Abbott & Costello - Numbers Game

[jamiexf]

Before rap!

[AngelFallen38]

lol

[123sweetgigimusic]

i wonder what the answer is for them to get to be the same age... lol.

[DarknGlory]

this is awesome

[96monima]

I love 'em hahahahaha

[NANLIT90]

The only way she could catch up if if Costello died and the female lives 30 more years and gets to the same age he was at death and she could pass him only if she lived more than 30 years after Costello's death. But yeah, as long as they are both living, they can't be the same age.

[8literbeater]

@NANLIT90 Wow, did you use a calculator to figure that out? Holy smokes.

[ariosona]

@NANLIT90 Yes, it's a joke. Not an actual math problem.

[792Lopez]

@NANLIT90 This joke went over your head.. I don't know how someone like you can take this seriously. Lol. It's COMEDY. Not Non-Fiction.

[maalblade]

@NANLIT90 actually using relativity, he could hypothetically travel in space and come back to be the same age.

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

y= x/(x-30)

therefore

x=0 its 0/-30 = 0

x=20 its 20/-10 = -2

x=30 its 30/0 = undefined

x=40 its 40/10 = 4

Its a clever use of asymptote very clever, so clever in fact it should be used in maths texts books xD

[kungfuweasel78]

@NotAnyoneSpecial call me dumb but letters will never be numbers 14 years after high school and i still dont have a clue what there talking about

[hazlcha]

LOL unless she comes from the mountains. Love it!

[CreazioniPinnacolo]

40 year old in love with a 10 year old...wtf??? lmao

[BallerPimp3243]

I like my Uncle Sam. xD

[robocoastie]

they were great. I loved the A&C movies on UHF tv. Ma & Pa Kettle were great ones too.

[gster391]

I'll give you a five for two tens.

[manyflga]

What a pair. They were great. I can watch these routines over and over again.

[zNEKOMARUz]

wow.....seriously? o_0

[sikchild247]

bahahaha not unless i come from the mountains XD!!!!

[aabbklll101]

the best of comedy comes from being dumb

[6199Amber]

isnt abbott the one marrying the 10 year-old girl? and costello is the smart one????

[USCCHRIS0476]

@6199Amber Abbott is the thin, smart one. Costello is the fat, funny man

[6199Amber]

@USCCHRIS0476 oh ok thanks.. I just started watching this and i already LOOOOOVVEE them!

[USCCHRIS0476]

@6199Amber there awesome!

[Dash277]

"She's catchin up!"

[DVDluvr123]

How about a 60 year old man who is in love with a 10 year old girl? He is 6 times older than her. But if they wait 15 years, he will be 75 and she will be 25. Then he will be 3 times older than her. So they wait another 25 years. He will be 100 and she will be 50. Then he will only be twice as old as her. At that point, I say go for it!

[Sweetheartbabez]

@DVDluvr123 dis comment made me LOL

[ciaran624]

LOL HES A TART

[poodledreams]

1:01 "You got a good idea where I'm gonna wind up." Classic Line!

[bleach2030]

lol this is funnyXD

[logancody05]

"This is gonna be a pip!"

[flute1234555]

HAHA! She's gonna be older than me!

[TheQuilanvos]

My brain hurts....

[joe133322]

mind = blown

[silntdoogood]

LOL this is one of my favorite clips ever!

[leafyutube]

If the guy is 60 and the girl is 30, that's one lucky guy. Haha!

[903harman]

omg! XD

[scaper803]

can somone PLeASE tell me the answer to the math puzzle???

[xXLonesomeLyricsXx]

@scaper803 its a trick question. The girl will never catch up, she will always be 30 years younger

[TheFoolsMoment]

I love this humour. Its so smart

[logancody05]

If anyone was ever born to play a First Sargent it was Nat Pendelton.

[HRS7Shots]

I love these guys xD

[MosKeto270]

these skits never get old

[Ironstronghold]

now im going out with a 10 year old u know were im going to end up in

[russo76]

Not unless I come from the mountains.

[lavaball635]

Now i'm going out with a 10 year old girl, you've got a good idea where i'm gonna end up

[SuperMcMuffinman]

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao

[barretxiii]

"After all I took my uncle's advice"

"What Uncle"

"Uncle Sam"

NICE

[DeltaPhi79]

I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy...

[natonyh]

Um, he'll die eventually too. Or if he doesn't die, then he and the girl won't be able to reach the same age since they'll both keep going up, heh

[hobbes1776]

I love how he says " I'm a bad boy" classic

[Oudler]

(N+X)/(D+X) < N/D LOL

[inkey2]

I am surprised they would use the exact routine in two different movies.....the one "say you're a 40 year old man.....etc

[Oudler]

@inkey2 I think in a military themed film, this gag is ironically appropriate because it's based on the properties of ratios which are relevant to military strategy. In the game of Chess it is advantageous to exchange material when one is ahead because this increases the ratio of material superiority.

[Licreh]

Another gag I like that they use a couple times is counting the money:

"1 for you, 1 for me. 2 for you, 1,2 for me. 3 for you, 1,2,3 for me..."

[VVNxWang]

what did he answer to the $5 and $10 in the pants questiopn?

[cmoore7777]

he got the captain's pants on

[VVNxWang]

can u explain

[liberal1337]

he said he had the captains pants on.

[michael19067]

awsome

[g0ing2n0where]

hah classic humor. Still good

[prattyx101]

"Ohhhh I'm a Badd Boy"

LOL

[Enfrcr911]

I remember Sundays long ago on Tv..Why won`t they play it..I miss Abbott and costello.I only see the 3 Stooges..on the weekends..its not fair.dam nielsen

[DirtyNHairy]

I'm the grandson of Abbott's cousin, i hear stories about him all the time. i love him so much that i often find my self thinking, if only he was younger i'd marry him

[Oudler]

@Enfrcr911 I just watched Buck Privates on Turner Classic Movies a few minutes ago.

[Treefyleaf]

@Enfrcr911 I think it's due just as much to a change in what is seen as 'funny' and 'unfunny'. Currently, the trend seems to be towards comedy being dictated by how grotesque, crass, or downright random and nonsensical you can be within the brief timespan needed for the joke and the punchline.

[clewi1091]

why should she wait for you?......i was nice enough to wait for her.......lol.

[deenaray38]

@clewi1091 if the girl dont wanna marry me she dont have to marry for me

[jac0bm]

"If i wait to long she'll pass me up!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...lol.

[SupaTroll195]

This stuff is the main reason i wish i was alive back then :D

[flamedemon96]

i agree with u on that

[nilquiddity]

amen

[cotarna]

I wish they stilled lived but they do, in our hearts... Geez that just sounded weird, we got youtube already...

[JimQualls]

Unequalled talent!!

[zikki4eva]

I love them so much! No one can replace A&C classics like this!

[princessjezzica]

HAHAHAHA ohmannn I love this film :D

[TheMaskedNinja]

Lmao! It's been a while since i have seen any of these movies!