Thinking 101

[iloveyoass69]

food,nom nom, boobies, epic win

[GoldSnacks]

lol

[NitrosKB]

you were thinking of kissing eagle.:0

[jwddnh]

Watch my Vlogs!!

[N012CHERE]

"food food food food, nom nom nom, food foood food food, nomnom nom.

BOOBIES!!!!" -Craig

what a genius!

[xHalf]

hahaha loved the beginning! replayed that part like 10 times

[gunshow589]

nom nom nom boobies nom nom nom

[MariazzZebra]

breakfast... you're genius

[Nelley9517]

I'd say the boobies are my favorite part of this video.

[fallingpatrik15]

That's funny as hell.

[adamski2206]

"nom nom nom boobies nom nom nom" lmfao

[Darlagayle]

Don't exhale so much don't exhale so much ooh ooh ooh

[peanutshooo]

holy shit i'm sorry for exhaling so hard wheezy

[gleefulolive101]

@peanutshooo Shirt.

[baroquefish]

i. LOVE that intro!

[Nazzaaa89]

The eagle noise woke my cat up. Made him jump. He then decided to try and find the thing that was making the noise, and found it fun to destroy one of my pillows...

I hate that eagle too. /:

[calebandbear]

those are huge boobies......

[modernjuice]

lol

so the first time I watched the video in the middle of the word 'exciting' an advertisement came up

I thought it was some cruel joke.

[constance1770]

when he went to kiss the eagle, i was like, noooooooooooooo!

[regularguy5mb]

I'd definitely get in trouble with a thought-driven car.

"Drive to Scarlett Johanssen's..."

[trejoluis505]

pause at 1:25 for boobies and funny face XD

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[giveahooot]

I bet that exhale scene was twice as hilarious before the wind effect was added.

[MrMonkeyman576]

press 5 "odius"

[elinwrj]

My cat went crazy when the bird sound played! :L bless

[JOvaladeZ]

lol nice camel toe

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

Mutachio voice!

[synndarella]

I've watched this so many times now, it STILL makes me laugh :)

[NixonBridge]

if its not to much to ask can leave your input on my videos it would mean alot to me

[synndarella]

@NixonBridge I'm so nosey I had to go peek at your channel, Your son is the cutest kid I've ever seen, he's such a handsome lil chap. Good luck with the teen years, you got a lil heartbreaker there :)

[Movieist]

youtube search: =EMjmbvD4QZ8

[mrschmidt13]

I know a lot of people overuse "lol" but i literally do lol at my PC at Wheezy's vids. God love you Wheezy, bringing truth to when people really do, lol. xx

[Msemospongebob]

February 25th is also George Harrison's Birthday.

sorry i'm a Beatles addict.

[joomoo123]

YOU SKIPPED BOSTON. WHY DID YOU SKIP BOSTON, WHEEZY? PLLLEEEAASSEE COME TO BOSTON. PLEASE, WHEEZY. PLEASE COME TO BOSTON, WHEEZY?

[asdasasefasd]

wheezy adds?

[macwemyssTMO]

1:56 is priceless :D

[alicia0spaghetti]

"food food food food nom nom nom nom. boobies. nom nom" xD 1:21

[MehsterChief]

how did that comforter move in the beginning?!

[TheUberRofl]

WHAT DOES 101 MEAN????

[MallratFilms]

@TheUberRofl It's another word for "lesson"

[TheUberRofl]

@MallratFilms thanks man :-)

[nilaya87]

@TheUberRofl It means "for beginners" or "introduction course" or simply "basics".

[cbas95]

1:57 xD

[BoomBrush]

33 people dont have beards

[tgreer93]

i took the breath at the intro. i burst out laughing

[xxxliv4dancexxx]

i will so be coming to one of your shows!!!

[sammibal]

you are awesome

[randomvlog39er]

what Happened to free bagel friday and knocking out ur boss!?

[ILookLikeMcLovin]

Oops! sorry, guess I didn't read enough lol... again,sorry for the intrusion/confusion.

[TiaMaryyTanginoaxD]

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom, Boobies.

[aaarman3]

this nigga is high

[nekojin668]

nomnomnonm boobies lmfao

[DevonsTeeth]

Those were nice boobies

[SnowAsche]

oh my gosh. I was eating waffles while watching this! EPIC WIN

[andtheydanced]

foodfoodfoodfood nom nom nom nom.

That's how I eat :)

No, seriously.

[Phlemberg]

I guess since people are getting so angry, I'll need to say everything I've missed, because Phlemberg, Is, STUPID! You can count that one. So: Explosion Wednesday (not that it's a thing), Sun angry at him, Banjo Face, Breathing is my thing, Craig with a wig, Ty the Regular Guy, Breakfast-Song puns, Sky Bank, Salsa (a bit of an old one), Red-faced embarrassment, Fists making black holes, censoring restaurant name with piano, banging childrens keyboard, thought microphone, and jumping time travel.

[gobackto82]

@Phlemberg ear SLAP!

[SuperTortoisedude]

@Phlemberg eagle, whaletank, alligator pit?

[Mistiewell]

Crap, Wheezy you're so popular I now have to watch ads! *sigh*

[timissoverysexy]

@Phlemberg You forgot wednesday, wednesday, explosion wednesday. But I suppose that's acceptable, still not really sure if that's a thing yet.

[Phlemberg]

@timissoverysexy Wasn't enough characters to fit in the space.

[RainyButterfly]

FOOD FOOD FOOD NOM NOM

[TheGentlemanlyIsopod]

Thumbs up if you paused at 1:24

[entertainmentfan30]

Right when you punched the eagle I just put a bite of cereal in my mouth. Let's just say it was really embarrassing. :)

[nnathannpeacock]

/watch?v=YCzKaltPy6g&feature=f­eedu

[guildwarshobo]

I'll be at the concert in Philly!

[TheRealSammich]

next up: a rocketship controlled by thought.

Take that eagle!

mmmm... i wonder what its like to have coffee in space

[EmperorEthan]

Just a lo-res eagle in a hi-def world.

I'd buy that t-shirt.

[axpala]

@EmperorEthan or he's just a lo-res eagle livin in a hi-def world.

[AnaAirplane]

When I inhaled, I inhaled spit. That was 20 minutes ago. I've been coughing since, I just coughed up blood.

Last time I listen to you -_-

[Aetos1337]

@AnaAirplane I lol'd :) sorry

[LexiPexi15]

Sorry Craig but we all know that the eagle is a guy. But it doesn't really matter because you were still going to kiss an eagle.

[flowingmarc]

please someone make 1:56 - 1:58 a gif PLS

[kapplejacked]

NOM NOM NOM boobies.

[tdda87]

u seem so random lol bt i love it

[Nerdfighterlife]

This is the first Wheezy Waiter video I have watched (excluding the music video for Legends of Archery.)

I have no idea what's going on, but I frakin' love it. (=

[Hedleylover372550]

Food Food Food, NomNomNom

[K1LLD1LL]

I LOVE THIS GUY! You're the besttt! My favourite you-tuber now!

[KroatianBOInigga]

I dont think that thinkings your thing wheezy but then again its not my thin either.

[00caldwell00]

¡¡¡¡snoıɹɐןıɥ ƃuıʞɔnɟ

[roberto121395]

I don't understand what's special about this guy. I'm not hating, I'm just unsure of why people like him

[IHACKER316]

@roberto121395 hes very creative and funny. he dosnt use misleading thumbnails he respects his subscribes and for that he has the most loyal of subs

[adropofcitrus]

food food food food nom nom nom food food food food nomnom nom boobies food foodfoodfood nomnomnom

[urheartbreaker]

Food food food nomm noommn onnommm

[peron75]

cute haircut

[whatwhitepeopledo]

"Thinking is momentary dismissal of hearing" thats all you need to know

[AllAttributes98]

You should feed this comment to the whale.

[CoffeeCakeProduction]

Dont ever be friend with the eagel - all the birds are the same - evil

[stevenking94]

BEARD LOVERS ITS TIME...(POP CULTURE!) YAH ITS TIME (POP CULTURE) WEEZY WAITER!

[7ensewlew]

Nice haircut Craig! :)

[MrAllyWow]

repeatedly click 7 on your keyboard

[sparkyflamez]

Craig, I think I speak for all my fellow loyal beard-lovers when I say that we miss Free Bagel Fridays! Thumbs up if you agree or if I'm just awesome! :D

[Phlemberg]

AH *SHIRT*!

[etoth3703]

OMG U SHOULD HAVE A JUSTIN BIEBER CLONE!!

[Phlemberg]

Probably missed something in there, feel free to point it out.

[Phlemberg]

About a week ago, I saw a wheezywaiter video. I heard he was really funny, but I didn't get any of the inside jokes. So I decided to watch all 469 of his videos. It took some time, but now I know everything! Free bagel friday, slap bracelet, clones, pet whale (stoner michael phelps and short lived hasselhoff), alligator pit, loves it when the coffees done, eagle, swearing fake mom, dad gets drunk, time travel, stretchy arms, ding bleeped f-bombs, shirt and pants for censors, and the wheezywink.

[manhammer2]

@Phlemberg you forgot aunt judy and multiple other things like Craig with a wig, explosion Wednesday, and so much more.

[Phlemberg]

@manhammer2 Wait, explosion wednesday isn't a thing, ha!

[manhammer2]

@Phlemberg I'm not saying its a thing but its something that he has been contemplating over for a while now and deserves recognition.

[IHACKER316]

@Phlemberg waw you forgot explosion Wednesday .

o wait yea its not a thing yet --your good your very good

[steve9893]

@Phlemberg forgot aunt judy

[Phlemberg]

@steve9893 I know, I've been informed of several things, including remembering some. Sun being angry at him, thought mic, Craig with a wig, etc.

[xaioFTW]

@Phlemberg what about ty the regular guy? the spy drugging, and the clone personalities?

[Phlemberg]

@xaioFTW I don't think Ty reoccurs enough, clone personalities is kinda part of clones in general, and I believe the spy drugging happened only once. Man, I'm such a wheezynerd. Like a combination of a nerdfighter and beardlover.

[xaioFTW]

@Phlemberg mannnn!! what about the spy fist showdown? that happened after the drugging! they count in wheezistory!

[rogerLOX]

@Phlemberg YOU JUST LEARNED YOUR WEEZIES

[leayana]

@Phlemberg Oh dear, you didn't forget Aunt Judy did you?! EXPLOSION wait, no, not Wednesday....

[bobspianosbffl]

@Phlemberg and the sun but yeah, good going!

[toocoolforausername1]

@Phlemberg dont forget the idea book and eggo waffles

[cyberminky64]

@Phlemberg EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY :D

[ILookLikeMcLovin]

@Phlemberg don't forget explosion wednesdays! (even though it isn't quite a "thing" yet lol)

[Phlemberg]

@ILookLikeMcLovin I included that in the comment below about 3 comments below, I couldn't fit all of them in one comment.

[xGurtx]

@Phlemberg You had to have spent 3.5 hours a day every day for the last week to watch them all lol, If you only did it 5 days then it would be 5 hours.

[Hightscribe]

@Phlemberg Good you didn't mention wednesday explosion...

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

@Phlemberg SLAP BRACELET!! I loved that one :D aww he never does it anymore :(

[Phlemberg]

@BriIsTheFinestCheese I KNOW, makes me so angry *smashes fists*. Oh no, black hole! Phew :P

[JTTTdude]

@Phlemberg Good thing you didn't include Explosion Wednesdays, because I mean, it isn't even a thing yet.

[Shoot4Beyond]

@Phlemberg what about aunt judy?

[CubanoBink]

@Phlemberg You forgot Explosion Wednesday

[LiamCrowley1990]

@Phlemberg You're forgetting about "Explosion Wednesday", it's and inside joke but definitely not a thing yet.

[DreamsCatcher101]

@Phlemberg Aunt Judy will be feeling left out :(

[TheMisakiDubs]

@Phlemberg Explosion wednesday? =O

[7forthewin7]

@Phlemberg you forgot aunt judy!

[chelseabeamazing]

@Phlemberg did you see craig with a wig? i like craig with a wig!

[Phlemberg]

@chelseabeamazing Weren't enough characters left :P

[Flahboodah]

@Phlemberg You're awesome.

[CookiesAreStellar]

@Phlemberg you forgot aunt judy..?

[Phlemberg]

@CookiesAreStellar I feel like I need to keep restating. There weren't enough characters left, Youtube wouldn't let me wright anymore. Don't mean to take it out on you, just feeling like Craig does when all his commenters point out his errors, because Wheezywaiter, is, Stupid!!!!!

[KSaebinMusic]

@Phlemberg I did the same when I first found wheezywaiter too :D

[DevennyTheGnome]

actually lol'd when the eagle swore

[Mekebek]

check out 1001men on youtube

[stagecoachjoe]

LEGO wink in a LEGO Wheezy crib = EPIC WIN!

[1aneuman]

Why does he have to move his car?  Just get a clone to do it, the driving clone!

[TheMsfirecracker77]

Sometimes I watch him with no sound.....because I can.

[MrSPEFD]

pause at exactly 1:24 :D

[1001Men]

hhhmmm wouldn't it b good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked on stupid people lol

[DelinquentBeeva]

How come there's no russian clone !!!! you offend your russian fanz !! bastard ! =)

[TheGreenGuy22]

2:42 and PAUSE! Left corner up!!

[lavi332]

Cool! :D

[GoodGustav]

Your beard is going to smell like syrup ALL day.

[thian13]

Why isn''t there a NERDY CLONE??? would be cool!

[Fetish4Beards]

WATCH MAH VIDS! :0

[TF2Silencer]

omnomnomnom food food omnomnomnom boobies

[oodymoto2012]

your band is awesome :)

[OOFTStuart]

That was the funniest eagle moment yet. A good proper LOL was had.

[BoomBrush]

this comment will get the least amount of thumbs up on youtube

[MrFirefighter343]

i think that was quiet clone...he is so powerful and yet so quiet...i htink thats y his name is quiet clone

[ep74468]

oh thank god, i havent breathed in months, because breathing is craig's thing

[asifff]

I just made a drawing video of you and your new haircut on my channel :D

[theLYTV]

Wheeeeezyyyyyyy haircuuuuut!! :D

[CuteCoil]

Big haircut! also: waffles.

[LysA034]

Those leggos were awesome!!

[carmenimperial]

a different video

i lkie it

[shubzaa]

love love love! Wheezy you are the only good thing on youtube!

[GravesWatch]

Wheezy rocks.

[jbogaardxox]

I am definitely subscribing :)

[Samtasmical]

I have and am wearing that shirt...its weird,

[xODIDDYx]

BOOBIES :D

[daone1008]

How did you make the blanket fly back!!?? 0:08

[simulad1]

@daone1008 I assume that there was some foreign magic involved...

[MrCookie12345]

@daone1008 The same way he edits in clones.

[Soyawannabeamasta]

@daone1008 That was your exhale, silly.

[ericdeben]

@daone1008 My guess would be he used cloning, but his other clone was off screen to flip the blanket. At least, that's how I'd do it.

[cuber1]

@daone1008 A clone pulled it out of the frame.

[UnfamousWannaBe]

@daone1008 accent Chinese Secret!

[ninjagodmaster3]

@daone1008

HE didn't

WE did , we exhaled to ''hard''

or..

we ''wheezyWINKED'' to strongly

[joeyboombilotts]

@daone1008 theres a fan in the background after that scene. 0:15

[Omabroodje]

@daone1008

Didn't you exhale?

[asifff]

did you see my drawing video of you yet :D