Blind Not Blind

[thefungus23]

"darren is a poof" LOL

[Mumblez5772]

"Darren is a poof"

[vikingsfan9494]

in the fact that i married a fat sow

XD

[itswoods]

leapin lizards



[drchen054]

". the beauty of alcohol prep pads" How did he learn to read?

[controlpad008]

DARREN IS A POOF

[effinspoiler]

When Sam is reading the letters, he is spelling out "Darren is a poof"

[HackNSlasHz]

the damage is done...

[JD867]

Well played. XD

[KawiRider20]

thumbs up if you took your glasses off to look at that chick :P

[SurRealHQ]

D A R R E N I S A P O O F

[MegatallicaFTW69]

This was timmy's wake up call.

[Hbh128]

My mom told me that she was surprised to see individual leaves on trees from a distance than from up close when she started using glasses.

[ZayMire]

darren is a poof lol

[hurley56476]

i remember when i first got my glasses in jr high everyone got so damn ugly. worst day of my life

[dormanmax]

MY EYES, ARE FIX-oh god...

[cstar75]

Leaping Lizards!

[iloveolives2]

D-A-R-R-E

N  darren

[tubekid78]

Hunny i got bored in the waiting room.... Hows your eyes? There Gre...... Oh god

[lilsnbits]

Darren is a poof. lolz.

[SuperUltraMegaBOOM]

leapin lizards!

[ttcoolyo]

darren is a plof?

[vantruong420]

he couldnt unsee what he has seen

[Kharma1997]

Darren is a poos

[TheFMLTV]

Anyone notice he spelled "DARREN IS A POOS"?

[BronzeRatz]

You should check out pornography, LOL

[breakingvinylreviews]

Darren is a poof e3e

[MrSeanobono]

if he has been almost blind his whole life he wouldnt say everythings all blurry, he wouldnt know that.

[soulrisk1010]

@MrSeanobono I'm 20 and only got my glasses a few months ago and I thought things from a distance was supposed to be blurry, I thought everybody was like that lol.

[CulpritVibez]

LEAPIING LIZARDS!

[NetscapeTV]

WITHOUT! Alchohal... prep pads... !!!!!!!!!!!!"

[NarwhalSwordFight]

"D A R R E N I S A P O O F"

[fantasyfreak089]

MY EYES ARE FIX-oh god.....

[effinspoiler]

Did you notice when Sam is reading out the letters, he spells out "Darren is a poof"

[ChinchillasForever]

I love how he just randomly has the perfect prescription for him in his pocket XD

I loooooove WKUK!

[monstergurl9]

"How are your eyes?"

"My eyes are amazi--Oh, God..."

[rockNroll630]

"You know we could hear everything you just said right?" "Yup'

[TheSprinter108]

I married a fat SOW!!

[akalilfreak2]

XD timmys cry sound like a laugh

[SoulsRevived]

Everything's sharp! And DEFINED!

[XboxLiwe]

Darrenisapoof, those were the words he read off. Can someone tell me what Is a poof and why is Darren one

[addzack11]

@XboxLiwe its just a subliminal message xD

[Sociopathics]

@XboxLiwe If I'm not mistaken, it's a slang word for a gay person in the UK? I could be wrong though. >_>

[shawty25mj]

lol

[Blazotronic]

"i married a fat sow..."

"you know we can hear every word you're saying?"

"i loved you!"

"i knew"

"well played"

[asianpwnyourbigass]

you should check out pornography Lol

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

Haha I love Timmy's little adjustment at 1:27

[testiou]

can't unsee...

[TheKristenbabyy]

I always flip out when I put my glasses on after having them off for a while hahaha thats why this was so funny:)

[cinnabonne]

Actually guys, this is EXACTLY how I was when I first got my glasses. It's really something to behold.. Living in a blurry world AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FUCKING SEE SHIT.

It's amazing. o n o Amazing.

[Zezmak]

@cinnabonne ikr? xD

[Rikasuta]

@cinnabonne Did you MARRY A FAT SOW.

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@cinnabonne Yeah dude same with me... I was like, "What the fuck??!!!?!?! That's how shit looks???"

[XxPnuemaxX]

@cinnabonne LOL!!! Me too!!

[gonameaspoon]

@cinnabonne YES! it's so true. it's like, for as long as you can remember you see everything as vaguely defined, blurry colors and shapes, so when you put on glasses for the first time, it blows your fucking mind. i'll never forget it...i just kept shouting THIS IS HOW PEOPLE SEE?! and walking up to everything around me being like OH MY GOD! THIS IS WHAT A TREE LOOKS LIKE!! THIS IS WHAT A CAR REARVIEW MIRROR LOOKS LIKE! i looked really retarded

[cinnabonne]

@gonameaspoon EXACTLY! Couldn't have said it better myself!!

But see, I only wear my glasses when necessary. I look dorky in them.. They piss me off now xD ID LOVE to wear them more often, but all I hear is "WHEN DID YOU START WEARING GLASSES?" "can you see how many fingers im holding up?" "Can I try them on?" "Can you see me do this?"

And people wonder why I don't wear them often. Seriously.

[dharokpwnage]

@cinnabonne i know right? >.>

[ryan50ryan]

@cinnabonne did you go check out porn afterwards?

[blink182rob88]

@cinnabonne Unless you're married to a fat sow

[srhdel14]

WHAT? Why is Sam Yelling Everything! & Wow, Sam's Wife Is A Looker ooooo

[ashleyyymichhh]

"quote from the video we just watched"

[DarkTamer666]

@ashleyyymichhh i loved the line! :D

[SGTSlashRazor]

Porno ooohh way ahead of ya there... ; )

[way2good4u100]

21ppl havent checked out pornography

[legopfw620]

MY EYES ARE FIX- oh, god. lol

[jbrosr4ever]

Well played.

[LoveMakesMeWeep]

What a tear-jerking speech.............well, at least for all the people who were offended by it! :D

[LoveMakesMeWeep]

Ad y-your cieling!!!! :O It's....gorgeous!!!!!!!

[robbybertu17]

Good god Timmy does make one ugly woman.

[doosty04]

LEAPING LIZARDS!

[BriSessions]

"My eyes are fixed!....oh, god."

[TBomb15]

I want to know what a poof is to them, because apparently Darren is one.

[EvilApple818]

@TBomb15 It means he's gay/cross-dressing. They're making fun of the fact that he plays a woman more sketches than anyone else does.

[GunninTehProz]

Hoollly GUACAMOLEEE

[daSenfgurke]

you should check you pornography :D:D

[jimoffy]

weeping lizards

[Opethfullcovers]

@jimoffy Leaping* XD.

[badanusfilms]

He automatically knows his perscriptin lol

[DanManThePurple]

WHUUUT?

[SlayeroftheSky]

1:13 is best part ever!

[shakabrodie2000]

Apparently 21 people have married a fat sow.

[camaseutra]

You should check out pornography. Rotflmfao!

[zedword138]

id be pretty bummed too if Timmy turned out to be my wife

[zedword138]

LEAPING LIZARDS!! I can't believe i've gone my whole life with out enjoying the beauty of... ALCOHOL PREP PADS!

hahah fuck

[eragon1518]

first day when u get ur glasses is the best day

[moodswyng]

oh my this is probably the reason why someone keeps burning down the optometrist center!

[KingIncorperated]

HOOOLY GUACAMOHLIIEEEE, EVERYTHING'S SO SHARP! AND DEFINED!

[TheMehFilms]

leapin lizards!

[rlt34]

brilliant

[Technicolor909]

LEEPIN LIZZERDS

[TheWigglyTurtle]

D A R R E N I S A P O O S

[firer3000]

Holy guacamoley 

[skin9n]

Ive never noticed the guy had man-boobs

[ladodgerfan22]

i love timmy's cry

[MAMqu]

bwahahahaha that bitch is ugly.

[swimmer565]

timmys look at 1:28 is fucking pricless.

[ddmnlm0]

hahahahaha transcribe audio is ssoooooo funnyyy omg

[207631s]

He would not know that everything was blurry and fuzzy if he never had good vision. :/

[WolvesintheSnow]

leapin lizards!

[spankycorkforker]

a poof is a faggot in britain speak

[BleedMyMind]

"i married a fat sow" hahaha

[sigge951]

D-A-R-R-E-N I-S A P-O-O-F

Wtf?

[bluetoaster8822]

@sigge951 lol according to google, a "poof" is a homosexual.

[twiggycfc1]

@bluetoaster8822 that is right it is kind of a british thing

[1DeathByPuppies1]

use transcribe audio for this. its hilaruis

[HollieDaMan]

flurry and fuzzy thats the way yo ass looks..and yo wife look like shit! nice glasses b.t.w. and when she..or he ran it seemed like she/he was crying!

[desiredoceania]

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

[chriscrockersagoof]

well played inded

[quezicotl]

"Damage is done"

[wiiman250]

Your ceiling is GORGEOUS!!! lol

[colourfulwithaU]

Darren is a poof.

[sio5RCA]

Has anyone noticed that at the beginning when he's reading the eye chart, that the eye chart is clearly visible behind him?

[chriscrockersagoof]

@sio5RCA and later on their is also one beside him therfor you can interpret that they are all over the room

[taylor189]

god i watch this like once a week this is so fucking funny. on fb i married this girl and set "I married a fat sow." on my status. yea she was mad... lol

[pumpTHATbassPUNK420]

lol i felt the same way when i finally got my glasses

[HeyThereNightmarexx]

ohhemgeeee...

i just figured out he spells

"darren is a poof".!

achohol prep pads.!

[AvidElephant]

holy shit I'd never have noticed that lol.

[DeathBendsOver]

you should check out pornagraphy

[musicphreek446]

That's well played.

[shazam15]

i like the way timmy looks when he runs. XD

[wargod135]

does anyone else notice the eye chart in the back round

[gagaplex]

Look at 0:24, there are eye charts everywhere on the walls.

[emokill60]

i did

[davidcourtneyx]

No use. Damage is done.

[kayawithpig]

this just in: Darren is a poof.

[MrUsername7376]

YOUR CEILING! IT'S GORGEOUS!

[jaggedrock54]

its no use.. the damage is done..

[Sekiath]

hahaha, darren is a poof..

[wowtwinkys]

LOL

[pearlgirl100]

that ending was great

[sk83rboi69]

DARREN IS A POOF? or DARRENIS APOOF or DARREN ISAPOOF xD

[TheUnderGroundMole]

OH GOD! hahahahahaha

[obiwanda]

this reminds me of salvia trip vids XD

[DRAGONxHALOx37]

haha

[BabyVegeta9000]

My eyes are fix--oh god...

[jorel658]

your floor looks like a fire works show...

wait until you see a fire works show.. cool line..

[Xsuaveness35]

D-A-R-R-E-N  I-S A P-O-O-F.

[Juggalotus713]

@Xsuaveness35 dude, i didn't get it you said it, ha ha

[MrRedwoodvalley]

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

[Arthurb06]

LEAPING LIZARDS!

[sinbad1014]

Damage is done

[xarukanox]

@sinbad1014 What damage, what are you looking at?

[o00thunderhawk00o]

whoa the buffering bar is orange now. thats awesome

[jjrocks22]

I can't belive I've gone my whole life without seeing the buautie of alcahol prep pads roflmao

[pkrange653]

pro spelling LOL

[Arthurb06]

did you honestly think it was spelt that way?

[sexyskatersam]

lol

[cibot123]

LEAPING LIZARDS!!!!!!!!!

[puck88freak]

darren is a poof lol

[sk84ever515]

poof is another term for a homosexual

[pat0124]

when he was spelling out the letters in the beginning he spelled "DARREN IS A POOF"

[crazymcfobo]

Darren is a poof!

[hellcoaster]

i married a fat sow.....xD

[lhscf1]

you should check out pornography lol, gotta fucking love the wkuk.

[smrtpig]

ROFL AT THE FIST BUMP.

[jaydeybugz]

LOL

ogod

how do they think of this stuff

<3 amazing

[ITMANWOMAN]

youtube . com/watch?v=ajgoCMgY42U

you tell me...

[jollex1235]

HOLY GUACOMOLE

[WADEB24]

the end is completely epic

[idiotwithgun633]

lol. 0:32. Whaaat?

[eplayr]

darren is a poos? haha that's what he read

[billbob752]

Darren is a poof*

[skelt94]

darren is a poof you retard

[theend1245]

poor timmy

[72ve17]

ugly girl can be a best lover

[southparkpro55]

maby if i .... nope the damage is done

[meredithsboy09]

My eyes are fixe- oh god...

[MaddogMakeup]

darren should have been the doctor

[pb4bean]

hes the best with exagerated fake dramatic scenes though. watch the school battle scene

[IIRtArDII]

darren is a poof D;

[olliezero]

timmy's cry is just so funny for some reason. XD