MY LIFE SUCKS BUT ITS WONDERFUL!

[wykidclown]

Fuck your 20%. I wouldn't give you 1% of my fucking bill you ugly pretentious bitch.

[alexburrelli311]

hhahahha you are too funny!(:

[vikeyev1]

@bumblebee4me22 there is nothing wrong with being gay

[littlebitch231]

look at your fucking house...also there is guys there are u sucking penis? your other video u said u dont suck dick

[dustimausi]

very,very cool, stay as you are... ;)

[bye1962]

thanks for bing my friend. you ROCK!

[BigKiwiLad]

man with some makeup and maintenance i think you'd actually be kind of hot... well i'd fuck you.. and thats a privilage most ladies would kill for

[PenguinKommando]

Hahaha I bet the girls are lining up around the block for a taste of your kiwi. Am I right? Like what the fuck? Your name is like Big Dick Danny and you're hitting on girls on youtube, then talking about how ladies are lining up around the block like you gotta fuckin push the dresser up against the door to fuckin barricade yourself in your house, like what the fuck?

[SinNick001]

Yeeeaaah. RIGHT.

LOL

[dawhitecastle]

your halarious

[remyrem1]

lol funny

[SOMEKINDANUTT]

aI think I'm in love..lol..j/k ..but you seem like cool gal

[gobannas121]

wast!

[bunnysrock5692]

WOW somebody had too much vodka. lolz know im kinda thinkin about takin back that aplication to stakenshake

[gobannas121]

lol

[aadotorg]

BUT TIHS IS A PIG BITCH, FAT PIG

[aadotorg]

michaelHda IS A SICK OLD PERV LOOKING AT YOUNG GIRLS

[EastVillage212]

thys chick is funny....im a waiter and when i saw this shyt i was like YESSS YESSS YESSS

[michaelHda]

Reminds me of one of my old girl friend's.....

[michaelHda]

I like this gal......

[liceth]

hahaha. i work in a restaurant too. but im a busser.

but GOD people who ask for free bread. shit.

[0phatfarm0]

haha 2 many drinks tbh'

[BlenderFreak777]

I Love you lol and ur friends fucking AMAZING!

[giroxius]

Had a few too many drinks hun? Better put away the wodka and get some water :p

[babypop321]

youre funny and cool!!

[BlenderFreak777]

Omg Lol haha

[Darkside2205]

maybe I misheard but 5/50 is 10%

[leannaxo]

she said the final bill was like $50.14, like if you count the tax and all that, an even $5 isn't EVEN 10%....

[ArchieAA]

Hey Katlitter ever seen the tipping scene in reservoir dogs? watch?v=lwqtaKRS3IE&feature=re­lated

thought you would find it kinda amusing.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

I'm sorry the government taxes tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It seems that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. If you ask me to sign something saying the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball.

So for all you bitter waitresses: learn to fucking type, because if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fucking surprise.

[rockeritabonita]

fuck your funny. I love it. and it's entertaining me right about now when im bored as fuck and theres shit to do.

[bcmaleslut1]

lol ur so funny

[uniqueandbeautiful]

You are so funny but hell id hate to be served by you. Your probably a great waitress as long as people dnt fuck wiv u. I understand you, it was like listening to myself!

[RichCrisler]

The girl playing guitar rocks she has a great voice no shit!

[kambrand]

just wonderin if i can change the fries to union rings

[rgsgww]

wait if youtube is ur life then u have no life

[Limoaz]

you're an angry drunk...

lol kidding, nice vid, like ur accent n attitude :)

[BaldNewBreed]

Fuckin lesbo

[MichaelaBethina]

You are so good looking..

[VictoryVictoria]

at least once a month i concider blowing my brains out.

-and where is your house?

lol

[VictoryVictoria]

you look like your 15 but your drinking?  but i love your addittude(sp?)! lol

[AlmightyHeaven]

that a lad or a girl you can tell they dont do much there fuckin albino

[tomthumbtoo]

You are so brutally funny, honestly -- somebody could make a great play out of all this! I found you via Katie & now I got to go back and watch all this. I don't have a video camera: I do have an mp3 [somewhere] of a song I wrote & sing on guitar. I am poor right now. You are so wonderful! -- you just rock&roll, girl!! & I wish I could sing for you sometime.

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

this is fucking gay, u need a taser up ur ass and get rid of those faggot guys ..l.'

[bye1962]

hi,there are people who are on a limited income and they get out to eat every once in awhile to change pace. i do appreciate you servers. if you do a great job i normally tell your supervisor and let them you did a great job. sometimes i dont feel good so i apologize for being a jerk. but wether i can afford it or not i do leave a tip. and i try to explain why cant give you more, thank-you for your service. some people do deserve what you give[rude. dont cut your hair. looking good.

[xcursedmoonx]

just wanna say that the girls are going wild for you!.. omg.. sexy as hell.. pleeez send us a video about sexuality or sumthing about your opinon on what people think about sexuality... you rock!

[bye1962]

you are right. she ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathreal]

man you are great :)

[sarahinacan84]

hur hurr...

yer kind of a betch.

[londukenukem395]

i know how it is to work in fast food but i kinda understand how u feel about where u work at about ppl tippin ya bad oh and lol maybe smoke a joint or somethen jk but yeah ur cool

[boofricketyh00]

Awesome. Fuckin period.

[dakkota74]

I LOVE YOU! lol

[boofricketyh00]

lol

[JesseQuintana]

I just wanna kiss you

[purplepenguin26]

uh... what?

[mulattoh1]

dyke...

big time

[sleestack]

You don't have pubes?

[acidburn1993]

lol i have the same chair :P

[sweeteedon]

I'd do something.....yummy

[kashiiampersand]

what happened to you?

[BehindxLostxEyes]

I fucking love you. x]

[mexico9115]

you are really boring, i won't watch your vids any more.

HAGDay!

[audadvnc]

"Fuck you - you can't have it your way!" Love your truth, your honesty. I've got a <friend?> who is such a bad customer, he'd would make a worthy opponent in a Katlitter Kage Match.

[OoOJennieOoO]

Wow your friend can play, and sing reallly goood!!!!! Have her make an account please!!!

[CinderFNRella]

Your friend has an amazing voice. Get her a god damn account!

[rhiannonheart]

HAHAHA, you remind me of the girl version of Jay from Jay & Silent Bob! ;)

[discjockeydj17]

You're really pretty and have a cute smile! I just thought I'd let you know.

[ronhexe666]

that girl has an amazing voice..

[fiji5555]

I have missed you sooooo much! You make me LMFAO! Yes vodka is the way to go if you don't want to drink beer....btw I finished my vodka bottle today and am now drinking India Pale Ale.....yum....almost cut my hair, happened just the other day. Was getting kind of long and I could have said it wasn't my way. But I didn't and I wonder why......I feel like letting my freak flag fly. I feel....like I owe it......to someone...*rocks out*......you keep keeping on girl! XxXxXxX

[LarenKee]

I had a lady eat an entire meal and only had a dollar fifty to pay for it (it came to like $9) and so she told the manager she ordered a hamburger not a cheeseburger after she ate the whole thing- so I had to pay for it.

[whorepreacher]

Learn how to do something that pays off. You see those old beat up looking ladies serving tables? Do you want to be like that ? You better makes some changes.

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

Your funny at criticizing her.considering you have no fucking videos.you dont know her situation.probably nobody on here does. who the fuck are you to judge her

[whorepreacher]

And besides, if your so proactive, dont waste your time doing dead end work like that. Waiting is for shitheads.

[whorepreacher]

Youll get ten to fifteen percent if youre doing good. Dont like that? Get a new fucking job. Either way, i dont give a shit. Youre nobody.

[whorepreacher]

and the 20 percent rule is something you poor waiters made up to try and get more money. Fuck you. I go for the food, and I really dont give a shit what you think. Bring me my food. Refill my glass once, and get the fuck outta my way, so I can have a conversation that does not include you. White trash.

[whorepreacher]

I like hot tea...So fuck you.

[whorepreacher]

Smoking is nasty. Eww bye

[HONORCAP]

MM...TARD.

[willowtree90]

this is the first video of yours i've seen and i realize you are probably drunk off your ass from all the vodka and cranberry juice, but i frickin love you.

[babigurlhere]

TeeeeHeeee....I luv ya.....ur sooo funny!!! And that girl that was singin'.....CAN SING!!!! For sure.....whenever she gets Youtube or if she already does....plz tell me...buh byez..

[magicbrainman]

Ok, finally, I've seen a restaruant owner of a nice quiet place just order the people who complained about everything to "just leave" So I know people can be rough on waiters. It's a two-sided story--- I have seen waitresses that for no reason would bring the food and not ocme back for nearly the duration of the meal. I got hot and should have- Please forgive the dribble on your turf Thanks for the Video and Yes I am a fat ass

[magicbrainman]

OK too, last comment on this, Restaurants are charging too damn much so it squeezes the waitress' money into oblivion. We are already going to get sponged when going out, paying 60-75$ to the restaurant and we're supposed to dig up an extra 20%? Not happening. But if I was a trial lawyer the cash spills out. But most are not trial lawyers. Advice, go where Docs and Trial lawyers work.

[magicbrainman]

yeah I do understand----we fat asses can be rough on waitresses, ordering as you said many small things keeping them running (You are telling it like it is) when they have lots of t to wait on. But i do get up and get or ask for my own tea/ice or other when I sit there and don't get any and think the waiter is forgetting us.

[Kandeegirl85]

this chick is awesome...shes honest...to the point...100% real...more chicks should be like this...most girls have to do their makeup before they even leave their rooms in the morning...this chick is on the net ..totally natural...and not afraid of shovin her fingers in her mouth and makin weird faces... Props...I give her MAJOR PROPS!

[MissLauraWasHere07]

you're so awesom :D

my hero ahah

[PatriotVamp]

i love you

[sambournsk8r]

r u like 19 or 21? lol 23? haha ur cool n uh funny

[estime19]

i dont know about everyone else but this bitch is hot, i just want to bite her, bite her really hard.

[slyvordan]

EMO

[larlar752000]

XD shes awsome

[croosh1]

$2.15 an hour!?!

[chrispylol]

wtf thats so funny xD

[tacovm]

west side bith!!

[villesille666]

she can sing!!!! holy shit!!!! where is her record deal?

[jeniknf]

sexiest woman on youtube

[DarkKard4]

You took so long to make another video that i almost unsubscribed but glad to see you back.

[Den9899]

Black people RARELY tip well. Put them on the bottom of your list of server priorities. Yeah I said it, but I've recieved too many SHITTY tips from black people, so I know.

[slsteinman]

what's a killing--how much money is a lot to you?

[SuperClr]

Rofl! Another great vid from Katlitter! Dont you dare quit youtube!

[Neotrific]

hahahaha...you are awesome!!!

[Handlr]

hoho, you are even pretty drunk ;D

[liwenlin]

Whatever u said just like u and ur friend's voice lol

[OMGKTHXBAI]

Your friend is a beautiful singer. <3

[lilreeseme]

you rock

[princessericaworld]

omg i can't believe i almost missed this...i've been on live video. you should so come you would love it.

xoxo

princess erica

[ItalianStallionette]

fuckin hot god damn... I wanted to see u2 fuck! hahaha... Welcome back babe!

[theophilus7]

CHEERS!!!!!!!!!

[dorit33]

i used to be a waitress and ill never do it again!! i fuckin hated it! idk if you've seen the movie Waiting with Anna Farris and Ryan Reynolds but only waiters can really relate--its hilarious as hell, you'd love it! loved the vid! :)

[camcording]

O Kat, O Kat,

Your vlogs are so phat.

You rant and rave from birth to the grave,

I want to thank you for that.

Can I have a cookie?

[dontouch2]

LOL..love the vid

[Chikita101]

Nice Video Lol, i see it sucks to be a waiter i know im not ever being one, but anyways make more vids some time. Byes

[LaEmiliana]

"Bitch WHAT ?" - jajajaja

[XOHBENXO]

Hey i don't mean to be an ass or anything but you need some fuckin dick it'll make your life fucking wonderfull. So if you would like come under my desk and suck

[suavekitty]

ive been serving for 10 years...my advice is:

1. stop caring...it makes everything easier...some peeps tip shit and some leave bank...

2. just remember that you are 1 person and you cant do everything at once...you just need to prioritize...put the assholes at the bottom of your mental list, since they prolly wont tip anyway

3. Smile even if you hate them...they dont know that you dont have control over their food...it will fuck with them.

[mickeeteeze]

fancy meeting you here!!!! Eagerly awaiting you're next project !

[princessericaworld]

omg this is so great i missed your rants

[MintGurl]

dude, im so glad you FINALLY made a video!

I miss them! I love when you talk about pet peeves,

I know EXACTLY how you feel. Thanks for spreading the word of incompetence!

[angelfang]

yay you back! i missed your vids! haha were you drunk during most of this?

[mickeeteeze]

Good to see you ! Have driven limos and cabs.....and ...

house mover.....another "tip driven" job. Hey man, you're a good talker,.....how about bar tending?? Or would that be like a cokehead skydiving over PERU???

The freefall begins AFTER THE LANDING?? Glad you are back ! Good luck !

[Guineveire]

Um... tips arent MANDATORY, It's deserved. They dont have to give u a single cent if they didnt want to.

Anyway glad you are back anyways

[scandalousjen]

Cheers!

[DrZarkloff]

Where have you been all my life? I am so in love with you.

[samtwist]

I quit serving to go back to retail. They both suck donkey dick. But a pack of camels and a bottle of JD goes some way to taking the edge off that. Good to have you back Kat.

[samtwist]

Snake Handler Evangelist?!WTF? Lol. Jake Roberts Anyone?

[samtwist]

At last a post!!!

[Elvanda77]

good to see u back! loved this vid.

[PavelZajec]

Been in a lot of places where the wait staff starts off with an attitude. I solved the problem by putting out an estimated tip (yes, more than 15%, usually 25%+), and tell the waitress or waiter that that't their potential tip depending on their service. Also it gets irredeemably smaller according to how htey take care of the table (and no, I don't make off the wall substitutions or demands). Later

[DrZarkloff]

Come see my throat after eating your muffins.

[sweeteedon]

I drive a cab for extra money Sat.nights

You won't believe the shit I have to go through

I would rather wait on tables.

[donnaape]

HEY I LOVE YOU VIDEO'S YOU ROCK!!!

[hallowking]

MISSED YA DRUNKO WHATS UP?

[acousticmtl]

ctahh..your a hippy at heart

[assrapingMonkey]

I 've only watched 1 minute of this video, and I have to say ILOVEYOU!!! sexy mahfukkah, we're glad to have you back! :D

[slamboo]

go back to the other job

[slamboo]

Its easy talk to the manger and eat for free and get you

86 if its a real P L A C E of BIZZ you'll be gone ....

[Jackie615]

I have never been a server, but have the highest respect for those who do. That is not an easy job. If you're a good server, I leave a good tip.

You sound so angry, Kat! lol But, I still love ya, and look forward to your videos! You always make me laugh!

[KinkyUnscrambled]

You're awesome haha.

[RolandDeschain1]

My sister's a waitress and every word you just said is true, no matter where you live in the world.

[PrettyInBlackDress]

hahahahaah you're great! glad to have you back!

[Globalpack]

No no no. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. If that fat ass free bread get it or he will leave little or no tip or never come back.

[utsx]

lol omg ur so great. man...and just for the record ur really pretty, anyway...ya good vids.

[PatrickChandler]

Good to see you back

[synoftheangel]

MISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU GIRL!!!

[Cubit100]

In California I've always been told 15% is standard. I don't ask for much, but damn, if I say I WANT two side orders of 2 eggs -totaling 4 eggs, don't argue and argue with me to get me to order something else.

[restive123]

Don't cut the hair. Pig tails!!!

[HeyDezz]

Hey Kat... good to see ya back...

[rsspinball]

You are a Badass, seriously... seriously

[Bannah]

Your friend has an amazing voice...she is sooo talented!

[theboringdispatcher]

i usually tip double the tax plus one dollar but in california the waitress gets minimum wage

[analkeen]

where haveyou been???? i miss you so much

[elvickRULES]

Yes, many people want to make da moneys of a da utoob.

But you're still the best of us.. youtubers? Meh people who use youtube.

It's good to see you back, I hope you don't take forever to make another vid... your friend has an amazing voice. She's awesome.

[KirneH002]

Welcome back home, Kat :)

Henrik

[Karaadam]

You're Back!!! YAY!!!

[3101010]

Some people just arnt cut out to be servers. Its to bad its all they aspire to be. That or there stuck in a slump and cant get a real job... Good to see you back.

[cpnjack]

"Hi my name's Katlitter and I'll be your FUCKING server today. Got problem with that DUMBASS?"

[brucer20]

KL you should work as a tech support agent for Microsoft. You kind of have that ATTITUDE.

[cykcyko1]

wow..not 24 hours ago i was riding my bike to work and the name Katlitter flashed across my brain (don't ask how that works...it just does)

and here is a brand new video...sweet.

i live by one rule...don't fuck with ppl who provide a service for you...because there are a million way they can fuck with you back.

[ladyanarchy82]

omg im havin flashbacks! its katlitter!!!!!! careful with that damn liquour girl. will rot and licky lick u out so fast! luv ya girl!

[Moviebro]

I could never work in restaurants.Retail is hard enough dealing with people.I need a break I just want to stock shit at this point.People suck!Well not all people but you know....

[synthemesc06]

You rock Katlitter. Your hair is getting long. Come back to Florida.

[UFGatorJenn]

Your back..............FINALLY!!!!

[bobsaguitarist]

Please!!!! let her do that song in that chair... from start to finish!! Wow!!!!! shes freakin AWESOME!!!!! and if she gets her own channel please let me know.. please!! OH and very nice to see ya Kat!!!!! you rock!

[Crosisborg]

Man I missed this girl.

[july7nyc]

Ur unexplained absence triggered abandonment issues and I'm still trying 2 deal w it all in therapy. Now u put out this vid and I'm conflicted. (sigh) My therapist says I should move on, but how can I? I mean, BHS, yo!?! Yeah, those were the days... ;) Lol!

[radcore1]

love all your vids. + your friend is an awesome singer! she needs an account, def!!

[WORRO01]

you know,,, u need to just get tuff, your to soft woman,,,,, ;)~

[villaine]

Geeze, I missed your videos. You're the only one on youtube with a sense of humor and some spunk - yeah I know I sound like I'm 80 years old. So deal. Don't stay away so long!!

[VioletKitty411]

The ones that run you off are guaranteed to be crappy tippers. I have worked in many restaurants and made a killing doing it. By the way, I wasn't a "waitress"...I was a "food dispersal engineer" Haha!!!

Good to see you back. btw...comments limits are done!

[Pipistrello]

Yeah. Busted. I missed you. :)

[truevindication]

lol i almost forgot how much i loved you!!

[panta125]

katlitter! I LOVE YOU. you are honestly one of the funniest girls i've ever seen. haha imma send u a video response fo sho

[RocknRoll420763]

Glad to see you back, I've missed your funny faces

take care

[katiesopinion]

where you been???

[XxPnuemaxX]

Oh YAYYYY You're back! Please don't wait 2 more months to make a video again! We miss you so! ;0;

[AnalYogurt]

hahaha this is awesome

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

its great to see you back,even though im a new subscriber of 3 wks,ive seen and enjoy your vlogs.

[Gemm73]

If I waited tables, I'd most likely get fired.... ;)

[ontrashakotra]

Yeah I'm good to restaurant people when I go in one. When they sense all the coolness comin' from me, they stay cool too.

She's a damn good singer.

[cpnjack]

Oh my GOD katlitter's back.

[whirlysquirrel]

Is that you're girlfriend? Damn, I'm jealous.

I used to be a busboy back when I was 16, I can attest to the shitty attitude of people. I really believe some people can't help but be assholes. They just don't realize it. It's a thankless job sometimes, good luck!

[xxitsmyfault]

aww i'm so glad to see you back!