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  • has anyone found the music yet?

  • i love the music

  • Sponsored by NAMBLA(c)

  • jajaa

  • eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • LAUL!

  • wtf..lol

  • ill and hahahhah

  • hehe lol

  • RECOGNIZE

  • @RaiderOfChaos

    //BT

    Recognition sequence initializing . . .

    Cognators: ACTIVE . . .

    Man/Boy love status: CONFIRMED . . .

    Unknown variable encountered . . .

    Initiating FAILsafe protocol . . .

    Recognition sequence:ABORTED

    //BT

  • ReCOGnize.

  • ppl who made this are straight up faggits... lol .. seriously..

  • RECOGNIZE!

    And this is terrible... lol

  • fuck yeah. how about a bf v version =[]

  • Recognize

  • lol

  • RECOGNIZE

  • Machinima is going to get taken out by the Public Masturbater ....

  • Screw you machinima....

  • blije man dit is echt zo zielig he hoe dom dit is

  • this is beyond funny!

  • Bradley Wojcik - tank_man

    1500 old highway 52

    lafayette, tn

    615.713.2359wat

  • not bad a little bit over 18 lol

  • Battlefield - the place where you become a REAL MAN! LOLLOOLOLOLOLOL

  • it turned me in a man!!

    Thanks you Battlefield!

  • this turns me on! HAHA JK!

  • luv the song

  • ROFL

  • man you so cool !

    :DD

  • 0:20 metal gay solid 4

  • its Battlefield 2142 not metal gear solid...

  • i know haha, i meant that the robots looked like metal gears

  • right

  • -.-

    Battlefield 2142

  • lol i love the tank 1 and the robot t-bag

  • wtf

  • who EVER made this is GAY and has NO LIFE!!!

  • i does?

  • oh my god

  • whered the other machiniapr0n go?

  • it got removed

  • i liked the other one better, i was going to watch it =\

  • what song is that, please reply to this message if ya know...

    Thanks ppl!

  • 1:00 mintue of SUCK!!!!!

  • Yeah, littary. Sucking and F**king. Thats how we roll. Pixel pr0n

  • im sorry for this but i find it sad that this turned u peoples on.....its a game and its freekin army men....sorry for that though

  • I jizzed.

    Twice.

  • ..........

  • Ahahahahahaha

    Best p0rn video in the youtube xD

  • Turned me on for a bit... but lost my erection when the video stopped and loaded...this is why i hate my dial up connekson

  • 0kmfg u comenteed ty u just made me $20

    g0d i luv machinima

  • wat are u gay?

  • Original, but still very disturbing...

  • Hahaha :D

  • The tank part was hot! lol

  • ROFL!!!!

  • omgwtfbbq

  • LOL

  • LOL nice one

  • fail

  • that was disgusting beyond beleif... I thought I saw sick senses of humor before, but that, was just disturbing to a whole new level...

  • Don't give tank man hate cause he makes better machinimapron than you guys <_<

  • hey people get desperate in a time of war, I dont blame them if they want to have a little bit of fun.

  • Why would you hold a gun while receiveing a blow job though and I thnk I'd just shoot that gay guy off my dick if it were me

  • ejb626, something tells me this isn't supposed to be realistic.

  • yes indeed they do get desparte and bored in war!

  • lulz, it was so weird, I liked it :|

  • ROFL

  • xDD

  • dude, WTF, can't believe this stuff, nice music by the way

  • lmfao

  • lol the music

  • lol

  • biggest waste of time in my life

    5 Stars and favorited :D

  • ROFL :"D

  • epic fail

  • lmao

  • gay...

  • Oh god i loled

  • hahaha

  • wtf...

  • "Even 2 girls 1 cup is better than this..."

  • LMFAO :17

  • I beat off to this vid like three fuckin times XDDD

  • i beat off 2 u

  • mhm ok there fgt XD

  • god im funny

  • roflmao!!!!!

  • hahahahaha!

  • no commentt

  • lolz

  • what the fuck?

  • hahaa

  • the fuck?

  • Nice.. That's hawt.

  • what game is dis

    ?

  • battlefield 2

  • bf2, bf2142, garry's mod

  • lol tank sex

  • hahaha this is the funiest shit ive seen this month

  • this is just manpr0n.

  • NO.... THIS IS SPARTAN PR0N!!

  • No! This is Patrick!

  • Pr0n :C

  • i have one question, are you retarded or a 12 year old? or both for any mater?

  • MOAR!!

  • hot

  • lol

  • lol wut??

  • wow.......... lol

  • WHAT????

  • That was disturbing. . .

  • lolololol awesomnes :DDD fav n 5stars

  • rofl

  • WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY!!

  • LULZ

  • Pretty nice!It would be awesome if they would scream in german!

  • Man this is bullshit

  • rofl

  • lol?

  • wow. usually I wouldn't think this but This was pretty immature.....

    If you did it a little better than that then I wouldn't be saying that,,,

  • lulz are you fucking shitting me? I've got to try it, you no life shit brain bastard +)

  • Made me laugh

  • hahhahahahahhaha

  • lol i was 1st comment and (i've never done that b4) and i said 1st 7 people downgraded my comment) and they said who cares ect..ect..

    I FEEL SO SPECIAL TO BE 1st on a AWSOME VID *Beets chest* deer

    lol...

  • stupid it woulda been funny if you did a montage of T-bagging in a bunch of different games....

  • pervert

  • lol wtf rofl

  • It almost as realistic as the real army these days LMAO! You mught take a while to get this one!

  • Tank-on-tank is sexy XD

  • That was too gay

  • omg gay lol

  • lol this is random. Funny, good, but random. And to everyone unsubscribing: Do you even think they give half a crap? they have tens of thousands of subscribers, and they get hundreds more every day. Do you think you really matter to them? are they going to cater to your every prefrences now? people do find this funny, and they do have a lot of good, deep stuff. some of this stuff is better then a lot of movies I watch

  • Epic retardness awesome xD

  • more ratings and comments than views.... okay

  • The views dont update imediately. Its by some certain amount of time

  • Win.

  • yeah machinima's videos suck nowadays.

  • Machinima, remember when you would actually scrap a bad video like this and post some funny machinima.

  • I'm unsubscribing because you barely make videos and instead, upload these stupid machinimas and get countless cash each time you do so. You used to be cool, now you're a mercenary freak who rather uploads other crappy machinimas than make your own.

  • Not gonna argue with gamefreak. They're total sellouts now. Half the vids are trailers, and the other half are poorly written Halo 3 or COD4 machinimas. Never see any gmod machinimas anymore. Or really, anything good, for that matter. Thats why the vids me and my film group have been doing arent being posted through machinima.

  • lol, machinima uploads any video that has to do with cod and other games. moron.

  • random sorta lol

  • that was.... disterbing

  • Your all just mad because you were expecting porn but you got something funny instead

  • you cant even have porn on youtube anyway idiot

  • LOL AT THE TANKS

  • wtf?

  • WOW

  • What the fuck is this?

  • porn....good cheap porn

  • ahh i lol'd hard and he doesnt make this people do and give em to him and tell to upload

  • Tank_Man sucks a big hairy asshole.

    Both figuratively and literally.

  • OMG!!.....How'd you know?

  • lolz

  • ...

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  • O_o

  • liol

  • there are two ways you can look at this video

    1) gay

    2) Fucking retarded and Machinima doesn't have any good videos anymore

  • Gonna have to go with both, Wormboy.

  • wow.... eh?

  • um............................­......

  • O.o

  • ew lol.....

  • WTF?!

    Apparently, this guy has no life.

  • yes indeed i dont,

    just incase you guys didnt know this is a video response to smooth few films, web zeroes show when they were talking about machiniporn