived 2000 years ago people should be able to make fun of that.

    Just as people should be able to make fun of someone who says that there is a big creature living in the yellow river called a Dragon.

  • Religions are NOT just opinions and I'm telling it from my own experience. This video is insulting and disgusting.

    Would you make fun like this on your father or someone real close or stupendous to you? Would you approve if someone else would be doing it?

    Let's quit this, it's not going anywhere. You obviously aren't a very deep fellow. So go on laughing, if it makes you happy.

  • Religion is a opinion on how the world was created and how people should live their lifes.

    I mean you can't call it anything else because it is as far away from a fact as you can get.

    You might call it mythologies with followers. =)

    Offcourse i would approve if someone made fun of someone close to me. People do this all the time and if you take offence in every situation you will live a pretty boring life with a restricted freedom of speech.

    Why are you religious btw?

  • fuck you you believe in 2010 that there is a god come frome ass women????ideot

  • @nastassja111 lol...farts are hilarious!!

  • jesus et le progres sa fait 2 xD !!

  • Jesus gets hit by a bus...

  • U r fucking gay

    Not fuckin funnyt

  • Oh my God ! lol

  • nicht witzig... einfach nicht witzig... einfach von jemand anderem von YouTube gezockt, und dann hochgeladen...

    enttäuschend... :(

  • Not funny

  • @viperfishsasori

    Stop waining and get yourself a sense of humor! =)

    It's not tabu to joke about religion! =)

  • Jesus is not just any ordinary joe.

    He is the Son of the Living God,Judge of all. Mighty angels bow before Him So I seriously suggest repentance to those here who lightly esteem him.

  • and muhammed is the son of god, and Ra, and Augustus, and Hercules, and Haile Selassie and Gilgamesh.

    and several thousands of other mythologies that claim to have the son of god.

    Let me ask you. What evidence do you have that makes you believe that Christianity isn't a mythology like the rest of them?

  • @gastonlv

    Hahaha!

    Horus (Egyptian sungod) Born of a virgin, on december 25th, his birth was watched over by 3 kings, who got there by following a star in the east. Horus had 12 deciples who i traveld with and performed miracles. Horus is know as "the truth" and "the light". He was betrayed by Typhon and was crucified, dead for 3 days and then RESURRECTED.

    This was 3000BC...

    Sound familiar?

    even the old testament is FULL of resurrections but i guess you haven't read it?

  • @Salladsdressing in that point you are right but when you really believe something than you dont need evidence!

    ps: muhammed was only a prophet not allahs son ra was a god himself --> son god augustus was only the romain king a human there you don't need evidence that he might be a god he was human...

    :) xD

  • @Salladsdressing cause preaching on youtube is gay, you earn 0 respect from anyone when you do it, and your disproving what people believe in. let people believe what they want and let them live with that. Don't be an asshole.

  • @cocky6969693

    If religious belief didn't hurt people then i would leave it alone. But the thing is....it does hurt people....even kills people. Catholic pedofiles, northern ireland war, palestine war, "all people in pioneer outfits fu**ing their kids", people killing themself or others becuase they believe that this is what god want....i could go on and on but i think you get the point.

    A religious belief is just an opinion....that can and should be criticised if it hurts people.

  • @Salladsdressing haha thats what i told a couple or mor(m)ons who came knocking at my door I think they left doubting everything themselves, lol XD. F**K Religion the only person I believe in is myself as I exist and can be seen....

  • @Salladsdressing u just own every christian

  • @MrFalconPawch

    Thanks man! =)

  • @Salladsdressing, FYI, Muslims don't say that Muhammad (Peace be upon him) is a son of god.

  • @spiritualitydesire

    Did i claim anything else? =P

    I don't wish peace upon a well documented pedophile...

    You should take your Koran and do like the american President Mr.Thomas Jefferson did with his Bible.

    Rip out all the bad parts that is about killing others humans that don't agree with the message or are different and keep the good bits.

    You will be left with a thin book but that book will be much better then the original which isn't inspired by any fairy tale creature.

  • @Salladsdressing You as an Atheist haven't solved the problem by not believing in any religion but you still have the hatred on others and insult them by swearing at their religions and saying bad words like the ones in your comment. If you have read the holy Quran and found a verse which asks us to kill humans, then quote it and argue but don't say random things. The Quran has not ordered us to hate you, instead it orders us to treat you well and wish you the best.

    Peace be on you. Thnx

  • @spiritualitydesire

    Noooo problem at all! There are many verses =)

    45:7 Woe unto each sinful liar,

    45:8 Who heareth the revelations of Allah recited unto him, and then continueth in pride as though he heard them not. Give him tidings of a painful doom.

    So, Allah says that we should give all those who hear his revelations and doesn't believe them a painful doom!

    and yeah..we could interpret "painful doom" in many ways but if you look through the Quran it is assosiated with death

  • @Salladsdressing et toi c'est pareil 

  • @VanlaneFILMS

    english please...