I checked out that new improv show that Drew Carey's hosting now. It's funny, but it's not the same, and not just because Drew's older, thinner, and not behind a desk.
@Nacek112 There's a product called Turtle Wax, which is a car wax. But instead of using Turtle wax to wax the car, he is using an actual turtle to wax the car. XD
All these years and I just realized they only washed one side of the car... Great playing though! Also, no actual turtles were harmed in the washing of this car.
This is a fantastic playing of Improbable Mission. Plenty of great lines from it as well. "Your job is to go, take it, wash it, wax it, buff it, and get it looking all up good all up innit yo." I think Wayne's pretty underrated, it really wouldn't be Whose line without the three regulars all together.
@Videogeek95 It's been a month, and I've even forgotten what the joke was. Rest assured, I wasn't making a racist comment, never have and never will. I don't even know how you interpreted that as a racial remark...
@pinaycOoki3z LOL colin was on point on that scene and Ryan must have forgotten the mission LOL so his randomness must have took him in that direction i guess hgaghahahaha
I always love it when Collin just randomly says something like "We're gonna have to use my jet-propelled butt." and "A TURTLE!" It cracks me up everytime.
i love how at around 1.50 when they shake hands to start the mission, colin walks to his right and walks back and does nothing while ryan turns to his left and starts opening the car. Lol as funny as Colin is he does get alot of his jokes based from what Ryan does. Ryan carries the scene.
"If you are caught, neither you or your teammates; that's the two of you the big guy and the bald guy, none of you shall me acclaimed, but you shall be disavowed, and I'll laugh at your ass."
Oh Colin and his animals. I swear he has a twisted mind when it comes to animals. But it's awesome.
Yellow4494 1 week ago
"Are you ready my friend?"
"I'm with you my pal."
Aww.
Yellow4494 1 week ago
One of the best skits Wayne ever did!
namsivad 3 weeks ago
Oh my fucking god. Wayne killed it. "Mama say mamma sa ma mam pusa" HAHA
"And get it lookin' all up good all up in it, yo."
"..and I'll laugh at ya ass!"
"That's what I said."
LOLOLOL.
DominationVideos 4 weeks ago
Wayne is fantastic in this!
WhirledSol 1 month ago
ryan: its locked
collin: thank god we dont have to wash the inside
JAKETHEGREAT11100 3 months ago
I checked out that new improv show that Drew Carey's hosting now. It's funny, but it's not the same, and not just because Drew's older, thinner, and not behind a desk.
deputyseal409 8 months ago
you know i can`t go in there because of my buttpack.... LMFAO
Chelseatlw8 8 months ago
Wayne is hilarious!
mgrobis 8 months ago
4:05 What is he doing with the turtle?! XD
Nacek112 9 months ago 4
@Nacek112 There's a product called Turtle Wax, which is a car wax. But instead of using Turtle wax to wax the car, he is using an actual turtle to wax the car. XD
NFXShockwave 9 months ago
LOL THE TURTLE
evry190 9 months ago 3
when he says the topic thats that ass holes!
rockingred141 9 months ago
Poor turtle lol
EvilMonKiki 9 months ago
All these years and I just realized they only washed one side of the car... Great playing though! Also, no actual turtles were harmed in the washing of this car.
gcuber 9 months ago
"the TURTLE!!"
almost like "THE CAT" but not as funny... i love colin when he takes improbable annimals and uses them for stupid things
HentMas 10 months ago
@HentMas He was actually referencing "Turtle Wax".
blazeoffuegon 10 months ago
This is a fantastic playing of Improbable Mission. Plenty of great lines from it as well. "Your job is to go, take it, wash it, wax it, buff it, and get it looking all up good all up innit yo." I think Wayne's pretty underrated, it really wouldn't be Whose line without the three regulars all together.
NFXShockwave 10 months ago
' it appears the governor of mama say mama sa mama punsa is in dire need of... '
lmfao
theknowing1469 10 months ago
No water
hut?!
NO WATER
HUUT?
nypad5 10 months ago
"Turtle Wax" Haha!
fswmacguy 10 months ago
@ 4 : 06 breaks turtle : D
PVBOG 10 months ago
They only washed one side of the car..
whosh0tu 11 months ago
What did ryan say at the end?
digs0795 11 months ago
omgsh the turtle!!!! hahahaa xDDD
right when he broke it in half.
me: O__O
aznlove9 11 months ago
The WWF must LOVE this show...
Bayonet300 11 months ago
We need some wax, A TURTLE!! LMFAO!!!!
ATHelton12 11 months ago
"we're gonna have to use my jet-propelled butt, hop on."
laur3nXo96 1 year ago 4
thats what i said... lol wayne
Cleo379 1 year ago
10 people got disemboweled and had their asses laughed at.
goldsmith000 1 year ago
@goldsmith000 Wait, Their asses laughed at by a black guy or a white guy? I'm not racist, it counts because wayne is black.
Videogeek95 1 year ago
@Videogeek95 It's been a month, and I've even forgotten what the joke was. Rest assured, I wasn't making a racist comment, never have and never will. I don't even know how you interpreted that as a racial remark...
goldsmith000 1 year ago
@goldsmith000 I had a feeling that would happen, Anyway I wasn't trying to accuse anyone of anything.
Videogeek95 1 year ago
It's the sequel for "The Cat". The Turtle.
mabiniss2 1 year ago 12
@ServeTheBeaver, Colin was referring to a long-time popular brand of car wax called "Turtle Wax".
fswmacguy 1 year ago
"None of you should be acclaimed, but you will be disemboweled & I'll laugh at ya ass." LMAO
takervslashley 1 year ago 3
so they changed it from a Dodge Dart to a limo? or in ryan's life a lymo??
bubblebuttbaran 1 year ago
Turtle??? Where's the CAT?!
ServeTheBeaver 1 year ago
turtle wax!
upizdown 1 year ago
Collin always abuses animals in improbable mission!
UltMitSinner78 1 year ago 6
@UltMitSinner78 there was some idiot on here saying that its really disturbing how the actors abuse animals in the skits. she was going to call peta.
bruizer1100 1 year ago
@bruizer1100 LOL what a idiot. She better call imaginary Peta for the imaginary animals being abused.
UltMitSinner78 1 year ago
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starwarsfan967 1 year ago
That was so funny how Ryan was moving Colin 'cause of his hairy chest
starwarsfan967 1 year ago
"OK! We gotta wax it, get it lookin' all sparkley!"
"A turtle!!"
"Wait a minute, the wax is on there but we got no buffer! Hey wait a minute, you got a hairy chest don't you?"
"BOIING!" Lmao xDD
shadowofthenever 1 year ago
Oh look a turtle! -Cracks it in half?! hehe
mlrollin 1 year ago
poor turtle lmao
serahxfarron13 1 year ago
The turtles was my favorite part. Collin always does something wrong with animals in this game.
UltMitSinner78 1 year ago 2
" its locked! "
"good thing we dont have to wash the inside"
pinaycOoki3z 1 year ago 5
@pinaycOoki3z LOL colin was on point on that scene and Ryan must have forgotten the mission LOL so his randomness must have took him in that direction i guess hgaghahahaha
nypad5 10 months ago
"You'll be disavowed and I'll laugh atcha ass." Lol
rshcry24 1 year ago
the turtle! no the car.
zeno711 1 year ago
how can anyone dislike this???? 10 people fell asleep and missed the like button.
ps ryan and colin are the best duo on television ever.
nirvanaspirit666 1 year ago
THE TURTLE!!!!!!!!!
LovinxoxoLife 1 year ago
"Turtle". :)
piccolomaster 1 year ago
Wayne gets 300 points for the Michael Jackson reference.
PokerJoker811 1 year ago 4
"& i laugh at yo' ass"
hahaha
bubbaabbygracexo 1 year ago 5
"Hey, that's an awful long car! That's one of those limeos!"
"Limos..."
"Right!"
SaltyBlood001 1 year ago
Ryan and Collin are my favorite after MJ...great sense of humor
jags73in 1 year ago 6
Ryan at 2:34 "kthx" LMFAO
Adam12088 1 year ago
I always love it when Collin just randomly says something like "We're gonna have to use my jet-propelled butt." and "A TURTLE!" It cracks me up everytime.
DJScorpion234 1 year ago 2
"A Turtle!"
Ah, the Turtle Wax pun. X3
JimPrower 1 year ago 4
wanye did good on the voice department lol
123romeo204eva 1 year ago 2
-We have to get it, bring it here, wash it and bring it back?
-That's what I said!
hahaha, brilliant!
EddyScbr 1 year ago 4
Car Wash: Outside, Outside Washing the inside is not "EVERYDAY" Outside YES
bliz78obrien 1 year ago
i love how drew says to ryan do ur "y i oughta" face and he does and b4 he can say thats his bea arthur face colin said it! lol soo cute<3
ambie1193 1 year ago
hahaha Wayne was awesome in this
pgh5002 1 year ago 2
...and you shall be disavowed, and I'll laugh at y'ass!
LOL
straigjm 1 year ago 53
i love how at around 1.50 when they shake hands to start the mission, colin walks to his right and walks back and does nothing while ryan turns to his left and starts opening the car. Lol as funny as Colin is he does get alot of his jokes based from what Ryan does. Ryan carries the scene.
Wini222 1 year ago
what episode is this?????
chadwick0091 1 year ago
A turtle!
*snap*
xxCaMRocKxx 1 year ago 8
Haha this was on Five USA this morning...
walker287 1 year ago
bea arthur
hookerlake 1 year ago
whats a BR face? and when did he his "why i outta face"
anyone?
Wini222 1 year ago
@Wini222
He said Bea Arthur.
Clarestovold 1 year ago
oh sorry yeah i mis heard When does he do his why i outta face though?
Wini222 1 year ago
"BR face"? What?
TaylerBunge 1 year ago
@TaylerBunge
B Arthur face, google images that and you shall see.
polkadots103 1 year ago
Ryan: You've got a hairy chest, dontcha??
Colin: *I'm gonna kiiilll you.*
TaylerBunge 1 year ago 3
"A turtle!" XD
prdfmc 1 year ago 4
it burns lol thats wut she said
SuperBlondie1992 1 year ago
Turtles, beavers, cats- what would they do without animals in Improbable Mission?
stnic07 1 year ago 7
lol colin is the man!
jody7870 1 year ago 3
You can always rely on Colin and animal abuse. lol
I forgot about this one and how funny it was. Awesome.
MutantEnemyGirl 1 year ago 9
Butt pack, ha!
bliz78obrien 1 year ago 4
extra saliva pills haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa
pocahuntas 2 years ago
lol....gross...if I found out someone spit on my car to clean it I'd probably smack em with a 2x4
XboxLiveShadox 2 years ago
ryan's face at 3:41 is priceless
apwheele 2 years ago 3
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Man, i need to smoke weed first to pull off this kind of jokes! lol
pokerpokerfan 2 years ago
if YOU smoked weed, you would be less funny than you are sober, and still wouldnt match these pros
ACanadian19 2 years ago 12
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smoking weed and then watching this show is hilarious
ilikejeffgordon123 2 years ago
That's fuckin true, but it's funny even without smoking a blunt
porkymania90 2 years ago
Colin and Ryan should be in a movie
Kornmang 2 years ago 74
ryan is in Hot Shots and Hot Shots part Deux
musicvideoguy1 2 years ago
"A TURTLE!" lol
seppa15 2 years ago 11
@seppa15
"The CAT!"
Movieman058 1 year ago 5
"If you are caught, neither you or your teammates; that's the two of you the big guy and the bald guy, none of you shall me acclaimed, but you shall be disavowed, and I'll laugh at your ass."
lol, nice wayne
GreenFenril 2 years ago 6
LOL!!! Poor turtle! XD
Marksman230591 2 years ago 11
Man, I just love Wayne in the beginning.
Marksman230591 2 years ago 7
I absolutely love the way Colin cracks open the turtle. And how Ryan almost loses it at that point. Best team ever!
SquishyK 2 years ago 11
Funny stuff, never gets old.
I've seen this clip many times and it always makes me laugh.
dstone2004 2 years ago 3
haha..wayne's part was the best :D
luiohh 2 years ago
I spat out my drink all over the place when he did that with the turtle!
I was really not expecting that when he yelled 'The Turtle!'
mr0buch 2 years ago 8
they ROCK
i love this show colin,ryan,and wayne are the best
coppertop1000 2 years ago 2
look at chip watching in awe!
westofthegarden 2 years ago 2
Why did he kill the turtle and rub it all over the car?!?!
awesomenesspuff 2 years ago
turtle wax.....
oTheGamer 2 years ago 5
A: It was pretty funny
B: Turtle is a brand of car wax
zelstar20 2 years ago 3
turtle wax
holcombrocker 2 years ago 2
Turtle Wax dude. A product used to wax cars and make them shiny as hell.
Ch4oTiK 2 years ago 2
Wayne's best lines
mamase mamasa macum sa
get it looking up all good all up in it yo
and ill laugh at your ass
thats what i said
silver30236 2 years ago 4
Ryan's car is always in the shop
jess401 2 years ago
"QUICK! Use your extra saliva pills!"
Verooo777 2 years ago 2
One of those Lime-os?
bliz78obrien 2 years ago 6
It burns it burns, look a limeo
porkymania90 2 years ago 4
"A Turtle" Not as good as "The Cat" but still brilliant!! Luv Whose Line im Addicted! ! <3
duskmanaoire 2 years ago 12
It's cause the product 'turtle wax'- cat wax is better for boats and hard wood floors anyway
lowkeyedge 2 years ago
and I'll laugh at yo ass
thetony458 2 years ago 7
NO Water! No Water!
try it now
ok
hhaaha
TeamUnicorn 2 years ago
It burns, it burns!!!
slappa75 2 years ago
Mommasaymommaseymommatosey.
xD
Wayne's great.
HebiVoldemort 2 years ago 51
LONG LIVE WAYNE BRADY!
christiansocialism 2 years ago 6
@HebiVoldemort That sounds like the saying from Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Starting Something"! LMAO
Charleseppes 1 year ago
"Get it looking all up good all up in it, yo."
mewsikal 2 years ago 89
i love men with hairy chest...hehe
83yattic 2 years ago 3
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good thing no body cares
Axel575 2 years ago
@83yattic Colin really does have a hairy chest. I've noticed from some of the shirts he's worn. It's white hair. Ryan knew too I guess, lol.
Yellow4494 1 week ago
oh noes he killded da turtle
noxDX 2 years ago 7
so funny! 'I'll laugh at yo ass!' haha.
preciousem 2 years ago 5
1974 Dodge Dart limosuine with a hot tub :P
Marrowni 2 years ago 9
is it a real car? I don't know anything about cars
paintkiller93 2 years ago
all up in it yo LOL wayne XD
samwhich55 2 years ago 3
''that's one of those lime'os!''
OliJakupNielsen 2 years ago 6
lol Colin loves using animals for these missions. =P
Ichigobleach7391 2 years ago
ryans random face at 3:41!!!!!!!!!
3hmmmmm3 2 years ago
He thought Colin was gonna make him do something! :D
MsAli137 2 years ago 2
HEY LOOK A TURTLE!!! XD LOL
kakashislover789 2 years ago 4
best one ever!
baxter0592 2 years ago 3
A TURTLE LOLOLOL
nortsoldier 2 years ago 4
I love when Ryan cracks, as in 4:06 . LOL!
aslinettin 2 years ago 6
"...and I'll laugh at your ass."
WAYNE WINS.
HellsOnlyBelle 2 years ago 34
lol! just imagine if these two were agent in real life
popstar12002 2 years ago 6
pitch that idea to ABC for a show.....Colin and Ryan, Secret Agents!!!!
barb7124 2 years ago 10
lol. that's not a bad idea! I did not even think about that!
popstar12002 2 years ago 3
hahahah
Ryan: "It's locked!"
Colin: "Good thing we don't have to wash the inside."
styx123456 2 years ago 6
lmao, "that's what said"
Zephur19 3 years ago 4
it appears that the governor of mamasaymamapamamapoosa
is in dire need of a car wash. its your job, if you choose to accept it is to
take it
wash it
wax it
buff it
and get it lookin all up good all up in it yo.
-wayne
Oreoreogirl 3 years ago 78
@Oreoreogirl i love this video
123romeo204eva 1 year ago
@123romeo204eva Did "The Cat!!" come before or after this?
bcboy87 1 year ago
1.09 to 1.18 is awesome!!!! lol
apollo015 3 years ago 4
a turtle! *snap*
Xmaggot93X 3 years ago 11
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Washing a car is an everyday activity?
Maybe if you work at a car wash.
KevL75 3 years ago
What does Ryan say at 4:36?
KoopaDude94 3 years ago 2
"Oh that's my Bea Arthur, sorry"
She was Dorothy in a sitcom called The Golden Girls.
KevL75 3 years ago 7
Oh, thanks.
KoopaDude94 3 years ago
colin is like the tony slattery of wliia uk
only hes bald lmao
Chakoo32 3 years ago
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I think the car they mentioned at the start was not a limo. Cant bother to see it again though.
Findulidas 3 years ago
Thats one of those lime-o's HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
handii22 3 years ago 12
..sh drinking song !!!!
LeftosDoussis 3 years ago 3
It's Locked!
Good thing we don't have to wash the inside...
ubery 3 years ago 8
Turtle wax.... nice.
FrogBlaster77 3 years ago 5
omg a turtle LMAO
iluvbbtgirl 3 years ago 2
Lol I love how Colin cracks the turtle for turtle wax XD
mariomanlite 3 years ago 4
Colin+Ryan= The geniuses of comedy and improv
snkyaznchopstx 3 years ago 21
and ill laugh at cha ass rofl!
TheJade345 3 years ago 6
the turtle!!!! lol
HilaryHaylieRocks08 3 years ago
Anyone there?
hey man. im naked!! sG
2189387 3 years ago
that's what i said. Man wayne is funny.:D
musjamasha 3 years ago 4
haha
"all up in it yo"
iLOVEianWOOD 3 years ago 2
it burns!
CrowDaddy14 3 years ago
Look!A turtle!hahaha!hilariousss.
cookieejar 3 years ago 2
he broke the turtle
ferm65 3 years ago 2
i love their two diff faces in the saliva pills bit. colin is spraying, and ryan is drooling!! LOL!!
bluenuke08 3 years ago 2
Lesson 1: Never never watch this while eating, or you will end up with some serious choking - half my lunch went up my nose
skylight301 3 years ago 16
thanks for telling me after i finish chocking on my hot dog XD
spartandude1444 3 years ago 4
and i choked on water.
don't ask me how
haha
iLOVEianWOOD 3 years ago 3
I'm not going to. I know how you feel.
bluebear1985 3 years ago
?
what...
iLOVEianWOOD 3 years ago
"If you or the two of you, that's you, the tall one and balled one; are caught or killed, you will be fired and I'll laugh at your ass." LMAO
jess401 3 years ago 5