Best Quote Ever

[LunieeHD]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!

[CoryStumpf]

They could use this as a commercial on TV. It would work. I would go. Profit.

[02John04]

IS THIS DUBBED?

[ethorner1]

if i still had time, i would've put one of michael scott's words of wisdom as my senior quote. who else would?

[Carlos848]

anyone knows the background music?

[navywife1977]

Nevermind!!!! The surplus!!!!!! YAY

[navywife1977]

Is this the episode when Merideth flashes him?? Christmas vodka party????? LMAO!!!!!

[swissconfederation25]

*cries* perfect quote ever <:D

[thatguyfromthething]

I love... video.

[hellothere75813]

miss him 

[lafromboisesrh]

that was dumb

[colts29rock]

The surplus episode

[DarthVlogman]

did he say i love Burlington cum factory

[ptoner87]

@DarthVlogman Coat. Coat Factory. Why would you...?

[MsDanioDanio]

@DarthVlogman Grow up.

[ameeche7]

omg... what episode is this from ??

[MetalCamelChannel]

@ameeche7 5x10

[davd1986]

That's what she said..

[Juli5able]

anyone noticed that 0:10 is missing?

[MetalCamelChannel]

@Juli5able The second to last second is always missing...

[LeBronForTheWin]

@MetalCamelChannel hooray. Now it seems that there's two of us muthafuckas on this planet who know that every fucking vid is missing that second. Every other retard on YT thinks they fucking discovered a new continent or some shit for that missing second comment. Grow the fuck up.

[MetalCamelChannel]

@LeBronForTheWin lol

[bluemarblesystems]

and when you walk in there with 800 dollars you are literally a king



[BreakerOfBoxes]

Burlington Coat Factory is actually one of the few chains / depots / outlets I endorse wholeheartedly. You can go in there with 200 bucks and leave with a three piece suit, a new wallet, tie, and belt. Just stay away from the middle of the store because they do have a "douche" section for the Jersey Shore types.

[SirLancelotized]

"Would you rather be loved or feared?"

Michael Scott: Thats easy, both... I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

[EpicTubeTroll]

Ive got your Burlington Coat Factory right here fagmunch

[tricksterhuaun]

Oh Michael Scott, The office is shitty without you.

[Prado73]

@tricksterhuaun we all miss michael... but we still have Andy! ... and I start sort of digging Gabe too... though I Agree is not the same...

[tricksterhuaun]

@Prado73 Don't get me wrong, and is nice and funny, but it's just not the same without Michael

Steve Carell bring so much charm in that character.

[MrCosbySweaters]

. . . Like poetry . . .

[burningburney94]

where'd you get those clothes? the toilet store?

[GB016768]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOD NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[darrensymes]

Brick where'd you get a hand grenade?

I don't know.

[sexiestmannn]

@playebanbr yeah and i know he made a referance to date night. Also you could tell when he was doing dinner for schmucks cause his hair randomly got short and u could see some die in it.

[midgetmayo]

Lol That is where I got my leather coat.

[6flakes]

SELL OUT! With me ohh ya!

[whofckncares2]

I just started my period anally

[thehassenpheffer]

@whofckncares2 no.

[froyo4031]

I teared up some...guilty as charged!

[Thepoweroftheorcal]

Product placement

[nightwing412]

@jwoods1075 someone had a bad day

[nimartheartsPRS]

:( My reaction to starting my period for the month.

[FuckingDracula]

I miss Michael Scott, but Andy Bernard as regional manager is very interesting though.

[jalicarenee]

this is why i watch the office...it makes no flucking since.....lmbo

[soso2282]

but i love what?

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

bad show.

[pablytuzz]

@Mycommentsgethumbsup bad show? You havent seen the office then -.-

[albokk]

@Mycommentsgethumbsup bad show??? you idiot stick to unfunny and unoriginal shows like 2 and half men and bing bang theory

[TrueFurby]

@Mycommentsgethumbsup your mum is bad in bed.. dont you dare insult this show

[KharismaticKayteh]

I remember seeing this on TV. One of the few moments in history where I could burst into laughter in a room by myself (because we all know it's easier to laugh in a group). This entire episode made me so happy.

[Carlos848]

does anybody know the background music?

[avaster]

So touching...

[NoCopyRightPlease]

I don't find the office funny. Honestly. Arrested Development for life<3

[gems858]

it sucks cuz he left officel

[Braddles5000]

i honestly thought he said burlington cunt factory ahaha

[noahbuck7]

@BurnlnHell *noun

[RGproductions100]

just can't stop watching this XD

[Bruinsrule100]

"I love.. Lamp"

[ShowCaseProductions]

@Bruinsrule100 "Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"

[x9xn00bx9x]

@ShowCaseProductions i love.... rug

[TheSpiritualGamer]

@ShowCaseProductions Do you really love the lamp or are you saying it because you saw it?

[beetsification]

@Bruinsrule100 "do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"

[homerjunior17]

@Bruinsrule100 Butchered to the shitter by both of you.

"I love... Carpet"

I love.... Desk"

"Brick, Are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"

"I love lamp"

"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"

"I love lamp. I love lamp"

[123enigma456]

@Bruinsrule100 "do you really love the lamp? or are you just saying that because you saw it?"

[lilmoe102]

burlington coat factory is actually very cheap

[youtu13ejunkie]

i don't get the joke can someone explain to me?

[noahbuck7]

@youtu13ejunkie whos this fucktard?

[youtu13ejunkie]

@noahbuck7 are you referring that to yourself:??

[noahbuck7]

@youtu13ejunkie just kidding, but sorry..

[youtu13ejunkie]

@noahbuck7 How Sad, i still don't understand what you are saying.. i guess the well-educated and the not so educated person really has a widening gap in terms of their understanding with each other. In terms of what you have said in this page, they are truly what i call nonsensical

[PingPongFilms]

@youtu13ejunkie he used the extra money the branch recieved, just for himself (to buy a coat from burlington coat factory) instead of giving everyone a new chair/new copier machine. (:

[youtu13ejunkie]

@PingPongFilms thanks for the explanation:D

[LakerGold24]

Talk about a great commercial idea.

[ausernamewasrequired]

LOOOOL Did he actually say that in the episode or has this been doctored in some way?

[Data9183]

my asshole talked to me and told me it wants thumbs up its hole. so thumbs up.

[cassidy99ful]

@Data9183 eeeewwwwww!!!!!!!

[AustinMartinLay]

This is the episode that got me hooked.

[atotalmess]

No, best Michael quote ever:

"You don't call retarded people retards... It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."

[navidb7]

@atotalmess hahahah yes!

[BreakerOfBoxes]

In all seriousness, I love Burlington Coat Factory as well. Cheap shirts that look nice in a business class sense or the occasional "not too cheap" suit jacket or pleated khakis with the double strap pant connector.

[BrightDarkness86]

First time i saw this on the DVD i thought he said Burlington Cum Factory.

[ShowCaseProductions]

@mcdus78 shutup toby. why are you the way you are. i hate so much about the things you chose to be.

[tooskool4cool]

@ShowCaseProductions

haha, oh the things you say

[Playebanbr]

@mcdus78 He's had sex with like 5 different girls over the course of his time at the office. So, wut?

[ColorPaintSketch]

@Playebanbr I think he was making a joke. Steve Carrell was the "40-year-old Virgin" so mcdus is making a reference to his other movie.

[superclaydude]

@mcdus78 ...except. he's not a virgin. o.O 

[mcdus78]

Lame.

[FlippersMelon]

"don't buy a fur coat until you absolutely have the money to pay for it, and three, some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory."

Long live Michael Scott in our hearts!!!

[OSMOOLEE]

LOL luv michael

[lilkevdabest3]

Ha :D

[RyRyLove202]

I miss Michael Scott.

[Inca666]

is this the one where he has to choose between a new copier or new chairs?

[mechasam]

great advertisement for burlington coat factory

[Wuhhhht]

this is so much funnier out of context.

[slipperyphish]

don't we all, michael.... don't we all....

[manofmystery26]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU STEVE!!!!

[rogueldr128]

By far the best quote is "There are white collar people and blue collar people. But, I don't care because I'm collar blind"

[MaDkOrNfLaKeS]

that was stupid. i like the other one when he say "our balls are in your court"in micheal scott paper company with pam and ryan, or the one where dwight betrays him and says "fool me once, strike one. fool me twice . . .strike 3" when it really goes "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me". :)

[TheDrooch]

@MaDkOrNfLaKeS No, it really goes "There's an old sayin' in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas.. prob'ly in Tennessee that says, 'Fool me once... ... ... shame on.. ... shame on.. you.. fool me can't get fooled again!"

/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

[meddy911dance]

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[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD out of context it's STILL funny as hell 

[StripyJACKSON5]

WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY?!!!

[ShowCaseProductions]

@StripyJACKSON5 the most inspiring and motivating words that any mortal will ever think of

[jason7thst]

@ShowCaseProductions i love burlington coat factory :D

[PhoenixProductionInc]

@StripyJACKSON5 he said he loves "Burlington coat factory" the store.

[zaika1982]

@StripyJACKSON5

...but I love Burlington Coat Factory. Almost like saying "I love TJ MAXX" :)

[slatz20]

@StripyJACKSON5 hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.

[wohnhas]

this is my favorite michael quote!

[JADEGOODYSCORPSE]

I dont get it.

[AnthonyAlevity89]

You are literally a king....

[Butchers69]

context. He has the choice of giving the office stuff or buying himself stuff. he gives the office an ultimatum of chairs or copying machine. if they cant choose he buys coats LOL. they chose chairs. he still bought coat

[Dreamer25Yup]

This made me realize my purpose in life....thank you Michael Scott

[MrSpaghetti12]

?????

[Traumer17]

I found a cool jacket there :D haha but really I have no idea what's going on here.What episode is this? xD

[Toastsx]

@Traumer17 Season 5 Episode 9 : The Surplus 16 Minutes 7 Seconds in

[Traumer17]

@Toastsx Thanks! ^^

[AuddBal]

This is so much better out of context.

[Charleswang64]

just the right amount of background music

[skillz139]

i think his best quote was the "bros before hoes" one

[Leos215]

This should be Burlington Coat Factory's commercial.

[pushingdasiesfan]

best episode ever!!!!!!!!!!

[bigspoon87]

Haha he is such a shit.

[rememberzack1]

wow i just realized this is a lot funnier when you don't know what he is talking about.

[raybondpink]

@rememberzack1 ikr!! :D

[555grommy]

the part at the end of this episonde is funnier when hes wearing the fur coat :P

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

@555grommy lol and he says " some people think its cool to throw red paint at you" lol

[MrOpalPwns]

LMAO!!! :D

[trogdorbrn8r]

omg why is this so freakin funny?

[miluko3]

Hahahaha! I love... Burlington Coat Factory. :] I love Michael Scott

[LoveForEver113]

hilarious!!

[2InsertCoolNameHere2]

Rofl.