How to open a beer bottle with a CD

[LittleDreamers92]

Ha - this actually work's! Love it!

[elchoaro800]

I just broke two CDs in half trying to do this. What am I doing wrong?

[yamenad]

Press 8 for epic whistle :P hehe

[hamham1313]

I use my asshole, you just gotta give it a little twist

[Gwardzin2]

ta łomza :D

[kakiklumpen]

open it like a boss with your digg come on dont be a pussy

[Ciesla666]

Łomża!

[Gergo049]

so, why you decided to add a whistle at the end? 

[Twangabilly]

YOU SCRATCHED MY CD. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

[MultiLOLMAN12345]

u know, in germany we yell at the bottle and the cap fells of itself...

[TheBeerReporter]

Was that a Polish Beer? Looks like it. Just wondering cause we are Polish! Cheers!

[Brandoskey]

@TheBeerReporter Yes it was actually! I'm somewhere around 50% polish.

[51Rincon]

Well..... I just fucked up one of my favorite movies....FAIL

[takosmegas]

finally a use for MW3

[Brandoskey]

@takosmegas I like the way you think.

[TheMARTINEZ1240]

@brandoskey: looks like a twist off on 0:09 but it is pretty tight check out my videos themartinez1240

[Brandoskey]

@TheMARTINEZ1240 My only conclusion is you're a buffoon.

[ArchyTheNub]

How the hell did I get from "taking the hobits to isengard 10 hours" to this? Seriously? WHY YOUTUBE, WHY.

[Brandoskey]

@ArchyTheNub because my video wins the internet today?

[willraurmack]

but can you throw dirty sock on the floor?

[TheMARTINEZ1240]

Did you see that it was a twist off

[Brandoskey]

@TheMARTINEZ1240 Nope, where was that part at?

[drummerboy452]

4 cds later 2 beers and several cuts on my finger i got it :D now to go to work in 30 minutes lol

[cjbartnik]

Play a CD using a beer bottle THEN I will be impressed...

[pixiefloyd]

What's a cd?

[DjRoB1990]

it works good :P

[neunundneunzigBMX]

that reminded me of kato at the green hornet

[Xerothe0th]

why is there so much arguing about a man opening a fuckin beer?

[wolfilax]

Nice, took me couple of cd's to get it :D

[lucyferek23]

hmm większość ludzi ma otwieracze do butelek ale płyta? no też ujdzie

[SoLiTa1994]

open the bottle with a new windows 7 cd! =D

[MCCENTx2]

how to ruin your cds

[Brandoskey]

@MCCENTx2 what else are you going to do with them?

[menno2222]

@marcoC1991 ive seen bottles getting opened with a newspaper before. so not only lighter, other bottle or table edges. its just a lil harder

[BaconTelevision2]

Here's a tip, buy a $1.00 bottle opener.

[Brandoskey]

@BaconTelevision2 some people just don't get it, and you sir, don't get it.

[thokih1]

@BaconTelevision2 I bet 90% of the people learn to do this to impress at parties or whatever..

[TheNikdoug]

clearly already been opened and placed back on

[Brandoskey]

@TheNikdoug clearly you didn't attempt it yourself, as you clearly don't understand how bottles work, thus clearly showing your ignorance of physics.

[JoeBurnsBlunts]

@Brandoskey lol, love your replies. People are fucking dumb

[Brandoskey]

@JoeBurnsBlunts I guess I should be glad there's doubters, probably gets me more views. Thanks though! :)

[grannyvonng]

O WOW!

[uv999p]

seems legit



[bio2020]

This is very similar to the very old way of opening Wine bottles from Napoleon times...Le Sabrage

[jellehaeck]

if i would have a cd of justin bieber .. i would use that

[staplesfoley]

Hmm yeah try the with a bottle from ireland and you'll be there until the cd breaks :D

[Brandoskey]

@staplesfoley Does Ireland use some sort of advanced bottle capping technology that they don't have anywhere else in the world?

[marcoC1991]

@Brandoskey wont work in holland to for sure, only thing you can do is lighter, other bottle, table edges

[gifventje]

do this with Jupiler or Maes bottles, pretty shure you can't do it (FYI these are normal belgian bottles and i'm pretty shure that the bottles you use are some cheap shitty bottles)

[iEugene1994]

R.I.P. , CD ...

:'-(

[hockeydude19sb]

you owe me cod.

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Good if you decided to do this with a CD that you acc still use then you are the biggest fucktard ever

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 bro its a joke..ur not fucking tough saying shit over the internet...u ust be the biggest fuck tard ever cuz u probably sit on ur fucking couch all day shoving hot pockets down ur throat being a fucking troll..reply to this in a week ur computer wont turn on..kthanksbye.

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Acc no, I;m not I made this acc quite a while ago and I don't even know what a hotpocket is because I'm not a fat ass and I'm and from America, I skateboard and play football, so does that work that I sit on the couch and your the one sitting COD... Yeah... Just sit down.

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 sit down? nahh u fucking idiot u make no sense u fat ass...you really want ur shit hacked or no?

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Mate, clearly you are an fat bastard, if you said you would 'hack' me then you must be somebody who spends all day in their mom's house and sits on the computer because if you know how to hack, which you won't be able to do to me either, then that just proves me point... Oh and 'Just sit down' is Irish slang for 'you just got owned bitch'

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 yeah ik what sit down means...but u didnt own me haha u stupid irish piece of shiit..yo u dont have a father after he fucked ur mother up the ass and put her dumbass in a wheel chair, he left..now u have a retarded mother who looks like shit in a wheel chair...oh yeah what do you usually say? "sit down"? kthanksbye. Gonna get my hacking redy for the next reply !

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Omg, you're such a saddo, Clearly you're like 10 years old, Nobody I know plays or even likes, "Call of Duty" anymore. How do I know you're like 10?

1. You still play that gay ass game

2. Only wee kids do, "Your Mother" Insults

So seriously, wise up and get a grip, go do something useful like learn and instrument or something. Oh, and I would love to see you even try to hack my Youtube

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 im pretty ur mom be bouncing on my dick yeas i went there

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Yeah... You're no doubt like 10 years old. And who the fuck says, " Yeah, I went there" any more? Grow up, and get out and exercise before you end up with a lack of Vitamin D (Trust me that's not a good thing) and wise up cause there isn't a doubt in my mind that you would get stabbed if you ever came to Ireland and started acting like that to people here... They would literally stab you, there's thirteen and twelve year old getting arrested here for stabbing twenty year olds

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 ireland is a shit place on earth they are al faggots ahhaha and im over weight?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! yyeahhhhhhhhh okay hahah how do u sound....sotp talking u 4 year old if u respond ur deffinatly a little bitch

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Aye right I'm 4 years old, Cause I'm the one who's a "4 year old" and a "little bitch" mate seriously, Grow the fuck up, Seriously you're a sad little child who clearly has nothing else to do if you are responding to these within the hour. I have never seen anything sadder, and that's not an exaggeration at all. Get off of Youtube and get some exercise before you get Rickets, I find it funny... you haven't even denied anything I've said LOL

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 i havent denied anything u said? hahah its so funny i play three sports two practices a day...haha ur such a faggot..everything ur saying applys to u cuz ur replying bak hahahah u fucking fggot u get no pussyyyyyy..bye ur getting hacked kthanksbye!

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb 1. You actually didn't deny anything I said

2. What proof have you got that you play 3 sports

3. I'm hardly a faggot for replying and standing up for myself

4. i would be suprised if you only waited to reply to this one because I pointed out the fact that you were replying to this within an hour or two

5. Learn to spell

6. Wise up. Get off Youtube, and get some exercise

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 1. yes i did

2.hockey baseball basketball lax MY BAD 4

3. nah ur a bitch ur replying and getting mad hahaha

4.wtf is wrong with u?

5. its on a computer and i dont try to spell on youtube

6. Im pretty sure yur about 250 pounds sitting on ur ass on youtube because ur a troll..im 110 get over u faggot...ur a fat ass.answer this question. do u want to be hacked? i havent done it yet i will and i have no problem with it...give me on more reply u faggot..oh yeah tell ur mom her puss is nice

[smelly256]

@hockeydude19sb Yeah that's really some prove there, I really believe that you play all three sports AND you weigh that much of those jus' by you telling me, Why would I get mad... It's on a computer...

I'm reading over this now... You did not deny anything

And nothing is wrong with me... What made you think that?

And even though it's Youtube... You should still learn to spell so that you can be taken a bit more more seriously... Mate you said that Aggggggggges ago yet... Nothing... Peace out!

[hockeydude19sb]

@smelly256 nigga u want me to hack u? hahah like im doing u a favor not to..and its okay u dont have to believe me its all good haha i know whats true and so do u ...ur a little bitch haha like u keep going its mad funny...but have a great time in shit land convo over i have better shit to do then read ur retarded ass comments

[Filmer1eX]

try that with a properly closed bottle (aka an european bottle)

[Brandoskey]

@Filmer1eX the beer was a polish beer, pretty sure Poland is still in Europe.

[marcinstanczyk1984]

@Brandoskey Was it a Łomża =D ?

[theguitarhero1000000]

@Filmer1eX nahh its gonna be open wtf ???



[andersonvinicios]

CD DO LUAN SANTANA, RESTART OU DO CINE, QUALQUER UM QUE "FODA TOTALMENTE O CD" AHH DO FIUK TBM TA NA LISTA ....

[JonasDKQ]

try that with a belgian beer bottle

[bjorker40]

It can open a cd! only thing is that if you don't open it the first time you ruin the cd!!!!

[matthewgroen]

@bjorker40 What if the CD WAS already ruined? I dump my failed cargo on the wall, or in the microwave ( in the garage that is)

[ELMENOLRD96]

my cd broke

[daxplil]

Well note this.. I works and all people that says its fake is because they haven't tried because I had my doubts but got it at the 1st time...

[masterwazaboo123]

Guys its fake

[TheBCProject111]

i nicked a whole lot of CD's from the allotment down the road, lol

[metalmaster126]

to the people who think it's fake: Look up this "Physics" Should be under "Physics for the common idiots"

[ArbeinDave]

I tried it, and it worked on the 2nd try :)

[BEASTxBLATT]

Rite on



[welchyburg17]

Ive ruined my whole CD collection

[mdeonx16]

AOL cds should work

[kingzach74]

@mdeonx16 There are so many damn AOL cds around that they are so worthless and work perfectly for this.

[Steviedatv]

that breaks the cd, this must be the reason so many bieber cd's are sold :D

[myalfawolf]

@Steviedatv i vote you up on that one thats awesome and true

[TheBruynel]

Fake that cd would not open that

[Brandoskey]

@TheBruynel either my video is fake, or you suck at life...I'll let the viewers decide :)

[ilmettiu]

@Brandoskey

I just tried it cause I'm not able to open a beer, I found this browsing on YouTube: now I'm drinking my Adelscott, and you're the man :D

[kkkhater05]

@Brandoskey take off cap put it back on then say you opened it with a cd....you should be ASHAMED.

[Brandoskey]

@kkkhater05 If that was how I did it why did the cap not come off on the first try? Also why are so many other people having success? And finally, possibly most importantly, why fake a video about opening a beer bottle? My guess is you have not even bothered trying this, or you did and found that you have the hand eye coordination of a broken snow globe.

[TheBeerReporter]

@Brandoskey I made a video like this as well. This is 100% real! cheers!

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

@kkkhater05 hear the popping sound that the bottle makes when it is bieng opened, this means it was not opened and closed again(same thing hapens with wines)

[MrKungfupenis]

@TheBruynel it just did.



[warhead213]

@TheBruynel it is very possible to do it you retard

[RiSoute]

@TheBruynel

Dude it is not fake:)) believe it:)

[gastank43]

@TheBruynel OH NO A FAKE CD! D:  haha who gives a shit m8? xD

[TobyTarrant]

why do all these people have trouble with beers, just use a bottle opener...

[scorchers18]

@TobyTarrant what if you're a bum and you just found a cd on the ground and stole a 40 from someone? gotta think of all the scenarios man

[JayyOneill]

LOL All These Dumb Ass's Going On About It Scratched my Cd, I Broke My Fav CD well Durrh! What You Expect Your Hitting It Off Metal? Of Cause Its Gonna Scratch, Use A Rubbish CD Or A Blank One ¬¬

[SEETER1]

I broke my best CD!

[OrangeAverice]

@SEETER1 Why would you use your best CD?

[KILLINZOMBIES]

How To Scratch a CD With a Beer Bottle.

[garnichtgut]

does anyone else have a destroyed CD and still a barred beer?

[PillownDuvet]

i did this and i hit my friend with the bottle cap 0.o

[SONYMAN915]

I TRIED THIS WITH MOM'S LIMITED EDITION THE BEATLES CD AND I BROKE THE CD, MOM IS GONNA KICK MY ASS AFTER SHE FINDS OUT I BROKE IT AND THEN TRIED TO GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER.

[NinaGayan]

@SONYMAN915

Troll in the dungeon

[KILLINZOMBIES]

@SONYMAN915 FAIL...



[Caesar0031]

This video could also be called: "how to ruin your CD with a beer bottle"

[kodamsify]

sissy bear...

[Brandoskey]

@kodamsify awww, cute pet name, but please, call me Brandon

[ricktbdgc]

I tried this on a heineken, and the cd smashed into peices but the bottle didnt open. Then I tried a butcher knive using the same technique only I smashed the bottle into pieces.

[trist108]

did try to open it with a cd. It failed and I broke the cd. It was my World Of Warcraft disk... FML

[VinzorBE]

@trist108 you can download WoW online, so nice fail in trying to be funny

[darcshado]

I have a good bit of failed writes laying around. I have a good reason to pull them out and have them nearby now. Thanks!

[HitlerIsRantingAgain]

Poor CD

[CrazyChickun]

i hope that was justin biebers cd album

[MAnGaThaBOy]

Just fucking look at Serbian ways to open a beer bottle.... :) and btw your beers suck....we got lotttt stronger beers :) fuck Heineken fuck Budweiser fuck Beck's ..>JELEN FTW!!!

[mauryssayoung]

@MAnGaThaBOy Jelen is 6.4%, try somethng irish, Guiness Original is 6.9 and Guines Export stout is 8, try some real beer

[nihonam]

CD is dead

[jskallingtin]

Wtf all you guys are retarded it does work just cuz you gits can't do it doesn't mean it doesn't work... dumbasses

[preecer8]

it doesnt work.

[1BielSantos]

Show de bola kkkkkkkk !

[Guaxinim26]

cool

[monstrmchine]

corners of counter tops work good too, nice idea though

[poontankk]

tried this on a bottle of coors light and well ruined a cd but did managed to open it with a knife instead..

[Brandoskey]

@poontankk pretty sure coors uses twist offs...

[poontankk]

@Brandoskey They might do but this one was just a standard sealed cap..

[Th4w]

@Brandoskey

Alcoholic...

[Brandoskey]

@Th4w I didn't even drink the beer I opened in the video.

[danastarbuck]

Woow

[romein138]

like for the michou kaku

[Brandoskey]

@romein138 NICE catch! gotta love the science channel huh?

[mickmos]

@Brandoskey whats with the whistle at the end

[Brandoskey]

@mickmos don't get punched in the MOUTH!

[USMCSniper1993]

Worked for me! and it wasn't a twist off =)

[DieSkyfie]

thats cool

[oscarinero]

no really can it be done?

[tiggs1792]

@oscarinero yeah

[RichieRch143]

nice, I have been looking for something to do with my shaq diesel cd

[MRdoom420]

That's how he circumcised himself.

[babycal83]

Scratched

[letmelivemylife2008]

Warning: make sure Cd is either a Justin bieber cd or Miley Cyrus.

[fukkisi]

@letmelivemylife2008 dont forget rebeca black

[vigil8e]

No, no. Was the bottle a twist-off or not?

[Brandoskey]

@vigil8e no, if it were a twist off, the video would have been pretty boring.

[vigil8e]

twist off?

[Brandoskey]

@vigil8e are you saying the cd hit with such force that it cause the cap to rotate itself off?

[Fintwon]

@Brandoskey

No clearly what is being said is that you twisted it off slightly first then whacked it. Though I don't really think that is what happened.

[Brandoskey]

@Fintwon it's not hard to do this, that was seriously my first attempt. i'm sure some bottles/caps are easier than others, twist offs will even work though not near as easily.

not to mention there are plenty of other videos on youtube performing the same trick.

either way i guess the idea that it *could* be faked is part of the draw to this video? whatever it is, people sure are watching it a lot! i bet it's the whistle.

[bboyiya]

do it with justin bieber CD!!!! cmonn!!!

[ThorMexico]

Love to waste my time reading the cruel comments on every stupid video. (This is not stupid one, actually, lot of girls enjoy the alternative and interesting different ways that a man finds to open his beer.)

[Brandoskey]

@ThorMexico lol, well i thank you for your approval! I don't even drink that often, but I enjoy impressing people with my beer opening prowess.

[matchgirls]

can open a beer bottle with guitar pick?

[desocupadosdavan]

does it works with dvds as well?

[Brandoskey]

@desocupadosdavan nope, you'll have to upgrade to bluray or hd dvd if you can find one. laser disc also works well, though may be a bit unwieldy. there's something about the density of the data on a dvd that does not work well with opening bottles. it's odd really, since cd's are far less dense! it's science man, what can i say?!?

[seshmarls]

@Brandoskey its got to do with the way the magnets are held in the plastic

[hfactor10]

megan fox

[richyzennikan]

broke a cd doing this, expected no less really

[ferociouspokemachine]

I tried this yesterday, it didn't work :(

[PseudoSarcasm]

I made a CD explode, and scratched the crap out of another one and got that sucker open!!!! But at least I didn't chip a tooth!!!

I usually use a lighter, but this is more fun :D