David Letterman - Dallas Braden Top Ten

[alexrap77]

at 3:07 what is the thing moving on Letterman's desk to the right of the coffee mug?

[mjpipkid]

@alexrap77 pen cap?

[AmistosoPlace]

David Letterman knows nothing about sports.

[TBoneTV99]

HaHaHAhaAHAH. My name is Braden, and my friends name is Dallas.

[bigfilmhat]

I was at Dallas Braden's perfecto. Not kidding!

[613and802]

@bigfilmhat oh my god!!! can i meet you?!

[JDtheDrunk]

Five of the jokes on that top 10 were either exactly the same as or variations of the one in Buehrle's

[derjukee]

@JDtheDrunk I noticed that too. Lame, lame, lame.

[657killer]

dallas would kick a rods ass

[BoyyPace]

@657killer um nooo, a rod is much bigger and taller and braden a red neck sorry ass

[Whitesoxfas08]

are you guys stupid Buerle threw it the year before Braden

[superflavorful]

# 9, 7, and 2 all on Buehrle's list

[catsnhockey]

"sombreros come w/ curls"

[theds102]

3 of these jokes were copied from the mark burhele top ten

[spiked200]

@theds102 actually braden threw his before buerhle

[theds102]

@spiked200 no not really burlehe threw his three years ago

[hahaha796]

@spiked200 idiot...dallas bradens was 2 years after buehrle

[F4k3F1ND3R]

@hahaha796 Braden's was a year after Buehrle. Do your homework before you call people names.

[emiliano0825]

i like it bettter when i heard mark buehrle say that

[InfamousNik]

he used number 9 and number 7 and number 2 for Mark Buehrle's list. except it was kate hudson instead of justin bieber

[yamari789]

he looks like hes stoned

[ddddddd543]

braden seems pretty cool

[WSfan22]

POSER!!!!

Those are all cheap knock off's of Marke Buehrle's Top 10.

[ddddddd543]

@WSfan22 braden isnt the poser it letterman who is

[supu6]

@WSfan22 He doesn't write it...

[WSfan22]

:01

[gangsta2210]

Ha i went to the rangers game on wednesday and he threw me a ball during batting practice!! :)

[CrazyStupidFilmsBTex]

@gangsta2210 and you got all wet. xD

[FabioFresh]

half of those were used with Mark Buhrle

[chewinggumfreak8]

LOL

[skatingslash1]

What a tool. 

[KDSD86]

i dont get the mashed potatoe joke

[OaKlEy95219]

@KDSD86 i think it means because he looks hillybilly and redneck and u kno they like mashed potatoes maybeeeee??

[fearthehawksndcavs24]

@KDSD86 everything before the actual top 10 was just stupid

[cmbuvi92]

way to use the same ones from Mark Beuhrle's Perfect Game list!

[ProjectOps209]

Dallas Braden, STOCKTON california. 209 bitch.

[BeeaReADee]

@ProjectOps209 lollllll patricks brother?

[sutterboyz75]

@ProjectOps209 Dallas Braden Yuba Sutter Gold Sox

[AnE000002]

alotta these jokes were used for buehrles ten and the rest sucked.

[bluetone49]

Braden uses his mouth as his asshole, he hasn't won a game since he opended it, taking smack to A-Rod, what kindergarten behavior.

[ddddddd543]

@bluetone49 A-Rod cheats on his wife and the game. Quit defending him.

[legendclassic93]

Fuck A-rod

go Dallas Braden

and of course Go RANGERS

[mudsoxfan]

Some of those were the same as Buehrle's top 10. The I did it! I did it! It's only the 4th, the Kate Hudson one, and giving up one hit. Be more original, please.

[bluetone49]

Braden had a big mouth he couldn't keep shut talking smack about A-Rod. He hasn't won a game in 5 outing since, but that's what happens to little leaguers, what an asshole he's made of himself.

[legendclassic93]

A-Rod is the asshole get it right

[clofida]

@legendclassic93 thank you finally someone agrees with me

[FarmingtonFarmers19]

Half these are Reworded from Mark Buerlhe's Top 10

[JJE2351]

It wasn't funny at all and Braden handled that with absolute ZERO class. GO YANKEES!!!!!!

[BreadedRedhead]

haha, dude, Letterman has NO IDEA what baseball even is, practically! Braden went on A-Rod's mound? hahaha

[Junkbox09]

no. 10 should be way up the top! no. 1 deserved to be there...

[mginsburg64]

I saw Dallas Braden Pitch his Major league Debut against the Orioles in Baltimore. Just before the first inning after he was warming up in the bull pen he was walking to the dugout and I shouted to Dallas, you gonna do fine today!!! "The Dallas Cowboys are my favorite team and so are the A's" he smiled and gave me a thumbs up sign. He pitched 5 innings that day and got his first major league Victory!!!! and as they say, the rest is History

[Ducksrule123]

LETS GO OAKLAND

[run2home93]

What's there not to like about this guy?

[8182570]

ROFL!!!

[davewebb413]

Amazing he writers used the SAME 3 jokes on the top 10 they used for Mark Buehrle's top 10 thoughts during the Perfect game..." I did it I did it oh wait it's only the 4th inning." " Maybe I should give up one hit so I don't have to do letterman." " Maybe I can give Kate Hudson a call.

[slipknotshukla]

@davewebb413 true

[bluetone49]

Ha Ha, Braden lost last night, and A-Rod hit a grand slam, Braden spent too much time running his mouth instead of his game, he should from A-Rod what it takes to be a professional. his grandmother told A-Rod to stick it, and he did, a grand slam.

He must feel likea a fool, maybe he will keep his mouth shut now now after being humilated.

[bluetone49]

Ha Ha, Braden lost last night, and A-Rod hit a grand slam, Braden spent too much time running his mouth instead of his game, he should from A-Rod what it takes to be a professional. his grandmother told A-Rod to stick it, and he did, a grand slam.

He must feel likea a fool, maybe he will keep his mouth shut now now after being humilated.

[thebrettster14]

stick it a rod lol

[KoldShadow]

Haha, nice to see a fresh face throw a perfect game, on a holiday, and a day after the 42nd anniversary of the first Athletics perfect game. I used to watch Dave Letterman all the time as a teenager, but I haven't seen it in a few years. Braden's very polite, like lots of young MLB pitchers, and it was funny seeing him interact with Dave, via satellite. LOL @ "Even I'VE never heard of me." I had to Google Justin Bieber, though . . .

[SAMMYMAN7777777]

or why not legallice the roids or the steroids so every body can make a home run what a example they give to the young kids or corked bats or tryky balls

[SAMMYMAN7777777]

yoy know what can hurt a player banned for life if he used roids or steroids not suspend for 3 months ,or 6 months o 9 months its not a year so the money that they make the congress should control the money of this player played for fun or play for the money they make to much money

[anythung22]

eh i dont like em. I give em credit for his perfect game but i can't stand the guy.

[mason000]

They've used "Even I'VE never heard of me" more than once, usually for whoever wins the Masters that isn't Tiger, and it never gets old.

[mr1lover]

Letterman sucks

[cococrisp20]

#3 was the funniest

[CommanderCody18]

i hate youtube ads

[xxchris]

DALLAS BRADEN SUCKS DICK

[ahadicoool]

fuck commercials!!

[Vots]

@ahadicoool Firefox + AdBlock Plus + Speakeasy = No more ads, even the ones embedded in the videos!

[mightyfedepxress]

no you can do so much better than kate hudson

[fortress1133]

I have a friend that plays for the Rays. I watched the whole game. While I was routing for my friend to wreck it, I cheered when Braden got it. And Letterman it's not a "no no" it's perfection!

[thedoorisunlocked]

boycott ANYTHING advertised on youtube!!

[orsymadden1]

watch watch....

watch?v=MpLYmUz8JSM

[InfamousTyc00n]

I look up to this guy, i grew up playing at Hoover Tyler and attend Stagg. He's an inspiration us for what few we have to look up to in Stockton.

[jackhamm3r]

hes such a hater haha. he wishes he could hit kate hudson

[orsymadden1]

watch watch....

watch?v=MpLYmUz8JSM

[Kenor12]

Dallas (vanilla ice of baseball) Branden needs to go away! and take your d-bag grandma with you!

[nocalsteve]

isn't a "No-No" just a no-hitter?

[LittleYellowBusKid]

Stick it A-Rod!!! Dallas all the way!

[thekjlal]

This is classic, Dallas is one funny dude.

[eyegotnow79]

3. $50 to anyone that can name the A's starting lineup without looking online. I'm glad they helped me on defense, but, seriously, who are these guys?

2. I wonder what time Pres. Obama is going to call to congratulate me.

And the #1 thing that should've went through Dallas' mind...

1. With it being Mother's Day, I dedicate the 19th perfect game in MLB history to my mom, grandma, and of course...A-rod's mom.

[Weeeeee711]

@eyegotnow79 for yesterday? Pennington Rosales Barton Kouz Fox Powell Donaldson Gross Davis Where's my 50 bucks?!

[Lloydsabitch]

@eyegotnow79 dallas, trevor cahill, gio gonzalez, brett anderson, vin mazzaro...wheres my money bitch

[eyegotnow79]

7. This will finally keep these fools from running across my mound.

6. This team can't see my fastball or my curve. They should be named the Tampa Bay Ray Charles'.

5. Wouldn't be stupid if I named by kid "San Antonio"?

4. Damn, I should've done this next season that way I could've went on Coco's show and get ORIGINAL jokes.

[eyegotnow79]

Except for a few, this Top 10 was a sad carbon copy from Mark Buehrle's perfect game Top 10 in July 2009. Here is "Top 10 OTHER things that should have went through Dallas's Mind during the perfect game"

10. This should be interesting enough to even keep Ken Griffey, Jr. awake.

9. This is the coolest thing to happen in Oakland since JaMarcus Russell was cut.

8. I heard something about "209" - was that the section honoring me or the attendance?

[murphy0847]

@eyegotnow79 209 is his area code but other than that great list

[rodriguez140]

woomp womp woooooomp!!!!

[christube81]

Is it me or does he say: "How's it going JAY?!?!"

[eccolibri60]

A rocket for an arm?? I read he has one of the slowest fastballs in the majors. He apparently does have a killer change-up, though

[kush2121]

Awesome to see Dallas get a perfect game. Representing the 209

[Beatthatknocks916]

Great apperance! Great player! Love the guy!

[rangerbagel]

LET'S GO OAKLAND

[pinoi78]

@rangerbagel

LET'S GO OAKLAND!!!

[tanman003]

maybe now justin bieber will notice me... lol thats the stuff... justin can go jump off a cliff

[sasnyc]

recylced mexican league and kate hudson jokes. they werent funny when letterman wrote them for mark buehrle

[707vboy]

classic..my boy got some fucked up teeth..all good though atleast he pitched the perfect game steriod free huh a-rod!

[jojojo943]

Fun. Good for Dallas.

[Pearljammm]

wow his teeth, even hockey players dont look that bad

[DeDuhDee]

Dallas Braden looks like Chris Elliott

[IFknHateUTube]

letterman sucks

[SonDimz]

@IFknHateUTube Def Does

[dwightcummings27]

Just watched the Mark Burhle (sp?) top 10.... straight up recycled material.. Cmon Letterman writers... Terrible..

[jsmcguireIII]

Both Letterman and Paul Shaffer seem to think Letterman is still funny.

[Jaycmony]

They need to send Letterman out to pasture, hes done.

[Jaycmony]

Is he missing both of his canine's? The guys got a busted grill and a big ego, he's another Lee Richmond, Charlie Robertson, or Len Barker....decent pitchers, but not hall of famers. Barker ended up with a 74-76 record; pitching a perfet game is nice, but it a career it doesn't make. GO RANGERS

[NorCal543]

@Jaycmony "big ego"!?!??!?! are you f'in serious bro?! he still lives in the neighborhood he grew up in, located in Stokton. he is one of the most humble players in baseball history. Also talk some trash when your team actually DOES something after the regular season.

[Beatthatknocks916]

@Jaycmony no one cares about ur coked out ass manager and your coked ass OF. Your team is weak (No Pitching @ all) RANGERS BLOW. LEARN IT!

[Jaycmony]

@Beatthatknocks916 hope you remember this comment you dumb ass! How bout that pitching?

[GreenwichGolfer23123]

"Even I've never heard of me" was also used when Zach Johnson won the Masters....

[tciccolella100]

For those of you who missed the Oakland A's pitcher Dallas Braden's Top Ten List on Letterman last night, here you go!

[omidrez]

uhhhh random black guy walking in the background in the middle of the park? 4:22

[1idea]

@omidrez  your alcoholic dad

[Padukem]

Curl in the sombrero! I love it! And then last night Landon Powell steals a base. A's are the team to watch for real baseball entertainment. Green and Yellow all the way.

[Mortskcab]

@Padukem yeah if even though my twins hate the a's I hope you guys keep the team the team and get a new stadium

[califreak11]

209!!

[VIDEOTIMEMACHINE]

Letterman is so unfunny

[Meselyn]

Same stuff from other Top 10s about a perfect game...just changes the names of stuff for the times.

[kcrugadawg]

He's got a rocket for an arm, and he can deliver a joke. Now that's a fella I wanna have a few adult beverages with.

[bostonsux2]

@kcrugadawg

[ProjectOps209]

@kcrugadawg - Braden has a rocket for an arm? Lol you must not know anything about baseball, Braden is one of the slowest pictures in the game, he relies stumping the hitter rather than speed, and i like Dallas, im from Stockton!

[snicksa98]

@ProjectOps209 hahaha you know your shit bro! Dallas is pure heart and dirtiness. His fastball doesn't reach 90. Thank you for calling this fool out. 209!

[Yikes01]

Dallas Braden is the man! Stick it, A-rod!  Haha!!

[reppindmm]

Braden is a beast, congrats man!!